Macbook Pro Black label

[CoolMacDude]

I just got off the phone with Steve and there is going to be a super edition black label 20.1" Macbook Pro that is only .5 cm thick and has the ability to communicate with the other side. While much if this is still speculation it is also rumored to turn all garbage in your house into biodegradable compost and fix all health problems ranging from cancer to erectile dysfunction. Call the media and tell them to be there at 10 tomorrow because this is going to be the greatest thing the world has seen.

It doesn't even need a keyboard because it knows what you think and erases the ideas from your brain and replaces them with better ones.

[rychencop]

pics or you made it up. :D

[Kyouya]

wow, sounds great!
Probably costs around 5k though -_-

[DMC-12]

What's Steve's phone number?

[minik]

I just got off the phone with Steve

Ballmer?

[hayduke]

Dude. Woz is full of it.

[joe.cavers]

The best thread ever.

Think I'll get two :)

JC

[redmeister]

oooh snapz i'm so overhyped on this mac event that ill believe anything anyone says, regardless of credibility!!!

[CoolMacDude]

***********************UPDATE********************************

I just talked to my friend Steve who has a job (hard in this economy) and he says that the processor has a 17,000,000,000 kilowatt processor and that the shear power of this unit alone will cause you to reach ascension and turn into pure energy. You will become an almighty deity capable of everything from Stargate, Star Trek, Star Wars, and all the other shows us geeks watch.

Oh and it comes with free birthday cake ice cream for the full term of applecare available at your local feel good ice cream joint served in eco-friendly green cups made from recycled toilet paper.

The first one to order one and pray to Steve will also get some bootz with da furrrr.