never be lonely again

[Royal Pineapple]

never have a lonely night again :D

[tazo]

My god that is hilarious....What will those people think of next :)

:cool:

[Snowy_River]

Hmmm...

I already do something like that. People laugh at me when I tell them that I have seven pillows on my bed...

[Powerbook G5]

I could say something about that picture, but I seriously need to keep it to myself...wow, okay...it's just a bit disturbing. Not to mention I thought something different when I read the title..."But all you need is your hand" damn, and that pillow does seem to have one...wow, okay...late night insomnia plus odd topics do not mix well :)

[bousozoku]

If you've ever used a Japanese pillow, you might appreciate this, ummm, substitute. :D

[idea_hamster]

What? No female-shaped version? Why, that's discrimination!

[mactastic]

That lady's gonna wake up going "I had a dream I was walking down the street and everyone kept trying to grab my ass!"

[Mr. Anderson]

Oh damn that's good!

Where did you get that? You have a link or is it all in Japanese?

D :D

[King Cobra]

Snowy_River, you beat me by one pillow.

I take the photo to mean someone spends too much time in the Sears clothing department. :eek: :D

[rueyeet]

Notice that the optimal design seems to involve the pillow being half the width of the standard-issue man. Perhaps they feel that men are wider than necessary for their womens' comfort?

um...I think I'll just stop right there. :eek:

[Powerbook G5]

Before next, we'll see pillows "ribbed for her pleasure" :D

[Mr. Anderson]

My wife has a body pillow - a pillow about 6' long. Its actually pretty good if you have to sleep on your side, keeps your knees apart and makes it easier to lay like that all night.

This is just silly, though....imagine if someone saw you with one of those and didn't realize it was a pillow at first....;)

D

[Powerbook G5]

It'd be a good gag to put in my roommate's bed...see if he freaks out when he pulls back his covers! :D

[vollspacken]

the pillow looks like it was gently stroking her like a sleeping kitten... that is so disturbing!!!

...oh my, those Japanese inventors. but it still does not come close to the infamous "Butter Stick" :eek:

vSpacken

[Powerbook G5]

I'm afraid to ask...

[themadchemist]

Originally posted by Powerbook G5
It'd be a good gag to put in my roommate's bed...see if he freaks out when he pulls back his covers! :D

or see if you freak out when he pulls "it" under the covers with him.

[Capt Underpants]

Originally posted by idea_hamster
What? No female-shaped version?

I'd buy one!

[rhpenguin]

Yeah ive got the body pillow too.. great idea.

[Giaguara]

at least i won't woke the pillow. no seriously i hate the pillow. apart from the arm when i don't sleep alone. but i move and move and move when i sleep, turn around like 50 000 times. at least i won't wake that. but i think i prefer humans.

[Giaguara]

Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
imagine if someone saw you with one of those and didn't realize it was a pillow at first....;)


Yea. Imagine having just got one of those nice pillows, the guy coming to bed to you .. and having already taken away the glasses or just being bad-eyed or in really really dark. :eek: I think i stay better alive using a person-pillow that those.

[Stelliform]

That Pillow isn't realistic. If it was a guy, his hand definitely would not be on her back. ;) Hmmm maybe women prefer not being groped while they sleep... Oh well, doesn't matter to me, I am already married. (i.e. I don't have to try to be nice anymore. :D)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
Oh damn that's good!

Where did you get that? You have a link or is it all in Japanese?

D :D
sorry duke, all i found was the pic.
being that her face is right in the "armpit" i think its a good thing the pillow hasnt been out all day, working up a sweat :D

[PooOnShu]

i haven't had a boyfriend since i was a soph in high school. boy, he really got me burnt out on guys.

they should add a nice man smell to it. i love it when a guy smells like aftershave, alcohol breath, cigarettes, and motor oil all at once (i'm wierd with smells). also it should have a face with stubble on it. i love stubble.

(no. really. i am not in desperate need of a man...)

[Snowy_River]

Originally posted by PooOnShu
i haven't had a boyfriend since i was a soph in high school. boy, he really got me burnt out on guys.

they should add a nice man smell to it. i love it when a guy smells like aftershave, alcohol breath, cigarettes, and motor oil all at once (i'm wierd with smells). also it should have a face with stubble on it. i love stubble.

(no. really. i am not in desperate need of a man...)

You know... just a bit of advice... I wouldn't go around making comments like that on a board like this one, populated, as it is, by so many lonely computer-geek types... ;)

[BrandonRP0123]

The Japanese always have weird stuff like that (no offense to them of course). They're very trendy. There's a pic out there of the ``Boob scarfs'' or whatever they are. Do a search, you'll find them.

[PooOnShu]

Originally posted by BrandonRP0123
The Japanese always have weird stuff like that...

yeah, my friend dave told me that they have vending machines in japan that dispense women's dirty underwear. if anyone on here is from japan..."explain yourself!"

[Giaguara]

japanese men like to buy good looking girls undies used! so some have started to sell them online. wear the pants once, sell them ... and send your picture and signature. pays well. (haven't done yet) .. :p

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by BrandonRP0123
``Boob scarfs'' or whatever they are. Do a search, you'll find them.
wow
http://www.jwz.org/images/scarf1.jpg

[BrandonRP0123]

Originally posted by PooOnShu
yeah, my friend dave told me that they have vending machines in japan that dispense women's dirty underwear. if anyone on here is from japan..."explain yourself!"

Japanese men buy that stuff on e-bay too. Seriously. I told my friend Danielle about it and she made 100 bucks in a week selling her underwear to about 10-15 guys in Japan.

[Giaguara]

Originally posted by BrandonRP0123
Japanese men buy that stuff on e-bay too. Seriously. I told my friend Danielle about it and she made 100 bucks in a week selling her underwear to about 10-15 guys in Japan.

:p I think I start to use ebay tomorrow. If I'll get too many requests, I can always hire some friends to wear more ... ;) ù

So wait, how much does she chanrge for the panties? 15-20$ ?

[BrandonRP0123]

Originally posted by Giaguara
:p I think I start to use ebay tomorrow. If I'll get too many requests, I can always hire some friends to wear more ... ;) ù

So wait, how much does she chanrge for the panties? 15-20$ ?

Tsk, Tsk. If your father or boyfriend finds out, you didn't hear it from me.


I think it depended on how much she paid for them - marked up for the added bonus.

I went to ebay and searched for ``dirty panties'' and found dirty strippers panties (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2851451841&category=11528)

Your mileage may vary.

[Giaguara]

Originally posted by BrandonRP0123
Tsk, Tsk. If your father or boyfriend finds out, you didn't hear it from me.

If Brandon stops posting suddenly next week I know nothing about it... :p

Nah, I'll buy him a huge pile of cds and dvds so he won't say anything. Or I'll let him wear them. (Can they tell the difference from the smell?)

[BrandonRP0123]

Originally posted by Giaguara
If Brandon stops posting suddenly next week I know nothing about it... :p

Nah, I'll buy him a huge pile of cds and dvds so he won't say anything. Or I'll let him wear them. (Can they tell the difference from the smell?)

Ew. :)

I think ball sweat is distinct. (no pun intended).

Just don't tell your customers they were quality tested by your boyfriend.

[tazo]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple
wow
http://www.jwz.org/images/scarf1.jpg

Lol just slap those on under a shirt and u got ur rack ;) :p

[PooOnShu]

Originally posted by Snowy_River
You know... just a bit of advice... I wouldn't go around making comments like that on a board like this one, populated, as it is, by so many lonely computer-geek types... ;)

but don't ya know that's my type? even though i'm nothing like them...aside from my favorite hobbies: origami and sea-monkeys (no they are not a scam). but seriously. my type is radar from M*A*S*H. no joke.

[Powerbook G5]

This thread is just getting creepy now!

[wdlove]

I can't believe that lengths that people will go to make money. The amazing part is that people would actually pay money for used underwear. Not sure what the thrill would be in that!

[PooOnShu]

Originally posted by wdlove
The amazing part is that people would actually pay money for used underwear. Not sure what the thrill would be in that!

"girl" smell. gross, huh?

[Powerbook G5]

I prefer "new car smell", myself.