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ghall
Nov 30, 2007, 05:19 PM
So what words (in any language) do you think are funny? Have you ever laughed out when hearing that word?
For me, I would have to say 'bosom', even without it's definition, I find the word hilarious. Today, my teacher was reading something with the word 'bosom', and when he said it I almost choked trying to keep myself from laughing.
Markleshark
Nov 30, 2007, 05:20 PM
I fear this thread won't last very long, but FWIW I like 'Bungalow'
Jaffa Cake
Nov 30, 2007, 05:23 PM
It isn't really a laugh out loud kind of thing, but I really think the word 'titivate' has tremendous comic potential. :)
OwlsAndApples
Nov 30, 2007, 05:24 PM
discombobulated :D
now that's a funny sounding word.
Rhosfelt
Nov 30, 2007, 05:27 PM
my psyc professor says "bananer" instead of "banana"
haha she is a crazy aussie :)
sorry to all Australians, but that word cracked me up. :P
shecky
Nov 30, 2007, 05:43 PM
inconceivable!
Daveman Deluxe
Nov 30, 2007, 05:49 PM
I've always thought that soutien-gorge (French for brassière) was pretty funny. The French académie has such a strong desire to re-use old words rather than invent new ones, and this particular example has always struck me as funny. Soutien-gorge literally means "breast support".
nickster9224
Nov 30, 2007, 05:51 PM
excaerbate. sounds dirty. or at least it did 3 years ago in 8th grade. orrrrr kattywompus, damn teacher uses that word all the time.
Brianstorm91
Nov 30, 2007, 05:52 PM
"Les semblables", meaning "[and] the like" in french :D
mactastic
Nov 30, 2007, 06:00 PM
Muckluck.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
skunk
Nov 30, 2007, 06:16 PM
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Jaffa Cake
Nov 30, 2007, 06:17 PM
Floccinaucinihilipilification.That's a pretty worthless contribution, to be honest. ;)
skunk
Nov 30, 2007, 06:18 PM
Definitively so.
valdore
Nov 30, 2007, 06:31 PM
The most hilarious words I know of probably wouldn't make it through this forum's cuss filter.
Stampyhead
Nov 30, 2007, 11:07 PM
When I was a kid I thought 'Titicaca' (as in the lake in Peru) was a pretty hilarious word. Life was simpler then:
Private body part + bodily excrement = funny
r.j.s
Nov 30, 2007, 11:11 PM
Someone already said it, but definitely Mukluk or maybe Kerfuffle
iToaster
Nov 30, 2007, 11:17 PM
Well, better get it over with: weenis. But truth be told, I think elope is a fun word.
twistedlegato
Nov 30, 2007, 11:22 PM
Pelvis:D
valdore
Nov 30, 2007, 11:26 PM
Addlepated.
hayduke
Dec 1, 2007, 12:19 AM
inconceivable!
You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means.
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Princess-Bride (http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Princess-Bride,-The.html)
MrSmith
Dec 1, 2007, 12:25 AM
Thanks to Stephen Fry, the word 'crevice' does it for me. :D:D There I go...
OdduWon
Dec 1, 2007, 12:28 AM
Titillate
iAlan
Dec 1, 2007, 12:46 AM
From this post forward, could those posting their funniest words also provide a definition! You guys are too smart for me :D
There are a heap of Japanese words I find amusing due to the pronunciation but one of my favorites is 'Futakatamagawa' - a location just outside Tokyo
I also like the English word 'Dodecahedron' - a twelve-sided shape
shecky
Dec 1, 2007, 12:54 AM
You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means.
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Princess-Bride (http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Princess-Bride,-The.html)
thank god someone finally returned my serve.
r1ch4rd
Dec 1, 2007, 04:48 AM
Pontificate (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Apontificate+&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1)
skunk
Dec 1, 2007, 04:57 AM
Pontificate (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Apontificate+&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1)What it actually means, of course, is to build a bridge.
Or, alternatively, to speak in the manner of a Pontiff (the alleged "bridgemaker" between Man and God), confident in your own infallibility.
r1ch4rd
Dec 1, 2007, 05:53 AM
What it actually means, of course, is to build a bridge.
Or, alternatively, to speak in the manner of a Pontiff (the alleged "bridgemaker" between Man and God), confident in your own infallibility.
Well, of course :D
Much Ado
Dec 1, 2007, 05:58 AM
Sesquipedalian.
ErikCLDR
Dec 1, 2007, 08:45 AM
polypeptide
strumpet
discombobulate
Chanel
Dec 2, 2007, 07:37 AM
Kumquat, Floozy, Masticate... and my favourite:
Lisp, when pronounced by someone with one.
Kashchei
Dec 2, 2007, 07:48 AM
Try using the word "pianist" in a lecture to undergraduates and you'll get laughs. This is more a reflection on the audience than on the inherent humor in this word
iSaint
Dec 2, 2007, 08:51 AM
I use way too many big words when teaching my 11th graders. :rolleyes:
A favorite is run-amuck. Creates such a picture of chaos! :p
hayduke
Dec 2, 2007, 11:50 PM
Thank goodness someone had the good sense to report some of the postings. Good god. I could hardly sleep last night. I just checked back to report them myself.
Big-TDI-Guy
Dec 2, 2007, 11:54 PM
Pontificate (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Apontificate+&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1)
Did you watch the Futurama movie recently? Nibbler speaks of that as one of his special talents. :)
Rhosfelt
Dec 3, 2007, 12:59 AM
another one:
scuba... go on say it a couple of times out loud.
klymr
Dec 3, 2007, 01:43 AM
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Longest word in a major dictionary (English).
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Longest non-technical word (English).
contoursvt
Dec 3, 2007, 01:50 AM
I always laugh a little at the word rhubarb...not sure why.
skunk
Dec 3, 2007, 01:51 AM
A favorite is run-amuck. Creates such a picture of chaos! :pIt's "run amok", and it's one of the very few Malay words in the English language.
MrSmith
Dec 3, 2007, 01:54 AM
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Longest word in a major dictionary (English).
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Longest non-technical word (English).
Onomatomania: an obsession with words... ;)
iSaint
Dec 3, 2007, 05:56 AM
It's "run amok", and it's one of the very few Malay words in the English language.
You are correct, sir! :)
craig1410
Dec 3, 2007, 07:09 AM
How about "Rumpus"
Def. "the act of making a noisy disturbance"
Abstract
Dec 3, 2007, 08:07 AM
biatch.
ghall
Dec 3, 2007, 10:39 AM
I just remembered another one:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
The fear of long words. :D
Macintosh001
Dec 3, 2007, 10:47 AM
Funny words..hmmm:rolleyes:I can think of Pelusa which is like fluff.You can divide the word like this pel-U.S.A and it means hair from the U.S.A!Is not really funny now but it had its funny thing back in the past
Macintosh001
Dec 3, 2007, 10:50 AM
In English fussy sounds funny
Fuddruckers.
It's a restaurant, so perhaps shouldn't be considered a real word in the English language, but I find it quite amusing.
jW
heehee
Dec 3, 2007, 10:55 AM
Boobies. :D
Schtumple
Dec 3, 2007, 11:01 AM
adding "sch" to any word...
gauchogolfer
Dec 3, 2007, 11:03 AM
ointment
mrwizardno2
Dec 3, 2007, 11:04 AM
Boobies. :D
Hehehehe. Now THAT is a funny word!
teleromeo
Dec 3, 2007, 11:05 AM
hottentottententententoonstellingstent
millar876
Dec 3, 2007, 11:19 AM
how about...
Wankel!
as in the type of engine found in a mazdz RX8
Wankel wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankel_engine)
Macintosh001
Dec 3, 2007, 11:29 AM
How about Twinkie Winkie..As for the teletubbie found in the show "teletubbies"
(No Offense I don't even know what a teletubbie is...just spanish humor)
imac/cheese
Dec 3, 2007, 01:05 PM
onomatopœia
Abstract
Dec 3, 2007, 04:17 PM
mangina
Cassie
Dec 3, 2007, 05:32 PM
Woody.
We're studying plants in biology, and our class is perverted.
eric55lv
Dec 3, 2007, 05:45 PM
fkldngjklngjkfdngjkfnjgkdnfjkgnjk jgnjkgndjgnjkdfgnjkd i just typed randomly
chris200x9
Dec 3, 2007, 05:50 PM
burgle and munitions :D
MrSmith
Dec 3, 2007, 06:48 PM
Feltch
Woody.
Down down down...
Death, taxes and the downward spiral of MR threads. :D
Tom B.
Dec 13, 2007, 12:47 PM
Come on, I'm sure there's loads more funny words yet!
Here's some biology themed words:
Haemoglobin (He-mah-glow-bin)
Phagocyte (Fag-oh-site)
Foetus (Feet-uhs)
Golgi (Goal-gee)
iBlue
Dec 13, 2007, 12:55 PM
Wiener.
Farts.
Turds.
(yes I am a 10 year old boy)
Not so much 'funny' but one of my favourite words ever is: cantankerous. Don't ask me why either, damn it.
:D
MrSmith
Dec 13, 2007, 04:35 PM
Here's some biology themed words:
You forgot:
epididymis (e-pi-di-di-mis)
glans (bell-end)
Really, it's a whole genre of giggles. :D
sebascrub
Dec 13, 2007, 06:14 PM
Puke! Hey, that's a pretty funny word.
Muzzway
Dec 13, 2007, 06:18 PM
Blieb.
Martin C
Dec 13, 2007, 06:33 PM
I'm going to have to go with tarradiddle.
user13
Dec 14, 2007, 08:06 AM
chavibetol=)
Xfujinon
Dec 14, 2007, 08:33 AM
Crumpet
Frump
Sprinkle
Verklempt
Poopsies (a store I saw in Galena, Illinois...no foolin'!)
Habberdashery
Polyploid
Fustigate
Kelp
Dung
user13
Dec 14, 2007, 08:38 AM
Szlygin-Frumkin isotherm
Plymouthbreezer
Dec 15, 2007, 12:04 AM
Avuncular.
Reminds me of an aardvark or llama or something.
Maldini
Dec 15, 2007, 10:08 AM
Fuddruckers.
My friend pronounce it 'Foodruckers' LMAO
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