Can it play Crysis?

[Mad Mac Maniac]

Anybody know if the iphone will be able to play crysis?

[theunlocker]

Mad crysis maniac. No.. Stop trippin' on nerd j00se. seriously is this a joke?

[umop apisdn]

i played it on max settings.

worked a treat

[Inukami]

I can also confirm that it does work on the Iphone! All you have to do is make some minior SOFTWARE modifications =]

[Darwin]

Surprisingly its worked better than my Mac Pro, boy don't I feel a fool now wasting money in a new card for the thing.

[Mad Mac Maniac]

Wow, really guys?

[Darwin]

Wow, really guys?

*sighs*

[cpljwlusmc]

Wow, really guys?

Successful trolls are successful.

[Elven]

Yeah you can play it on your system first press the following keys.


U S U C K while holding down escape.

[Niiro13]

Wow, really guys?

The iPhone has a 620 Mhz processor underclocked to 412 Mhz, 128 MB of DRAM, and a PowerVR MBX 3D chip with OpenGL ES 1.1...

Of course it supports Crysis at full resolution! Well, I dunno, I tried Halo 2 :P.

[Mad Mac Maniac]

So I assume this is a jail broken version? So now how do I jailbreak my iphone?

Also, one of my speakers isn't working. Will this be a problem?

[Inukami]

So I assume this is a jail broken version? So now how do I jailbreak my iphone?

Also, one of my speakers isn't working. Will this be a problem?

Yes this will be a problem, iCrysis requires you to have the volume working or else it i'll give you an error notifying you that the program needs to terminate.

[Niiro13]

That's okay. The iPhone has a new technology where you still get 7.1 surround sound with only one speaker.

[DeaconGraves]

I really don't know if I should be laughing at this thread or banging my head on the desk repeatedly...

[Mad Mac Maniac]

That's okay. The iPhone has a new technology where you still get 7.1 surround sound with only one speaker.

Is this some sort of a software upgrade or does it come automatically when I download crysis?

[Mad Mac Maniac]

I really don't know if I should be laughing at this thread or banging my head on the desk repeatedly...

I'd go with the banging.... I hear it burns calories

[TuffLuffJimmy]

Is this some sort of a software upgrade or does it come automatically when I download crysis?

he's making fun of you. :rolleyes:

[izibo]

You guys are really going to be disappointed with the iPhone version of Crysis. It kept dropping below 50fps. It was still playable, but the benchmarks were just really disappointing. Worst $4.99 I ever spent in the app store.

[yode]

but will it play Doom?

[Mad Mac Maniac]

he's making fun of you. :rolleyes:

Why? does it cost a lot?

[Mad Mac Maniac]

You guys are really going to be disappointed with the iPhone version of Crysis. It kept dropping below 50fps. It was still playable, but the benchmarks were just really disappointing. Worst $4.99 I ever spent in the app store.

I can't find it.... :(

[nick9191]

Don't worry I'll give you a straight answer.

No it can't play Crysis. Will it in the future? Who knows, depending on how popular the iPhone and Touch get, which is likely very popular, then my answer is likely, don't expect it to sell for 10 bucks though.

[BOSS10L]

This thread reeks of fail.

[Elven]

Goto www.mylazysundays.com to check if you like the iPhone Crysis video.

[Mad Mac Maniac]

Don't worry I'll give you a straight answer.

No it can't play Crysis. Will it in the future? Who knows, depending on how popular the iPhone and Touch get, which is likely very popular, then my answer is likely, don't expect it to sell for 10 bucks though.

It's not 10 bucks, the other guy said it was only 4.99

[TuffLuffJimmy]

It's not 10 bucks, the other guy said it was only 4.99

it's not in the store! everyone here has been making fun of you!

[nick9191]

Is the vortex perabulator on your iPhone working? Only the white iPhones come with it, the black ones require a $10 upgrade card. Go to your local Apple store and ask for it, tell them I sent you, they'll understand. I believe you can also order it at

www.you-fail-so-badly.com

Crysis does run without it but at a pretty poor framerate.

[Mad Mac Maniac]

Is the vortex perabulator on your iPhone working? Only the white iPhones come with it, the black ones require a $10 upgrade card. Go to your local Apple store and ask for it, tell them I sent you, they'll understand. I believe you can also order it at

www.you-fail-so-badly.com

Crysis does run without it but at a pretty poor framerate.


Nice I have the white one! So do I already have it or was I supposed to ask for it? also... what does it do?... :o sorry i'm a noob!

can I get it at an at&t store or does it have to be apple? I'd have to drive really far to go to the apple store...

[FJR]

LOL.

Is it a good or bad thing that I don't even know what Crysis is?

[Darwin]

Is the vortex perabulator on your iPhone working? Only the white iPhones come with it, the black ones require a $10 upgrade card. Go to your local Apple store and ask for it, tell them I sent you, they'll understand. I believe you can also order it at

www.you-fail-so-badly.com

Crysis does run without it but at a pretty poor framerate.

I think you need to repost that link nick, the link itself has failed :D

I do believe this is the place to visit: here (http://youfail.org/)

[yode]

it's not in the store! everyone here has been making fun of you!

http://www.o--rly.com/owl_orly.png

[Mad Mac Maniac]

LOL.

Is it a good or bad thing that I don't even know what Crysis is?

haha NOOB!!!! :D

[BOSS10L]

haha NOOB!!!! :D

Pot, meet kettle. :rolleyes:

[Mad Mac Maniac]

Pot, meet kettle. :rolleyes:

I don't get it.. :confused:

[BOSS10L]

LOL.

Is it a good or bad thing that I don't even know what Crysis is?

Not really. I've never played it myself. It is just as derivative as every other First Person Shooter out there, but with nicer eye candy.

[BOSS10L]

I don't get it.. :confused:

Your fail is approaching epic proportions.

[FJR]

Your fail is approaching epic proportions.

Pretty sure he's flaming/schtick. I picked up on that and I don't even know what Crysis is.

[TuffLuffJimmy]

LOL.

Is it a good or bad thing that I don't even know what Crysis is?

it's a good thing. That way you don't end up looking like a tool, like the OP.

[Mad Mac Maniac]

Your fail is approaching epic proportions.

No i'm actually pretty good at crysis! bet I could beat you! ;)

[MattJ11]

haha

Love it!

:D

[yode]

http://www.forumspile.com/IBTL-Door.jpg

[nomar383]

Crysis on iPhone MAX SETTINGS!!

YouTube video PROOF: link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

[Cynicalone]

Please make the lambs stop screaming :(

[MattJ11]

Crysis on iPhone MAX SETTINGS!!

YouTube video PROOF: link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

That made my day :)

[Mad Mac Maniac]

Crysis on iPhone MAX SETTINGS!!

YouTube video PROOF: link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

Awesome, thanks I'll check that when I get home!! I have to go now!

Thanks for all your help guys!

[WinterMute]

Enough, how much of a beating can one subject take?