demis...

[wmmk]

Demis
Are playing another game. I wonder what the meaning is.

[Aniej]

and roll suspenseful dhun dhun duhhh music now...;)

[Teh Don Ditty]

Mwhahahahah!

[LimeiBook86]

Game? What game?... Who are you calling a game! I demand answers!! Whoo-wee!! :eek:

[wmmk]

Game? What game?... Who are you calling a game! I demand answers!! Whoo-wee!! :eek:

If I weren't insane, I'd say that you were insane!

[calculus]

"Ehee hee! I don't like this game!"

- Bluebottle

[LimeiBook86]

If I weren't insane, I'd say that you were insane!

...Get off of my lawn! Those are my apples!!! :eek:

[Peace]

I for one am tired of waiting on these games ;)

[Teh Don Ditty]

I wouldn't enrage Limey, he's a boderline homicidal maniac.

[mattscott306]

I feel so alone. :(

[TheAnswer]

I'm in...

[Teh Don Ditty]

I feel so alone. :(


That's because you are. Nobody loves you!!!

[wmmk]

well...I just altered my signature, since the inspiration for my current tar was the similarity between these two images:

you need to figure out the fonts;)

[Teh Don Ditty]

you need to figure out the fonts;)

No, he's being innovative!!!

[Aniej]

I wouldn't enrage Limey, he's a boderline homicidal maniac.

Borderline.... that's an improvement in his mental status from last i checked.

[wmmk]

No, he's being innovative!!!

there are too many puns in this thread. if you make one more pun, I'll take away all of your power!:p

[LimeiBook86]

Borderline.... that's an improvement in his mental status from last i checked.

*breaks out of cage* *inaudible* :eek: !!!

[Teh Don Ditty]

You can not take away my absolute power! It's rocks absolutely!

*breaks out of cage* *inaudible* :eek: !!!

Look what you made him do. I told you to be careful wil him. Go get'em limey!!!

[mattscott306]

That's because you are. Nobody loves you!!!

But at least someone know's I'm here. Maybe I'm not so alone.

But yet... I am so alone, so very alone.

[iSaint]

Just going with the flow...

[wmmk]

You can not take away my absolute power! It's rocks absolutely!



Look what you made him do. I told you to be careful wil him. Go get'em limey!!!

I have never watched South Park, but my favorite quote in all history (actually not) it this:
"Whatever, whatever, I do what I want!" (you have to hear my friend's inflection and fake accent to fully appreciate this).

[PlaceofDis]

this thread is interesting. not quite sure whats all going on though. :confused:

:p

[devilot]

this thread is interesting. not quite sure whats all going on though. :confused:

:pNow now, that's no reason to despair. :D

[mattscott306]

Now now, that's no reason to despair. :D

Yah, you could dream that this thread would go somewhere, but you're just gonna end up confused and alone.

[Teh Don Ditty]

this thread is interesting. not quite sure whats all going on though. :confused:

:p

Perhaps you should read peace's sig ;)

Yah, you could dream that this thread would go somewhere, but you're just gonna end up confused and alone.

Shaddup lonely boy!

[dejo]

Perhaps you should read peace's sig ;)
Don't give them any hints! :mad:

[Teh Don Ditty]

Don't give them any hints! :mad:

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[psycoswimmer]

So, what's going on?

[WildCowboy]

So, what's going on?

It appears that everyone has gone mad.

[TheAnswer]

It appears that everyone has gone mad.

I just knew something bad was going to happen.

[rdowns]

DEJO
Would You Take the Advice of a Guy Who Thinks He Looks like Top Gun's Iceman?

Top Gun has Teh Ghey (http://http://www.ieatpaint.com/topgun/)

[TheAnswer]

Top Gun has Teh Ghey (http://http://www.ieatpaint.com/topgun/)

Yeah...I love how QT and Roger Avery get credit for a theory that a bunch of my professors talked about before the world had heard of either one of them.:rolleyes:

[prostuff1]

I think all that powers gone to you head pretty quickly Don Ditty.

No matter i think i saw a falling star last night...

[Teh Don Ditty]

I think all that powers gone to you head pretty quickly Don Ditty.

No matter i think i saw a falling star last night...

How dare you question my power!!! To the guillotone!!!

Did you wish on the falling star?

[prostuff1]

How dare you question my power!!! To the guillotone!!!

no, not the guillotine. With my last breath i will sick limey on you!!

Did you wish on the falling star?

Surly did, but i doubt it will matter.

[Teh Don Ditty]

no, not the guillotine. With my last breath i will sick limey on you!!



Surly did, but i doubt it will matter.

I made limey what he is!!!! I have the power to control him! Mwahahaah!

Did you wish for death? because it's your lucky day!

[srf4real]

Just felt like it was time for a change.:rolleyes:

[Electro Funk]

jeez... why are people so persistent on finding out whats going on these days? :D

[psycoswimmer]

jeez... why are people so persistent on finding out whats going on these days? :D

At least no one has gotten to the point of obsessing over it, yet.

[xsedrinam]

Hmmm. Subtle, innuendoes, it seems.

[Kingsly]

I made limey what he is!!!! I have the power to control him! Mwahahaah!

Did you wish for death? because it's your lucky day!

You know, Don Ditty, that you can hire 10 foreign Limies for the cost of one American Limey.

[iMeowbot]

[QUOTE=wmmk;3463312] I wonder what the meaning is.[/QOTE]
I
t;s the idea that is supposed to be expressed. But that's not important right now.

[Teh Don Ditty]

You know, Don Ditty, that you can hire 10 foreign Limies for the cost of one American Limey.

I know, I am a management major! But this Limey is one crazy SOB! It's about heart. If he looses that, I'm gonna go ahead with that cost savings plan then.

[xsedrinam]

[QUOTE=wmmk;3463312] I wonder what the meaning is.[/QOTE]
I
t;s the idea that is supposed to be expressed. But that's not important right now.
And the onomatopoeia of the day award goes to...... :D

[WildCowboy]

And the onomatopoeia of the day award goes to...... :D

And it appears to be contagious...

[Doctor Q]

Now now, that's no reason to despair. :DIf you're gonna tease me like that, by showing everyone rainbows when you know I can't see all those colors, I'm not gonna play with you guys anymore.

Humph! :sulk: I'm taking the ball and going home. So there!

Whoops....CRASH!

[Kingsly]

I know, I am a management major! But this Limey is one crazy SOB! It's about heart. If he looses that, I'm gonna go ahead with that cost savings plan then.

Heart is overrated. I prefer results and large bonuses for upper management.

If you must keep the guy then fire him, move him to india, and re-hire him as part of a "corporate resource re-orientation plan"

Then (and this is the best part, makes one feel powerful) sit back and watch as the American economy collapses from the lack of jobs. (I know. I am evil. :D )

[LimeiBook86]

I know, I am a management major! But this Limey is one crazy SOB! It's about heart. If he looses that, I'm gonna go ahead with that cost savings plan then.

Ok, let me put the story straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute! :eek:

[katie ta achoo]

Hmmm. Subtle, innuendoes, it seems.

We're never subtle.














Boobs!

[Kingsly]

Boobs!


:eek:


Where!?

(you know, plastic surgery in second and third world countries costs quite a bit less than an equivalent procedure in the U.S.)

[Teh Don Ditty]

Heart is overrated. I prefer results and large bonuses for upper management.

If you must keep the guy then fire him, move him to india, and re-hire him as part of a "corporate resource re-orientation plan"

Then (and this is the best part, makes one feel powerful) sit back and watch as the American economy collapses from the lack of jobs. (I know. I am evil. :D )

I like you!!! You've just became my COO!!!

Ok, let me put the story straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute! :eek:

It's ok limey, it's ok. It happens to the best of us. (See Hugh Grant)

We're never subtle.


Boobs!

Don't you have a meeting to go to?

Boobs! are nice! Speaking of that where is boobs?

[xsedrinam]

:eek:


Where!?

(you know, plastic surgery in second and third world countries costs quite a bit less than an equivalent procedure in the U.S.)
But their average monthly income makes it just as difficult to keep abreast of the payments.

[mattscott306]

But their average monthly income makes it just as difficult to keep abreast of the payments.

Imagine living by yourself, making payments is awful. No one seems to be around to help me out. :(

[~Shard~]

Hmm, what's going on in this thread? :cool:

[t1937r0]

No one is here to answer that. Seems they all went elsewhere.

[Electro Funk]

Imagine living by yourself, making payments is awful. No one seems to be around to help me out. :(

if you start frequenting seedy night clubs/bars and refuse to give up under no circumstances, i'll bet youll find yourself a friend...

[~Shard~]

No one is here to answer that. Seems they all went elsewhere.

No doubt intimidated and scared away by my extreme awesomeness.. :cool:

[Teh Don Ditty]

No doubt intimidated and scared away by my extreme awesomeness.. :cool:

I thought that was Bastardly Gnarliness?

[t1937r0]

No doubt intimidated and scared away by my extreme awesomeness.. :cool:

No. Doubt. :D

[~Shard~]

I thought that was Bastardly Gnarliness?

Haha, that's totally tubular dude....

[Teh Don Ditty]

Haha, that's totally tubular dude....

Radical brah!

[TheAnswer]

This thread is Doomed. :(

[zelmo]

I tried to read through the whole thread, but I just don't have the energy for the task.





tired...sooo tired.

[Sun Baked]

No doubt intimidated and scared away by my extreme awesomeness.. :cool:

Don't open that can of worms, I think it was mislabeled ...

http://att.macrumors.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10834&d=1073612353

[t1937r0]

I tried to read through the whole thread, ...

Read? Whatever for?

[mattscott306]

Read? Whatever for?

I called a customer service representative to have someone to talk to.

She hung up on me.

[Teh Don Ditty]

I called a customer service representative to have someone to talk to.

She hung up on me.

I bet a hooker wouldn't even talk to you.

[Electro Funk]

I called a customer service representative to have someone to talk to.

She hung up on me.

call her back! :rolleyes:

[mattscott306]

I bet a hooker wouldn't even talk to you.
You're right, I tried. I don't know what to do, I don't have any friends.
call her back! :rolleyes:
That's not very helpful.

[Teh Don Ditty]

You're right, I tried. I don't know what to do, I don't have any friends.

That's not very helpful.

You could always off yourself... nah, I rather enjoy seeing you in your pathetic state of loneliness. Suffer!

[~Shard~]

I have lots of friends. They really want to be like me, but it's tough to achieve perfection like I have....

[mattscott306]

I have lots of friends. They really want to be like me, but it's tough to achieve perfection like I have....

Will you be my friend?

[~Shard~]

Will you be my friend?

But then you wouldn't be lonely, and that's what you're good at, after all...

[mattscott306]

But then you wouldn't be lonely, and that's what you're good at, after all...

I guess I'll keep feeling alone. :(

[Teh Don Ditty]

Will you be my friend?

Nobody wants to be your friend, you poor excuse for a human being!

But then you wouldn't be lonely, and that's what you're good at, after all...

Captain Bastard strikes again with such perfection.

[~Shard~]

I guess I'll keep feeling alone. :(

That's the spirit! :D

Cpatain Bastard strikes again with such perfection.

You spelled "Captain" wrong... :rolleyes: :p :cool:

[mattscott306]

That's the spirit! :D



You spelled "Captain" wrong... :rolleyes: :p :cool:

Everyone in this room (at my house) thinks you're kind of a bastard.

[Teh Don Ditty]

Everyone in this room (at my house) thinks you're kind of a bastard.

Don't try to fool us, there's nobody there.

[mattscott306]

Don't try to fool us, there's nobody there.

No dude, I'm having a party. The whole town is here. :o

[Teh Don Ditty]

No dude, I'm having a party. The whole town is here. :o

No, no, no they're not.

(Think Billy Madison, specifically the "That Veronica Vaughn" scene)

[TheAnswer]

No dude, I'm having a party. The whole town is here. :o

Just remember: Hell is other people.

[~Shard~]

Everyone in this room (at my house) thinks you're kind of a bastard.

Why, thank you. How can someone who is so kind be without friends like you are? :confused:

:cool:

[xsedrinam]

Just remember: Hell is other people.
If you can't take the heat....

[sushi]

That's the spirit! :D
You spelled "Captain" wrong... :rolleyes: :p :cool:Everyone in this room (at my house) thinks you're kind of a bastard.
Yeah, but he is our favorite kind of bastard! ;)

[~Shard~]

Yeah, but he is our favorite kind of bastard! ;)

It's nice to be appreciated. :) Not surprising though, when you are as cool as me... it's just as my sig says, really... :cool:

[jessica.]

Oh I get it. Entertaining. Thanks for being a Demi and making my day great!

[Peace]

Oh I get it. Entertaining. Thanks for being a Demi and making my day great!


No problem!! That's what people are here for ;)

[~Shard~]

Oh I get it. Entertaining. Thanks for being a Demi and making my day great!

No problem, glad to be of service! :)

[Teh Don Ditty]

Oh I get it. Entertaining. Thanks for being a Demi and making my day great!

We try, except for matt because he's a lonely little twunt.

[xsedrinam]

I believe in mattscott306. He'll emerge from all this pressure, one day. :)

[~Shard~]

I believe in mattscott306. He'll emerge from all this pressure, one day. :)

I agree. The best piece of advice I can give him is to try and be as amazing as me. :cool:

Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking, but he can at least try, can't he?... ;) :D

[Teh Don Ditty]

What is this crap, there is no way matt can ever be not lonely! Mwhahahahahaha!

[Kingsly]

For approximately $.50 a week we can hire a laotian to be mattscott306's friend.

[Teh Don Ditty]

For approximately $.50 a week we can hire a laotian to be mattscott306's friend.

Are you kidding? Save your money. What makes you think a laotian or anybody for that matter, wants to be his friend?

[~Shard~]

I wonder when someone else on MacRumors will exercise some power and close this thread... :o ;) :D

[Doctor Q]

I wonder when someone else on MacRumors will exercise some power and close this thread... :o ;) :DMaybe the moderators are too melancholy to do anything about it.

[Teh Don Ditty]

I wonder when someone else on MacRumors will exercise some power and close this thread... :o ;) :D

Yea, I'm spamming way too much in here. Cue jsw....

[Kingsly]

Are you kidding? Save your money. What makes you think a laotian or anybody for that matter, wants to be his friend?
Good point. Money better spent on my Albanian bodyguards.
I wonder when someone else on MacRumors will exercise some power and close this thread... :o ;) :D

Why don't you do it, since you're soo awesome...

[xsedrinam]

It's because our great Mods are proactive and principled, and do not react to pressure from beneath.

[~Shard~]

Maybe the moderators are too melancholy to do anything about it.

I'm fine with that. ;)

Why don't you do it, since you're soo awesome...

I simply choose not to. :p

It's because our great Mods are proactive and principled, and do not react to pressure from beneath.

Oooh, good one! :D

[Peace]

You guys just don't get it.:rolleyes:

[~Shard~]

Get what? What s there to get? What am I missing??? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Kingsly]

Get what? What s there to get? What am I missing??? :confused: :confused: :confused:

You know, Americans rate among the lowest in education. That means that there are billions of highly educated workers out there that would be willing to tell you what you're missing for a fraction of the cost of someone from the U.S.

[mad jew]

I don't geddit. What's everyone talking about?

[spork183]

is it wenesday yet?

[mad jew]

Yeah, it is here.

[Kingsly]

I don't geddit. What's everyone talking about?

For a sec I thought your sig said: Some things are better ghey...

I was thinking "Mad Jew??? NOoooO!"

[mad jew]

That doesn't make any sense, especially if ghey is a shortening of g'day and hey.

[spork183]

For a sec I thought your sig said: Some things are better ghey...

I was thinking "Mad Jew??? NOoooO!"

Kingsly, are you seriously saying, "better grey than ghey?"

[Kingsly]

Sorry, I am afraid I had a Limey Moment™...

:o

[ModestPenguin]

So very confused? What are we talking about? I see no hard data to back up these claims...

[edesignuk]

Would you all quit nattering and get back to work.

[annk]

Does it really matter?

*yawn*

[TheAnswer]

Does it really matter?

*yawn*

Don't fall asleep or something bad will happen. :(

So very confused?

You're right...There must be something terribly wrong.

What are we talking about?

I'm not sure...but I'm sure no good can come of it.

[Markleshark]

... I'm not, and im not even sure why not... I'm just... not! ;)

[iSaint]

Can't people just be themselves without all the harassment? :confused:

[Kernow]

I don't like all this bickering. Can't we all find some middle ground and come to an agreement?

[iBlue]

I give up.

[kretzy]

Posting in this thread is about the most strenuous thing I've done all day.

[mattscott306]

Posting in this thread is about the most strenuous thing I've done all day.

Hanging out with me would be easy. I'm a good friend, I have tons of them. :(

Where is my loatian? I'll pay the $.50, I just want someone to hang out with. Not saying that I'm alone or anything, becuase I'm not.

Maybe I am, but alot of people are alone, I'm not alone in being alone, but I feel so alone.

[kretzy]

Hanging out with me would be easy. I'm a good friend, I have tons of them. :(

Where is my loatian? I'll pay the $.50, I just want someone to hang out with. Not saying that I'm alone or anything, becuase I'm not.

Maybe I am, but alot of people are alone, I'm not alone in being alone, but I feel so alone.

Your post was so long I couldn't even be bother reading it all.

[mattscott306]

Your post was so long I couldn't even be bother reading it all.

So you won't hang out with me? :(

[kretzy]

So you won't hang out with me? :(

If it involves lying on a couch and not doing much else then I guess I might consider it.

*decides considering is too much effort*

[mattscott306]

If it involves lying on a couch and not doing much else then I guess I might consider it.

*decides considering is too much effort*

Cool, we can do whatever you know. Can you hop on a flight over to the US?

[kretzy]

Cool, we can do whatever you know. Can you hop on a flight over to the US?
Sure. As long as there's some sort of crane to lift me out of the house, a taxi waiting to take me to the airport and a 1st class ticket paid by you. :p

[mattscott306]

Sure. As long as there's some sort of crane to lift me out of the house, a taxi waiting to take me to the airport and a 1st class ticket paid by you. :p

I'll buy the ticket if it means someone will hang out with me.

[Teh Don Ditty]

I'll buy the ticket if it means someone will hang out with me.

How many times do I have to tell you!!!!!! NOBODY WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU!!!! They're just messing with your head!

[mattscott306]

How many times do I have to tell you!!!!!! NOBODY WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU!!!! They're just messing with your head!

You seem like a very corrupted person, I don't wanna hang out with you.

Yes I do.

[Teh Don Ditty]

You seem like a very corrupted person, I don't wanna hang out with you.

Yes I do.

I would never hang out with you!!! Ever!! Don't ever question my absolute power again!!!!

[annk]

How many times do I have to tell you!!!!!! NOBODY WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU!!!! They're just messing with your head!

Don't let him get to you, it really doesn't matter.

*shrug*

[Kingsly]

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that an equivalent membership on a Chinese or Indian MacRumors would cost around $2.50.

[mattscott306]

Don't let him get to you, it really doesn't matter.

*shrug*

I'll try.

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that an equivalent membership on a Chinese or Indian MacRumors would cost around $2.50.

Will they talk to me there? And where is my Loatian or whatever kid that was suppose to hang out with me?

[Teh Don Ditty]

Matt the answer to all your questions is: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Peace]

Just WHAT are you people talking about anyway ? :confused:

[jsw]

Sorry to Wasteland this, but it's turning into a wee bit of a spamfest....