Live chat with a Apple Store Rep-

[Ganstavoo]

* You are chatting with Jason T., an Apple Expert

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Hi, my name is Jason T.. Welcome to Apple!
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You: SUP HOMES
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Jason T.: How are you?
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Jason T.: Let me know what I can do for you today I'm here to help.
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You: Wana ******** for a few mins? to kill some time? I dont have any friends either.
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Jason T.: This chat is designed to assist Apple customers with product related questions. How can I help you today?
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You: o sht really? my bad son
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Jason T.: Okay
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You: so
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You: i want to buy a macpro
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You: srzly
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Jason T.: Do you have any product or order related questions that I can assist you with today
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Jason T.: perfect
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Jason T.: Feel free to use our online store ot purchase this Mac Pro
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You: Are they porn virus proof?
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You: like i said i have no friends and porn is the only thing i gotz
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Jason T.: I'm not sure what you are inquiring, can you please clarify for me
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Jason T.: Okay
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You: WHEN I go to my porn websites will i get a trojan? . virus?
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Jason T.: You may want to check with that site
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You: o cmon. homes , i know your prolly beating it right now
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You: you should check out brutal dildos.com
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You: E-MAZING SITE
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Jason T.: I haven't heard from you for a few moments. Would you like to continue chatting?
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You: Are you coming on to me?
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You: i want to speak with your supervisor
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Jason T.: One moment
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You: how bigs you floppy? or is it a hard disk by now?



I felt kinda bad for wasting this guys time, but i was really bored lol:)