I spilled sulphuric acid on my macbook... What should I do?

[Masizzle]

I was just sitting at home watching LOST and I accidently knocked over a jar of sulphuric acid on my keyboard. Now the letters "MNKLPO" and "Shift & return" have started to melt into one another.

Is there some sort of cream I can use to restore the keys? Somebody told me to put my macbook in a bag of rice to absorb the remaining acid.

I also burned my legs pretty bad, as soon as I get my keyboard working I'm gonna head to the hospital I think. But luckily the bleeding stopped, now it just smells funny.

[joefinan]

I'm guessing this is some sort of weird joke?

[MacDanielG]

uhhhhh...

are you serious?? kinda funny....:apple:

[Masizzle]

Actually I spilled some bacardi on the right side of my keyboard and now those keys are sticky... I took them off and cleaned under them and they still make more noise then the keys on the left side. I wiped it up quick and the computer has been working fine for 2 weeks... but will apple replace my keyboard if I pay them?

[redundantsilent]

so you have sulfuric acid just laying around?

[thecritix]

lol,
if this is true then I apologise, get yourself to the hospital and investigate insurance or whatever later!

If (as I suspect) its not

then thanks for the chuckle. :D