Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

[mnkeybsness]

Take the test here (http://www.rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/).
This is me....
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/thatkid.jpg
More irritating than even that kid who you took a dislike to at school, you'll live on as one of the many reasons you'll never want to go back to being a child. The annoying laugh, that needling competitiveness with everything you do, the desire to be better, meaner, first, first, first, first, first ...

Remember when you taped his buttocks together, hung him from a tree and then swung from his gonads, chanting "I am the monkey king"? Even a full scale nuclear apocalypse won't shake off the little bastard, apparently.

[wordmunger]

I'm that kid you hated, too. I wonder if all mac users are.

[windowsblowsass]

im a new media professional one good thing the lady in the pictures using a mac

[rainman::|:|]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/ninjachild.jpgMust kill, ha ha, ha ha! Death! Playground antics! Cake and cheese! Yes! you're an Insane ninja child!

The blast must have hit you particularly strong, because you've gained a billion new superpowers and can take on anyone you want. Even that kid Gunrock-with-nine-arms from down the street. Only problem is, it's driven you completely insane and you now have a thirst for blood equalled only by your thirst for vengeance and peeing in the kitchen bin.

No, stop! That's what the toilet's for. Stop I say!

I'd say that's about right.

paul

[agreenster]

Im the kid in school who refused to take quizzes: even silly ones off of the internet...

[sonofslim]

It's not unusual to survive my, my, myyyyyy apocalypse, because you're everybody's favourite Welshman,

Tom Jones!

Forged from molten steel beneath the Earth's crust seven hundred million years ago, you are like a great big hairy Welsh crooner of iron. Which is just a well, because it's all-out death time! And great big steel fighting machines tend to survive that kind of thing.

It's good to know your music will live on. Truly, it is.

that's right... bring it, punk.

[wrc fan]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/ninjachild.jpg

I'd say that's about right.

paul

I got the Ninja too. Though I have no clue how...

[ExoticFish]

dang, i'm that kid you hated too... oh well. (goes back to playing with pin the fire-cracker to the ant hill)

[Capt Underpants]

Im the stupid hated kid too! :(

[themadchemist]

I, too, am the Ninja Kid. I don't know how, either. I was literally perplexed. I hit back and resubmitted to see if it just cycled randomly through the various options. No, it either dropped a cookie to keep its randomization the same or it's actually calculating it.

Something's f*cked up in Denmark, I say.

[JamesDPS]

Insane ninja child here, too.

[scem0]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/thatkid.jpg

I'm not disliked at school.... :(

:o ;)

scem0

[wdlove]

I also wasn't disliked inschool, so it's a suprising answer. :( :eek:

[RugoseCone]

I'm a ZOMBIE!!!

Brains! Need fresh brains!

[TEG]

Esta es Mí (This is me):

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/newmedia.jpg

Better shake off that radiation sickness and start preparing your IPO, because you're


A new media professional!


You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.

TEG

[Nanda Devi]

Hee Hee...

Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you're perhaps an insane joke on God's part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you're going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you've paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn't harm you? Are you a real cyborg? Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.

[gwuMACaddict]

It's not unusual to survive my, my, myyyyyy apocalypse, because you're everybody's favourite Welshman,


Tom Jones!


Forged from molten steel beneath the Earth's crust seven hundred million years ago, you are like a great big hairy Welsh crooner of iron. Which is just a well, because it's all-out death time! And great big steel fighting machines tend to survive that kind of thing.


It's good to know your music will live on. Truly, it is.



I ROCK

[Awimoway]

Okey dokey. ;)

Zombie!

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains Norman Lovett brains brains brains brains brains polenta brains mash brains brains James Belushi nobrains brains brains Anna Paquin mmbrains brains brains brains yeah brains yeah yeah yeah rock and roll brains brains.

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/zombie.jpg

Brains.

At least I'm prepared: I saw 28 Days Later

[Doctor Q]

This test seems very scientific. I'm glad they take the end of the world so seriously. :) :( :)

[Krizoitz]

That was quite possibly the stupidest thing I have seen all week. I want that 30 seconds of my life back! :mad:

[MrMacMan]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/newmedia.jpg

Better shake off that radiation sickness and start preparing your IPO, because you're



A new media professional!



You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.

You know what I want a quiz to have?


A Postive answer!

Ha!

[Opteron]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/ninjachild.jpg

[The_Dood]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/ninjachild.jpg

[kiwi_the_iwik]

Heh, cool -

I'm Arnie.

Bad films, kick-ass style and robotic performance. Just what I always wanted...

[leftbanke7]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/newmedia.jpg



You know what I want a quiz to have?


A Postive answer!

Ha!


Glad to know I'm not the only parasite!

And if my eyes don't deceive me, that's a Mac she's using!

[stoid]

Glad to know I'm not the only parasite!

And if my eyes don't deceive me, that's a Mac she's using!

YES! I'm catching some heavy duty hockey puck mouse action there! :D

[virividox]

imma arnold

[Raid]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/ninjachild.jpg

That's funny, because I train in Taijutsu... :)

[rueyeet]

I, too, am apparently a new media professional.

You missed the full-on war that caused the widespread death of so many people because you were making yourself another espresso at the company's snack kitchen. Your life isn't anything of value, but you're here anyway - might as well make the most of it and set up a .com to rent movies to half-melted soldier carcasses. A couple of banner ads and you'll be laughing, you sick new media parasite.

The truth of that second sentence haunts me.....for all of five minutes. Where's the espresso machine? :p

Though I'm not sure the results are accurate because I went from sensibly running from the rampaging hippos to chuckling quietly at the sure end of the human species and stoking my guilty fires with the bones of strangers. I think my mood shifted or something. heh.

[WinterMute]

I too am a child of the insane, ninja variety...

It's obviously a Mac thing.... :D