Funniest blonde joke ever [Archive]

Sun Baked

Jun 22, 2003, 06:56 PM

That blonde joke sort of reminds me of...

Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

etc.

MrMacMan

Jun 22, 2003, 07:15 PM

LOL!

That is GREAT! :D

LOOP!

Mr. Anderson

Jun 22, 2003, 07:56 PM

Dead end for me - interesting idea though....scary the number of different forums that are out there as well.....

D

tpjunkie

Jun 22, 2003, 10:00 PM

How long do you think it'll be before someone complains: "I don't get it :confused: " :D

Doctor Q

Jun 22, 2003, 10:34 PM

I have a blonde coworker who sends me blonde jokes. I have to admit that I hadn't come across this one before.

solvs

Jun 22, 2003, 11:46 PM

I get it. Just don't think it's that funny. Got bored after the first click. Not that I have anything better to do.

That, and I don't really have a sense of humor.

Doctor Q

Jun 22, 2003, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by solvs
I don't really have a sense of humor. I wonder if you can buy one online somewhere? They seem to sell everything else online, judging by the spam I get.

scem0

Jun 23, 2003, 12:03 AM

hehe that was funny. Reminds me of one of those cards that says 'flip to other side on both sides. Pretty funny.

http://www.my-smileys.de/signs/cdcb35acd7902df97d2eb5e6c320263b.png

Sun Baked

Jun 23, 2003, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Q
I wonder if you can buy one online somewhere? They seem to sell everything else online, judging by the spam I get. Probably can, but it'll either be a scam or some questionable herbal supplement.

scem0

Jun 23, 2003, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Sun Baked
Probably can, but it'll either be a scam or some questionable herbal supplement.

well, drugs, some of which are herbal ;), can certainly give you a sense of humor (And more). Not that you should do them or anything.

But there are ways of getting a sense of humor. One of which being herbal..... sort of. :p

http://www.my-smileys.de/signs/cdcb35acd7902df97d2eb5e6c320263b.png

Sun Baked

Jun 23, 2003, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by scem0
well, drugs, some of which are herbal ;), can certainly give you a sense of humor (And more). Not that you should do them or anything.

But there are ways of getting a sense of humor. One of which being herbal..... sort of. :p

http://www.my-smileys.de/signs/cdcb35acd7902df97d2eb5e6c320263b.png Problem with some of those is "you" only think you're being funny. Take a look at the video take of your antics afterwards.

You'll see that your closer to a sense of Darwinian Bliss than a sense of humor. ;)

solvs

Jun 23, 2003, 12:36 AM

Those only make you THINK you're funny. I remember when all of my friends thought they were the smartest, funniest people ever. When they sobered up, they still weren't that funny. Or smart. At least I could admit I'm not funny.

I'm kinda smart, though.

Doctor Q

Jun 23, 2003, 12:50 AM

Corny jokes have always been a part of my life. Puns are my speciality. I know plenty of people who are perfectly pleasant but have very little sense of humor and I find that I just can't enjoy their company for nearly as long as those who love to laugh.

maradong

Jun 23, 2003, 01:45 AM

lol.

GeneR

Jun 23, 2003, 03:45 AM

On the otherhand it's an interesting idea. A different way to get to know the internet without going to a search engine. :D

Moxiemike

Jun 23, 2003, 08:10 AM

This site's getting a bit, um, "dumber" it seems. Between this and that stupid "tell me your beer and i'll tell you how cool you are" lameness.... It looks like we're going of from hip geek chic to, um, overrun by geeks who wish they could have been the cool kid in school.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Mr. Anderson

Jun 23, 2003, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Moxiemike
This site's getting a bit, um, "dumber" it seems.

Attribute it mostly to waiting around for the 'big' announcement. Boredom and anticipation don't mix well and this is what you get ;)

D

Moxiemike

Jun 23, 2003, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
Attribute it mostly to waiting around for the 'big' announcement. Boredom and anticipation don't mix well and this is what you get ;)

D

I hope you're right. But i've seen a lot more infusions of "look at me! first posts!" and other dumb stuff that I used to see on other man news sites a while ago, which was why I really enjoyed this site. It was kinda "dumbness free" and informative.

Seems to slipping a bit of late. Completely off topic, but an observation IMHO. I guess the more people you have, the more likely to have people not really contributing anything useful... but....we'll see. ;)

Mr. Anderson

Jun 23, 2003, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by Moxiemike
I hope you're right. But i've seen a lot more infusions of "look at me! first posts!" and other dumb stuff that I used to see on other man news sites a while ago, which was why I really enjoyed this site. It was kinda "dumbness free" and informative.

You see any 'first post' entries, report them - we delete them when we see them ourselves, but we're not always going to catch every single one.

D

eyelikeart

Jun 23, 2003, 08:54 AM

I don't recall seeing a "first post" post in a while...

hmm...people are just bored moxie...go out with your camera & take out your aggressions with some killer photography...

tell me...how do u feel about your father?

Rower_CPU

Jun 23, 2003, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by eyelikeart
I don't recall seeing a "first post" post in a while...

hmm...people are just bored moxie...go out with your camera & take out your aggressions with some killer photography...

tell me...how do u feel about your father?

I've taken care of a few "1st posts".

And let's leave Freud out of this...the dude was a freak. ;)

jelloshotsrule

Jun 23, 2003, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
the dude was a freak. ;)

mmhmm... i'd like to hear more about this freak fest.

eyelikeart

Jun 23, 2003, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
mmhmm... i'd like to hear more about this freak fest.

yeah...I'm always up for a good freak fest... :eek: :D ;)

so rower...u been handling up on biz? ;)

Rower_CPU

Jun 23, 2003, 11:00 AM

Nah, Freud wasn't a freak in that "fun, spanky way". More of him putting his own personal problems into his theories...

And yeah, I got this shizzle on lock.