Macs and babealicious wallpapers!

[edesignuk]

Ok, following on from this (http://www.macrumors.com/forums/showthread.php3?s=&postid=84810) thread I thought I would go ahead with the 'Macs and babealicious wallpapers!' thread, please don't be offended anyone :p , hehehe.
C'mon then, let's see 'em!
It might be an idea to put your babealicious wallpapers on to your iDisk webspace then use the [IMG] tags to display it, save arn some bandwidth!

[Backtothemac]

I will put all of mine on my iDisk tonight. There are 400 and they are over 275 megs. Bring em on.

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
I will put all of mine on my iDisk tonight. There are 400 and they are over 275 megs. Bring em on.
Looking forward to it! :D
C'mon guys, get posting!

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
I will put all of mine on my iDisk tonight. There are 400 and they are over 275 megs. Bring em on.

now that's scary....what does MrsB2TM say?

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by dukestreet


now that's scary....what does MrsB2TM say?

She knows. I am trying to collect them all, and then sell them as a screen saver for X. you know, just access the folder. I have but a lot of time in this. She basically just rolls her eyes.

[Mr. Anderson]

are the images royalty free? I hope you don't run into legal issues if you sell them...

[edesignuk]

I see alot of chat, but no babealicious wallpapers! :p
Let's see 'em! :D

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by dukestreet
are the images royalty free? I hope you don't run into legal issues if you sell them...

Aw, I mean give them to friends. yea, that is it. Give them to friends.

Here is one.

[britboy]

Here's one i made earlier..... :)

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Backtothemac


Aw, I mean give them to friends. yea, that is it. Give them to friends.

Here is one.
That's more like it! :D Lets see more of that!
I have none to post at the moment, they're all on my Mac at home. :(

[eyelikeart]

I don't have any... :(

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
I don't have any... :(
For real? You don't have any pictures of some lovely ladies?
I'm :eek: !

[Backtothemac]

Here is another one.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by verbose101

For real? You don't have any pictures of some lovely ladies?
I'm :eek: !

I know...can u believe it...

most of the wallpapers I use are ones I created from my photography...

I do have one of Marilyn Monroe...damn she was hot... :D

[Backtothemac]

And another one. I could post more, but most are over 256K, some over 1 meg in size.

[Mr. Anderson]

I'm sorry to say I don't have any, so I'll just be watching...:D

[eyelikeart]

B2TM...

I think I need that towel back...who's got it?! :eek: :D

[britboy]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
I don't have any... :(


Why not use this one then? ;) :D

[Backtothemac]

Here is another.

[Backtothemac]

here is one for Cleo. he.he.he.

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by britboy



Why not use this one then? ;) :D

Oh, dear God, that is just wrong Britboy. Wrong. How can you disgrace (sorry eye) these beautiful wallpapers with that mug :p

JJ.

:eek:

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
B2TM...

I think I need that towel back...who's got it?! :eek: :D

Yea, you should see the ones that I have that are too big and clear to put up here because of the bandwidth issues.


Come on people. Am I the only geek that collects wallpaper?

[Mr. Anderson]

Oh, yeah, now that's what I call a wallpaper!

I'm glad someone else did it, thanks, britboy, I couldn't do it to eye again....:D

[edesignuk]

B2TM, you have quite a nice collection going...adriana, kelly, shannon, carmen & angelina....sweet! ;)

[britboy]

Originally posted by Backtothemac


Oh, dear God, that is just wrong Britboy. Wrong. How can you disgrace (sorry eye) these beautiful wallpapers with that mug :p

JJ.

:eek:

he he....

I'll put up the original, just to keep you all happy :) That's a damn nice collection you've got there b2tm!

[eyelikeart]

u guys are b@stards...

good thing I'm the "happy go lucky mod"...

or else I'd get medieval on your @sses...he he he ;)

and no worries...I'm starting to get used to seeing myself as a woman on this site this week... :eek:

[britboy]

Originally posted by eyelikeart

and no worries...I'm starting to get used to seeing myself as a woman on this site this week... :eek:


I don't know whether that's good or bad! :p


Hey, you're welcome to take photos of others, and turn them into something weird and not-so-wonderful :D

[Backtothemac]

And another

[Backtothemac]

And one more for good measure, and then I will await the others to post. By the way, almost all of these came from www.desktopia.com

They are an awesome wallpaper site.

[eyelikeart]

from this thread...

I think we all know what B2TM does in his spare time...he he he ;)

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
from this thread...

I think we all know what B2TM does in his spare time...he he he ;)

he.he.he. yea post to Macrumors. I have had most of these for a long time. Back from my single days. I just thought, Ok. Collect them for my broadbandless buddies, so they would not spend time doing it. Then it was a challenge to get ones that looked good in quality, and yet were tastefull you know.

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
from this thread...

I think we all know what B2TM does in his spare time...he he he ;)
HAHAHAHAHA! :D :D :D ;)
Me too once I've been to http://www.desktopia.com , I've got to check it out!

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by verbose101

HAHAHAHAHA! :D :D :D ;)
Me too once I've been to http://www.desktopia.com , I've got to check it out!

geeks... :rolleyes:

sheesh...

[Backtothemac]

Hey, when is someone else going to post one? Is it really fair to hog your collections? I know that you all have one. It is part of being a geek, or is it freak. :p

[teabgs]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


geeks... :rolleyes:

sheesh...

DAMN! you beat me too it....oh well, heres a pic:

[britboy]

Your collection is just too damn impressive b2tm :p

This is a little pathetic, but i almost exclusively use nature for my background. I have *very* few with females. I do have this one though :D

[teabgs]

And here's another so B2TM doesnt feel like a pervert...

[Backtothemac]

He,he. You should see the 400 or so that I cannot upload because of size. Shame really. They are friggin nice.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by teabgs


DAMN! you beat me too it....oh well, heres a pic:

please don't do it duke!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


please don't do it duke!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


He has been quiet for the last little while. Could he be working on......

[teabgs]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


please don't do it duke!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

ARGH!!! I'm not DUKE!!! Geez winky....

You gotta look at the names man....this whole avatar simliarity is destroying your mind... ;)

At least you confused me with Duke instead of RowNerd this time :rolleyes:

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Backtothemac



He has been quiet for the last little while. Could he be working on......

yeah...that's a bit scary...

if not for me...please...think of B2TM...he's in this even deeper than I...

I don't want him fantasizing about me!!! :eek: :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
He,he. You should see the 400 or so that I cannot upload because of size. Shame really. They are friggin nice.

just open Photoshop and reduce the image size....thats how I got Alyssa Milano up here...origionally the image was 2+MB...plus it saves bandwidth..

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by teabgs


ARGH!!! I'm not DUKE!!! Geez winky....

You gotta look at the names man....this whole avatar simliarity is destroying your mind... ;)

At least you confused me with Duke instead of RowNerd this time :rolleyes:

no no no!!!! I know it was u...I was just referencing the message...meaning...I don't want duke to go for it...

no worries right?! ;)

[Mr. Anderson]

I've got too much to do right now, I'm not going to be doing any of that till I get some more 'tars done.

You've finished your judging already, eye?!?!?

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


yeah...that's a bit scary...

if not for me...please...think of B2TM...he's in this even deeper than I...

I don't want him fantasizing about me!!! :eek: :D

um, eye. dude, you don't have to worry about that :D

[britboy]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


please don't do it duke!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


You know that by saying that you're only more likely to encourage him :p :rolleyes:

[teabgs]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


no no no!!!! I know it was u...I was just referencing the message...meaning...I don't want duke to go for it...

no worries right?! ;)

OH......gotcha :D

I didnt understand where it would have come from though cause I wasnt thinking of posting your female counterpart :D

I just was beaten to the punch about calling everyone a geek :rolleyes:

[Backtothemac]

Here is another.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by dukestreet
You've finished your judging already, eye?!?!?

I just got the doc printed up...I'm finishing up a few things here at work then I'll get started...hopefully I'll be able to get them done in between leaving work & leaving town...

I didn't realize there were so many!! he he he ;)

[Grokgod]

There are some cool images here,
How can I gain access to the itool account to download some, puyhlease!

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by Grokgod
There are some cool images here,
How can I gain access to the itool account to download some, puyhlease!

PM me your address, and I will burn a CD and send them to you.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by britboy


he he....

I'll put up the original, just to keep you all happy :) That's a damn nice collection you've got there b2tm!

hey, what are those 2 red circles for?

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


hey, what are those 2 red circles for?
Gee, hard to say, I think they might be covering her......:confused:

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by verbose101

Gee, hard to say, I think they might be covering her......:confused:

ha. you don't know me well enough yet to know i was being an ass...

but alas, you will... i figured britboy would come back with something funny. but not yet.

[edesignuk]

Here's one I did some time back (a couple of years), very nice! :D

http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/caprice1280.jpg

[edesignuk]

And another from about the same time...

http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/caprice_swirl_1280.jpg

[britboy]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


ha. you don't know me well enough yet to know i was being an ass...

but alas, you will... i figured britboy would come back with something funny. but not yet.


Give a guy a chance to eat his dinner will ya! :rolleyes:

I figured that after the 'warning' i got for the last picture of a woman that i posted (anyone need their memory refreshing? :D), i'd play it safe and ensure nothing offensive was viewable. If you want the full version, i can send it ;)


You want a punch-line though? Try this for size: it's for those who don't know which buttons to push. (push the BIG red button :rolleyes: )

[jelloshotsrule]

not all of you will recognize this hottie. but some will.

ps. i know it's not the greatest job. but i don't care enough to spend more time on it... ha.

blah.

[britboy]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
not all of you will recognize this hottie. but some will.

ps. i know it's not the greatest job. but i don't care enough to spend more time on it... ha.

blah.


Pukka!!! Now *that* is what i call evil :D :D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
not all of you will recognize this hottie. but some will.


oh wow! :eek: :D

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
not all of you will recognize this hottie. but some will.

ps. i know it's not the greatest job. but i don't care enough to spend more time on it... ha.

blah.

I don't know who that is, but that is the scariest thing that I have ever seen. My memories, dreams, and thoughts of Salma are forever dead.

Thanks Jello

:mad: :D ;)

[jelloshotsrule]

it will be funny when the owner of that mug steps up to the plate....

i can't believe none of you recognize him...

sad


eye, i figured it was time for someone else to get dolled up....

oh and back-dawg. i bet if you take a picture of salma, a normal one, and look at it, you'll be fine. if not.... dang. my bad

[britboy]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
it will be funny when the owner of that mug steps up to the plate....

i can't believe none of you recognize him...

sad



It's obvious who it is. It's our future president :D

The only reason i didn't word it in my previous post was because i thought it was so simple.

[jelloshotsrule]

well back-dawg didn't know.... and eye didn't show if he knew or not.

so i wasn't sure.

it was time for someone to get him back for his past touch ups...

of course, you did one of eye too queen mum boy... so... hmmm

[Dignan]

Jello-

Its sinful to me that you have the two MIB on your avatar instead of the wilson brothers! Get duke to change that crap.

And save the "short film" thread!

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Dignan
Jello-

Its sinful to me that you have the two MIB on your avatar instead of the wilson brothers! Get duke to change that crap.

And save the "short film" thread!

he's not likely to want to take the time to do that. and it'd be too small to superimpose their faces on the mib...

as for that thread. say something, i'm sure duke will respond to it.

ps. i did pass along your concerns for the avatar in the private forum. so he will know what you suggested. word.

[Dignan]

Cant you just replace the MIB with owen or someone?

I have some great avatarish things from rushmore and tenenbaums as well.

Also, ive put three posts in a row on the short films, i think anything more will just be austentacious. (I hope I spelled that right)

[Backtothemac]

Can we please keep this one on topic. Please.

[britboy]

Originally posted by drunkenyank


of course, you did one of eye too queen mum boy... so... hmmm

fortunately the picture i posted can't be used for much, as it's more of a side-on view :)

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
Can we please keep this one on topic. Please.

i gotta say, for the amount it went off topic, that wasn't really necessary. heck, i even edited my one post to keep from adding another 'off topic' one.

i guess it just goes to show how fired up back-dawg is about his babe wallpapers! haha. it's cool back. it's cool.

britboy: what was the link to that funny ass map you had of how the us sees the world? i gotta show that to a semi-socialist friend...

[rainman::|:|]

getting back to the topic at hand (snicker)-- it's not desktop size, but I figured i needed to contribute. One serious babe, coming up!

:)
pnw

[britboy]

http://homepage.mac.com/schwuliduck/.Pictures/america.jpg

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by paulwhannel
getting back to the topic at hand (snicker)-- it's not desktop size, but I figured i needed to contribute. One serious babe, coming up!


wow. thanks...... ha

the topic is back i guess... though i think only like 3 posts were off until it was pushed back on.

that said, speedos on guys are not right!

[rainman::|:|]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
that said, speedos on guys are not right!

actually i'm going to agree 100%, but i thought it was better for everyone if he was wearing *something*

hehe

and britboy, i love the map! Tho australia should say "here there be criminals"...

:)
pnw

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


eye, i figured it was time for someone else to get dolled up....


I recognized it the second I saw it...

jello...u are my hero :D

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


I recognized it the second I saw it...

jello...u are my hero :D

ha... now i'm scared.

i don't take pride in my ps work like duke does, so it's not great. but it had to be done. so it was.

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
...
that said, speedos on guys are not right!

Yeah...you prefer dong bags.;)

[britboy]

Originally posted by paulwhannel


actually i'm going to agree 100%, but i thought it was better for everyone if he was wearing *something*

hehe

and britboy, i love the map! Tho australia should say "here there be criminals"...

:)
pnw


You have no idea how grateful i am that he at least has speedos on! :D

I might just change that map slightly, your suggestion would work nicely. Thanks :)

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


Yeah...you prefer dong bags.;)

so 3 options

1. you saved that pic from before. or...

2. you went back and got it now.

3. you own the calendar and scanned it.


which is it?

(all 3 are sick)


brit: i agree, had he had nothing on, i'd have very much objected!

[rainman::|:|]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


Yeah...you prefer dong bags.;)

okay, i'm out, it's gotten too weird for my tastes...

tho i do have to ask... rower, why the hell do you have that calendar, autographed no less? something you want to tell us?

;)
pnw

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
so 3 options

1. you saved that pic from before. or...

2. you went back and got it now.

3. you own the calendar and scanned it.


which is it?

(all 3 are sick)


brit: i agree, had he had nothing on, i'd have very much objected!

4. Google search...does that still make me sick?

You've got to admit that there's something so...comical about a man in a loincloth.:D

paul-
If I owned a calendar like that my GF would kill me.;)

[britboy]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


paul-
If I owned a calendar like that my GF would kill me.;)


Either that or she'd take it for herself :p

That was a memory from days of yore that i didn't need to be reminded of..... :D

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
not all of you will recognize this hottie. but some will.

ps. i know it's not the greatest job. but i don't care enough to spend more time on it... ha.


You know, I go for a run, trying to think of how to put the Wilson Bros on jellos tar, or making a bottlerocket explode, etc. and I see this. Its such a shame, actually, I expected you'd at least do a better job.

You've thrown the gauntlet down now and I have this below, I'll be figuring the best way to use it - prepare yourself.....

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by dukestreet
You've thrown the gauntlet down now and I have this below, I'll be figuring the best way to use it - prepare yourself.....

now this is going to be good!!! :D

ps: paul...did u just change your sig? nice cue from cleo ;)

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


now this is going to be good!!! :D


it might take a day or three to find the correct venue, but I'll get it eventually....

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by dukestreet
You know, I go for a run, trying to think of how to put the Wilson Bros on jellos tar, or making a bottlerocket explode, etc. and I see this. Its such a shame, actually, I expected you'd at least do a better job.

You've thrown the gauntlet down now and I have this below, I'll be figuring the best way to use it - prepare yourself.....

3 things:

1. i didn't care enough to take much time on it. being that your head was tilted in the pics, it was a bit tough. so i didn't put the effort in. oh well.

2. i'll live. it will be funny.

3. did you download my picture way back when or something? i took it out of my post from before. interesting.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by dukestreet


it might take a day or three to find the correct venue, but I'll get it eventually....

ah...no worries duke...I have faith in u...

remember...one cannot rush perfection ;)

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


now this is going to be good!!! :D

ps: paul...did u just change your sig? nice cue from cleo ;)

you're supposed to be defending me. since i defended you. last time that happens jerkass.

[ShaolinMiddleFinger]

I just finished it yesterday. Hope you like it

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


3 things:

1. i didn't care enough to take much time on it. being that your head was tilted in the pics, it was a bit tough. so i didn't put the effort in. oh well.

2. i'll live. it will be funny.

3. did you download my picture way back when or something? i took it out of my post from before. interesting.

I got a few things when I went for eye's and rower's, figured it couldn't hurt to get yours aswell, never know when it might come in handy. How little did I realize the truth of that...;)

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by dukestreet


I got a few things when I went for eye's and rower's, figured it couldn't hurt to get yours aswell, never know when it might come in handy. How little did I realize the truth of that...;)

ahh. curious to see what you come up with. coolio.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
4. Google search...does that still make me sick?

You've got to admit that there's something so...comical about a man in a loincloth.:D

paul-
If I owned a calendar like that my GF would kill me.;)

ahhh, that's how i found it too.

yeah, i agree, most others don't apparently.... hence the reason i brought it up last time. ha

i should've bought it when it came out. oh wait, no i shouldn't have.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


you're supposed to be defending me. since i defended you. last time that happens jerkass.

oh yeah...sorry about that... :rolleyes:


hey duke...don't do it man!!!


better jello? ;)

[Mr. Anderson]

eye, have you done your homework? I put a ton of work into that little list you know and I've already graded mine.....

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
oh yeah...sorry about that... :rolleyes:

hey duke...don't do it man!!!

better jello? ;)

no. it's ****ing pathetic.

one post: you're my hero, jello

next: duke, tear him up!

in essence at least.

jekyl and hyde indeed.

;)

[teabgs]

ohman I cant wait to see what duke comes up with


hehehehe ;)

[D0ct0rteeth]

here is one for ya.

http://www.mythologieproductions.com/desktop.jpg

C-

<edit> cant get damn thing to preview. ive tried.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by D0ct0rteeth
here is one for ya.

http://www.mythologieproductions.com/desktop.jpg

hmm, who is that girl?


hglm- still haven't responded to my attack of your hypocrisy!

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule

hglm- still haven't responded to my attack of your hypocrisy!

I've been out all night...

anyway...uh...just bit me jello :eek:

I can't think of anything worthy to post in reply... ;)

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
I've been out all night...

anyway...uh...just bit me jello :eek:

I can't think of anything worthy to post in reply... ;)

well that was definitely not it.

i feel betrayed. and that's that.


doctorteeth. who's that girl???

[D0ct0rteeth]

nobody famous jello...

but i'll send her over to your place when I get done with her here :)

should i have her stop for tacos on the way ? :)

If any moderator can make it generate a preview i would be grateful :)

later bud... im off to bed :) Gotta work in da mornin'

C-

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by D0ct0rteeth
nobody famous jello...

but i'll send her over to your place when I get done with her here :)

should i have her stop for tacos on the way ? :)

If any moderator can make it generate a preview i would be grateful :)

haha. i don't get the tacos comment, but i'm probably better off for it....

have fun at work.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


haha. i don't get the tacos comment, but i'm probably better off for it....


ok this is gonna be bad...but oh well...

ever heard of pink tacos jello??

if not...just think about it for a minute... :eek:

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


ok this is gonna be bad...but oh well...

ever heard of pink tacos jello??

if not...just think about it for a minute... :eek:

i know about the taco sexual female body part thing. but why would she have picked them up on the way over.... that's all that confused me. just thinking too much into a raunchy joke. ha.

backstabber

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


backstabber

aw come on...everyone f**ks up sometime...

look on the bright side...u are about to hit 2000 posts...u should be happy about that right?? :D

[jelloshotsrule]

ha. if that was the kind of thing that made me happy then i'd be pretty sad.

then again, if i really cared that you betrayed me, then i'd be pretty sad. that's just how frenchies operate....

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
ha. if that was the kind of thing that made me happy then i'd be pretty sad.

I know...I was just fishing for something to throw in there... :rolleyes:

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


I know...I was just fishing for something to throw in there... :rolleyes:

don't bother fishing... i think if you are patient and keep an eye out (no pun intended) then you'll see a spot where you can make it up to me. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


don't bother fishing... i think if you are patient and keep an eye out (no pun intended) then you'll see a spot where you can make it up to me. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ok...well I cannot promise anything...but I'll certainly try...or not try...uh...whatever... ;)

this thread is so off topic it's sick man... :rolleyes:

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


ok...well I cannot promise anything...but I'll certainly try...or not try...uh...whatever... ;)

this thread is so off topic it's sick man... :rolleyes:

back-dawg's gonna be pissed. he really likes his girlies... haha

well, i liked doctor's girl. i thought she looked familiar. oh well. ha

[teabgs]

let's get this thread back on track....

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by teabgs
let's get this thread back on track....

ok I said I was done for the night...but I cannot let this go unspoken...

DAMN!!! :eek: :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


ok I said I was done for the night...but I cannot let this go unspoken...

DAMN!!! :eek: :D


I must say that's an appropriate 4000th post...


uh, congrats? or something....whatever;)

glad you like it... pretty sweet huh? :D

[Beej]

These won't post inline cuz Arn's turned that option off :( But rather than adding to Arn's bandwidth (and pissing off 56k'ers) you can do some clickin'

They're all shrunk to 640x480. If I'd known I couldn't post them inline, I'd have left them full-size. Oh well, you'll live :)

http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/1.jpg
http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/2.jpg
http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/3.jpg
http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/4.jpg
http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/5.jpg
http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/6.jpg (not by me :D)
http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/7.jpg
http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/8.jpg

Anyone remember a couple of MW's back Steve was going of about something or other being rendered in 'reaaal-tiiime'? He kept touching his temples and saying it was 'amaaaazing'... Anyway...
http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/9.jpg

This isn't a desktop... but can we just pretend it is? ;)
http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/10.jpg


No I've never stalked her :)
Only because I'm too far away :(

:D

[teabgs]

So beej.....got a thing for SMG???


;)

[Beej]

Originally posted by teabgs
So beej.....got a thing for SMG???Who me? Nah... ;)

There are two non-SMG ones there... there's a Britney and a Cathrine Bell... I tried to diversify :D

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Beej
G]http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/6.jpg[/IMG] (not by me :D)

http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/9.jpg

This isn't a desktop... but can we just pretend it is? ;)
http://www.futuremechanix.com/mr/10.jpg
No I've never stalked her :)
Only because I'm too far away :(


you have issues.

on other notes:

1. is that a real pic of her in the one not done by you? or is it photoshopped?

2. explain the idea behind the rendered in realtime bit... besides that steve said it.... why'd you chop it up and such...

3. who's the last girl?

[Beej]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
you have issues.True.
1. is that a real pic of her in the one not done by you? or is it photoshopped?Photoshopped :(
2. explain the idea behind the rendered in realtime bit... besides that steve said it.... why'd you chop it up and such...It was just a joke. My friend and I watched a MW a year od so back and thought it was funny, that's all. The pics are from screencaps from a Britney film clip... I just saw them on the Internet, saw what she was doing and it reminded me of Steve-o (scary, huh?) So I chucked them into a desktop and sent it to my friend as a joke. The pics are chopped up because that's the way it is in the film clip.3. who's the last girl? Cathrine Bell. The chick from JAG.

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Beej
Cathrine Bell. The chick from JAG.

you might even say shes the chick from JAG with the JUGS

:eek:

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Beej
True.
Photoshopped :(
It was just a joke. My friend and I watched a MW a year od so back and thought it was funny, that's all. The pics are from screencaps from a Britney film clip... I just saw them on the Internet, saw what she was doing and it reminded me of Steve-o (scary, huh?) So I chucked them into a desktop and sent it to my friend as a joke. The pics are chopped up because that's the way it is in the film clip.Cathrine Bell. The chick from JAG.

get help

that sucks

haha. makes sense now

ahh, never seen her. that's some interesting ass floss though. ha

[Beej]

Here's another one for ya :D

[There's plenty more where that came from...]

[Beej]

Originally posted by teabgs
you might even say shes the chick from JAG with the JUGSROTFLMAO! You could say that :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Beej
Here's another one for ya :D

[There's plenty more where that came from...]


OH MY CRAP SHES HOT!!!!!

Before tonight I knew not of Catherine Bell...now, I think I may be in love....


just dont tell the gf ;)

[jelloshotsrule]

haha. just gonna keep pouring em on eh? i'm not tired. and i'm bored. surprise surprise.

[Beej]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
haha. just gonna keep pouring em on eh?Heh... if you want... :)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
[B
ahh, never seen her. that's some interesting ass floss though. ha [/B]
you notised too, eh.
nice collection beej, you arn't alone in the SMG fan club she is quite nice.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Beej
Heh... if you want... :)

haha. don't matter to me. i'm surprised that so many people have so many of these desktops... it's funny to me. ha

[teabgs]

Beej...keep up the good work... ;)

I'm gonna get some shut eye now, but I expect good things from you in about 6 hours....

Catherine Bell is a good thing to wake up to, no?

:D

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by teabgs
Beej...keep up the good work... ;)

I'm gonna get some shut eye now, but I expect good things from you in about 6 hours....

Catherine Bell is a good thing to wake up to, no?

:D
probly the best thing in the world to wake up to, although i'd rather wake up next to her:D :D :D

[Beej]

Cathrine Bell. You know you want to.

:D

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by Beej
Cathrine Bell. You know you want to.

:D
count me in, i want to, i want to:D

[Beej]

La di da di daa...

I probably should study for my exam on tuesday rather than do this. Ah well, this is certainly better to look at...

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Beej
Cathrine Bell. You know you want to.

:D
Indeed I do! :D ;)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by Beej
La di da di daa...

I probably should study for my exam on tuesday rather than do this. Ah well, this is certainly better to look at...
much better, becides who needs to study for an exam on thurs. that is hapining on tues. you still have 4 days left.

[Beej]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple count me in, i want to, i want to:DOriginally posted by verbose101 Indeed I do! :D ;)See? I can just tell these things. I have a knack for it :)



Originally posted by Royal Pineapple much better, becides who needs to study for an exam on thurs. that is hapining on tues. you still have 4 days left. Heh... it's Friday night here :) I have 3 days :(

[Beej]

One more... for luck :)

Do you think I should stop now? Am I going to get told in trouble? Mwhahahahahahah!

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Beej
See? I can just tell these things. I have a knac for it :)

WOW! What can I say, you must be physic :p

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Beej
One more... for luck :)

Do you think I should stop now? Am I going to get told in trouble? Mwhahahahahahah!
Noooooooooo! Please keep 'em coming....they're very nice indeed ;)

[Beej]

Originally posted by verbose101

WOW! What can I say, you must be physic :p Oh well... I guess physic is better than pschyco... just... :)

[Beej]

verbose101 made me do it! You can't blame me!

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Beej
verbose101 made me do it! You can't blame me!
That's right, blame me, hehehehe :D
More! :p

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by teabgs



I must say that's an appropriate 4000th post...

ahh....thanker... :D

[Backtothemac]

Hey Beej. I really want that SMG where she is sitting in the chair with the blue background, and the one in the shower. Here is another Catherine Bell.

[Beej]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
Hey Beej. I really want that SMG where she is sitting in the chair with the blue background, and the one in the shower. Here is another Catherine Bell. Want them? As in, full size? PM me, we'll work something out. I'm off to bed now, I'll get back to you in the morning...

[mac15]

this has to be the coolest thread ever
I will post some chick pics soon :D
you should see the smile on my face now....hehehe

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by mac15
this has to be the coolest thread ever
I will post some chick pics soon :D
you should see the smile on my face now....hehehe
I'm really pleased with how this thread took off, it's great!
And so far I don't think anyones been offended by it :D

Looking forward to seeing some pics mac15.

[Backtothemac]

This young lass is from my wifes hometown. I actually curled up next to her one night at a bar in Lafayette having no idea she was Miss USA. This was also before I met my wife, and back when I was about 225, so, I looked better. Anyway, her name is Ali Landry, and she is smokin. The hottest women on the planet live in a little town in SouthWest Louisiana called Lafayette.

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
This young lass is from my wifes hometown. I actually curled up next to her one night at a bar in Lafayette having no idea she was Miss USA. This was also before I met my wife, and back when I was about 225, so, I looked better. Anyway, her name is Ali Landry, and she is smokin. The hottest women on the planet live in a little town in SouthWest Louisiana called Lafayette.
Damn, she is sooooo fit! Deffinatly wouldn't say no ;)
She was the doritos girl for the adds in the UK I think.

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by verbose101

Damn, she is sooooo fit! Deffinatly wouldn't say no ;)
She was the doritos girl for the adds in the UK I think.

She was Miss USA, and you are correct the doritos girl as well. She is a hottie too. I have a few more of her, I may put up once we go to another page.

Actually who do you like? Let me know and I will post that person.

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Backtothemac

Actually who do you like? Let me know and I will post that person.
What a tough question, there are so many that I like :D
A few more of Ali wouldn't go a miss though while I have a think ;)

...er...any Jenny McCarthy?

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Backtothemac


Actually who do you like? Let me know and I will post that person.

Well, I for one am partial to full figured brunettes :D

I like em curvy and proportional, and with cute faces....he he he...I should stop now...


*drool*

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by verbose101

What a tough question, there are so many that I like :D
A few more of Ali wouldn't go a miss though while I have a think ;)

...er...any Jenny McCarthy?

Ask and ye shall receive.

[jelloshotsrule]

alyssa milano! like teabgs..... yeah! ha

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
alyssa milano! like teabgs..... yeah! ha

Ask and ye shall receive. Here she is.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Backtothemac


Ask and ye shall receive. Here she is.

goodness gracious.... she is a looker.

[edesignuk]

This tread is getting a little to much, does anyone have a spare tissue? ;) :p

[edesignuk]

Can you believe this chick presents saturday morning childrens TV? well....it's one reason to get up! :D

[edesignuk]

And another....god damn carmen! :cool:
I have this as my login screen in Winblows XP.

[spuncan]

I've said before and I'll say it again the quality of computer graphics especially squaresoft is insane.

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by spuncan
I've said before and I'll say it again the quality of computer graphics especially squaresoft is insane.
Holy crap, that's the best lookin virtual girl I've ever seen! Even better than good old Lara, got anymore? ;)

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by verbose101

Holy crap, that's the best lookin virtual girl I've ever seen! Even better than good old Lara, got anymore? ;)

I have to agree with you here verbose. All right everyone. keep em coming.

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by spuncan
I've said before and I'll say it again the quality of computer graphics especially squaresoft is insane.
Guess what my new wallpaper is...that's right! :D
Here (http://www.epochicons.com/Downloads/desktop/maxim_ff_1024.jpg) she is in 1024 x 768, even if you resize to 1280 x 1024 in Photoshop it still looks great.

[edesignuk]

Time for antoher...
...there's nothing like a little bit of Kylie!
One of Australia’s most appreciated contributions to the world ;)

[spuncan]

yeah i do sort of. See what it was is that squaresoft (producer of ff:the spirits within) did this thing for maxim and put aki into a swimsuit. I am yet to find any other decent pics of other computer generated models :(
heres another pic for the people a little crazier
whatever i can't get it to work w/ out apple works which is on the other computer ill put it up as soon as i can :(

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


ha. you don't know me well enough yet to know i was being an ass...

but alas, you will... i figured britboy would come back with something funny. but not yet.
I did know u were messin, but I guess you did not get the 'british' humor in my reply :eek: , I was also being an a$$. hehehe

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by verbose101
Time for antoher...
...there's nothing like a little bit of Kylie!
One of Australia’s most appreciated contributions to the world ;)

Well, she is smokin. I have a few of her. Very nice looking lady. See I am old enough to remember when she did locomotion. he.he.

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Backtothemac


Well, she is smokin. I have a few of her. Very nice looking lady. See I am old enough to remember when she did locomotion. he.he.
hehehe, I downloaded the 'Locomotion' video from KaZaA the other day, she looks so young! It was quite strange seeing her back then.
But in my view she is now looking better than ever :D

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by verbose101

hehehe, I downloaded the 'Locomotion' video from KaZaA the other day, she looks so young! It was quite strange seeing her back then.
But in my view she is now looking better than ever :D

Oh, yea Dude, She is friggin smokin hot! I had heard that she is better known worldwide than Madonna. Can you believe that. Leave it to us Americans to forget about great musicians even though they have gone on to great careers in the world.

[edesignuk]

Well, it seems that B2TM and I may have a bit of a thing for Kylie (along with the rest of you I should think :p )
Does anyone out there have any good pics?

[edesignuk]

C'mon people! Lets see some more :D ...any more kylie...please...:p
(or anyone else ;) )

[Backtothemac]

Here are three more, then someone else needs to pony up with the pics.

[Backtothemac]

And here.

[Backtothemac]

And the last one.

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
And the last one.
That's a nice pic, I've seen it around before.
Nice one B2TM.

[edesignuk]

mmmm....louise....:D

[britboy]

Would you complain, if this was the sight that greeted you every morning when you turned on your computer?

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by britboy
Would you complain, if this was the sight that greeted you every morning when you turned on your computer?
I would just complain that it wasn't what I was waking next to ;)...if u know what I mean...hehehe...(dreams on...)

[edesignuk]

I wouldn't complain about this either...

[cb911]

she's in your screen! i got this one from deviantart.com (http://www.deviantart.com)


i've also got a few of Aki. anyone know of any other good Final Fantasy wallpaper sites?

[Beej]

Originally posted by cb911
she's in your screen!Sheesh... why would you keep her locked up in there? :D

[edesignuk]

Following on from this (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=121629#post121629) thread, it is now time to revive this fantastic thread...so here we go...:D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by verbose101
Following on from this (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=121629#post121629) thread, it is now time to revive this fantastic thread...so here we go...:D






THANK YOU!



:D :D :D

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by teabgs







THANK YOU!



:D :D :D
No problem, but now we need to see more pics from all you guys, so come on, bring 'em on!!!

[ShaolinMiddleFinger]

Originally posted by verbose101
Following on from this (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=121629#post121629) thread, it is now time to revive this fantastic thread...so here we go...:D

Sweet sexy mama! Dammmmmmmmmmm!:p

[vniow]

Damn, I've got a bunch, but none that wouldn't be deleted as soon as I put them up. I'm looking at editing some though....

[vniow]

Maybe this one's appropriate:

[King Cobra]

edvniow, email me the photos. I can censor them for you. :p :p :p :p :p

The extra :p was for luck. :rolleyes:

[vniow]

Thanks, but Microsoft's crappy paint program seems to be working for me now. Expect more soon.

[King Cobra]

I guess it doesn't always work.

Wait a minute! You're using windoze? Shame on you. :rolleyes:

Looks like I'll be watching. I have photos (censored), but I'm not sure if you'd like them. On my back-up computer I have a few pictures of one artist (all right, around 100). I could try to find something but it won't come close to the !!!!ography in edvniow's choice of n!, err, pic. :p

[vniow]

Here's another one:



Luv the shoes. have to get me some :D














And yes, I do use Windoze, I don't like it, but I'm on a budget and even if I could afford a Mac now, I'd still wait until MWSF.:)

[King Cobra]

edvniow, your first pic seems to jave been removed. I think it was too sexually graphic.

I think this thread is supposed to be more about pics like this. :cool:

[vniow]

I was afraid of that. I just deleted my second one. (If the first one was deleted, that one SURELY would have been. I did love the shoes though:D

[King Cobra]

That's all right. I saved the photos before they were deleted. :p :p :p :p

That way I can upload them again and again...

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[vniow]

I can e-mail the uncensored version of the second one if you want:D :D :D






Maybe I can post some photos of myself, I need a better dress though. :cool:

[King Cobra]

Nah. The photos you have are probably straight up pørn. That kind doesn't work for me. I'm not that much of a freak. :rolleyes:

The photos I like are the ones that have been posted for the last several pages, including the one I have.

If you have any non-pørn photos you can email me them. Send them to rf9h@loa.com whenever you like.

But I mean it: Make it look PG-13, not R, X, or :eek:.

Damn, why do always have to use so many different colors? :D

Anyways, I'll see what else I have.

[vniow]

Sorry, nothing under X (okay, maybe a couple R) but I'd love to see what else you've got. Loved that Gwen pic.:)

[King Cobra]

I'll have another one coming soon.

[King Cobra]

I really should have made you guys wait longer. :p

[King Cobra]

How many like blue? :D

[iH8Quark]

Originally posted by teabgs
let's get this thread back on track....

eeewwww....cottage cheese. :eek: :p

[vniow]

Ooooh, love the fuzzy bra! Wonder where she got that?




So many clothes, so little money.

[King Cobra]

Man, I'm a total geek. I just went through every photo on this thread and I just realized I made 50 posts today.

Ahh, whatcha gonna do? :)

I have seen a lot of "hot" photos, but with very few "happy" photos. How about this happy photo?

Enjoy. :)

[RowdyFROG]

Hooly Dooly. I spend far to much time working away from computer access. Since I have it today, I must add to this thread.

[Mr. Anderson]

what in the hell is going on here, necromancy (thread resurrection), gwen pics, too many text colors - ah, too much....

wouldn't it have been better just to start a new thread? Not that I'm complaining, mind you :D

D

[King Cobra]

>Not that I'm complaining, mind you :D

No, but you just added to this beautythread! :p

One more Gwen pic. Enjoy. :cool:

[Beej]

Originally posted by dukestreet
(thread resurrection)LOL nice one Duke! A good thread to bring back if ever there was one :)

Perhaps we need another Ms. Mac Rumors thread...

[King Cobra]

>Perhaps we need another Ms. Mac Rumors thread...

Damn. Just as I clicked onto the Community forums I started thinking about that.

>(duke)necromancy (thread resurrection)

So, architecture teaches you how to waste space, but nobody really cares. :D

I think I'm about to hit an all-time low for attachments. I downloaded (legally, of course) a video game preview. This one was from the upcoming volleyball beach game.

:D

[jelloshotsrule]

having seen that one gwen stefani pic with her underwear showing... it brougha question to mind..

am i the only one who digs the underwear showing up out of the pants? there's this ad at some store that is some girl standing with her back facing the camera and her thong is hanging out of her pants... dang. i want to take the picture home... ha!

[vniow]

Don't worry, you're not the only one. Did you notice the jewls along the edge of her panties? Where does she get her clothes?!! AAAAARGHH!!


Must...resist...urge...to...go...shopping...

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by Beej

Perhaps we need another Ms. Mac Rumors thread...

Actually, funny you should bring this up - I pm'd mymemory a week or so ago asking him to host Ms. Mac Rumors II - since he did such a good job on the first one - but I never got a response. Maybe someone should take it to task and start a thread?

D

[vniow]

Hmmmm, tempting, not sure I'd be up to the task though (newbie) but it sounds interesting.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by edvniow
Hmmmm, tempting, not sure I'd be up to the task though (newbie) but it sounds interesting.

trial by fire - here's the old thread (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?threadid=4791)

care to take a shot?

D

[vniow]

What the heck, I'll give it a shot, but what would I have to do to get this contest going?

[newmanium]

whats this? scantily clad women and i've been missing all of it? argh....oh well, here's some filipino goodness i can share ;)

[edesignuk]

Another for luck ;)

[mmmdreg]

My contribution
http://ctgameinfo.com/bzzr/images/desktops/Landry_up.jpg

[mmmdreg]

and one more...http://ctgameinfo.com/bzzr/images/desktops/jennifer_love_hewitt2.jpg

[edesignuk]

And another....mmmmmm.....:D

[jelloshotsrule]

regarding the ali landry pic about 4 above...

how does one get skin that smooth? it looks like it's computer generated or something! weird....

[Backtothemac]

All cajun women are like that. It is something in the air down there. When I first moved to Lafayette, I went to a bar there called Rays. There was this beautiful girl sitting there with a girl, and the girl left leaving, bingo, beautiful woman all alone. B2TM moves in. Buys her a few drinks, and bam, she breaks out the,

'you don't know who I am' line. Seriously. It was Ali Landry. My wife actually knows her. Crazy small world. She was Miss USA in 1996.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
regarding the ali landry pic about 4 above...

how does one get skin that smooth? it looks like it's computer generated or something! weird....

well, have you ever used the airbrush in photoshop - and some nice gaussian blur - you should see what they do for covers of magazines - stretch and tweak the image in every way imaginable to get the right *look*

D

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
She was Miss USA in 1996.

your wife or ali?

haha.

all cajun women have naturally airbrushed skin????


duke- that's what i was getting at.

i read an article about graphic designers who literally scale the pictures (making taller and thinner)... i think that's awesome. you know, how fake people are... it rules!







oh wait

[sparkleytone]

wow, the jennifer love hewitt and ali landry pics look just plain fake.

[bunton]

OLSEN TWINS

Post some olsen twins for the love of god!!!!!!!!!

[djwoolf]

Hey BTM i totally agree im from st charles parish and boy i grew up on beautiful women, beer, and good ol' fashoned partyin'.

I remeber my first day at Hahnville H.S....
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Ok im back.:) anyway like i was sayin' on that day."I'm gonna have a hard time passin the next four years!

[Beej]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
i read an article about graphic designers who literally scale the pictures (making taller and thinner)... i think that's awesome. you know, how fake people are... it rules!jello, if anyone called you shallow, I can't say they'd be far off... :p



Yeah the good ol' photoshop job to make women look sexier. It never works... wel, not if you know how they do it. One of the down sides to knowing photoshop - you can always see where it's been used, and always know how it's been used.

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by bunton
OLSEN TWINS

Post some olsen twins for the love of god!!!!!!!!!

See, that can get people my age put in jail. You need to start an under 18 Macrumors hot little girl thread, and verify that everyone entering the thread is under the age of 18. That way people my age won't go to jail and become Bubba'a boyfriend.

[teabgs]

I agree with B2TM...I dont even want to see any pics of the Olsen twins....I sure hope youre 13 or something...?


Did the Olsen Twins become a sex symbol with teens now? God thats scary if they are...

Here's a pic to hold ya'll over...

[Falleron]

Here is ANNA! This is one of my favourite pics at the moment.

Enjoy!!

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by Beej
jello, if anyone called you shallow, I can't say they'd be far off... :p



Yeah the good ol' photoshop job to make women look sexier. It never works... wel, not if you know how they do it. One of the down sides to knowing photoshop - you can always see where it's been used, and always know how it's been used.

that would be incorrect - I'll try and set up an example - it might be difficult given that the images might have already been *fixed*

D

[bunton]

Mary-Kate and Ashley are 16 and I am 17, face it they are hotter than any of these old lady pics you all ahve got up in here!!!!!!! http://http://mandafansite.tripod.ca/photography.htm

[edesignuk]

Just had to post this! WOW!!!!!!! It'll go nicely with my new copy of Jag (when it gets here!)

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Beej
jello, if anyone called you shallow, I can't say they'd be far off... :p


wow. i really ****ing hate you.





ha