View Full Version : OMG Never take your wife shopping with you
gixxerredliner
Dec 10, 2008, 11:35 AM
So there I am a happy 4 day iphone user and im in the local mall with the wife looking for a phone for her in AT&T and she says "hey babe look at this BLACKBERRY BOLD" so im thinking "oh never will i cheat on my iphone" but than she begins to whisper sweet nothings into my ear and in less than 5 minutes i traded my iphone in for a blackberry bold:eek:
Let me be the first to say what a freaking mistake that was, today at lunch I will return to AT&T to get my iphone back i really dont know how on earth she convinced me it wasnt like she said anything convincing she just picked the blackberry up with her soft hands and your know played with it a bit and i was sold:confused: But i will be the first to say once you go iphone you never go back, the blackberry bold isnt even close in any feature.
milani
Dec 10, 2008, 11:38 AM
^ Hahaha. You've learned a valuable lesson on behalf of all of us.
samiwas
Dec 10, 2008, 11:41 AM
Women, they're so fu**** wily!
;)
abijnk
Dec 10, 2008, 11:48 AM
Women, they're so fu**** wily!
;)
We are, aren't we. :p
juanster
Dec 10, 2008, 12:16 PM
lol that was awesome..women oh women
Michael CM1
Dec 10, 2008, 12:17 PM
You're whipped and/or she's a succubus. :D
gadgetdad
Dec 10, 2008, 12:25 PM
Have her take it back !
TheConfuzed1
Dec 10, 2008, 12:37 PM
You sucker. You totally got pwned! :p
dukebound85
Dec 10, 2008, 12:39 PM
women make you do strange things lol
alphaod
Dec 10, 2008, 12:40 PM
No one can sucker me into buying neither an iPhone nor a Blackberry.
dukebound85
Dec 10, 2008, 12:42 PM
No one can sucker me into buying neither an iPhone nor a Blackberry.
just give it time lol
Small White Car
Dec 10, 2008, 12:47 PM
it wasnt like she said anything convincing she just picked the blackberry up with her soft hands and your know played with it a bit and i was sold:confused:
Congratulations, you just wrote "The history of Advertising" in only one sentence. You could be a hit in the ad world now that you know the secret!
themoonisdown09
Dec 10, 2008, 12:47 PM
Why does she care what phone you have? Does she use it all the time or something? I figured she was going to ask you to get one for her.
Opie
Dec 10, 2008, 12:51 PM
Did her small hand make it look bigger than it actually was?
BergerFan
Dec 10, 2008, 01:03 PM
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gixxerredliner
Dec 10, 2008, 01:18 PM
No her hand made it look exactly how it always did but i think i got caught up looking at the small of her back, the curves of her shoulder, soft lips, soft hands and by the end of it i was convicing myself that trading in my iphone for a blackberry was the best thing i could do in my life at that moment. LOL honestly i didnt think any different until i woke up this morning to go to work and was troubeled to find my iphone was indeed a blackberry bold :( lol
dukebound85
Dec 10, 2008, 01:20 PM
No her hand made it look exactly how it always did but i think i got caught up looking at the small of her back, the curves of her shoulder, soft lips, soft hands and by the end of it i was convining myself that trading in my iphone for a blackberry was the best thing i could do in my life at that moment. LOL honestly i didnt think any different until i woke up this morning to go to work and was troubeled to find my iphone was indeed a blackberry bold :( lol
good thing she wasnt sitting in an expensive car looking so fine lol
jdzialak
Dec 10, 2008, 01:22 PM
funny!
My woman is pissed because i'm getting an iphone tomorrow and giving up my Blackberry(she has a Storm). now we can't use BB messenger anymore...
anyone try Google talk on an iphone?
Joe
gixxerredliner
Dec 10, 2008, 01:23 PM
good thing she wasnt sitting in an expensive car looking so fine lol
I promised myself I will never take her with me to the Range Rover or BMW dealership LOL erghhhh i would be in trouble lol
Oskee2001
Dec 10, 2008, 01:47 PM
funny!
My woman is pissed because i'm getting an iphone tomorrow and giving up my Blackberry(she has a Storm). now we can't use BB messenger anymore...
anyone try Google talk on an iphone?
Joe
yeah it works well! texting is better though.
StuBeck
Dec 10, 2008, 02:15 PM
I have no idea how you could get tricked into buying something you don't want.
jav6454
Dec 10, 2008, 02:23 PM
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You mean this? Anyway, yes, women can get you that way...
jellis
Dec 10, 2008, 02:39 PM
Men don't go shopping. They go to the store and get what they need then leave.
Your mistake was not in bringing your wife. It was going shopping in the first place.
Michael CM1
Dec 10, 2008, 03:09 PM
funny!
My woman is pissed because i'm getting an iphone tomorrow and giving up my Blackberry(she has a Storm). now we can't use BB messenger anymore...
anyone try Google talk on an iphone?
Joe
Does AIM not work on BB?
YMark
Dec 10, 2008, 03:21 PM
And over on the Blackberry forum, you'll read the same story inversely. Different strokes for different folks. The Bold outshines the iPhone in some ways, and the iPhone outshines the Bold is some ways.
cWeems
Dec 10, 2008, 03:25 PM
note: never get married...
synth3tik
Dec 10, 2008, 03:25 PM
I'm sorry any woman that suggests I get a BB will find themselves walking home.
Small White Car
Dec 10, 2008, 03:29 PM
note: never get married...
It would have saved him here:
Girlfriend: Ohh, buy this!
Wife: What? No way are you buying ANOTHER phone! We've got bills to pay!
Wives are quite good at saving money, which seems to be his problem.
conejito
Dec 10, 2008, 03:36 PM
Just make sure you tell her all about this and how much it made you realize you love her.
Kebabselector
Dec 10, 2008, 04:05 PM
Never, I repeat Never get a woman to choose tech*
* unless it's Suzi Perry
IndyJonez
Dec 10, 2008, 04:15 PM
Sort of like Adam & Eve but instead of apple were talking blackberries. Not only is that evil but just downright demented!
:D
rannddeee
Dec 10, 2008, 07:30 PM
It would have saved him here:
Girlfriend: Ohh, buy this!
Wife: What? No way are you buying ANOTHER phone! We've got bills to pay!
Wives are quite good at saving money, which seems to be his problem.
My wife gave me 2 gifts on my bday (pre 3g release):
A box of my favorite chocolate and
A self made voucher saying "good for an iPhone 3g when it's released"
U guys need to find a woman like mine (even though she's with verizon and uses a crappy LG phone)
jessica.
Dec 10, 2008, 07:36 PM
I think the problem was getting married in the first place. :D
BTW, what the hell did she say that made you turn your phone in? I want to talk to her!
vrflyer
Dec 10, 2008, 08:02 PM
How you let a woman run your life is beyond me. :p
Bobioden
Dec 10, 2008, 08:13 PM
Whipped is putting it mildly. When is she giving you your balls back? :)
Masquerade
Dec 11, 2008, 02:31 AM
george constanza would say rhat you got no hand
Kajiura
Dec 11, 2008, 03:05 AM
Men don't go shopping. They go to the store and get what they need then leave.
Your mistake was not in bringing your wife. It was going shopping in the first place.
quite agree. :D
Hudzilla
Dec 11, 2008, 03:49 AM
Wow.....Just, Just....Wow.
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