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pachyderm
Jul 1, 2008, 10:07 AM
"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." - ?


? = movie and character...



MinorBidoh
Jul 1, 2008, 10:34 AM
Tuko from the Good The Bad And The Ugly. Its a cracking bathtub moment.

and one to keep the thread going...

I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out. You know, like, "Say hello to Mr. Happy." = ?

? character and film.

pachyderm
Jul 1, 2008, 10:45 AM
hamish_holmes well done!
...i'm working on it...

pachyderm
Jul 1, 2008, 10:49 AM
angela- american beauty ...

sushi
Jul 1, 2008, 10:50 AM
Here's one:

"Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them is."

MinorBidoh
Jul 1, 2008, 10:56 AM
Ah, niceone patchyderm, I always thought she delivered that line really well. As for the above quote, Im thinking Michael Clayton, but something tells me Im wrong. This quote is deffinately evil though, in a not supposed to be kinda way. Oh the brain is chugging along...

pachyderm
Jul 1, 2008, 10:56 AM
Here's one:

"Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them is."

Kaylee Frye- Serenity ...?


hope i'm right... new one below...



"He fixes the cable?" -?

Mr. lax
Jul 1, 2008, 10:57 AM
Shoot' Em Up had some wonderful quotes:

Mr. Hertz: Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo.
Mr. Smith: Why are you trying to kill this woman?
[Hertz laughs]
Mr. Smith: Something funny?
Mr. Hertz: Well I was just remembering a limmerick. There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there was no tit for Tat. You have caused me no end of trouble, but now I shall return the favor. Tit for Tat, right?

AND

Mr. Hertz: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?
Man Who Rides Shotgun: Dunno.
Mr. Hertz: You can put a silencer on a gun.

sushi
Jul 1, 2008, 10:58 AM
Kaylee Frye- Serenity
Nope. Close.

Same person:

"I'm a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

leishan
Jul 1, 2008, 11:12 AM
Nope. Close.

Same person:

"I'm a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."


"The Operative" from Serenity...

sushi
Jul 1, 2008, 11:15 AM
"The Operative" from Serenity...
Correct! :)

Love that character, and the actor (Chiwetel Ejiofor) who played it.

Here's one more:

My wife said something. She said, "Failure is never quite so frightening as regret".

MinorBidoh
Jul 1, 2008, 11:40 AM
can we get a clue sushi? Its a holiday after all!:)

pachyderm
Jul 1, 2008, 12:33 PM
Correct! :)

Love that character, and the actor (Chiwetel Ejiofor) who played it.

Here's one more:

My wife said something. She said, "Failure is never quite so frightening as regret".

Cliff Buxton:The Dish



hope i'm right... new one below...

"He fixes the cable?" -?




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benmrii
Jul 1, 2008, 12:44 PM
"He fixes the cable?" -?




....
From The Big Lebowski
Reference to the porn film where the cable man comes in to two half naked women. "You can imagine what happens next..." -Maude Lebowski

"He fixes the cable?" -The Dude

"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey." -Maude


Here's kind of a tough one:

"Well... he certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

LumbermanSVO
Jul 1, 2008, 01:46 PM
Boondock Saints, I just can't remember his name.

Edit: Conner

How bout:

"in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight"

P-Worm
Jul 1, 2008, 02:14 PM
Edit: Conner

How bout:

"in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight"

Truman Show - whatever the main character's name is.

Here's another:

"They're eating her...and then they're going to eat me! Oh my GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!"

P-Worm

4JNA
Jul 1, 2008, 02:36 PM
"Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500"

no idea on the 'eating me' one. off to google i go!

benmrii
Jul 1, 2008, 02:54 PM
"Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500"

Nice... Apocalypse Now. Capt. Willard, I believe.

Also, good work on my Boondock Saints quote. I wondered if that was too obscure... but at the very least I knew I couldn't type out the line that preceded it without getting banned for language. :)

[EDIT] my turn: "You brought two too many."

MotleyPete
Jul 1, 2008, 03:30 PM
[EDIT] my turn: "You brought two too many."


Once Upon a Time in the West. Great film

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"Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch"

?

4JNA
Jul 1, 2008, 03:50 PM
Nice... Apocalypse Now. Capt. Willard, I believe.

damn. too easy. and to make it worse, i have no idea on yours. well, in that case i choose to ignore and repost!

"Beautiful, lovely, tall Jane. I hate Jane. IŽd like to get her in therapy, and f... her up real good."

4JNA
Jul 1, 2008, 04:16 PM
"Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch" ?

"Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!" -- evil dead II

an entertaining film at the very least! long live the 80's... :o

shecky
Jul 1, 2008, 04:17 PM
"Beautiful, lovely, tall Jane. I hate Jane. IŽd like to get her in therapy, and f... her up real good."

If Lucy Fell

mine: "I'll be forty in July, and I'm glad I never got recognition. It gives me time to develop."

PowerFullMac
Jul 1, 2008, 04:53 PM
"Respect My Authoritah!"

One of the most famous quotes ever... It was from a TV show though, not a movie, couldnt think of any good movie ones.

You know that people are just typing these quotes into Google and finding out where they are from, right?

Silver-Fox
Jul 1, 2008, 04:57 PM
It's so hot milk was a bad choice

anchorman

PowerFullMac
Jul 1, 2008, 05:05 PM
It's so hot milk was a bad choice

anchorman

Who was that to?

MinorBidoh
Jul 1, 2008, 06:19 PM
If Lucy Fell

mine: "I'll be forty in July, and I'm glad I never got recognition. It gives me time to develop."


The film is Basquait! And its more Willem Dafoe who plays the electrican. Brilliant arty film, great cast.

and one more...

"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"

sushi
Jul 1, 2008, 06:41 PM
Cliff Buxton:The Dish
Correct.

Here's another one:

Pretty soon you be feeling all unnecessary.

sushi
Jul 1, 2008, 06:47 PM
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Ripley - Aliens

Great flick! :)

quagmire
Jul 1, 2008, 06:53 PM
Please delete. I am an idiot. :)

MinorBidoh
Jul 1, 2008, 08:23 PM
impressive brain you have there sushi, Ive baffled a few with that quote.:D

Melrose
Jul 1, 2008, 08:52 PM
I have one that will baffle even hard-core movie buffs:

"We're in the yellow pages under 'Spatulas!'"

shecky
Jul 1, 2008, 08:59 PM
Uhf :)

next: "i wish i had tons of money... then i'd be free."

Melrose
Jul 1, 2008, 09:36 PM
dang you :D

idyll
Jul 1, 2008, 10:02 PM
Every single thing that is said in Fight Club...

A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes)

4God
Jul 2, 2008, 12:00 AM
Everything said by the D.I. in Full Metal Jacket.

sushi
Jul 2, 2008, 01:00 AM
impressive brain you have there sushi, Ive baffled a few with that quote.:D
:D

Alien and Aliens are wonderful flicks. Probably why I remember some of the quotes.

Here's another one for you:

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

ktbubster
Jul 2, 2008, 01:39 AM
"Of all the gin joints..." = Casablanca :)

I got two for all y'all

1. "She put herself in your place - all you have to do is put yourself in her place, and you're *bound* to bump into each other in somebody's place."

and

2. "You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?"

Kamera RAWr
Jul 2, 2008, 02:00 AM
I've gone one...

Listen, we'd love to stand around and chat, but we gotta sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo.

;)

leishan
Jul 2, 2008, 06:15 AM
I've gone one...

Listen, we'd love to stand around and chat, but we gotta sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo.

;)

I think it's from "This is Spinal Tap"

pachyderm
Jul 2, 2008, 06:15 AM
"Of all the gin joints..." = Casablanca :)

I got two for all y'all

1. "She put herself in your place - all you have to do is put yourself in her place, and you're *bound* to bump into each other in somebody's place."

and

2. "You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?"

2. Patricia - Joe vs the Volcano (worst movie ever! :p)

leishan
Jul 2, 2008, 06:17 AM
"Of all the gin joints..." = Casablanca :)

I got two for all y'all

1. "She put herself in your place - all you have to do is put yourself in her place, and you're *bound* to bump into each other in somebody's place."

and

2. "You mean you were diagnosed with something called a brain cloud and didn't ask for a second opinion?"

#1 I have no idea...

#2 is from Joe vs. the Volcano

sushi
Jul 2, 2008, 08:51 AM
"Of all the gin joints..." = Casablanca :)
Nope. That is based upon the criteria that you must say the movie and who spoke the line.

But yes, it is Casablanca and Rick (Humphrey Bogart) spoke the line.

2. Patricia - Joe vs the Volcano (worst movie ever! :p)
:)

Here's another one:

Your wife is one stupid lady. You wanna go and get drunk?

ErikCLDR
Jul 2, 2008, 08:52 AM
"Move it fatass!"

pachyderm
Jul 2, 2008, 05:16 PM
fat ass one i have no idea...

but this one...

"Your wife is one stupid lady. You wanna go and get drunk?" -

Lazarus: Outland


NEW ONE:

"hey, at least i'm housebroken..." - ?

benmrii
Jul 2, 2008, 10:30 PM
NEW ONE:

"hey, at least i'm housebroken..." - ?

Second from The Big Lebowski... definitely earns the multiple nods. That is the Dude himself, last line before the credits roll referring to the two tough guys who went to the wrong Lebowski's house and pee'd on his rug. It really tied the room together.

My turn: "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."

4JNA
Jul 2, 2008, 10:43 PM
My turn: "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."

2001. i have a 'hal 9000' desktop background right now, that might have helped just a bit... great movie!

EDIT: how about... "Occam's razor. You ever heard of it?"

ktbubster
Jul 3, 2008, 02:14 AM
Yup Joe Vs. the Volcano (good movie i thought, until the end, the end was just stupid lol)

Occam's razor. You ever heard of it? = Ellie in Contact

1. "She put herself in your place - all you have to do is put yourself in her place, and you're *bound* to bump into each other in somebody's place."

It was actually Ms. Prescott in Funny Face :)

How about this goodie :)

"Life. Don't talk to me about Life."

Gray-Wolf
Jul 3, 2008, 04:58 AM
"Move it fatass!"


2 possibilities, Shawshank Redemption, or the original Poseidon adventure.

Mitthrawnuruodo
Jul 3, 2008, 04:59 AM
Sorry, posting games aren't allowed.