The most stupid name ever

[mymemory]

Every time some one ran out of topics of conversation this is a common denominator use to save the day.

You may not believe this but in Venezuela we have some people that read:
US NAVY and called their daughter "Usnahvee" just how it will be pronounced in Spanish.

US MAIL = Usmeil

And the first price goes to the son of the maid of a friend of mine 10 years ago when Michael Jackson was with the Thriller stuff:

"Michael Jackson David Gonzales Pérez"

Now, I do not know if the maid wrote the name like that but it is a case of the real life.

[dreamlance]

I swear, I've met these people:

Wayne Duop (sounds like rain drop)
Orangejello and Lemonjello (say Or-ahn-gelo and Le-mahn-gelo)
Lawasha and Ladryah (washer and dryer)

[medea]

how about
duwoyne and daothawoyne

[patrick0brien]

-Hah! Love it!

About Lemonjello and Orangejello I think I saw them on Springer.

Or Denise (not so weird) and Denefew (Get it? Neice - Nephew?)

[kylos]

Wayne Wright (a wainwright is a wagon maker/mender)

[Foxer]

Not kidding on either of these:

A student in my high school originally from Thailand. Her name was Titty Porn. Probably spelled differently, but that was the name.

My friend and his wife swear this is true, and they're very honest people. While she was in the hospital after their child was born, they in the post-delivery room and they overheard the woman in the next bed talking to a nurse, who was asking the woman if she had choosen a name for her newborn girl. The new mother told the nurse, "I heard the Doctor say the most beautiful word and that's going to be her name. Vagina."

[kiwi_the_iwik]

I knew a guy once whose name was James Kerr.

I know - not so strange.

But his Brother, Wayne, was a whole new kettle of fish...

:p



Poor bastard.

[ezkimo]

I met someone named ****head (pronounced shi-th-eed)....

-Zach

[kylos]

It seems Wayne can be a very embarrassing name; it figures very prominently in this stupid name thread.:) :D

[trebblekicked]

i knew an exchange student in high school named A Sushi. And an old acquiantance from elementary school just got married. Her name now: Carrie Kerrer.

[rainman::|:|]

i've heard of ****head too, either it's a very common weird name or a very old joke.

i knew a candy cain, which was mean but not terribly original... i think my mom used to know a Chanda Lier...

I'm about to go have drinks with a guy who's last name is Gentile. not really funny, but odd nonetheless. of course he has the most common first name ever, Joe.

pnw

[Thanatoast]

I knew a girl in elementary school whose name was Hoai, pronounced "why". Everyone made their own name tag and hers simply had a "?" on it. Her brother was named Dung, pronounced zoong. Not stupid names, but definitely different. (Dung caused a bit of a stir when the principle was handing out awards, too. Musta sucked.)

[RugoseCone]

I went do Kindergarten with a kid named Arthur Mustache.

One of my uncles worked at a post office in Ohio with a woman named Vagina Jones. Seems her mother wanted to name her Virginia, but misspelled it on the birth certificate.

The best names are ones that mean something in somebody elses native tongue, but the individual has no idea. For example my wife saw an African American employee of Walgreen's with the name Charna. That's "black" in Polish. Ironic or planned?

[Pismo]

I have two cousins named Princess and Precious! One is a tomboy to boot! Those are porn star names and I hope those girls legally change their names when they turn 18.

[ejb190]

Back in High School I knew a kid named Benjamin Dover. He was 6 foot 2 inches and 200+ pounds - No one called him Ben...

[Doctor Q]

Shanda Lear was the daughter of William P. Lear (of the Lear-Siegler company) and Moya Olsen Lear.

For years I've been keeping a list of personal names that I thought were humorous. I gather them from newspaper articles and sometimes from mailing lists that I see. Examples: Darwin Colliflower, Wanda Fudge, Rollo Plunk, MarshaRose Shestack, and Bunyan Snipes Womble.

I also have a list of nutty names that were intended to be nutty. Examples: G. Zippidy Duda and Honey Combs. It also includes Ben Dover. From what I read, he (or another poor fellow with the same name) had a sister named Eileen Dover.

[maluscanis]

In 8th grade, I knew a guy by the name of Ash Hul. The poor kids only defence was that his name wasn't Ash but Ashley.

I also have a friend who knew someone named Penny Nicole Quarter - no joke.

[beez7777]

at my school they have pictures of all the graduating classes of the last 70 years hanging throughout the hallways. there's a picture of a kid named A. Weiner in one from a few years ago hanging over my friend's locker.

[vniow]

My parent's insurance agent's name when we lived back in OK was Dick Click.

[MacAztec]

I met a guy at a tennis tournament...well, I worked with him.

His name was Ben Dover. I swear

[guitargeek]

There's a Chevrolet dealer around here named "Dick Beard". We bought an Astro van from him, actually. And, yes, he goes by Dick.

[748s]

there is a state politician here called richard face. sometimes tv journalists don't get it and use one of the short versions of richard.....dick, when doing a story on him. makes me laugh everytime.

[scem0]

There is a doctor in Austin, or around Austin, that does male
steralizations (forgot the medical name) whose name is Richard
Chop, and he goes by Dick Chop. Fits his job well. :D

I once found a site which listed a whole bunch of funny names,
but I can't find it. :(

:)

[Kwyjibo]

not really that odd but this kid at my school is Peter Vegetable, I call himm peter vegetables and he seems like a character that would be on an after school special about eating properly

[mymemory]

When I was an exchange student there was this girl from Finland (I think) and her name was Marica = faget in Spanish.

[Doctor Q]

More from my "funny names of real people" collection:

Huber Smutz III and his wife Love Smutz

Cheerful Portly

Harry Legg

Pleasant Shack

[sillymacgirl]

Somone I know is friends with two sisters...their names are Anita and Mona...not too bad till you throw their last name into the mix...Lott ;)

[baby duck monge]

lady who was one of the judges in a writing contest i had something submitted to in HS... candy justice.

[applemacdude]

at my scholl theres a boy named hi are ya ( hai arya):D

[WinterMute]

I heard tell of a fellow from across town called Micheal Hunt, every-one called him Mike and his girlfriend used to have trouble asking if anyone had seen him...

;)

[dreamlance]

A guy in my high school class had the first name of Mister. So when we graduated, his name was read Mr. Mister Samuel.

[shadowfax]

from Catch-22, Major Major, whose middle name was Major, who was promoted to major, just because they wanted to call someone Major Major Major Major. :D

[Juventuz]

I know someone named Harry Busch.

Yes it's Harry, not Harold.

[billyboy]

Non royal family people with numbers in their name make me smile. Maybe they are proud to be the third, fourth or forty fourth after a great father figure - but a cynic like me thinks back to the generation before the first, and I feel sorry for the poor forgotten b******d who sired the first in a modern line of pretentious gits.