matttrick
Jan 12, 2008, 03:27 PM
I know I am not alone here. It is amazing how well these two things come together. Apple's beautiful functional dazzling products, and the time honored tradition of pooping and thinking.
There is something magical about pooping. It invokes a desire to read, ponder the most complex of issues, or solve problems. It is natural then that Apple's portable products are perfect partners for pooping.
In times of yore, I found myself with a silly magazine or paper, reading the same information multiple times. Can you imagine the horror? It wasn't until I purchased my macbook pro that I was enlightened to the bliss that is having music, the internet, games, whatever, while on the bowl.
But it doesn't stop there. Since receiving a G3 nano, I can play solitaire on the pooper without carrying the larger MBP in with me! I cannot tell you how this has changed pooping from a chore to treasured alone time, akin to a long hot bubble bath.
So please! Join me and proclaim your enthusiasm for pooping in style!
There is something magical about pooping. It invokes a desire to read, ponder the most complex of issues, or solve problems. It is natural then that Apple's portable products are perfect partners for pooping.
In times of yore, I found myself with a silly magazine or paper, reading the same information multiple times. Can you imagine the horror? It wasn't until I purchased my macbook pro that I was enlightened to the bliss that is having music, the internet, games, whatever, while on the bowl.
But it doesn't stop there. Since receiving a G3 nano, I can play solitaire on the pooper without carrying the larger MBP in with me! I cannot tell you how this has changed pooping from a chore to treasured alone time, akin to a long hot bubble bath.
So please! Join me and proclaim your enthusiasm for pooping in style!
