Need a hand...?? heh-heh...

[iGav]

Oh my lord.... I think the pictures says it all.... :eek: :eek: :eek: :p :p :p

Or if you're maybe thinking about buying one of these...

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

[tazo]

man that is punny.

Does it do what I think it does?

Sounds like a happy ending

:p

[Wardofsky]

First, I thought it just held beers or somethin'... but seriously!?!
Kinda glad I can't understand the captions...

Let's see where this thread goes... ;)

[iGav]

Originally posted by Wardofsky
Let's see where this thread goes... ;)

tis' true... try and keep it clean folks... :eek: ;)

I think Bill probably has one though.... heh-heh!!

[pivo6]

Is 35800 yen a lot of money? :o :o :o :p

[tazo]

Originally posted by Wardofsky
First, I thought it just held beers or somethin'... but seriously!?!;)

i think this image explains it all:
http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom10.jpg

[Mr. Anderson]

OMG! I had no idea what it really was, but then the schematic on the link said it all.....bwahahahaha! Damn, that's funny.

I hope they deliver it in an unmarked box ;)

Does Men'som mean anything in Japanese....and I'd love to get a translation to that page - I'm sure it would be quite good :D

And iGav, I won't even ask how you found this :p But thanks for sharing - good laugh this morning...

D

[iGav]

Originally posted by pivo6
Is 35800 yen a lot of money? :o :o :o :p

:p :p :p I have no idea sorry....

Seriously though... something like this, although we may laugh or joke about it... there must be people out there that would like access to such a device... disability etc etc..

I don't think the 'hand' helps it's case though.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by iGAV

I don't think the 'hand' helps it's case though.

maybe if they offered two types, one more feminine with painted nails and one more masculine, if you like that sort of thing....;)

D

[evoluzione]

ah haha, that's awesome. yeah man just paint some lipstick around the hand and stick some eyelashes onto it, be even better then! :eek:

[Wardofsky]

Originally posted by evoluzione
ah haha, that's awesome. yeah man just paint some lipstick around the hand and stick some eyelashes onto it, be even better then! :eek:

That'd be freaky though when it was... in operation. ;)

[iGav]

ROTFLMFAO @ D and evo's comments.... :p :p :p :p :p

Quality! :p

[Powerbook G5]

That'd be one hell of a prank gift to get my friend Jason....damn, but the cost and having to ship it here would probably not be worth it. Entertaining thought, though.

[sonofslim]

35800 Yen is about $320. figure in shipping, and i'm pretty sure you could get a better deal just about anywhere there's a dark alley and a "local businesswoman."

edit: or "businessman." it's up to you.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by sonofslim
35800 Yen is about $320. figure in shipping, and i'm pretty sure you could get a better deal just about anywhere there's a dark alley and a "local businesswoman."

edit: or "businessman." it's up to you.

but this is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by evoluzione
ah haha, that's awesome. yeah man just paint some lipstick around the hand and stick some eyelashes onto it, be even better then! :eek:

Um... when we come to NYC next month, I think i'm gonna get a hotel room. ;)

I dunno if i wanna stay with you. ;)

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
but this is the gift that keeps on giving.

Yes, but not necessarily something you'd share :p

And I wouldn't be surprised if this thing made sounds or noises. We do need a translation here...

I wonder if they've come up with similar items for women......

D

[Mr. Anderson]

scary thing - I went to the root directory and looked around - it got pretty obvious that this is just one of many things they sell.....

[Tiauguinho]

ROTFLOL!!! :D Now thats just way too funny!!!

Still, I think one with a female head instead of a hand would be better... hehheheheh! :D

[iGav]

Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
scary thing - I went to the root directory and looked around - it got pretty obvious that this is just one of many things they sell.....

oh my lord.... mwhahahahahahahahaha!

[patrick0brien]

-That's... just not right...

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by patrick0brien
-That's... just not right...

translation:

how do i order? ;)

[iGav]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
translation:

how do i order? ;)

heh-heh-heh... :p

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
translation:

how do i order? ;)

nah, more like

I've already got one.......;)

D

[bousozoku]

Originally posted by iGAV
Oh my lord.... I think the pictures says it all.... :eek: :eek: :eek: :p :p :p

Or if you're maybe thinking about buying one of these...

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

Too funny.

Do you usually frequent Japanese adult "help" sites? :D

[eyelikeart]

hmm...I'm speechless... :eek:

so this thing should come with some sorta scent device...

"I closed my eyes...and it was like she was really there...I could smell her perfume!" :D

[G4scott]

You know, the remote control has an odd shape...

[iGav]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
hmm...I'm speechless... :eek:

so this thing should come with some sorta scent device...

"I closed my eyes...and it was like she was really there...I could smell her perfume!" :D

I thought you were going to suggest a *cough* diferent scent *cough*... heh-heh!! :eek: :p :p

[applemacdude]

OMG this is just uh sick:confused: comon some people use these toys every day but then again it is rather funny

[rhpenguin]

LMAO... Thats good stuff... I posted that up on the big board at work...

Waiting for someone to be offended by it now... LOL :D

[G4scott]

Originally posted by rhpenguin
LMAO... Thats good stuff... I posted that up on the big board at work...

Waiting for someone to be offended by it now... LOL :D

"Hey! How'd you know I had one?"

[patrick0brien]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
translation:

how do i order? ;)

-jelloshotsrule

:D :D

Not really, I'm having a difficult time keeping a straight face now as it is. I've got all sorts of visuals of somebody utilizing this appliance in my head right now. One such visual has somebody being 'mighty-moused' all over his apartment by this thing.

Another is a memory of the movie "Top Secret"'s "An*l Intruder after it had been used on 220 volts. (Hand all splayed and busted)

Seems to me to be the penultimate lazy-man's device as well. Kind of fella who'd own a Segway to replace walking (sorry, I'm from Chicago - lot's of walkers here)

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by iGAV
I thought you were going to suggest a *cough* diferent scent *cough*... heh-heh!! :eek: :p :p

haha...I was tempted...

I didn't want to take it THAT far... ;)

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by G4scott
You know, the remote control has an odd shape... do the words

"anal pleasure"

mean anything to you?

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by shadowfax
do the words

"anal pleasure"

mean anything to you?

they mean a ton to me.

[Mac til death]

I think this goes in the old "which hand do you use" thread.

The Answer: Neither!

[iGav]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
haha...I was tempted...

I didn't want to take it THAT far... ;)

scratch and sniff.... :eek: :eek: :eek: :p

[G4scott]

What if this thing started going psycho, and pulled too much...

ouch...

[iGav]

Originally posted by G4scott
What if this thing started going psycho, and pulled too much...

ouch...

you mean it goes all 'Westworld' on ya!! heh-heh....

Imagine if got stuck... and you had to go to hospital to have it removed.... :eek: :p :p

[rhpenguin]

Originally posted by rhpenguin
LMAO... Thats good stuff... I posted that up on the big board at work...

Waiting for someone to be offended by it now... LOL :D

w00t! Got me a talking to from the boss :)

[job]

Originally posted by rhpenguin
w00t! Got me a talking to from the boss :)

what sort of 'talking to??' ;) :eek:

[shadowfax]

i dunno about this though. it concerns me that all this new technology is taking jobs from people.... :eek:

[job]

Originally posted by shadowfax
i dunno about this though. it concerns me that all this new technology is taking jobs from people.... :eek:

or giving 'jobs'....errrrr....nevermind.... :eek:

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by shadowfax
i dunno about this though. it concerns me that all this new technology is taking jobs from people.... :eek:

hahahaha. awesome!

[patrick0brien]

Originally posted by shadowfax
i dunno about this though. it concerns me that all this new technology is taking jobs from people.... :eek:

Shipped overseas.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by iGAV
scratch and sniff.... :eek: :eek: :eek: :p

now that's just gross...the same effect can be achieved with a can opener... ;)

what would be really gross is to hear of this product malfunctioning on someone... :eek:

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by patrick0brien
Shipped overseas. well, it's one thing to have this done by an eastern european guest worker, southeast asian sweatshop worker, or what have you, but it really galls me that they would use a machine!

[ColoJohnBoy]

Yes, but the old fashioned way helps you develop greater dexterity and definition in your forearms!

Perhaps I'll buy one for this lesbian I really hate.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by ColoJohnBoy
Perhaps I'll buy one for this lesbian I really hate. vniow? she'll be glad. though an iBrator (http://www.sleeplessknights.com/Pages/itheater.html) would be cheaper, and more practical for her.

[patrick0brien]

Originally posted by shadowfax
vniow? she'll be glad. though an iBrator (http://www.sleeplessknights.com/Pages/itheater.html) would be cheaper, and more practical for her.

-shadowfax

Does it have Bluetooth?

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by patrick0brien
-shadowfax

Does it have Bluetooth? it seems like teeth would kind of hurt down there... whatever floats your boat, though...

[MrMacMan]

Yeah another 'wonderful' invention...


Isn't this just a rich Japanes's Guy's Fleshlight? (Another not-orignal device with the same purpose)

Meh, funny, but who ever buys this...

:eek:

[Wardofsky]

Here's a translation for all those interested.
The computer translation makes it sound even funnier, I could'nt stop laughing...

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdaimaoh.kir.jp%2Fho%2Fmenssom.htm&lp=ja_en&tt=url

[wdlove]

That is a great find iGAV. Leave it to the Japanese to invent something like that.

Think that I will save my money for a G5!

[Kwyjibo]

thanks igav i put this on my site :)

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by Wardofsky
Here's a translation for all those interested.
The computer translation makes it sound even funnier, I could'nt stop laughing...

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/urltrurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdaimaoh.kir.jp%2Fho%2Fmenssom.htm&lp=ja_en&tt=url

ROTFLMAO

Thank you Babelfish
The ***** also will be long, probably will have gotten fat, it probably will have lost weight, height can be adjusted with the coconut.

[Durandal7]

I love when the BabelFish translation lapses into Yoda-speak :D

The ***** being thick, the hand outside spreads.

[MrMacMan]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
ROTFLMAO

Rower, I'm gonna have to report you because you said a very very bad word!

[Rower_CPU]

Personally, I don't have a problem with references to the male anatomy. ;)

[kettle]

[offtopic]

[eyelikeart]

[offtopic]

[kettle]

[offtopic]

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by kettle
Personally, I believe this topic is getting quite close to the bone.:) is that like a double entendre?

:eek:

[kettle]

Originally posted by shadowfax
is that like a double entendre?

:eek:

only worth a small smile, not even grin worthy.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by kettle
only worth a small smile, not even grin worthy. yeah, why don't we start an argument about what the hell the difference between a "small smile" and a grin is. i posit that a small smile could very well be bigger, or rather more pronounced, than a grin. but ultimately, i'm glad to see it's not funny to you, because i certainly don't subject my sense of humor to your judgment.

[vniow]

Originally posted by patrick0brien
-shadowfax

Does it have Bluetooth?

Ooh, kinky.

[Wardofsky]

Originally posted by kettle
May I suggest that you post your personal opinions under one name and perform your moderation duties under another.

Sorry, but I strongly disagree with you on that one.
Why should moderators have to sign in as another name just to give their personal opinion?
Believe it or not, behind the "mod" status, there are actual people with emotions and opinions, why mask that?

And the only risk from going to the wasteland is because of the discussion of above, let's have some fun...

---------

Hmm, I really do wonder if there is not only a 'MenSom' but a 'WomenSom'...

[Mr. Anderson]

I just hate it when you have to adjust the coconut.....;)

Damn, that translation was funny - and that's my personal opinion :rolleyes:

[G4scott]

Hmm... Bluetooth...

So, when I'm surfin my porn, it'll act accordingly to what I'm looking at? Kinky? yes. Useful? Of course!

One bluetooth keyboard and a bluetooth, whatever that hand looking apparatus is...

I also like how it says the tip of the controller vibrates...

Now that's kinda creepy...

What's the difference between erotic and kinky? See if you can guess. I'll give you a compliment if you get it right...

[XnavxeMiyyep]

Originally posted by G4scott
What's the difference between erotic and kinky? See if you can guess. I'll give you a compliment if you get it right... I would guess that kinky is more bizarre and eccentric than erotic.

[scem0]

Originally posted by G4scott

What's the difference between erotic and kinky? See if you can guess. I'll give you a compliment if you get it right...

They are spelled differently :)

scem0

[Danger! Will]

Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

I wonder if in this case it is a rubber chicken.

[iGav]

Originally posted by Danger! Will
Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.


OMG.... :p :p :p quality.... ;)

I'm wondering if it comes in Silver??? :p

[tazo]

[offtopic]

[patrick0brien]

Originally posted by Danger! Will
Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

-SIG!

[wdlove]

Erotic, something causing sexual feelings or love.

Kinky, appearance such as tightly curled hair to give a sexual alure!

[themadchemist]

I guess this will go well with your japanese blow-up do---errr---pillow.

[VIREBEL661]

Love it! Makes me wanna share this -

http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/

[pivo6]

This *object* reminded me of a UPS commercial I heard on the radio last Christmas where they were looking for "part-time package handlers" to work for them.

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by Wardofsky
First, I thought it just held beers or somethin'... but seriously!?!
Kinda glad I can't understand the captions...

Let's see where this thread goes... ;)

you know, with a motherboard and some good java coding, you can make this a multifuction high tech device

too funny and IMHO, too expensive at over 300 dollars us

but if given the chance for a "free" testride, most of us would want to give it a try...even those who boldly say they would never do that:p

[kiwi_the_iwik]

"...W-W-H-H-E-E-R-R-E-E-'-S-S- - -T-T-H-H-E-E- - -O-O-F-F-F-F- - -S-S-W-W-I-I-T-T-C-C-H-H?!?!?!?!??"

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by kiwi_the_iwik
"...W-W-H-H-E-E-R-R-E-E-'-S-S- - -T-T-H-H-E-E- - -O-O-F-F-F-F- - -S-S-W-W-I-I-T-T-C-C-H-H?!?!?!?!??" haha, nice to know that it's been tried.

kid tested, mother disapproved--until... D-D-DIS-A-P-P-P-PRO-OO-V-E-E-D....

[patrick0brien]

This next sliiiiiIIIIIIDE! - shows, a, very... interesting thing.

[jefhatfield]

ok guys, we get it...sheesh

just squirt already and get on with your day:p

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
ok guys, we get it...sheesh

just squirt already and get on with your day:p ah, come on, rushing isn't the point.

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by shadowfax
ah, come on, rushing isn't the point.

but believe me, that darn thing with its fast rpm's, some lube, and that other accoutrement buzzing away (in the nether-lands of one's backside...well) is designed to get its job done very, very fast...you could say this item goes faster than 1 ghz:p

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
but believe me, that darn thing with its fast rpm's, some lube, and that other accoutrement buzzing away (in the nether-lands of one's backside...well) is designed to get its job done very, very fast...you could say this item goes faster than 1 ghz:p at that speed, i think it would be dishing out gigahurts.....

[patrick0brien]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
...you could say this item goes faster than 1 ghz:p

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Wow. Think of the rugburn.

[Wardofsky]

Originally posted by patrick0brien
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Wow. Think of the rugburn.

You just had to say that.
You had to say that..
You just had to say that...

[patrick0brien]

Originally posted by Wardofsky
You just had to say that.
You had to say that..
You just had to say that...

-Wardofsky

Yes, yes I did.

At least I didn't talk about skidmarks - DOH!