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chickenninja
Mar 12, 2008, 07:45 PM
Lets say (hypotheticly) that abunch of people hate "Western Civilization", then suddenly itunes movie rentals comes to town and they see all the great movies coming out of hollywood and fall in love with the west preventing global war. untill they see arnold blowing up the donkey cart with a rocket launcher, which is why it is very important to pioneer violent movies with space aliens. let them see arnold in movies like "predator" and will smith in independence day. anyway its because of global interest that the entire west coast is protected. you got Microsoft in seattle washington, intel in portland oregon, and :apple: in cupertino california. so unless the world wants to see the computer industry take a dive its goona watch over the west coast. when ya think about it the west coast is closer to canada and mexico than it is the east coast. thanks apple for exhibiting goodness in the west in all the ways you do not just through movies, although movies hold the greatest potential for diplomatic success in an increasingly angry and vilified world.



CanadaRAM
Mar 12, 2008, 07:56 PM
Waiter, I'll have what he's smoking :p

gkarris
Mar 12, 2008, 10:10 PM
What the **** are you on? :eek:

I want some... :D

olternaut
Mar 12, 2008, 10:10 PM
Lets say (hypotheticly) that abunch of people hate "Western Civilization", then suddenly itunes movie rentals comes to town and they see all the great movies coming out of hollywood and fall in love with the west preventing global war. untill they see arnold blowing up the donkey cart with a rocket launcher, which is why it is very important to pioneer violent movies with space aliens. let them see arnold in movies like "predator" and will smith in independence day. anyway its because of global interest that the entire west coast is protected. you got Microsoft in seattle washington, intel in portland oregon, and :apple: in cupertino california. so unless the world wants to see the computer industry take a dive its goona watch over the west coast. when ya think about it the west coast is closer to canada and mexico than it is the east coast. thanks apple for exhibiting goodness in the west in all the ways you do not just through movies, although movies hold the greatest potential for diplomatic success in an increasingly angry and vilified world.

While I do not want to belittle his ideas (strangely enough some of them have merit). I must say though that it must be challenging for him to type all of this with his toes. I mean....with him undoubtedly wearing a straightjacket and all. :D