NiroNavro
Jan 6, 2009, 07:20 PM
First allow me to post a giant block of psycho babble that no one can understand for the life of themselves because it is very long very wordy and barely uses proper punctuation? This block will include my whole life's story so that everyone will know how "cool" I am. Yay! This may look like a paragraph to you but do not be fooled this is a giant wall of nonsense that can only be understood if you YELL REALLY LOUDLY WHILE YOU READ IT!!!
Second, allow me to post random dates that mean nothing to anyone just to make myself feel better because I'm waiting to buy an iMac until new ones are released:
February 31st
June 0th
August 3.5rd
I will now post 5 promises for those of you who need a good promise and none of that rumor crap:
48.756" iMacs will be released.
The 64 GB iPod touch is actually intended for watching porn...wirelessly, and will now be advertised as such. It is no longer a gaming device, that is so 2008.
The Mac Pro will now be the Mac Pro-ette because it is actually a female.
The next time your iPhone nano rings it will be the Banana Phone theme and you will die.
8 core, 5TB Mac minis will kill everyone else.
Allow me to end with a word to those who don't know their heads from their arses: This was sarcasm and I am now stress free.:D
And to the wise: Feel free to add your own random dates and promises if you want.
Second, allow me to post random dates that mean nothing to anyone just to make myself feel better because I'm waiting to buy an iMac until new ones are released:
February 31st
June 0th
August 3.5rd
I will now post 5 promises for those of you who need a good promise and none of that rumor crap:
48.756" iMacs will be released.
The 64 GB iPod touch is actually intended for watching porn...wirelessly, and will now be advertised as such. It is no longer a gaming device, that is so 2008.
The Mac Pro will now be the Mac Pro-ette because it is actually a female.
The next time your iPhone nano rings it will be the Banana Phone theme and you will die.
8 core, 5TB Mac minis will kill everyone else.
Allow me to end with a word to those who don't know their heads from their arses: This was sarcasm and I am now stress free.:D
And to the wise: Feel free to add your own random dates and promises if you want.
