If Nintendo Were To Be A Woman (Not the ad).

[bobber205]

What would you do to marry her? ;)

Personally I would do anything. :D

EDIT:
Changed title to prevent confusion. ;)

[poppe]

What would you do to marry her. ;)

Personally I would do anything. :D

That good eh? Has the Wii captured your heart or another console or just Nintendo in general?

[mad jew]

I'd use a wedding sack.

[Dagless]

Thank god! I thought it was going to be the old Wii vs PS3 advert :rolleyes:

[Spanky Deluxe]

I'd use a wedding sack.

Good plan!

[clayj]

Good plan!Didn't really work too well the time I saw it used, though...

[WillMak]

As long as Nintendo allowed me to get a new woman/console every few years so I wouldn't have to worry about her getting old, obsolete and fat.

[Motley]

Thank god! I thought it was going to be the old Wii vs PS3 advert :rolleyes:

Ha, so did I!

[cycocelica]

Divorce it for more than its worth because it can't please me enough.

[dmw007]

As long as Nintendo allowed me to get a new woman/console every few years so I wouldn't have to worry about her getting old, obsolete and fat.


Such a player. :rolleyes: ;) :D

[GFLPraxis]

Thank god! I thought it was going to be the old Wii vs PS3 advert :rolleyes:

Same here!

[RoxStrongo]

Same here!
and here. there really is no need for us to ever have it mentioned ever again.

[MacRumorUser]

If Nintendo Were To Be A Woman...

What would you do to marry her? ;)

Personally I would do anything. :D


ok no-one said the obvious.

1 - you'd turn her on
2 - you'd stick a cartridge in her slot.

and unlike a real woman

3 - if she started acting up you'd take her back for a refund..

[FireArse]

I'd try my hardest when playing with her to get to her break a sweat, but fail miserably!

[Dagless]

Everyone would want to have a go with her too, and knowing you, you'd let them :(

[greatdevourer]

Everyone would want to have a go with her too, and knowing you, you'd let them :( It's because she's so darn easy, now ;) Up to 4 people at once, all bouncing round having the time of their lives :D

[Foxglove9]

Oh brother :rolleyes: x 4

[thegreatluke]

How bout a good ol' fashioned shotgun wedding?

Well, a Nintendo lightgun wedding.

You can bring a dog to laugh at you too!

[pgc6000]

I don't think I'd marry it...but I wouldn't mind having some drinks and going to bed with it that night...almost like a one night stand, but more of a one night play.

[Peterkro]

If Nintendo was a women She would probably stab most of you.:)

PS first post in the Games area in fact first time I've looked at it.

[Spanky Deluxe]

Welcome Peterkro!

It would be very interesting if Nintendo were a woman, they're getting much more interested in alternative forms of simulation and control...

[aholden12592]

if nintendo was a woman than her daughter the Wii would be a slut because everybody uses her. And raising a slut for a daughter would be a damn hard thing. I would marry Sony because she's rich and all her products are HOT

[sikkinixx]

ok this has gone far too far.

I know that Nintendo (ie. 2nd coming of Christ) is loved by many around here but....come on! :p

[seenew]

Thank god! I thought it was going to be the old Wii vs PS3 advert :rolleyes:

I know, I was going to suggest a ban. :D

[Blue Velvet]

If Nintendo were to be a woman, you guys would have a life and wouldn't even begin to think about ridiculous questions like this.

[Dagless]

If Nintendo were to be a woman, you guys would have a life and wouldn't even begin to think about ridiculous questions like this.

If a forum was always meant to be serious you would have been ejected from the internet.

[Blue Velvet]

If a forum was always meant to be serious you would have been ejected from the internet.


Hyuk hyuk hyuk... think I may have touched on a sore point there. Never mind, here's a picture for you.



http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Weird-Science-Original-Poster-C10135268.jpeg

[FleurDuMal]

If Nintendo were to be a woman, you guys would have a life and wouldn't even begin to think about ridiculous questions like this.

If there was ever a hierarchy of geeky-ness, being told you have no life by someone on a computing forum must rate right up there :D


Anyway, what the hell is this thread?!?! Some people can't help but press that big red button that says "rip into me".

I want to hear the whole of this thread read by the comic book store guy from the Simpsons :rolleyes:

[mad jew]

Something 'bout the Games Forums. :(

[topgun072003]

ok no-one said the obvious.

1 - you'd turn her on
2 - you'd stick a cartridge in her slot.

and unlike a real woman

3 - if she started acting up you'd take her back for a refund..

unlike a real woman???:confused: :eek:

[BurtonCCC]

I'd hit that.

Daniel.

[jdechko]

Ha, so did I!

Put me down in that group as well.

[n-abounds]

Uhm, well...we'd both have Wiis so I don't know how that'd work...

[Gasu E.]

What a bunch of wii-ners.

[evilgEEk]

Uhm, well...we'd both have Wiis so I don't know how that'd work...

Ha ha ha!

Now that's funny!

:D