Why I hate my iPhone

[dagomike]

1 - No History Eraser Button. WTF?!

2 - I hate that sigh my girlfriend makes when I pull it out instead of talking to her.

3 - My porn collection is bigger than 8 GB. What the hell am I supposed to do? Pick between Jenna and Chasey? Cumon!

4 - Can't password protect the said porn or evidence of cheating via SMS.

5 - Fanboys with sticky hands -- 'nuf said.

6 - Can't type on that damn keyboard after smoking out.

7 - AT&T hires ugly, pasty white boys.

8 - My favorite swears aren't pre-loaded. What good is the ******* intelligent **** keyboard when every other word I type is a ******* swear?

9 - I need real-time satellite feeds to stalk ex-girlfriends.

10 - Where the **** is the ******* clown fish?

[Vidd]

I thought you were serious for a second!
The iPhone does come with some swear words already included according to TUAW, though. ;)

[mrkramer]

Isn't the screen a little small for your uses too?;)

[thuff13]

You can erase the history. As for the other stuff....um....sorry. :rolleyes:

[Osarkon]

I fail to see how number 7 is relevant to the iPhone, and as for your other points, well... use whatever you were using before the iPhone came along?

[dagomike]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d25/RebeccaDeWinter/historyearaser.jpg

Christ... it's been 16 years since that was on the air... ugh...

[siurpeeman]

2 - I hate that sigh my girlfriend makes when I pull it out instead of talking to her.

3 - My porn collection is bigger than 8 GB. What the hell am I supposed to do? Pick between Jenna and Chasey? Cumon!


i'm sure you were kidding. still, maybe you can resolve both these points by paying more attention to your girlfriend than the porn collection on your phone.

[dagomike]

i'm sure you were kidding. still, maybe you can resolve both these points by paying more attention to your girlfriend than the porn collection on your phone.

You're a funny man.... oh wait, are you serious?

:p

[bravedeer]

There's no reason to have sticky hands, the iPhone does come with a cleaning cloth.

[QUOTE=dagomike;3905925]
5 - Fanboys with sticky hands -- 'nuf said.

[siurpeeman]

There's no reason to have sticky hands, the iPhone does come with a cleaning cloth.


fanboys getting excited --> pop = sticky hands. am i mistaken? :confused: i wouldn't want to use my cleaning cloth on that. :o

[synth3tik]

the screen on the iPhone is just too small for looking at porn

[shunpike]

:confused: Feel sorry for your GF :(

[Salty Pirate]

one must be selective with his porn so says the great teacher:rolleyes:

[mcarnes]

3 - My porn collection is bigger than 8 GB. What the hell am I supposed to do? Pick between Jenna and Chasey? Cumon!

:rolleyes: That one's a no brainer. It's Jenna all the way. Club Jenna!

Now if you were talking Jenna vs. Crissy M, then I could see your dilemma.