A guy that says, "Christopher Reeve is an A$$hole" gets more hits than McDonalds.

[coopdog]

His name is Maddox. I think he is very funny. This is his site (http://maddox.xmission.com)

He doesn't care about pissing off people and tells people that they should commit suicide.

Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do. (Commit Suicide)

Despite all this and making fun of kids artwork (which is always a good laugh) he is pretty funny. Even better he goes the the University of Utah.

If you dissagree and hate him then when I say, "I think he is very funny." I'm using sarcasm.

But check it out! I like one of his latest on the Segway and the one about the movie Singns a bit down the page.

[Phil Of Mac]

His bit on "Twenty-six things a perfect man would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women" (http://maddox.xmission.com/26_things.html) is great too.

[applemacdude]

Yeah He acts stupid and funny at the same time......I love his hate mail

[zach]

heh...

Reeve is an a$$hole, and Maddox is awesome. I love his site. his hate mail is awesome..

[P-Worm]

Why do you think he's cool for going to the University of Utah? Do you go there?

I do...

P-Worm

[coopdog]

No I don't go there. But I live in Salt Lake and ride up at the U during the summer.

[rainman::|:|]

i remember reading his "children's drawing rating" last year when it came out, hilarious. took it to work and showed it around. never really read the rest of the site, but it's just as good :)

pnw

[scem0]

bah—he's a dumbass.

I really don't give a **** though. I didn't really find anything all that funny. If he is gunna act like that (which I really hope he doesnt in real life) then it is his own problem.

scem0

[shadowfax]

scem0--i think the joke's on you. of course he doesn't really act like that. it's just a bit to get people as gullible as you to get angry. he almost spells this out in his FAQ, if you actually, you know, read it.


i think my favorite article of his is was the guiltless grill (http://maddox.xmission.com/grill.html). tough decision though ;)

[scem0]

Originally posted by shadowfax
scem0--i think the joke's on you. of course he doesn't really act like that. it's just a bit to get people as gullible as you to get angry. he almost spells this out in his FAQ, if you actually, you know, read it.


i think my favorite article of his is was the guiltless grill (http://maddox.xmission.com/grill.html). tough decision though ;)

Well, you never know. I know some people who act like a complete and total dicks. There are people who have no concept of their callousness.

But as I said, either way I really dont give a ****. I'm just saying that he isnt accomplishing anything with his immaturity. I could care less what he does though.

scem0

[jefhatfield]

on segway:

bam...third wheel

...now that's funny and i wonder if they have seen it:D

[wdlove]

A little comedy and negativity seems to really sell.

[edesignuk]

I thunk the site is funny as hell! I love it! Of course I don't agree with all that he says, but I still find it funny. :D

[Macco]

I don't really think that this guy is funny, I think people just like his website because he says stuff that most people would be afraid to say. I think he says some good stuff on his site, but some of it's just total bs that he says for a cheap laugh. I think that if I were ever to meet this guy in real life, I wouldn't be able to stand him, but his website isn't terrible.

[Abstract]

No, its not that he says stuff that most people would never say. The reason his site is funny is because there's some truth even in his most ridiculous statements.

And the stuff about crappy kids art work? C'mon, its crap. All kids drawings suck. Its just that parents love it because it's their own son/daughter's work. I can understand that. But from an objective position, all that artwork sucks. ;)

And can anybody tell me if the points he makes in his Guiltless Grill (http://maddox.xmission.com/grill.html) article are true? When I read it a few months ago, I wasn't sure what to think. :o

[Phil Of Mac]

Originally posted by Abstract
No, its not that he says stuff that most people would never say. The reason his site is funny is because there's some truth even in his most ridiculous statements.

Even about how big his balls are?

[medea]

seems to me like this is just a guy with too much time on his heads and nothing important to say or do with it. there are a million websites out there like this one and none of them amount to much of anything but cheap, lame, laughs.

[Les Kern]

Originally posted by medea
seems to me like this is just a guy with too much time on his heads and nothing important to say or do with it. there are a million websites out there like this one and none of them amount to much of anything but cheap, lame, laughs.

Very comical. (monotome)
That's what my dad used to say when something WASN'T. Not one did a grin even begin to appear on my face.

[maluscanis]

I thought some of what the guy said was VERY humorous...however, I have no respect for such a person. He obtains his comedy by belittling everyone and everything. I think he appears funny initially because there is something comical about a person who is ALWAYS negative.

But after a few minutes...come on folks...there is absolutely no question in my mind that this type of humor when taken to the level Maddox has - is base at best.

What I find so sad is that there are very few comedians who are able to keep their comedy routines clean...there is nothing like being entertained by someone who can find genuine comedy...unfortunately, I think the true comedic genius has been overcome by our increasingly immoral society.


Well, at least that is my spin on the situation. Take from it what you may.

[rhpenguin]

He calls it the best webpage in the universe and i believe it. Where else can you find well thought out scarcastic humor that makes fun of things? Thats right, nowhere. Its always great fun reading the hatemail because people take it so seriously.

Which leads me to another point. People read something thats written is good spirits to make someone laugh and get pissed off about it. Then take the time and effort to write mail to say blah blah blah your so evil for making fun of people and so on. Take that attitude and do something constructive with it like plant a tree or whatever. I dunno. Maybe its just because i have to deal with people that get themselves too worked up about everything and think that because theyre inconvienced that the world is going to end every day at work. God people suck...

[cb911]

ROTFLMFAO!!!! :D

that's hilarious!!! :D

the first thing i read about the McDonalds ailing vomit, and then i just cracked up laughing. funny stuff. :D

i might actually write him some fan mail, like and anti-hate mail. :D

edit> ROTFL!! :D i just saw this and had to post it here. this is gold. :D

hate mail
I decided to do something different with this hate mail, something that would give all the people I've offended some insight into why I'm such a dick sometimes, so I replied with this:
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 01:58:05 -0600 (MDT)
From: maddox <maddox@xmission.com>
To: Janine L. <######>
Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man


I was abused as a child and the way I cope is by expressing myself
through my writing. Please be more understanding :(



The response I got was:

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 16:50:33 -0700
From: Janine L. <######>
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man


I'm sorry to hear about that maddox. I agree that writing helps express
anger, but I don't think you should go and take it out on other people, more
over encourage other people to abuse their kids. Your writing is funny and
all, but I didn't expect that the issues you write about is personal. Sorry
to hear about it. Anyways, this is just personal opinion. Take care.



To which I replied:

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 22:36:32 -0600 (MDT)
From: maddox <maddox@xmission.com>
To: Janine L. <######>
Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man


Just kidding. Tool.


Receiving thousands of emails from slow-witted boorish morons can be amusing sometimes.

[solvs]

I gotta admit, pretty funny. But I have to say, I've done those 26 things guys should do. And somehow women still screw me over. Either he has a point (not the beating thing, he better be kidding about that), or, as my ex put it, I have horrible taste in women.

Least I do get some, unlike this guy apparently. ;)

[cb911]

LOL. :D your ex said you have horrible taste in women? he he. :D well just don't bother with women who would say that sort of thing. ;)

[solvs]

Originally posted by cb911
LOL. :D your ex said you have horrible taste in women? he he. :D well just don't bother with women who would say that sort of thing. ;)

Well yeah, but hindsight is 20/20. I always wind up saying "but... she seemed so nice at first". Haven't you heard the stories about my other ex that got turned on by trying to light me on fire?

That was fun. :eek:

[krossfyter]

what does it mean when people get so worked up about this type of comedy? does it mirror the persons level of being able to distinguish between reality and fantasy?

i think the site is hilarious. i love the bit on PETA, segway and the childrens artwork. man.... things that should be said but arent you know.

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by krossfyter
what does it mean when people get so worked up about this type of comedy? doesnt mirror the persons level of being able to distinguish between reality and fantasy.

i think the site is hilarious. i love the bit on PETA, segway and the childrens artwork. man.... things that should be said but arent you know. most definitely. did you read his last hatemail?

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by shadowfax
most definitely. did you read his last hatemail?

the one that started with the hate mail about the caps lock?

[shadowfax]

Originally posted by krossfyter
the one that started with the hate mail about the caps lock? yes.

"You know what the best thing about knowing that the nerds you picked on will always be more successful, have hotter girlfriends, a home that doesn't have wheels, and a stock portfolio with numbers larger than you can count is? Doesn't matter, get me a coffee."

:D

[krossfyter]

the photograph and diagram did it for me man. thats when i fell of my chair.

[mrjamin]

Read his stuff in a Strong Bad voice - he is a real life Strong Bad!