Random Insult Generator

[iGav]

quality....

http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm

*iGav Advisory* this link contains possible harsh language, and may offend those of a rather sensitive nature or who have yet to discover any sense of humour*

[Mr. Anderson]

Damn! The auto-flamer is unreal....good stuff :D

Anyone attempts using that for a post will only let us try out our new auto-banner :p

D :D

[virividox]

hahahahah i started laughing so hard i couldnt breathe

[ExoticFish]

hahahahahahaha, that is just great.

[edesignuk]

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*emails everyone in the office link* ;) :D

[Raid]

Damn iGAV how do you do it?! Yet another internet gem I have now added to my favorite sites... absoloutely priceless!:D :D :D

[iGav]

Originally posted by Raid
Damn iGAV how do you do it?! Yet another internet gem I have now added to my favorite sites... absoloutely priceless!:D :D :D

it makes me look bad doesn't it... just trawling the web for pointless, pointless things... :eek: :p :p

[ColoJohnBoy]

From the AutoFlamer:

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.

The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. Who am I kidding? You would.

Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.

[Opteron]

Not ba, not bad at all.

[Doctor Q]

I wrote my own gossip generator. It reads in a simple BNF grammar with patterns for nouns, verbs, adjectives, phrases, and sentences, and picks randomly from the choices for each, guided by probabilities you can fine tune. I set up one grammar about my friends and another about my coworkers.

The grammar I created at work creates good-natured and silly gossip, since that's all that would be appropriate, but it could just as well be set to generate viscious gossip, insults, news, or (dare I suggest it?) Mac rumors.

Some of my coworkers have added a call to my gossip generator to their login scripts, so they get a line of gossip every time they log in.

Example (the names have been changed to protect the innocent):

Joan said that Henry and Larry were watching as Gail tried sneaking off with the storeroom scissors.

The Fedex delivery person was listening to jazz on an Internet radio station on the PC in Bill's office.

Karina stomped on the petty cash envelope in the elevator.

Now and then, it generates one that really makes us laugh.

[King Cobra]

Ha! Saw that about half a year ago. Still pretty funny. But a lot of the insults are a bit too formal.

[themadchemist]

A lot of the insults (especially in the first generator) remind me of the French guy from Monty Python. "Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so called Arthur King. You and all your silly English kniggits. I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, before I taunt you a second time."

[whocares]

Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
Anyone attempts using that for a post will only let us try out our new auto-banner :p


Ok, I guess I'll be the first brave one!
To whom it may concern:
"**** *** ********* **** **** ** ***** ***** ***** ******** ***** ****** **** ******* ******* **** *** ***** ****** ****** *****. ****** *** *** ******* ***** ***** ****** ***** ***** ****** **** **** ************!"

Damn your censoring thing works well :p

[Roger1]

From shushmonger

Don’t you ever get tired shooting yourself in the foot every time you open your mouth, Calamity Brain?

Gotta luv it. :D

[iAmAzN]

haha auto-flamer:

Just when I think, "Surely this person has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character. Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order. Nah, of course you would.

[MongoTheGeek]

At CMU someone wrote one up and then sent the resultant spew to the college newspaper and it was printed as a letter to editor.

/usr/bin/college I think it was.

[gwuMACaddict]

very clever little site
:D