What's YOUR porn name?

[kiwi_the_iwik]

OK, OK - now that I have everyone's attention...

Take the name of your first pet (that'll be your first name), and then add the name of the first street you lived in (and that'll be your Surname).

Mine's "Waldo Miltonia"...

:)

[iGav]

Bunny Sullivan

[mymemory]

Tauser Mandalay:confused:

[Ramsos]

Penneast16th

[edesignuk]

Max Cheelson :confused:

[pivo6]

Gwenivere Second :(

I don't think this one's a keeper.

[jelloshotsrule]

Monsterrod VonHugenstein


wow, can't believe how well that fits.

[MontanaMacster]

Bam 1st

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
Monsterrod VonHugenstein


haha...that's a great one!

mine's Snoopy Glendale :cool:

[Angelus]

Johnny Pneumatic

[pepeleuepe]

Lucky Ravine

[caveman_uk]

Trash Shortlands

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
Monsterrod VonHugenstein


wow, can't believe how well that fits. i can't even imagine what kinds of things you did with a pet dog named ramrod--i mean, monsterrod :p

little cat named plato was my first pet... my dad had a thing about naming cats after ancient greeks and greek gods...

street named Utica...


Plato Utica? doesn't seem to work...

[idea_hamster]

Wish I had a cool one like "Bam 1st" -- sadly, mine is

Toby Kivenhakajankatu

(All you native Finnish speakers can go ahead and correct my spelling -- I'd welcome any help!)

I suppose I could help my cause with a translation to

Toby Mason

Still lame. :(

[P-Worm]

Mine doesn't work.

I got Lanpaoshih 9th East.

Guess I'm not going into porn anytime soon. :(

P-Worm

[vniow]

Lily Sylvan.

*shrug*

[gotohamish]

Heathcliffe Coxwold

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by gotohamish
Heathcliffe Coxwold coxswold, ehh? that works pretty well :eek:

[parrothead]

Rowdy Hanover

[gotohamish]

Originally posted by shadowfax
coxswold, ehh? that works pretty well :eek:

It's all in the technique!

[Spike Spiegel]

Mine's Fuzzy South, which would work incredibly well for a woman.:D :D

[mj_1903]

If you want something really amusing (I love the icon personally) grab this:

http://www.thelittleappfactory.com/software/pr0nname.php

[mikeyredk]

i never had a pet :(

[jayscheuerle]

Pokey Weathervane

-that's funny!

[Wes]

Originally posted by Spike Spiegel
Mine's Fuzzy South, which would work incredibly well for a woman.:D :D

LOL!;)

[agdickinson]

Fluffy Dunvegan :D

[solvs]

Pookie Jackson.

Yeah baby. :p

[G4scott]

Rascal Harvey

Sounds like geek/dungeon porn...

[AmigoMac]

Puppy Altenberg :(

[ratspg]

Star Roscoe

lol! i like it

[Phil Of Mac]

Jake Mt. Angeles.

[ColoJohnBoy]

Mine would be Fang 1500 West.

Or, if we got really technical, and I went with my first personal pet and the street I lived on longest as a child, it would be....

Kiwi Gaylord

THAT'S a keeper.

PS - I like my Mom's: Skunky Sherwood

[Phil Of Mac]

Those are two sweet porn names.

[Freakk123]

Sophie Independence

[jamesatzones]

The women just call me "JAMES oh James"

[plinkoman]

no no no no no no. you've got it all wrong, your porn name is you middle name as your first name, and the street you currently live on as the last name, who ever told you that other way?

and by that way, the correct way, i am anthony chadwick

[yellow]

Either:

Nana Ministerial
or
Christophe University

How sucki.

[eclipse525]

Hell ...why not....

Mine is ... "Sharky Washington"



~e

[Macco]

Flaky Stuyvesant :p

Now isn't that someone you want to see getting it on?

[MacFan26]

Originally posted by pepeleuepe
Lucky Ravine

lol, that's a good one too!

Mine is Mimi Park

[Frohickey]

Churchill Newby? :confused:

[Juventuz]

I don't have a name for my pet fish :(

Otherwise, using the middle name version mine is.

Vinnie Clark

[rainman::|:|]

Originally posted by plinkoman
no no no no no no. you've got it all wrong, your porn name is you middle name as your first name, and the street you currently live on as the last name, who ever told you that other way?

and by that way, the correct way, i am anthony chadwick

i happen to know a couple of porn stars.

and you are quite correct. if ever there was a formula for picking names, this is it. i have heard the "pet" one before, and never understood where it came from...

as for the pet one, my name would be zeke first. with a better last name, and red hair, zeke would be an interesting porn name... as for the more common one, i'm Nathan. hence the 'n' in

pnw

[yellow]

Good thing I don't live in NY anymore.. then I'd be "Christophe 10th-between-1st-and-Ave.-A." Not much of a porn name.

[Phil Of Mac]

If we interpret "name of street" as "name of dorm" (since that's what's on my address anyway) I'm Lewis Scott.

[scem0]

Rosalita Springdale!

:)

Funny name. Especially for one of my gender ;).

scem0

[obeygiant]

Originally posted by pepeleuepe
Lucky Ravine

I thinks that one might be for a porn actress..

mine is: Sunshine Baldwin

[rainman::|:|]

a couple of you aren't doing it right :)

Originally posted by kiwi_the_iwik
...and then add the name of the first street you lived in (and that'll be your Surname)...

otherwise porn actors would need to change their names every time they moved ;)

pnw

[MrMacMan]

Mine is:

Shaggy Sound View

:D

[FunkyGuitarGirl]

Using Pet Name

Sammy Charlotte

Using other formula

Leigh Jackson

Sound more like race car drivers to me...
:rolleyes:

[Capt Underpants]

Mine's: Drum role please....... Fruity Lucilla. LoL
My first pet was a hamster named fruity.... That one's definately a good name!!!

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by Capt Underpants
Mine's: Drum role please....... Fruity Lucilla. LoL
My first pet was a hamster named fruity.... That one's definately a good name!!! that's borderline gross, lol. should have been vniow's!

[MarksEvilTwin]

Removed

[mrjamin]

Findus Park. That sucks.

Using other pet names + road combos i get:

Rufus Chesswood - thats a bit better

[iJon]

Chang Terry, i like it :)

iJon

[medea]

Um, I would play along but I do not remember the name of the first street I lived on. Can I replace the street name with something else like mothers maiden name?

[applemacdude]

Yello Cat Parker..... My cat from when I was 3...In spanish "Kitti Amarillo Parker "

[ooartist]

Bear Cockburn


No really.

ooartist

[scem0]

Originally posted by medea
Um, I would play along but I do not remember the name of the first street I lived on. Can I replace the street name with something else like mothers maiden name?

no - its not allowed.

The evil porn name fairies will come and get you :).

Originally posted by ooartist
Bear Cockburn


No really.

ooartist

hmmmmm a gay porn star?

scem0

[rhpenguin]

Matthew McGeorge

[mvc]

Candy Walker

Definitely got the first bit right-on

then they renamed the street we lived on

Candy Routley

Hmmm - toolshed porn anyone?

Route Me, Route Me, Candy Routley!!!

[mrjamin]

Originally posted by ooartist
Bear Cockburn

pronounced "cock-burn" or "co-burn"?

[Wes]

Originally posted by mrjamin
pronounced "cock-burn" or "co-burn"?

For the sake of this thread, I know what we'll say it is.

[King Cobra]

Digbie Cottage

[true777]

Minka Feldweg.

Not great, but I guess she could be a sultry European dominatrix.

[medea]

Originally posted by scem0
no - its not allowed.

The evil porn name fairies will come and get you :).

Ew, that does not sound very enjoyable......well........

[MacAztec]

Dino Buff

[Golem]

Smudge Orion.

Works for me:)

[G4scott]

Originally posted by MarksEvilTwin
Ya know, i always heard it as your first pet's name, then your mother's maiden name.

If I did that, I'd be Rascal Martinez, a cousin of "Dirty Sanchez"

[medea]

Originally posted by G4scott
If I did that, I'd be Rascal Martinez, a cousin of "Dirty Sanchez"
I'd be Gypsy Rhymer......doesn't sound very pornish does it?

[ColoJohnBoy]

Foulk Harvard?

This is by the "correct" method, mind you.

[Billicus]

Tigger 255th ....:rolleyes:

[shadowfax]

man, when i have a kid, i am going to make sure she names her first pet Shaggy, and we live on a road named "Foliage" or "Taquito" or something to that effect.

[jefhatfield]

great thread...and great way to come up with an internet handle

my is heidi santa rita:D

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
great thread...and great way to come up with an internet handle

my is heidi santa rita:D dude, that is spicy! very latina... too bad you're a guy... JULIANA HATFIELD!

[mim]

Originally posted by shadowfax
man, when i have a kid, i am going to make sure she names her first pet Shaggy, and we live on a road named "Foliage" or "Taquito" or something to that effect.

lol! Give your kid a 'head' start in life ;)

ok - mine is:

Puss(y) Landsdowne

Yes...I was young. My first cat was called 'Puss'.

I think I'm going to head down to the gym right now. I need to shape up :p

[TEG]

Better yet, Pet name, and street I lived on while having them, because my first one sucks... (No pun intended)

Cindy Huron
or
Rusty Huron

Then Later in order

Cindy Wayne
Mr. Custer Meinhold
Mr. Custer Decker
Freckels Decker
Turbo Decker
(Turbo became Luigi)
Luigi Decker
Nightmood Decker
K.C. Decker
Muffy Decker
Sampson Decker
Delila Decker

or using my streed at school...
Sampson Chevrolet
Delila Chevrolet
(Sounds like a used car dealership)

Using the method I learned in high School (Middle Name, and Street)

Eston Decker
or
Eston Chevrolet

TEG

[voicegy]

Originally posted by MarksEvilTwin
Ya know, i always heard it as your first pet's name, then your mother's maiden name.

Ya beat me to it...that's the way I've always heard it as well, except one wasn't to come up with a "porn" name, one was expected to come up with a "drag" name...obviously, a fun game to play whilst hoisting a few at the local gay bar.:p

After my third beer :rolleyes: I was prompted to engage in this game, so, given that my first pet was a hamster (NOT a gerbil, now CUT THAT OUT that story is a LIE!) if I were ever compelled to perform drag for extra income, the headliner would read:

Nibbles Williamson

(God...how embarrassing!)

[jefhatfield]

oh no, it just occurred to me

this thread is microsoft's doing and they want to spam us!! and steal our monies!!

or identity theft

you know, when the bank asks you for your first pet's name:p :p :p

[Doctor Q]

I've never had to ask my mother before posting to MacRumors before. This time I will have to. I'll get back to you.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by Doctor Q
I've never had to ask my mother before posting to MacRumors before. This time I will have to. I'll get back to you. hahahaha, yeah, i had to ask my mom what our first street name was... we didn't live there long enough for me to know.

[3rdpath]

scooter lexington...

the porn star with the ascot and smoking jacket.;)

[HasanDaddy]

Blacky Elizabeth

[Mac til death]

Sugar Grove

[kiwi_the_iwik]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
oh no, it just occurred to me

this thread is microsoft's doing and they want to spam us!! and steal our monies!!

or identity theft

you know, when the bank asks you for your first pet's name:p :p :p

Mr. Hat - or should I say "Heidi"...

Do you mean to imply that I'm a Microsoft Stooge?!?

I'm mortified by your allegation.

:rolleyes:
;)

[TimDaddy]

Hmm... I didn't really live on a street, so let's see....
Kayla Golden Acres Mobile Home Park
or maybe
Kayla U.S. 62 as the trailer park was located on U.S. 62.

But if I go with the street I spent most of my childhood on then it's Kayla Douglas.

I could see someone named Kayla Douglas being the center of a gangbang.:D

[Sun Baked]

Forget the porn name, I can't even get them to call me back for a job interview. :(

[maradong]

Castor Scheierbierg
*g*

[jayb2000]

Having just moved out of the SF bay area, I hear the pet/street was for Drag Name.
In which case I get Tabitha Adams Point, not so good. :(
If I could use 2nd pet and 2nd street, I get Tuxedo Cherry, MUCH better! :D

The middle name/maternal name is not so good.

Oh, and my wife's Drag Name would be Jelly Bean Preston. :cool:

[scem0]

Originally posted by jayb2000

If I could use 2nd pet and 2nd street, I get Tuxedo Cherry, MUCH better! :D


I would get pumpkin spicewood :).

scem0

[Geetar]

Chocolate Prince.

:eek:

[howard]

Tessa MacLean

[dynamicd]

Mickie Acorn.....

[Flowbee]

*Harry Harrison*

Harry was my pet hermit crab (r.i.p.).

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by kiwi_the_iwik
Mr. Hat - or should I say "Heidi"...

Do you mean to imply that I'm a Microsoft Stooge?!?

I'm mortified by your allegation.

:rolleyes:
;)

i am a microsoft techie out in the big bad world so i know how the felon from redmond operates:p

[filmcutter]

Scruffy Vine

[mnkeybsness]

"Bumper Shoestring"

the road was actually shoestring loop, but i think it sounds really funny to have it as is above:D

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by filmcutter
Scruffy Vine dear god, that's perfect! lol!

[sketchy]

Just plain wrong

Buck Sourwood

[britboy]

Using the method from the first post, my porn name would be......worringly apt :p

Sandy the Hoe

No, seriously! I used to live in a house along the Hoe, in Plymouth (england), and my first pet, a dog, was called sandy.

Saucy :)

[Doctor Q]

It's a tie!

Nip Canyon

Tuck Canyon

[coopdog]

Boo old dogs dick

Yes, I know what your thinking! Boo?! What kind of dog's name is that? We got him on Halloween. Oh not that, the "old dogs dick" part. Ok. The first street I lived on was Old Peak Road. I was born in Hong Kong (I'm not chinese) and when you use the wrong accent it meant "Old dogs dick" and the chinese drivers would laugh. ;)

[alset]

Casper Gallway