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iscratched
Dec 8, 2007, 07:28 AM
While using my Iphone the first time for the last 2 Days i discovered that the Headphone Jack is Razor Sharp !!! While taking it out of my pocket i scratched myself painfully ! Also im not able to use the Iphone because of my serious injury, it keeps on bleeding !!!!!
Anyone else with the same "Iscratch Problem"
Kardashian
Dec 8, 2007, 07:45 AM
Dear Lord. :rolleyes:
koobcamuk
Dec 8, 2007, 07:47 AM
I didn't know what to write when I read it, so I didn't bother.
This is bang on:
Dear Lord. :rolleyes:
iscratched
Dec 8, 2007, 07:51 AM
IŽll post a Picture of my "Iscrated" finger later........can anyone confirm the Razor Sharp Headphone Jack ??
sushi
Dec 8, 2007, 08:01 AM
The OP's first post/thread. Why does this not surprise me.
MacsAttack
Dec 8, 2007, 08:04 AM
I vigorously rubbed my digits around the socket will no ill effects - though being virtually indestructible, my immortal flesh is probably not the best material to test for problems.
Possibly this problem is just down to a case of Toll-itis...
koobcamuk
Dec 8, 2007, 08:07 AM
.......can anyone confirm the Razor Sharp Headphone Jack ??
I can confirm that it is not going to scratch me.
Can you confirm you aren't a leper?
Dagless
Dec 8, 2007, 08:27 AM
"Iscratch..."
What does that even mean? It's quite poor...
jessica.
Dec 8, 2007, 10:16 AM
Why it is when anyone gets a new Apple device they insist on putting an "i" in front of every issue and non-issue they've had?
After buying my first Mac I can safely say I never had the urge to say something like this....
My PowerBook looks good on my iDesk but I seem to be losing iSleep because I am so iExcited. I find using the iKeyboard is quite iSatisfying because the keys are iSmooth to the iTouch.
Yeah /shrug, I guess I never had the urge to sound so iStupid.
To the OP, take your iScratch and go to the iDoctor and return your iPhone if it is razor sharp. I rubbed the iPhone all over my hand and I seem to be iOK.
MrSmith
Dec 8, 2007, 10:29 AM
...
Yeah /shrug, I guess I never had the urge to sound so iStupid.
...
Guess you just gave in to that urge.
Mindflux
Dec 8, 2007, 10:29 AM
are you going to iSue?
emotion
Dec 8, 2007, 11:07 AM
Why are you wasting time telling us about it?
Get legal advice now!
;)
Sheesh.
Brianstorm91
Dec 8, 2007, 11:09 AM
Try this? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprosy)
;)
Tom B.
Dec 8, 2007, 11:16 AM
iscatched, maybe you should test it further by rubbing the supposedly sharp part vigorously across your throat and/or wrists. If that fails, you could try it on your eyes too. Have fun! :)
killerrobot
Dec 8, 2007, 11:54 AM
Why it is when anyone gets a new Apple device they insist on putting an "i" in front of every issue and non-issue they've had?
You can blame apple for following the same naming scheme for the last five years. When will they quit putting a f!$%/"g "i" in front of everything.
@OP
At the odd chance that you have a "razor" sharp part on your phone, because some machine didn't fully cut the part/mold correct, first bandage your finger and second if its still razor sharp go cut some Apple genius's fingers until they give you a new iphone.
Nonetheless, "Dear Lord. :rolleyes:" is probably the nicest and most accurate comment you are going to recieve.
chr1s60
Dec 8, 2007, 01:41 PM
If any part of your phone is sharp enough to cut you, call Apple and have them replace it. Why continue cutting yourself on something that shouldn't be able to cut you?
hooly
Dec 10, 2007, 01:33 PM
I vigorously rubbed my digits around the socket will no ill effects I tried the same, and having also suffered no ill effects I moved on to vigourously rubbing other appendages. The results were overwhelmingly positive ! :apple:
macintel4me
Dec 10, 2007, 01:38 PM
Is this a serious post??
ben5959
Dec 10, 2007, 01:49 PM
iscatched, maybe you should test it further by rubbing the supposedly sharp part vigorously across your throat and/or wrists. If that fails, you could try it on your eyes too. Have fun! :)
oh hahahahaha ouch, im laughing so hard right now that my ribs hurt, what an awesome post!!!!!!:D
ben5959
Dec 10, 2007, 01:51 PM
I tried the same, and having also suffered no ill effects I moved on to vigourously rubbing other appendages. The results were overwhelmingly positive ! :apple:
did you turn the ringer off and turn on vibrate mode!!!!
hooly
Dec 10, 2007, 02:29 PM
i have no intention of telling you what I did with my ringer !
janitorC7
Dec 10, 2007, 02:35 PM
While using my Iphone the first time for the last 2 Days i discovered that the Headphone Jack is Razor Sharp !!! While taking it out of my pocket i scratched myself painfully ! Also im not able to use the Iphone because of my serious injury, it keeps on bleeding !!!!!
Anyone else with the same "Iscratch Problem"
While like everybody else iRecommend that you get an iColonoscopy because you are full of iFeces
on the of chance that you are seriours,did you drop your phone and happen to chip off part of the iphone jack? if so, then I would call this a you only issue
eČStudios
Dec 10, 2007, 02:56 PM
iscatched, maybe you should test it further by rubbing the supposedly sharp part vigorously across your throat and/or wrists. If that fails, you could try it on your eyes too. Have fun! :)
Down the street, not across it ;)
This is ridiculous. Call Apple, maybe you will make a CSR's day when you make them laugh so hard.
Hudzilla
Dec 10, 2007, 03:00 PM
The OP hasnt commeented in a while, maybe he took some advice about the "wrist / throat" theory?!
weg
Dec 10, 2007, 03:32 PM
My PowerBook looks good on my iDesk but I seem to be losing iSleep because I am so iExcited. I find using the iKeyboard is quite iSatisfying because the keys are iSmooth to the iTouch.
iCouldn'tCareLess :D
Daremo
Dec 10, 2007, 03:33 PM
iFanook
xlii
Dec 10, 2007, 03:39 PM
iHELP!! My iPhone cut me and I can't get up!
njchris
Dec 10, 2007, 03:42 PM
You people are iCranky!
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