Quit whining and grab a pie.......

[mischief]

There has been entirely too much bruised-ego and diaper-rash in posting this week so I'm setting up another Pie Tournament. For those of you who didn't take part in the last 4-day virtual pie fight but want a free pot-shot at somebody, here's your chance.

A long slow pan over Urban sprawl, dip[ping down to 10 feet off the street, concrete and building whip past the camera..... ahead looms a Stadium. The Stadium is awash in noise, crowds chanting, hornd and drums..... the drowned roar of Gladiatorial combat. The camera shoots through the main entrance ramp and up above the field as the last carnage is dragged, hosed and swept away.

Mischief steps out from the shadows.... full UN Brevity Bureau uniform in Black... Huge patent Leather shoes slapping in quickstep, round red nose bouncing in time. He adresses the crowd:

" Ladies, Gentlemen and distinguished Demi-Gods. Today we have the second Macrumors Pie Fight for your amusement." A general roar of applause. " We have seen rivalries, acts of stupidity and posturing to rival professional wrestling. This Afternoon we settle the scores and get on with our lives. As Nobody has really pissed ME off... I will not be the first toss as usual."

Mischief signals into the wings and Mimes roll out weapons racks covered in exotica and fresh baked pastries. Cans of spray-whip cream on racks ten feet long follow.

mach@8tr is wheeled out duct-taped to a hand-truck and a huge bullseye erected behind him.

[britboy]

Could anyone else get away with posting this sort of thread? :p

*Filled with jealousy caused by a huge and wonderfully better-than-mine collection of gorgeous femmés, chucks (lol) a nice large lemon-flavoured meringue tart b2tm's way*

:D

[rainman::|:|]

hmm... if i understand this right...

*throws pies at alphatech and ambitiouslemon for being pissy*

:)

*throws pies at mach@8tr for that name*
*throws MANY pies at inhale420 for giving stoners a bad name*

how did those Acme Anvils get in there?

;)
pnw

[eyelikeart]

eyelikeart comes out of the shadows...he's got the look of hunger in his eyes... :eek:

he's got mcrain with a rope tied to his hands...dragging along behind him...

together, mischief & eye both leave their targets together in the middle of the room...nowhere to run or hide...

mischief hands eye a can...chocolate whipped cream...icy cold...

and with a can of extra fluffy in his own hand, mischief gives the signal to eye...

simultaneously, the two let out barbaric cries of war as they shake the cans for all their worth...

mcrain & mach@8tr let out faint cries of fear as they are doused with whipped cream from head to toe...

[big]

big draws a big *ACME* pie company building and dumps it on the lot of you.

[mcrain]

You know, I don't mind getting pied, but please don't lump me in with macsterbator or whatever his name is.

This, by the way, is hilarious. I'm getting pied because I have the audacity to tell someone that Arn has a rule against discussing warez and pirating on his website. I didn't tell him not to do it, just that he should censor himself a little better in accordance with the community policies.

As for getting pied, bring it on. Nothing you guys can say or do could possibly touch what I get on a daily basis from taxpayers.

[mischief]

Mischief's face contorts into a feral grin as he theatrically removes a feather from the folds of his costume.

" If you insist on being so serious..... I'll have to be more agressive."

The stage-mimes peel off mcrain's shoes and lash him to a frame. One runs off SR and returns with a nitrous tank and oxy mask. Mcrain mumbles some other surley thing before giggles set in as the gas begins it's work.

Mischief giggles insanely and begins madly tickling mcrain's feet.

[rainman::|:|]

Originally posted by mcrain
This, by the way, is hilarious. I'm getting pied because I have the audacity to tell someone that Arn has a rule against discussing warez and pirating on his website. I didn't tell him not to do it, just that he should censor himself a little better in accordance with the community policies.

i'm on your side here, you were following the rules as they are stated... but seriously, give it a freaking rest. be the bigger man, whatever. if you don't want other people taking your comments so personally, don't take getting pied so personally. i'd love to get pied, it means someone out there is paying attention to little ol' me ;)

pnw

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by paulwhannel
i'd love to get pied, it means someone out there is paying attention to little ol' me ;)

that's it...u getting a nice, fat coconut cream!!!

eye lunges for the pie table...grabs the tallest cream-standing pie he can get his hands on...

without hesitation...hurls it at paul....

SMACKOW!!! :eek:

[rainman::|:|]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
that's it...u getting a nice, fat coconut cream!!!

eye lunges for the pie table...grabs the tallest cream-standing pie he can get his hands on...

without hesitation...hurls it at paul....

SMACKOW!!! :eek:

*tear of joy*
you love me! you really love me!!

i'm not really into crossdressers, but hey...

;)
pnw

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by paulwhannel

i'm not really into crossdressers, but hey...


hmm...:rolleyes:

for that...u deserve a shot of mischief's seltzer bottle...he he he :D

[britboy]

Originally posted by paulwhannel

i'm not really into crossdressers, but hey...

;)
pnw


Oh my! That deserves a second helping :D

Countdown Started (http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/rocketcountdown.wav)

Pie on course.... (http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/misslebeep.wav)

*SMACK!!!* (http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/kickass.wav)

[mischief]

"What Haaaaave I started?"

" Strike up dat houkah!":D ;) :cool: :p

[rainman::|:|]

*covered in pies and seltzer, paul gives britboy and eyelikeart a BIG hug :) *

how about some banana creme? that's always been my favourite...

hehe :)
pnw

[amnesiac1984]

amnesiac doesn't piss about with these sweet, cream filled panzy pastries.

Bring on the Beef.

A silence falls over the croud as you large dark figure looms out of the tunnel.
you can feel the air vibrate with fear like a washing machine, but somehow not so noisy. in the distance a baby is crying only to be drowned out by a sudden all mighty roar.

amid women's screams you can hear brave men shouting "run for our lives, he's got steak and kidney"

not only has amneiac brought steak and kidney, but quicker than you can say copyright theft a huge dark round object flies out of his hand,

Mcrain has just enough time to say "BEEF AND BEER PIE" in utter shock before being knocked out could, his last feeling being the taste of warm english pub food!

as the others look at each other thinking, who's next? in a sick tiwst of events, amnesiac proceeds to roll out a checkered cloth on the floor, sit down, poor out a glass of beer and quietly and delicately nibble at his pies,

"anyone wanna join me, i hate seeing ood food go to waste"

[eyelikeart]

(attempting to step over the remnants of beef in puddles of beer)

eyelikeart stands back and is proud of what he's witnessing...newbies getting in on the action...

truly a site to behold :D

[krossfyter]

*krossfyter eats all the pie mess*

dig it.

[teabgs]

EXT. STADIUM HIGH NOON

A deep low RUMBLING is heard in the distance. It gets louder and faster, building up speed and rapidly approaching the stadium's northern walls.

Meanwhile a helicoptor is seen off in the distance rapidly making its way to the southern wall of the stadium.

As the rumbling turns into a deep rolling bass the crowd and pie-gladiators pause and looks to the walls. With a crash and explosion a hole is blown into the side of Wall just big enough for an 18 wheeler to fit through.

As the debris stops falling and the smoke begins to clear a rig is just making its way through the hole at 90mph. It makes its way into the stadium whereupon the driver slams on the brake causing the rig to fish-tail spilling bodies all over the field to add to whomever already is in the stadium.

Among those brought into the stadium are Dukestreet the Old, AmibitiousLemon the Whinny Crybaby, Jellshotsrule the Drunken Hick Baffoon, Rower_CPU the Nerd, Britboy the Crooked Tooth, AlphaTech the Merciless, Krossfyter the Freak, Beej the Kangaroo "Lover", Mymemory the Revolutionary, just to name a few.

The crowd stares in disbelief as the hole in the Wall is well under repair and blocked by a mass of pie wielding clowns. With no escape the Pie slinging MUST go on...

The helicoptor has reached the stadium and is hovering over head. Over a megaphone a voice is heard. The voice, of TEABGS.

"Those of you who have already participated, prepare yourself. Those of you whom I had captured and brought here today, fear for you lives. None shall be left behind, but all shall perish by my hand. Brace yourself for the pie slinging that will ensue. I am your god now, nobody can save you but yourself. Give in to me and it will be quick. Resist, and ye shall feel the wrath."

muaahahahahaha!

With that Teabgs leaps from the helicopter armed with cans of whipped cream and an arsenal of personal sized cherry pies. As he falls to the ground the assault begins...

*splat*

:D

*splat*

:D

*splat*

the peons disperse to all areas of the stadium fearing the wrath of teabgs.

what will happen to the pie-gladiators? Stay tuned and ye shall find out...

[McFreggle]

Thank God for the Belgian pie throwers!

k.

[jelloshotsrule]

hglm (eyelikeart)

me thinks you've been winking at paul a bit much.... he's taking this banana cream pie thing a bit far.... hahaha!

i would have to knock out a few of queen mum boy's crooked teeth with some rock pies....

and i'd laugh my ass off at teasac trying to throw pies as he downs another bottle of jack, stumbling over his drunken self.

meanwhile, dignan flies in from nowhere on a pole vault with some laughing gas. then. it all begins...

[Hemingray]

*looks down, picks up a pie, hits himself square on*

Ha! Who needs you when I can just pie myself! :p

[britboy]

Jello takes a breather, his life as a drunkard sapping his stamina. Using b2tm as a human shield, he thinks he's safe.

*THWACK!!!!*

Out fo the blue a spinning pie laced with yellow, jagged teeth squelches into his face.

Britboy cackles, and quietly slinks away whilst no-one's watching.....

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by britboy
Jello takes a breather, his life as a drunkard sapping his stamina. Using b2tm as a human shield, he thinks he's safe.

*THWACK!!!!*

Out fo the blue a spinning pie laced with yellow, jagged teeth squelches into his face.

Britboy cackles, and quietly slinks away whilst no-one's watching.....

first off, i'd also have the massive nerd (row-dog) protecting me... thus, i get two monstrous size people as human shields.....

the teeth in the pie is a nice touch.

as i pick them out of my face, i pour a nasty brew of alkie into some jello.... making a fire jello pie.... i throw it at your toothless grin and the heavy alcohol seeps into your face and sneaks into your mouth. you are done for. the liquid hits your stomach and you pass out quickly. drunker than teasac and still toothless...

bite into that one biiiiiiatch

[j763]

he really should get out of our way...

[j763]

hmmm... i wonder who threw that pie at bill??? no, it couldn't be.... or could it? double-crossing ballmer??? the plot thickens.

[britboy]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule

the teeth in the pie is a nice touch.

as i pick them out of my face, i pour a nasty brew of alkie into some jello.... making a fire jello pie.... i throw it at your toothless grin and the heavy alcohol seeps into your face and sneaks into your mouth. you are done for. the liquid hits your stomach and you pass out quickly. drunker than teasac and still toothless...

bite into that one biiiiiiatch


I thought you'd like the teeth :D

In his druken stupor, britboy dreams a dream that should never have been dreamt. Jello's face is looming dark, with light-brown fuzzy bum-fluff for a beard, planning the coup-de-grace, confused by not knowing what the heck that means.... :p .......

I had thought to surplant your mug onto the picture of eye that duke did last week, but i thought i'd spare everyone that particular horror :D

[teabgs]

...Teabgs lands in the center of the arena, and quickly releases the parachute, freeing himself to fights among the common...He glances left and sees Eyelikeart winking at him.

;)

Infuriated by the taunting teabgs reaches for his holster and pulls out a modified super soaker filled with watered down chocolate syrup. *pffssssssssssplat!* Teabgs leaves eye lying on the ground drowning in syrup.

Teabgs (Tea from here on)looks up and sees the pompous Mischief sitting in the stands laughing and being fed grapes by 12 year old Polynesian boys, all being fanned by Winky the Monkey.

Tea runs past the pie covered villains and to the stands. He jumps ont Duke's back and pushes off to jump within 10 feet of Mischief, who tries to run at this point. Mischief runs up the stairs trying to avoid the pie slinging, but trips on a step. He turns around and Tea is standing over him with a nice warm Apple Pie.

With a small smile Tea lets out a hardy "he he he". *splat*

Back to the field Tea goes, he heads for Jelloshotsrule but is cut of by his hefty side kick RowNerd...

Rower_CPU "I won't let you get to Jello. I live for battle, behold my glory!"
Tea "So you think you can stand against me?"
Rower_CPU "I know abstract words that have made grown men weap"
Tea "Enough talk fiend!"

Tea pulls out his pie-saber from under his cloak.
Rower pulls out his...it's significantly smaller.

[Piesaber fight]

Tea is victorious but Paulwhannel comes to RowNerd's aid.

Paulwhannel "You will pay for that. I never got to tell him that I love him"

Tea grabs a pie from the nearby pie-shelf
Tea"Here's pie in your eye, Whannel!"

*splat*

Tea "Ha ha, there are none that can stand against me!"

He glances up from the bodies of Rower and Paul covered in whipped cream, pastry shells, and various toppings. his eyes focus on Jello.

Jello stares back from across the stadium.

They run at each other neither are armed but each is fixed on the others every move.

They push the weak out of the way, to clear a path for battle. They near each other and get themselves ready, pie in hand...

Suddenly a magazine falls out of Jello's cloak, it's a copy of "Big Fat Burly Men".

The men pause. Tea looks at Jello in disgust.

Jello "Krossfyter gave it to me"
Tea "Tell it to the cows"

Tea flings a pie at Jello who bends down to pick up his mag. When the pie flies just above his head he pulls out a can of whipped cream. He shakes it well and lets it fly....

Tea ducks narrowly missing the onslaught. Mrs.B2TM gets the hit.

Both Tea and Jello look at the Mrs. who give call to the big guy himself....B2TM.

B2TM goes for Jello with two lemon merange pies, one in each hand. Jello's eyes widen in fear.

Just as B2TM gets wound up to let the pies fly Tea sticks out his leg and trips him. The pies fly into the air and land on B2TM's face.

Tea "Jello's mine, back off, or I'll come for you next."

B2TM wipes the pie off his face in shame, Tea looks up and Jello is nowhere to be seen.

Tea looks around, and sees Jello hiding behind Britboy.

Tea's eyes focus on Britboy.

Britboy smiles....he has no teeth.

What will happen next? Stay tuned for more, and dont let the pies hit you on the way out! NOOCH

[Rower_CPU]

Put simple, monosyllabic words in my mouth, will you?!?!?

Rower_CPU shakes off the meager remains of teabgs' pie-saber, Key Lime running down his face, and calls out:
"Don't you know anything? The impact of a substantially large enough pie-saber will only knock its target unconscious for a short period of time, whereas a smaller, more adeptly wielded one will dispatch its target with great ease. In other words, it's not the size of the saber, but how you use it."

Rower leaps to his feet and pulls out his back up saber, a Strawberry-Rhubarb device that glows with an infernal light. He gets into his fighting stance, looks up at teabgs and then throws down the gauntlet: :p :p :p

[britboy]

We need more newbies here! To date the only junior members to participate in the pie-fest are big and amnesiac. The rest of you, take heart, and join in! Together, you far outweigh those who number in the 1000 posts or more (although, we have rower and bt2m.... ;)).

Show your worth!

Prove yourselves to be fully-fledged members, willing to stand up and be counted!

Pretty please? :D

[jelloshotsrule]

what happens when one has an inny for a lightsaber?

what the *#%#$?

row-nerd, cover me as i fill this bottle of alkie with pie filling.... oh, and it very well may be poisonous..... but teasac won't even bother taking the time he'll just suck it down like anything else with even .0000000001% alkie.

as teasac stumbles on his feet.... i slam some headphones on him which blast at max volume

"you've got mail" in that annoying as ****e voice.

over and over and over again

teasac collapses...

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by britboy
In his druken stupor, britboy dreams a dream that should never have been dreamt. Jello's face is looming dark, with light-brown fuzzy bum-fluff for a beard, planning the coup-de-grace, confused by not knowing what the heck that means.... :p .......

I had thought to surplant your mug onto the picture of eye that duke did last week, but i thought i'd spare everyone that particular horror :D

ahhh, nah, it's cool. i shaved. too hot in the summer...

you can do whatevs you want with my mug. though i never bought one. what? oh yeah horror.... thing is, don't even need to touch up your photo, it's horrible in itself.

what with all the nasty teeth and whatnot.

pie in the eye!

[AlphaTech]

AlphaTech appears from the shadows, chuckling evilly at all the carnage and the divided fools.

Pulling from the folds of the black (blacker then a depths of space) overcoat a pair of repeating pie throwers. Taking aim at paulwhannel, AlphaTech just grins and opens fire on him. The impact of the repeated hits knocking him off of his feet and finally from the stadium.

A stray shot hits eyelikeart ;) (had to bro) :D as AlphaTech opens up on mcrain and mischief. With a wide sweeping motion AlphaTech clears the arena and then simply fades back into the shadows to watch the aftermath.

muahahahahahahahaaaa

[agreenster]

Originally posted by mcrain
This, by the way, is hilarious. I'm getting pied because I have the audacity to tell someone that Arn has a rule against discussing warez and pirating on his website. I didn't tell him not to do it, just that he should censor himself a little better in accordance with the community policies.

As for getting pied, bring it on. Nothing you guys can say or do could possibly touch what I get on a daily basis from taxpayers.

Christ. You still dont get it, do you? Its not about the subject matter. its how you have such a 'better than thou' attitude and are generally annoying with your legal-babble. Thats as simple as i can make it. Do you get it yet?

And your burgular analogy back on the other thread doesnt apply in this entire situation. I wasnt talking about anyone being caught in the wrong and bitching about it. I was ticked at you because you are annoying enough to be the little Arn sidekick and ruin a (up to that point) good thread by telling someone to censor their posts. If arn wants a thread or post censored, he'll do it, and he doesnt need your brown-nosing *ss doing it for him.

Consider yourself pied.

[mr.w]

Originally posted by agreenster


Christ. You still dont get it, do you? Its not about the subject matter. its how you have such a 'better than thou' attitude and are generally annoying with your legal-babble. Thats as simple as i can make it. Do you get it yet?

And your burgular analogy back on the other thread doesnt apply in this entire situation. I wasnt talking about anyone being caught in the wrong and bitching about it. I was ticked at you because you are annoying enough to be the little Arn sidekick and ruin a (up to that point) good thread by telling someone to censor their posts. If arn wants a thread or post censored, he'll do it, and he doesnt need your brown-nosing *ss doing it for him.

Consider yourself pied.

Chill man... you need a few hits of some THC pie... geeze, get over it, it's old news.

[mr.w]

hmmm, who should I pie????????? screw it, I'll just eat the pie.

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by mr.w
hmmm, who should I pie????????? screw it, I'll just eat the pie.

Sounds like somebody has the munchies...:p :D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


Sounds like somebody has the munchies...:p :D

I hear that...I always go to bed hungry...he he he ;)

on that note...I will not be throwing another pie till the morning...

I wonder who will get pied during the night??

[krossfyter]

im high on pie ! (said in the cartman from south park voice)

[britboy]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule

you can do whatevs you want with my mug. though i never bought one. what? oh yeah horror.... thing is, don't even need to touch up your photo, it's horrible in itself.



I meant mug as in your face. Ah well.... young people these days..... ;) :D


With a sly shift in posture, britboy ceases his taunting of jello, spins and lets fly a quick-fire burst of pies, aimed dead on at mr.w, who is too busy gorging himself to notice. *SPLUDGE!!!*

mr.w, shocked and surprised, promptly regurgitates all that lovely pie he'd been eating. The fumes permeate every corner of the arena, leaving the contestants gagging for air.

mr.w has just called the collective wrath of every member upon himself!

;) :D

[McFreggle]

Originally posted by j763
hmmm... i wonder who threw that pie at bill??? no, it couldn't be.... or could it? double-crossing ballmer??? the plot thickens.

No, it happened right here in Belgium, I tell you! That makes Belgians sooo very cool in the Mac-community - we managed to throw a pie at Bill Gates! Isn't that great?

:D

k.

[britboy]

Originally posted by McFreggle


No, it happened right here in Belgium, I tell you! That makes Belgians sooo very cool in the Mac-community - we managed to throw a pie at Bill Gates! Isn't that great?

:D

k.


It was my favourite article in the news that day :D WTG Belgian mac users!

Probably carried out by mischief's evil twin brother. Oh, hang on. Which one was the evil one again? ;)

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by britboy


Probably carried out by mischief's evil twin brother. Oh, hang on. Which one was the evil one again? ;)

the one with the goatee....pie him!!

oh wait...that's my evil twin...hmm...:rolleyes:

oh hell with it! get him....sonofeyelikeart!!!!! :eek: :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


the one with the goatee....pie him!!


Ummmmm, I have a goatee, really I do... :D

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by britboy
I meant mug as in your face. Ah well.... young people these days..... ;) :D


no really fool (just kidding queen mum's arse kisser know i'm kidding please don't get mad at me people)

glad to see you moved on to a lesser challenge... ie. mr w. ha!

just waiting to see what type of novel teasac will come up with today. what a drunkard. (oh i'm kidding again, don't get mad!)

[britboy]

Originally posted by jello


no really fool


:mad: :mad: :mad:

Damn, i think i'm having a real problem with the american sense of humour today..... :rolleyes:

I'm still waiting for mr.w to counter. Guess he's too busy eating..... ;) :D

[mr.w]

Originally posted by britboy


With a sly shift in posture, britboy ceases his taunting of jello, spins and lets fly a quick-fire burst of pies, aimed dead on at mr.w, who is too busy gorging himself to notice. *SPLUDGE!!!*

mr.w, shocked and surprised, promptly regurgitates all that lovely pie he'd been eating. The fumes permeate every corner of the arena, leaving the contestants gagging for air.

mr.w has just called the collective wrath of every member upon himself!

;) :D

Damn... that always seems to happen to me. How embarrassing. Oh well, I'll just aim it @ britboy :)

[AlphaTech]

Hey britboy, don't get your knickers in a twist... :p :D

I have to say, I like your tar better then what jelloshotsrule has up. I think he has done more then a few too many of those jello-shots. :D

Appearing just long enough to nail jelloshotsrule with a few pies to the head. :D

[britboy]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Hey britboy, don't get your knickers in a twist... :p :D



Do you by any chance go by the name Deathlok2001 (http://www.spymac.com/forums/index.php?board=9;action=display;threadid=1487;start=0) on certain other sites? :D

[mischief]

It suddenly dawns on the Demi-Gods that nobody knows what mischief looks like out of his costume as his 2 pie-covered doubles walk to the centre of thr arena and begin a mad riverdance-style Jig. Mischief grins (sans makeup) anonimously from the crowd as the mayhem unfolds and taps a few instructions into the tiny keypad in his jacket cuff.

agreenster is brought out on a knife-thrower's wheel by 4 mimes to a Kazoo fanfare and left beside the inert mach@8tr and still twitching-with-giggles mcrain.


Popcorn anyone??:D

[mr.w]

How did you think of your tar anyway... do you like caterpillars or something? And just to stay on topic ... wana go havzie w/ me on some "really good" pie???

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by britboy



Do you by any chance go by the name Deathlok2001 (http://www.spymac.com/forums/index.php?board=9;action=display;threadid=1487;start=0) on certain other sites? :D

Other sites???? There are other sites on the internet??? wow... LOL

Nope, don't go by that handle, never have either...

[britboy]

Originally posted by mr.w
How did you think of your tar anyway... do you like caterpillars or something? And just to stay on topic ... wana go havzie w/ me on some "really good" pie???


I just love bugs. Mmmmmm, snails.... oh, sorry, that's eyelikeart ;)

A while back whilst surfing around i saw this picture (it was a still with an empty glass and the pink eyes). It cracked me up, so i decided to use it. Seeing as how it was a good size for a tar, that's what it ended up as :)

It's been through several iterations since i first started using it, and i'll probably continue to add little subtle changes every so often. There's plenty of room for change - the maximum size for an avatar is 20k, and so far i'm only using 12k for 40-odd frames of animation :p

(mr.w has in the meantime fallen asleep with boredom, leaving him wide open to attacks)

*SPLAT!!!*


btw, wtf is "havzie"? Crazy, perhaps?

[mr.w]

Damn narcolepsy... (mr.w wakes up to the sweet taste of peanut butter and jelly pie ( mmmmmmm ) and decides to gorge himself once again :) )




(come to me 100)

[eyelikeart]

eyelikeart's back on the scene...after a short night of rest, he's feeling a bit frisky today...;)

first he hits the pie table...finds a nice & sloppy cherry pie...not quite finished setting...messy enough to wreak havoc on whom it's thrown upon...

looking around...eyelikeart doesn't feel moved enough to claim a target...

setting the pie on the ground...resting on one knee...looking in the distance...

Alas! who do we see here fresh from a newbie bbq? :eek:

slowly eye rises...pie in hand...creeping up with the sinister instinct of a venomous snake on the prowl...

slowly...closer...closer...

sneaking up right behind Alpha...a light tap on his shoulder...

turns around...SMACKOW!!!! :D

eyelikeart flees the scene...never being seen... ;)

[AlphaTech]

Why you LITTLE!!!! LOL!!!

Retrieving the revamped pie repeaters from the depths of the overcoat, I open fire on anyone and everyone... Clearing the mess from my eyes (damn your eyes, eyelikeart) I set the repeaters to 'eyelikeart seeking' and open up with a salvo. Launching a dozen pies, all homing in on eyelikeart, circling him before all striking at once. Nailing him from all sides, eyelikeart collapses into a mass of messy, gooey, half-baked pies. :D

Bring it on Bubba... muahahahahahahahahahaaaa :D

[amnesiac1984]

i wish i could work for mr kipling's bakery. spend all day filling tarts with cream :D :D

Thats no joke, i really like cream filled pies!! :D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by McFreggle
Here is the Belgian Pie-throwing team!!

Thank God for the Belgian pie throwers!

k.
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k.

And team moxie steps in the coliseum with a thousand pies to spray McFreggle with for his Apple PDA rumor sig.

:D :D :D :D

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
I have to say, I like your tar better then what jelloshotsrule has up. I think he has done more then a few too many of those jello-shots. :D

Appearing just long enough to nail jelloshotsrule with a few pies to the head. :D

well obviously. you'd never want to give up your right to shoot whomever you want and you wouldn't think of not eating meat for 10 minutes... it really was just an inside joke with me and cleo... and a few others would get it..

plus, britboy's is a good tar.

as for your sense of humour britboy... it's cool. i just didn't put in the disclaimer like i should have "i didn't get a mug" (i'm just kidding i know you meant face but i was using it as a pun....) blah

halvsies is going half and half on something. e.g. "let's go halvsies on a pizza" and then you and someone else each pay 50% (ie half). got it now mum?

[mr.w]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule

halvsies is going half and half on something. e.g. "let's go halvsies on a pizza" and then you and someone else each pay 50% (ie half). got it now mum?

thank you jello... i think britboy is just sssssssssssssssllllllllllloooooooooooowwwwww in the head. ( or it's just some stupid american thing :) )

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by mr.w
thank you jello... i think britboy is just sssssssssssssssllllllllllloooooooooooowwwwww in the head. ( or it's just some stupid american thing :) )

it's a liiiiil bit of both.

[McFreggle]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


And team moxie steps in the coliseum with a thousand pies to spray McFreggle with for his Apple PDA rumor sig.

:D :D :D :D

A thousand pies is a lot... which kind of pies?

k.

PS: I can't help it... Everywhere I go, I only see all around me 'PDA!' 'PDA!'. Try to resist it...
Must - not - post - PDA - rumor - !

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by McFreggle


A thousand pies is a lot... which kind of pies?

k.

PS: I can't help it... Everywhere I go, I only see all around me 'PDA!' 'PDA!'. Try to resist it...
Must - not - post - PDA - rumor - !

333 apple pies, 333 custard, 328 coconut cream and 6 pies topped with homemade whipped cream and strawberries. :)

Sick as I am of hearing about PDAs and iPods becomeing PDAs

Though I do sense the sarcasm in your sig.... ;)

[britboy]

Originally posted by mr.w


thank you jello... i think britboy is just sssssssssssssssllllllllllloooooooooooowwwwww in the head. ( or it's just some stupid american thing :) )


Huh?

In my defense, i've never heard of the term "havzies". Perhaps if you darn americans would learn how to spell...... ;)

[mr.w]

Originally posted by britboy



Huh?

In my defense, i've never heard of the term "havzies". Perhaps if you darn americans would learn how to spell...... ;)

I thenk et's jest a made upe wurd??? c'mon it's not like the british don't have a bunch of crazy words...

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by mr.w


I think it's just a made up word??? c'mon it's not like the britishdon't have a bunch of crazy words...

As well as wacked spellings... I mean, come on, who would put a 'u' in color??? :rolleyes: :D :p I think they are just 'u' nuts over there... :D Probably caused by all those knotted knickers. :D

[iGav]

Originally posted by mr.w


I think it's just a made up word??? c'mon it's not like the britishdon't have a bunch of crazy words...

We can invent what we want... we invented the language..... :p :p :p

You stole it....... :eek: :eek: :p :p :p

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by britboy

Huh?

In my defense, i've never heard of the term "havzies". Perhaps if you darn americans would learn how to spell...... ;)

well i don't really say it much less spell it out.

jerk.

the redcoats are coming, the redcoats are coming!

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by iGAV


We can invent what we want... we invented the language..... :p :p :p

You stole it....... :eek: :eek: :p :p :p

As with most things you guys started, we made it better... :p :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
the redcoats are coming, the redcoats are coming!

Quick, get some towels. :D :eek: :eek: :eek:

[mr.w]

Originally posted by iGAV


We can invent what we want... we invented the language..... :p :p :p

You stole it....... :eek: :eek: :p :p :p

still bitter about your colonies???

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


As with most things you guys started, we made it better... :p :D

Well, the british stole rock and roll from us and have only made it better.

The Beatles, The Kinks, The Who, Yardbirds, The Smiths, Oasis, Blur, Madness, et. al.

So I pie alpha for thinking we steal from the brits and make better. Sometimes it works in reverse. :) ;)

m

[britboy]

Originally posted by mr.w


still bitter about your colonies???


We still have a couple left.

Not bitter at all though. Personally i'm elated to not have anything to do with a country that elected W to be their president :D

Go choke on that one ;)


*SPLAT!*

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by britboy



We still have a couple left.

Not bitter at all though. Personally i'm elated to not have anything to do with a country that elected W to be their president :D

Go choke on that one ;)


*SPLAT!*

Touche Britboy! :)

nice one. Now I'll pie you for being in a country that's inflicted upon us Hugh Grant and Tony Blair :) :)

a nice big banana creme pie. :)

[iGav]

Originally posted by britboy



We still have a couple left.

Not bitter at all though. Personally i'm elated to not have anything to do with a country that elected W to be their president :D

Go choke on that one ;)


*SPLAT!*

Hee hee... now eat those words..... :p :p :p

[mr.w]

Originally posted by britboy



We still have a couple left.

Not bitter at all though. Personally i'm elated to not have anything to do with a country that elected W to be their president :D

Go choke on that one ;)


*SPLAT!*

Just for the record... as you probably know, more people actually voted for Gore (not that he would be THAT much better) damn electoral college.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


Well, the british stole rock and roll from us and have only made it better.

The Beatles, The Kinks, The Who, Yardbirds, The Smiths, Oasis, Blur, Madness, et. al.

So I pie alpha for thinking we steal from the brits and make better. Sometimes it works in reverse. :) ;)

m

Do you forget what rock was based on?? A nice American innovation called Jazz. Don't forget about the Blues either... :p

As for rock... whatever, I prefer metal (a la Metallica :D).

[iGav]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


Touche Britboy! :)

nice one. Now I'll pie you for being in a country that's inflicted upon us Hugh Grant and Tony Blair :) :)

a nice big banana creme pie. :)

Ah...... Tony Blair President Of The United States of Europe :D

[AlphaTech]

Launching a dozen pies at iGav, and his twisted, cross-dressing other self, iGavina... That would be a dozen each. :D Making it custard pie for iGavina... I've been meaning to ask, does iGavina wax his/her bikini line?? *ouch* LMAO!

[iGav]

Originally posted by mr.w


Just for the record... as you probably know, more people actually voted for Gore (not that he would be THAT much better) damn electoral college.

That's no excuse..... I can't believe people actually voted for Dubya in the first place..... :eek: :D :p

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


Do you forget what rock was based on?? A nice American innovation called Jazz. Don't forget about the Blues either... :p

As for rock... whatever, I prefer metal (a la Metallica :D).

Yea. If you read my post you'd see that I said that the brits stole rock from us and made it better. ;) Ala the bands i mentioned. :)


QUOTE]Originally posted by iGav

Ah...... Tony Blair President Of The United States of Europe
[/QUOTE]

Darn funny!

[britboy]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


nice one. Now I'll pie you for being in a country that's inflicted upon us Hugh Grant and Tony Blair :) :)



I'll apologise and accept a pieing for Hugh Grant if you do likewise for making David Hasselhof a household name ;)

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
Well, the british stole rock and roll from us and have only made it better.

The Beatles, The Kinks, The Who, Yardbirds, The Smiths, Oasis, Blur, Madness, et. al.

So I pie alpha for thinking we steal from the brits and make better. Sometimes it works in reverse. :) ;)


well i don't like any of those bands you named. especially not oasis. yuck.

so i pie you for assuming all us americans like those crazy british rockers... at least you didn't include the rolling stones....

[iGav]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Launching a dozen pies at iGav, and his twisted, cross-dressing other self, iGavina... That would be a dozen each. :D Making it custard pie for iGavina... I've been meaning to ask, does iGavina wax his/her bikini line?? *ouch* LMAO!

"But iGav with a flick of the hips (cos it's damn hard to run in heels!!) that Elvis would be proud of, avoids them all...."
Muhahahahahahahahahahah.......

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by britboy
I'll apologise and accept a pieing for Hugh Grant if you do likewise for making David Hasselhof a household name ;)

apologiZe!!! ha

the funny thing about hasselhoff is that he was never really popular here. it was the crazy euros (especially germans) that made him so big..... so don't blame us totally...

also, good call igav on the pres of the us of europe..

and how we voted for w... well, our government is corrupt, that's how. gore would be just as bad. either way they're owned.. word.

ps. tony blair and g.w. bush are bed buddies anyhow.

[iGav]

Originally posted by britboy



I'll apologise and accept a pieing for Hugh Grant if you do likewise for making David Hasselhof a household name ;)

I think it'd take more than just one pie for the damage done by David Hasselhoff...... and you're in Germany too.... where the fu*ker is like the most popular man in the country......

I'd load that fully automatic, laser targetting 1000 pies a minute pie launcher if I were you!!! :D :p

[mr.w]

Originally posted by iGAV


That's no excuse..... I can't believe people actually voted for Dubya in the first place..... :eek: :D :p

I'm amazed too. It's really stupid what type of decisions people make when thier $$$ is involved. Damn republicans. They choose to look at the short term rather then the long... e.g. drilling in one of the last untoutched ecosystems in America (arctic wildlife refuge) for a measly 6 years of additional oil.

Let's toss a few thousand pies in their direction :) Bdub - I've got a nice ****** pie that has your name written all over it.

[iGav]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
ps. tony blair and g.w. bush are bed buddies anyhow.

Oh good God... can you imagine the offspring...... :eek: :eek: :D

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by iGAV
Oh good God... can you imagine the offspring...... :eek: :eek: :D

bad teeth and an even worse combo of british and hick accent... oh man

mr. w- gore wouldn't be much better, don't fool yourself. he's just owned by different corporations. still owned nonetheless.

[iGav]

Originally posted by mr.w

Let's toss a few thousand pies in their direction :) Bdub - I've got a nice ****** pie that has your name written all over it.

Make sure you avoid Tony Blair P.O.T.U.S.O.E otherwise if he goes... we'll have John "2 jags" Prescott in power....... :rolleyes: then we're all doomed!! although he throws a mean left hook..... :p

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by iGAV


Oh good God... can you imagine the offspring...... :eek: :eek: :D

a stupid man with no personality. Scarrrrrrrrrrrrry

I refuse to apologize for David Hasselhoff until Any brits here apologize for Charles and his dumbo ears. :)

[iGav]

Okay then.... to settle the Yankees Vs The Brits arguments...... I think that if it's a USA-England final in the world cup.......then the winner should take over the losers country..... (diplomatically of course yankees....) so that means that you Yankees start spelling properly and drinking real ale.........get rid of Dubya in favour of Tony Blair P.O.T.U.S.O.E as you're leader, and drop Harleys in favour of Triumphs.......

And if we lose... you can still have Tony Blair P.O.T.U.S.O.E...........

Good deal or what??? :p :p :p

[mr.w]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


mr. w- gore wouldn't be much better, don't fool yourself. he's just owned by different corporations. still owned nonetheless.

where did I say that Gore would be better

Originally posted by mr.w

Just for the record... as you probably know, more people actually voted for Gore (not that he would be THAT much better)

... I completely agree with you - the green party is the way to go. Corperate america has complete control over America, especially tobacco and energy companies.

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by iGAV
Okay then.... to settle the Yankees Vs The Brits arguments...... I think that if it's a USA-England final in the world cup.......then the winner should take over the losers country..... (diplomatically of course yankees....) so that means that you Yankees start spelling properly and drinking real ale.........get rid of Dubya in favour of Tony Blair P.O.T.U.S.O.E as you're leader, and drop Harleys in favour of Triumphs.......

And if we lose... you can still have Tony Blair P.O.T.U.S.O.E...........

Good deal or what??? :p :p :p

You know, I prefer triumphs to harleys, though an Indian is SO the way to go (sorry alpha, pie away.) :) :)

Good idea though. I'd be rooting for the brits... at least they have the dole. :)

[mischief]

With a simian shriek of psychotic glee Winky the MR Poop-monkey, enraged by the idle chatter, lopes into the arena and begins hurling steaming handfuls of Taco-Hell enhanced excrement at the tea-partying combatants.

Jello howls in pain as "Fire" sauce based monkey poop splats into his eyes and mouth. Mcrain busts out into nervous giggles, Britboy and mr. W are hit by cross-thrown clumps of formerly-burrito, Teabgs is narrowly saved by his aura of noxious vodka fumes, Alpha opens his mouth to say something witty and immediately regrets it as Winky does an MJ dunk into his open mouth.

somewhere in the stands mischief is ROTFLHAO.:D

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by mr.w

where did I say that Gore would be better
... I completely agree with you - the green party is the way to go. Corperate america has complete control over America, especially tobacco and energy companies.

good call. just thought your "damn republicans" comment was implying that the dems would be much better..

sorry for the confusion. no need to get into politics too much here... there's been many a thread for that... ha.

as for igav's suggestion... good call. but keep tony blair. and give us... well, just give up ireland. ohhhhhhh! haha

[mr.w]

Originally posted by iGAV
Okay then.... to settle the Yankees Vs The Brits arguments...... I think that if it's a USA-England final in the world cup.......then the winner should take over the losers country..... (diplomatically of course yankees....) so that means that you Yankees start spelling properly and drinking real ale.........get rid of Dubya in favour of Tony Blair P.O.T.U.S.O.E as you're leader, and drop Harleys in favour of Triumphs.......

And if we lose... you can still have Tony Blair P.O.T.U.S.O.E...........

Good deal or what??? :p :p :p

what kind of odds will you give us? And by the way, there is a lot of damn good beer over here ( Budweiser, MGD, Coors :) :) :) ) no but really there is, just most people are too cheap to buy the good stuff. In america drinking is not a cultural thing (or at least we can't use that as an excuse) people just want to get swilled @ the most economical price :)

[mr.w]

Originally posted by mischief
With a simian shriek of psychotic glee Winky the MR Poop-monkey, enraged by the idle chatter, lopes into the arena and begins hurling steaming handfuls of Taco-Hell enhanced excrement at the tea-partying combatants.

Jello howls in pain as "Fire" sauce based monkey poop splats into his eyes and mouth. Mcrain busts out into nervous giggles, Britboy and mr. W are hit by cross-thrown clumps of formerly-burrito, Teabgs is narrowly saved by his aura of noxious vodka fumes, Alpha opens his mouth to say something witty and immediately regrets it as Winky does an MJ dunk into his open mouth.

somewhere in the stands mischief is ROTFLHAO.:D

This is war ... but I have to pick out all of the little pieces of buritto from my hair and take a shower first...

[iGav]

Originally posted by mr.w


what kind of odds will you give us? And by the way, there is a lot of damn good beer over here ( Budweiser, MGD, Coors :) :) :) ) no but really there is, just most people are too cheap to buy the good stuff. In america drinking is not a cultural thing (or at least we can't use that as an excuse) people just want to get swilled @ the most economical price :)

It'd be a cracking match though...... however u've got to get past the Germans and we have a unknown team to beat first.... so we might be getting alittle ahead of ourselves here!! :p

I just don't do Bud...... in the UK Bud is drunk by a*seholes....... Michelob is abit of a stunner for a lager.....

Wasn't Coors illegal in some states of America?? well it was in Smokey And The Bandit..... :p

Social drinking is a huge cultural thing in England..... especially London as there're are so many class bars..... ;)

[mischief]

As iGAV gives his dissertation on US-UK drinking habits Winky climbs atop his head and evacuates both bladder an bowels onto his scalp.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
You know, I prefer triumphs to harleys, though an Indian is SO the way to go (sorry alpha, pie away.) :) :)


You poor deluded person... You couldn't give me either a triumph or indian motorcycle... Why anyone would willingly pay good money for either is beyond me. :p Both of those companies went away, and only recently came back (why, I don't know, other then the fact that Harley has kept the market alive :p ). Harley on the other hand, has been around for 99 years, and will continue to be here when those other two wannabe companies are dead and buried.

Keep your trimph and indian's... As I do a drive-by pieing on both you and iGav (and his twisted alter-ego). Landing dozens of shots on each with self guiding pies. Swing those hips all you want iGav, not gonna do you any good. :p :D

As for brew's... I only drink the Irish stuff, I would drink just about anything else before I resorted to drinking bud. I would go thirsty first, go for days in the blazing heat of the desert (or Florida) before resorting to bud... or any of the others like them. Ales and stouts are all I drink... :p

Put that in your bong (or crack-pipe as the case may be) and smoke it... :p :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by mischief
As iGAV gives his dissertation on US-UK drinking habits Winky climbs atop his head and evacuates both bladder an bowels onto his scalp.

Good move Winky... but I still have to carpet pie-bomb your nasty ass... Calling in an air-strike on both Winky and mischief. Change your tar mischief... I have many air strikes in reserve, and I am NOT afraid to use them... BTW, that was not custard in those pies ;).... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[Fading back into the shadows, and slightly out of phase to avoid anything from Winky... that stinky monkey. :p]

[britboy]

Originally posted by iGAV


Wasn't Coors illegal in some states of America?? well it was in Smokey And The Bandit..... :p



I wish Corrs was illegal in the UK too.... ;) :D

btw jello, the english language was invented in the UK. If we spell things like organise, apologise, potatoe, tomatoe, colour, etc, etc like that, then we're right, and you're wrong ;)

Actually, if the truth be told, the theory is that americans speak original english (what was being spoken at the time the Mayflower and co. ran off with their tails between their legs), whilst in the UK it's continued to evolve into what we speak/write today. You guys are just too stuck in your ways...... :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by britboy
Actually, if the truth be told, the theory is that americans speak original english (what was being spoken at the time the Mayflower and co. ran off with their tails between their legs), whilst in the UK it's continued to evolve into what we speak/write today. You guys are just too stuck in your ways...... :D

Truth??? Since when have we cared about the truth??? :p :D

Try saying that with a 'custard' pie in your face buddy... LOL :D

BTW, our version of English has also continued to evolve... :p... So suck on it.. :D

[iGav]

Originally posted by mischief
As iGAV gives his dissertation on US-UK drinking habits Winky climbs atop his head and evacuates both bladder an bowels onto his scalp.

Right then.... where's that ********* monkey Winky???? cos when I and my twisted-alter-ego Gavina find him.... We're gonna kick his little furry pooping ass so hard..... he'll be the first monkey in space without the aid of a rocket..... :D :p

[britboy]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


Truth??? Since when have we cared about the truth??? :p :D



Taken from the horses mouth.... ;)


*Custard pie whistles through the air*

Take that, you uncultered heathen! :p

[mischief]

Winky zips away into the bowels of the stadium covered in Pie goo to reload with guava, pork and asparagus kielbasa sausage.

A massive troop of Elbonian Code monkeys spills out of the gates and begins milling around the arena chattering wildly in ElboNix........ All high-tech pie- equipment on the field core dumps in a series of smoking piles. Alphatech's self guiding pies pull a "return to sender" in confusion from the ElboNix incantations....

Mischief switches on the Stadium's jamming subsystems and cracks open a Corona while his Lady Bliss lights him a Blunt....:D

[AlphaTech]

Activating the new and improved cloaking field, I avoid all the returning pies and shoot them down. Yes, I can fire while cloaked. :p :p

Putting aside the pie throwers in favor of the large capacity .45 cal. pistols, I systematically shoot all the Elbonian Code monkeys until they are nothing more then twitching masses.

I send out the call for all others to set aside our differences in order to combat the larger opponent of mischief and his ill-gotten monkey. Once we have beaten them both beyond oblivion, we can return to the normal hostilities, if you so choose...

Waiting for the verdict, still cloaked and out of phase to avoid stray pies, and monkey by-products... stinking, dirty ape... :p :eek: :cool: :D

[britboy]

Originally posted by AlphaTech

Putting aside the pie throwers in favor of the large capacity .45 cal. pistols, I systematically shoot all the Elbonian Code monkeys until they are nothing more then twitching masses.



Is that the 45 calorie pistol? :D

Hostilities aside for now......

*Britboy slams alpha with a big fat pie whilst his guard and cloke are down*

Alpha stumbles and falters, not able to comprehend such treachery.

Victory is mine!!!

[mischief]

With a whine of huge servos the top of the staduim closes in and all the outer doors slam shut.

Bob Marley blares from concealed (and armored) loudspeakers as, with a hiss of AC High quality Hash smoke billows among the mob.

In the confusion 25 mischiefs slip out various escape routes.

The as-yet unidentified REAL mischief chuckles and muches popcorn from his unassuming seat in the public stands.

Alphatech, in a wave of euphoria forgets his beef with not being the biggest badass here and begins Waltzing with iGavina.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by britboy



Is that the 45 calorie pistol? :D

Hostilities aside for now......

*Britboy slams alpha with a big fat pie whilst his guard and cloke are down*

Alpha stumbles and falters, not able to comprehend such treachery.

Victory is mine!!!

One reaking flaw in your logic... I never dropped the cloak, and stayed out of phase... :p

That's a .45 Caliber pistol you wanker... :p :D A pair of them to boot...

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by mischief
Alphatech, in a wave of euphoria forgets his beef with not being the biggest badass here and begins Waltzing with iGavina.

You forget the air filter plugs there Bubba... :D... You don't have enough drugs to get me to dance with THAT freak. :p :D

[mischief]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


One reaking flaw in your logic... I never dropped the cloak, and stayed out of phase... :p

That's a .45 Caliber pistol you wanker... :p :D A pair of them to boot...

1 small problem there Bingo.....

The Elbonian Code Monkeys killed all the Electronics with Machine Empathy..... According to Rifts Physics yer stuck in Limbo until I can rescue your ass. Oops.

Alpha is tapped on the shoulder while he sits bored out of his mind one harmonic out of phase and unable to interact. He turns and a huge Horned Dragon in Clown Paint beckons im foreward.

" Mischief said you needed a hand outta here. Grab my ankle and I'll shift us back to the arena so you can play........."

[eyelikeart]

I've been out of the game for too long...been busy today... :rolleyes:

so eye's at the table...and he doesn't care anymore...

eye just start slinging pies all over the place...

Alpha...mischief...duke...brit...jello...mcrain...winky...iGAV...

all of u S.O.B.'s are getting it!!!!

ha ha ha!!!!!!!! :D :eek:

[amnesiac1984]

iGav? Britboy? You started without me! Damn this, i'm always behind on these boards..

as for all these US v UK arguments:

Jazz, Blues may have began rock and roll but itisn't american, its what developed from african cultures discovering western instruments and merging them with their more traditional styles. I don't think you can say it was a purely american creation.

Beers:
Budweiser, A small town in Czech republic called Budweiser or something similar has made beers for centuries and got quite a loyal following, Americans bought the company and its intellectual property and brought it to america and started making it in the USA, (as is my understanding of the story)

Motorcycles
Harley v Triumph..............Didn't Triumph invent Motorcycles? or was it a different BRITISH company.

MUSIC:
America has produced some very influential musicians, Jimi Hendrix for one. But did Jimi not come over to the UK and hang with Eric Clapton, and all his English music buddies? Although I love The Beatles, they did basically open the floodgates for comercialised music by being so goddam popular.
Now look at the current state of Music. America has a huge hip/hop industry thriving on promoting violence and generally bad music (although I like hearly hip/hop) and then there's the nu-metal bunch who like to **** on stage and rub it in their own faces, then shout down the mike while wanking on their guitar cos they don't know how to play. Problem is, some british bands are following the US lead (if you can call it a lead)

Politics:
Count the high profile politicl scandals, watergate etc. (enron anyone?) then count them over here. Plus, Tony Blair maybe ruling above his station but at least he's actually a politician!!!!!!!!!


Oh yeah, Mcrain? I drink beer, yes I do, I love it. And how old am I? 17. OMG you'd better warn me that I may get caught, so I don't do it again! Oh and I think I may have gone 31 MPH in a 30 limit!

YEAH, IN USA YOU HAVE TO BE 21 TO BUY ALCOHOL, so 18 year olds hold teen parties and drink punch, which is what we used to do when we were 13!!

WRAP THAT ALL UP AND STICK it IN A PIE, BAKE FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS
THEN THROIW IT WHILE ITS STILL SOFT AND STICKY..

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by amnesiac1984
iGav? Britboy? You started without me! Damn this, i'm always behind on these boards..

as for all these US v UK arguments:

Jazz, Blues may have began rock and roll but itisn't american, its what developed from african cultures discovering western instruments and merging them with their more traditional styles. I don't think you can say it was a purely american creation.

Beers:
Budweiser, A small town in Czech republic called Budweiser or something similar has made beers for centuries and got quite a loyal following, Americans bought the company and its intellectual property and brought it to america and started making it in the USA, (as is my understanding of the story)

Motorcycles
Harley v Triumph..............Didn't Triumph invent Motorcycles? or was it a different BRITISH company.

MUSIC:
America has produced some very influential musicians, Jimi Hendrix for one. But did Jimi not come over to the UK and hang with Eric Clapton, and all his English music buddies? Although I love The Beatles, they did basically open the floodgates for comercialised music by being so goddam popular.
Now look at the current state of Music. America has a huge hip/hop industry thriving on promoting violence and generally bad music (although I like hearly hip/hop) and then there's the nu-metal bunch who like to **** on stage and rub it in their own faces, then shout down the mike while wanking on their guitar cos they don't know how to play. Problem is, some british bands are following the US lead (if you can call it a lead)

Politics:
Count the high profile politicl scandals, watergate etc. (enron anyone?) then count them over here. Plus, Tony Blair maybe ruling above his station but at least he's actually a politician!!!!!!!!!


Oh yeah, Mcrain? I drink beer, yes I do, I love it. And how old am I? 17. OMG you'd better warn me that I may get caught, so I don't do it again! Oh and I think I may have gone 31 MPH in a 30 limit!

YEAH, IN USA YOU HAVE TO BE 21 TO BUY ALCOHOL, so 18 year olds hold teen parties and drink punch, which is what we used to do when we were 13!!

WRAP THAT ALL UP AND STICK it IN A PIE, BAKE FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS
THEN THROIW IT WHILE ITS STILL SOFT AND STICKY..


Man, I am not pieing amnesiac. That's a really well formed post there..

And I agree on "american" music in the world today...although a lot of good electronic and down tempo stuff is out there.

You also forgot that in the UK one can play darts with steel tipped darts but pretty much everywhere over here we can only use plastic tipped ones. We'll never get a perfect pint of guinness, and you have decent gun control laws.

[britboy]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


....and you have decent gun control laws.


Take cover bevor b2tm see's that. Mention gun control and he flips :D

The british contingent have formed a united front, firing broadsides from all cannons into the pathetic american opposition (who can't even play their version of rugby without wearing sissy pads). Wading into the thick of the arena, pieing yank after yank, our out-numbered force wears down the disorganised, scurrying multitudes!

We are few in number, but have a stiff upper lip :D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by britboy



Take cover bevor b2tm see's that. Mention gun control and he flips :D

The british contingent have formed a united front, firing broadsides from all cannons into the pathetic american opposition (who can't even play their version of rugby without wearing sissy pads). Wading into the thick of the arena, pieing yank after yank, our out-numbered force wears down the disorganised, scurrying multitudes!

We are few in number, but have a stiff upper lip :D

Well, i am from Pittsburgh but a confirmed Anglophile... Pgh reminds me of Manchester. Or Belfast.

Nice "northern industrial town" to quote Billy Bragg. :) :) :)

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by britboy
…
We are few in number, but have a stiff upper lip :D

A visit to the dentist will fix that.;)

This thread, which was silly to begin with, has become very silly.

I hereby enact a rule that no-one can discuss politics without incurring a visit by Winky and his own special pie recipe.

You've been warned!:p

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by amnesiac1984
Motorcycles
Harley v Triumph..............Didn't Triumph invent Motorcycles? or was it a different BRITISH company.


"1903: 21-year old William S. Harley and 20-year old Arthur Davidson make available to the public the first production Harley-Davidson® motorcycle. The bike was built to be a racer, with a 3-1/8 inch bore and 3-1/2 inch stroke. The factory in which they worked was a 10 x 15-foot wooden shed with the words "Harley-Davidson Motor Company" crudely scrawled on the door. Arthur's brother Walter later joins their efforts."

See more at Harley-Davidson's web site. (http://www.harley-davidson.com/CO/HIS/en/history1900.asp?bmLocale=en_US)

Triumph's website claims to "dates back to 1902" but that is about all the info it provides. Leave it to the brit's to be tight lipped... It wouldn't surprise me at all if the info is missing because they cannot back it up. They do mention "Since Triumph was reborn in Hinckley in 1991 we have endeavoured to do justice to this rich heritage.." Which backs up the fact that they were not around for a number of years, and just recently were resurrected.

I won't argue about a one year difference, since I seriously doubt that either company knew about the other back then. It's enough that Harley-Davidson has been in business each and every year since 1903. Harley-Davidson (http://www.Harley-Davidson.com/).

[britboy]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


This thread, which was silly to begin with, has become very silly.



I know. Isn't it just great? :D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by britboy



I know. Isn't it just great? :D

I'm with you Britboy! Silly is so good sometimes in such a serious world!

:)

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike

Man, I am not pieing amnesiac. That's a really well formed post there..


not me...I'm going for him!!!

eyelikeart...jumping and shouting like a banshee...grabs a can o' whipped cream & a pie from the stash...

full steam ahead...right for amnesiac...

his eyes widen...mouth drops open...a gasp for air...

with pie in hand at nearly a 90° angle headed straight for his face...

closer....closer...amnesiac tries to run...but it's useless....SMACKOW!!!

as he's stunned by the fierce blow...eye dances around his devastated victim...freespraying whipped cream all over the place...

howling & laughing like a madman... :D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


not me...I'm going for him!!!

eyelikeart...jumping and shouting like a banshee...grabs a can o' whipped cream & a pie from the stash...

full steam ahead...right for amnesiac...

his eyes widen...mouth drops open...a gasp for air...

with pie in hand at nearly a 90° angle headed straight for his face...

closer....closer...amnesiac tries to run...but it's useless....SMACKOW!!!

as he's stunned by the fierce blow...eye dances around his devastated victim...freespraying whipped cream all over the place...

howling & laughing like a madman... :D


I'm pieing eye for his seemingly kinky fascination with whipped cream. :)

MWAHHAAHAAAAHAAAAA

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by mischief


1 small problem there Bingo.....

The Elbonian Code Monkeys killed all the Electronics with Machine Empathy..... According to Rifts Physics yer stuck in Limbo until I can rescue your ass. Oops.

Alpha is tapped on the shoulder while he sits bored out of his mind one harmonic out of phase and unable to interact. He turns and a huge Horned Dragon in Clown Paint beckons im foreward.

" Mischief said you needed a hand outta here. Grab my ankle and I'll shift us back to the arena so you can play........."

You assume that I was talking about a technological device creating the cloaking field... such is not the case... As I fade from view and leave the arena... I might check back later, then again, I might not. :p

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike



I'm pieing eye for his seemingly kinky fascination with whipped cream. :)

MWAHHAAHAAAAHAAAAA

and u are getting whipped creamed just for calling me kinky...;)

can u imagine how nasty this would get if we all were given a bottle of chocolate syrup?! :D

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
and u are getting whipped creamed just for calling me kinky...;)

can u imagine how nasty this would get if we all were given a bottle of chocolate syrup?! :D

How about caramel or butterscotch? I'm not much of a chocolate person.:D

[mischief]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


You assume that I was talking about a technological device creating the cloaking field... such is not the case... As I fade from view and leave the arena... I might check back later, then again, I might not. :p

Ah yes. I forgot, you use a reality distortion field powered by the singularity created by your incredibly massive ego and focussed by your balding head.:D

I hereby curse you with interdemensional Pie Fairies. Have a nice day.:)

[Wes]

And uncharacteristic calm descends as all warriors eye up each other; suddenly the floor shakes and from the center of the arena a platform rises from the floor, a dark character appears as the dust clears. It's W-_-W manning his 10 fully kitted-out xserve racks. All calculating all possible parabolas to hit all warriors. A sense of awe develops as even Alpha looks up in fear of the new god of macrumors.
W-_-W looks and swivels staring into the eyes of all who dare to look. Before calmly pressing the ever-feared BIG RED BUTTON. The children ran, the women ran, all ran. But the G4's churned and shot the nuclear bomb of pie wars salmon and spinach pie. Everybody fell as they inhaled this foul stench and all disintergrated into puddles of congealed slime. A few drops of what used to be eye rains onto W-_-W's platform and he slips and unintentionally hits the BIG GREEN BUTTON. THe g4s grind to a halt! W-_-W looks towards the heavens and screams "nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo!!!!!!" as the figures of all warriors grow back together (just like in termenator) and pandemonium breaks loose once again, with W-_-W left on his platform oblivious to what is going on around him, sulking. "I WILL AVENGE!"

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by mischief
Ah yes. I forgot, you use a reality distortion field powered by the singularity created by your incredibly massive ego and focussed by your balding head.:D

I hereby curse you with interdemensional Pie Fairies. Have a nice day.:)

Distort this...

You again assume that those pie fairies are any worse then some of the users I have to deal with on a daily basis... foolish mortal... As I fling the charred remains of your fairies in your general direction.

[of course I blinded them with the balding spot, why else would I keep it :D, and then burned them to a crisp... mmmm crunchy fairies, you can only eat so many... muahahahahahahahahahaa]

[krossfyter]

is there anyone one else in the green party other than ralph to take the helm?


it was cool seeing ralph get jacked by Bill O'Reilly on the O'Reilly factor.



dig it.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by krossfyter
is there anyone one else in the green party other than ralph to take the helm?


it was cool seeing ralph get jacked by Bill O'Reilly on the O'Reilly factor.



dig it.

Coming back to fire a salvo of pies at krossfyter just becuase of the innane statement he made... Take that you rat bastard... and that, and that, and THAT TOO!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... :p

[amnesiac1984]

Originally posted by AlphaTech



Triumph's website claims to "dates back to 1902" but that is about all the info it provides. Leave it to the brit's to be tight lipped... It wouldn't surprise me at all if the info is missing because they cannot back it up. They do mention "Since Triumph was reborn in Hinckley in 1991 we have endeavoured to do justice to this rich heritage.." Which backs up the fact that they were not around for a number of years, and just recently were resurrected.


actually alpha. triumph went on to be one the most successful british automobile manufacturers. They kept going until, i think, the late 70's when whatever it was that killed the british motor industry happened. and they made motorcylces throughotu their time. ressurected in 1991 they were but there were not gone for that long. i think they weer partly killed off by teh japanese superbikes, but hell, why the hell do i kno all this, I DON'T EVEN LIKE MOTOR BIKES, much prefer cars, lot more sensible, and you can do four wheel slides, try doing that in a two wheeler!!!!! (i'm sorry alpha, please don't hurt me)

[britboy]

Originally posted by amnesiac1984


(i'm sorry alpha, please don't hurt me)


Is that a whimper i hear?


......and you call yourself british. Shame on you :D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


Coming back to fire a salvo of pies at krossfyter just becuase of the innane statement he made... Take that you rat bastard... and that, and that, and THAT TOO!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... :p


whats insane about my statment nigga!


im high on pie...bring it on. i love the taste.

[eyelikeart]

HEY!!!

what the hell happened to the pies?! :confused: :eek:

[britboy]

Mischief had to pop out to the bakers, 'cause we'd used all the reserves up already. A chance to reload, evaluate oponents, look for weak points, and plan the next move......

[mischief]

I've decided to bring in exotic dancers and condiment trays.

Mimes rush to un tether mcrain and the other whipping boys before the sprinklers come on and wash away the sludge of pie remnants. From the wings come close to a hundred luscious young thangs carrying trays of various edible and sticky things.

The Geeks follow them like Zombies out of the Arena towards the Basement Bordello for some much needed R&R before further pie-throwing can continue.

In the meantime new arrays of Pies are laid out.

[eyelikeart]

meanwhile...the others are oogling over the women...

I'm gonna have pie off the stomach of one of the hotties... :D

she's slipping me one of the moonpies in from her bag...perfect for nailing some chum in the head...

who's it gonna be??

hmm...eye looks around...thinks to himself..."britboy's gotten none yet"...

no mercy...no quarter...

"Hey britboy!!!"

britboy turns his attention over to eye...

PIE-YOW!!!!

right in the forehead...he falls to the ground...stunned...

the hottie grabs eye and commends him on his fierceness...leads him by the hand out of the room... :eek: :D

[amnesiac1984]

Originally posted by britboy



Is that a whimper i hear?


......and you call yourself british. Shame on you :D

lets not have trouble in the ranks! Besides I'm new to these boards and alpha has a fearsome reputation. But thanks britboy you've made me rethink my cowardice. Bring IT ON ALPHA:mad: :mad:

[ThinkpadsRule]

The best there was ,the best there is and the best there ever will be is ascending to the arena.

[mr.w]

Originally posted by ThinkpadsRule
The best there was ,the best there is and the best there ever will be is ascending to the arena.

Think again my good man, you are vastly out #'ed IBM man.


**SPLAT** direct hit

[krossfyter]

whathehell!!! i cant belive my frekin eyes man...someone digs the thinkpad?? must be a joke right? haha okay im laughing.

[eyelikeart]

ThinkpadsRule...u get pied just for the sake of being pied...

actually...it's gotta be that name u chose...

SMACKOW!!!!

chocolate cream...all in your eyes & hair...

he he he!!!!! :D

[ThinkpadsRule]

IBM buys Apple. Now I am king.MUUUAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA. No pies hit for I am the greatest.

[King Cobra]

(S)thinkPads, it looks like you may be getting a truckload [of it!] soon. Apple being bought would probably be the last thing to happen to Apple.

And don't use my name in vein again. :D

Actually, that truckload should be nearby. I do not want to be involved, so I will run away.

The King is at home, watching the pie fight via a special satellite system on channel 1313. (There is reason for why I picked that channel.)

[krossfyter]

ill supply the reprucussive factor of the entire frekin world.

umm yah.

[mr.w]

I'll take one for the team... ***SPLAT*** thinkpad goes down

[krossfyter]

find your mantra thinkpad.


[edited for offensive content]

[AlphaTech]

Alright that tears it...

I come off the sidelines to launch a volley of pies at the stinkpad, as well as call in five full airstrikes (several bomber wings (each strike) loaded with pie bombs). I also convert the orbital station to launch pies, have it lock onto the stinkpad and launch volley after volley onto him. The pies continue to pile up, completly covering the stinkpad causing it to overheat and melt (as stinkpads are known to do under pressure). Even after he the stinkpad is vompletely covered, the barrage continues. Not letting up until the arena is filled...

If anyone else wants to add their pies to the barrage, they are welcome to.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


If anyone else wants to add their pies to the barrage, they are welcome to.

he he he...I've gotten a prop plane with a trick trap door & a midget in the back...

what's the load?

u guessed it....pies.....lots of messy pies...

muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[krossfyter]

eggs.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by amnesiac1984
YEAH, IN USA YOU HAVE TO BE 21 TO BUY ALCOHOL, so 18 year olds hold teen parties and drink punch, which is what we used to do when we were 13!!

WRAP THAT ALL UP AND STICK it IN A PIE, BAKE FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS
THEN THROIW IT WHILE ITS STILL SOFT AND STICKY..

just curious... you brits know how to work the caps lock key properly? i can't tell..


and as for being able to drink at a younger age. great. who cares

1776. july 4. goodnight.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
1776. july 4. goodnight.

dude....in case u haven't noticed...

it's June 20, 2002...

damn...u really need to get with the times jello... :rolleyes:

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
dude....in case u haven't noticed...

it's June 20, 2002...

damn...u really need to get with the times jello... :rolleyes:

dude, in case you haven't noticed...

it was a joke about us vs brits.

get with the thread...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule

get with the thread...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

u know what??

u are getting a pie just....well....u are just getting one for not being on topic with the thread...

SMACKOW!! ;)

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
u know what??

u are getting a pie just....well....u are just getting one for not being on topic with the thread...

SMACKOW!! ;)

as i eat up the pie, i'll toss one at whoever i responded to who actually led me off topic.... so there.

SMACKOW!!

stop winking!

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
meanwhile...the others are oogling over the women...

I'm gonna have pie off the stomach of one of the hotties... :D



And you imply you aren't kinky.
Moxie Mike sneaks in and steals the pie EYE is so happily eating off the hottie's stomach and immediately splats it in his face.

Eye, stunned, watches in horror as Mike sneaks off with the hottie. ;) ;) ;)

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
Eye, stunned, watches in horror as Mike sneaks off with the hottie. ;) ;) ;)

Running for cover while eyelikeart prowls for moxiemike... knowing that carnage will soon follow, I pull out a pair of pies just in case... :D

Hey eye, he's over there *pointing to where moxiemike has snuk off to* :D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


Running for cover while eyelikeart prowls for moxiemike... knowing that carnage will soon follow, I pull out a pair of pies just in case... :D

Hey eye, he's over there *pointing to where moxiemike has snuk off to* :D

Aw snap! And I wasn't gonn go guerilla on Alpha.. but now I am. Remember, I have an aluminum tiBook case for just such James Bond-esque scenarios.

I can be sneakier than the sneakiest sneak. :)

Oh, and by the way Alpha, good morning. You could use a nice strawberry and whipped cream pie in the face! ;)

**SPLAT**

:D :D :D

[AlphaTech]

Ducking the pie Moxie tossed and returning with two of my own...

Those are Sith pies my friend... muahahahahahahahahahaaa

SMACKOW!! SMACKOW!!

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Ducking the pie Moxie tossed and returning with two of my own...

Those are Sith pies my friend... muahahahahahahahahahaaa

SMACKOW!! SMACKOW!!

Ouch! Sith pies. Man, Alpha, that's some hardcore dedication to SW there. :) I hear they're a tough bake. :)

But see, I am a fan of the old-skool covert op spy, and you forget that i have been trained by the finest minds of my generation to quickly raise the sith-pie proof Zero-Halliburton case where my trusty ti resides and deflect the pies back, not at you, but to Eyelikeart.

As you see, you have unwittingly pied your friend.

I watch with contentment and raise my pinky finger to my smiliing mouth, ala Dr. Evil. :) :) :) :) :) :)

[AlphaTech]

With the dark side to aid them, the pies go through your zero case, leave the TiBook unharmed (but a little sticky ;)) and catch you completely by surprise.

BTW, eyelikeart has Sith skills I believe, so he avoids all Sith pies easily, as do I.. :D

The dark side was the only good part about jedi training. Those that do not come over to it, are not worthy and will end up dead on the floor at the end of the day... muahahahahahahahahaaa (I also have the dark jedi game at home... the new one for the game peecee :p)

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
With the dark side to aid them, the pies go through your zero case, leave the TiBook unharmed (but a little sticky ;)) and catch you completely by surprise.

BTW, eyelikeart has Sith skills I believe, so he avoids all Sith pies easily, as do I.. :D

The dark side was the only good part about jedi training. Those that do not come over to it, are not worthy and will end up dead on the floor at the end of the day... muahahahahahahahahaaa (I also have the dark jedi game at home... the new one for the game peecee :p)

Wow. Not much I can do there to negate that. heehee. how is the Dark Jedi? Was thinking about getting that one??

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


Wow. Not much I can do there to negate that. heehee. how is the Dark Jedi? Was thinking about getting that one??

sure you can, just keep making up powers for yourself and for a select few..


"i can fly so i would fly high above you all and use my atomic pies which only hit everyone else but because of my force field they don't hit me." blah blah blah

at least it took this thread a few pages before it turned into that... but it was bound to.

i wonder if the first piefight lasted any longer.

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


sure you can, just keep making up powers for yourself and for a select few..


"i can fly so i would fly high above you all and use my atomic pies which only hit everyone else but because of my force field they don't hit me." blah blah blah

at least it took this thread a few pages before it turned into that... but it was bound to.

i wonder if the first piefight lasted any longer.

But Alpha's pie ate through my zero case. And I'm sad now. :( :( :(

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
But Alpha's pie ate through my zero case. And I'm sad now. :( :( :(

oh, that's the problem? well, simply fixed (though i don't know what a zero case is per se)...


"muaahhahahaha! you forgot that my zero case is inpenetrable as it is encompassed by my personal force field."

etc etc.

give it a shot.

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


oh, that's the problem? well, simply fixed (though i don't know what a zero case is per se)...


"muaahhahahaha! you forgot that my zero case is inpenetrable as it is encompassed by my personal force field."

etc etc.

give it a shot.

ok. Ok. but I do REALLY have to do some work. But anyway, jello didn't know that my zero case is built with sith proof, space age aluminum and I watch with pleasure as the pies drop harmlessly to the ground, only to be eaten by two hungry dachsunds who then turn on Alpha, and being biting away at his ankles. ;)

And remember, no matter how dark the jedi you are, animal cruelty is animal cruetly and dachsunds are sooooo cute. ;)

m

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
ok. Ok. but I do REALLY have to do some work. But anyway, jello didn't know that my zero case is built with sith proof, space age aluminum and I watch with pleasure as the pies drop harmlessly to the ground, only to be eaten by two hungry dachsunds who then turn on Alpha, and being biting away at his ankles. ;)

And remember, no matter how dark the jedi you are, animal cruelty is animal cruetly and dachsunds are sooooo cute. ;)

m

I acutally have gotten some work done already... helped a few people, mostly Mac (simple) issues, and a pc issue (not simple).

dachsunds are cute, grilled, on a bun with some ketchup that is MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!

As for the latest Dark Jedi game, it's pretty cool. If you do pick it up, get the guide book though. There are a few sections that you will need help in getting through. Of course, I always grab the cheat codes for games either before, or right after I pick them up. I use them if the game gets too rough (constantly having your head handed to you gets old after a few times). PM me with your peecee spec's so we can compare... Doubt that you have anything like the power system I constructed, but you never know... lol

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


I acutally have gotten some work done already... helped a few people, mostly Mac (simple) issues, and a pc issue (not simple).

dachsunds are cute, grilled, on a bun with some ketchup that is MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!

As for the latest Dark Jedi game, it's pretty cool. If you do pick it up, get the guide book though. There are a few sections that you will need help in getting through. Of course, I always grab the cheat codes for games either before, or right after I pick them up. I use them if the game gets too rough (constantly having your head handed to you gets old after a few times). PM me with your peecee spec's so we can compare... Doubt that you have anything like the power system I constructed, but you never know... lol

Alpha doesn't realize that the dachsunds that he just ate will reproduce infintiely in his stomach until he explodes. ;)

[teabgs]

Teabgs is back, having missed the stupid, inane, and pointless (un-pie related posts) of the previous day. While you all were getting pied I was working and going to a concert...lots of fun, Wish it'd been a metal show though :( . Oh well, Back to the games.....


Teabgs appears on the monitors above the stadium.

There is a crackling in the speakers and the bob Marley music is turned off for the time being...

Teabgs "I have returned. I leave for a short period of time and you all let a pure thread such as this go to waste discussing US vs. England, motorcycles, and politics?"

everyone puts their pies down and is now only paying attention to the monitors.

Teabgs "You should all be ashamed of yourselves. But dont worry about repentance, it has been taken care of."

A roof is quickly placed over the stadium to block out any sunlight.

Everyone gets their knickers all bunched up.

Jello "Where the hell is teabgs, I gotta pie for him"

Everyone looks around and he is nowhere to be seen except the monitors. HE must be in some hidden room in the stadium.

Teabgs "It is no use looking for me. You cannot get to me, but in time I will come out and bring for the hand of justice"

The lights are shut off....A girly scream is heard in the southern area of the stadium, obviously Birtboy.

With a SMACK all the gates in the stadium are closed and locked with pie-armed clowns guarding them. there is no leaving the field now.

Teabgs "Either you all shall repent or you will give me what I ask. I call for AlphaTech, Mr.W, Jelloshotsrule, Britboy, iGav, Moxiemike, and Krossfyter to give up willingly and accept your punishment for letting this thread move away from its intended purpose. If you give yourselves up willingly and accept "the punishment" I will spare the others. Otherwise ye all shall pay!"

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Teabgs "Just to make this a little more interesting I have added a little surprise"

Suddenly pipes come out of the walls and slowly start to pour out a mixture of chocolate syrup and whipped cream.

The monitors turn off and instead of Bob Marley, Pantera's Reinventing the Steel is turned on.

Teabgs kciks back in his lair watching the stadium floor drinking a 40 with winky, whilst Mischief prepares the bong....

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
Alpha doesn't realize that the dachsunds that he just ate will reproduce infintiely in his stomach until he explodes. ;)

I never said I was eating them... :p Just that is about all they are good for... besides punting out of the arena that is. *punt* *punt* flying dogs... muahahahahahahaaa

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


I never said I was eating them... :p Just that is about all they are good for... besides punting out of the arena that is. *punt* *punt* flying dogs... muahahahahahahaaa

these dachsunds are multi-faceted and they can also sprout heavenly little wings and fly back into the arena and shoot radioactive laserbeams from their sad brown eyes, nuking Alpha into a pile of steaming harley parts. :)

[britboy]

With an ear-shattering scream, britboy reduces the entire complement of warriors to cringing babes. With their guard down, britboy has free reign to prance around, pie-ing left right and center to his hearts' content.

*SPLAT* *THWACK* *THAPOW*

His work done, britboy turns the lights back on, and crawls under the stage to hide from the recovering hordes.....

[britboy]

Damn. I just got stealth-pied :D :D :D


Alpha, i'll get you for that, as soon as i find you!

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by britboy
With their guard down, britboy has free reign to prance around, pie-ing left right and center to his hearts' content.


hahahahaha! keep prancing away there chief... prance and frollick around all you want....

teabgs. get over yourself. for the reason i pointed out to moxie, this game gets old quick... "suddenly i disappear and then i have a pie the size of the stadium i drop on it pieing everyone and everything and then i use some powers to fill the 40 and the bong with custard. you realize it, stunned. then i appear in front of you and throw a rock pie in your eye."

blah

[teabgs]

Originally posted by britboy
Damn. I just got stealth-pied :D :D :D


Alpha, i'll get you for that, as soon as i find you!

Teabgs appears out of the pool of Whipped cream and chocolate syrup to Britboy.

Teabgs "Britboy, my son, the man of which you seek is hiding by the seats in section 306. Go forth and pie him."

Then Tea shows a large custard and banana pie.

With a huge evil grin :D he strikes.

*SPLAT!*

As quickly and mysteriously as he had appeared, so too does the disapper.

In the distance a monkey is heard laughing....

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by teabgs
Teabgs appears out of the pool of Whipped cream and chocolate syrup to Britboy.


what the hell are you doing in that? prancing?

[mischief]

The very air grows cold as a patch of air amidst the chaos shimmers and distorts, the scent of Fear fills the field. A great Demon coalesces out of nothing, it holds Alphatech by the head in one huge hand, claws crossing at the base of his skull.

"Boy, you done ****ed with my thread one too many times!" Booms the creature as Alpha begins to writhe and scream. A halo of red light begins to dance about Alpha's head and he goes limp.

Deep in the rescesses of Alpha's mind, he hides. Unable to reconcile the terrifying circumstance of his predicament he has withdrawn.

A whimpering and delusional Alpha hides under Garbage in a back alley of his mind. Footsteps on wet concrete tell him he is not alone and no longer safe.... in his own mind. From under the pile of refuse he watches boots approach, waffle flickering in and out of vision with each step, Black Denim above. The feet stop about ten feet away and there is the sound of a cigarette case opening, snapping shut, the snap of a torch-style lighter and the sizzle and inhale of a cigarette.

" So what exactly is your problem dude?" A mellow, reasonable voice and the smell of cannabis smoke accent the unexpected words.

" I started this gig to lighten people up and give the newbies some confidance. You turned it into your personal circle-jerk. I've met Feral cats with more social grace than you boy." There is a chuckle and a draw on the joint. Mischief steps to the alley's side and leans on a building, exhales slow through his nose and mutters a bit to himself.

" See I'm thinking you have some validation issues. You're 30 something and yet you behave like a highschool sophomore. I hit a nerve with that bald spot comment so I'll apologize there. I can only assume you have masculinity issues mixed in too or your emphasis on Guns, Horsepower and Harleys would be less."

"I think it's time you had a vision quest there bubba." Mischief carefully snuffs out his joint and places it on the pavement in front of Alpha's hiding place. With a soft laugh he dissapears.

Back in the Arena the Demon sets Alpha (now catatonic) down on the ground and dissipates like smoke in a light breeze.

[eyelikeart]

with the sound of crickets churning away in the distance...eyelikeart returns on the scene...it's like a ghost town...

hopping over to the pie stash...there's a few remnants of the battle that was...empty pie dises...crust crumbs....bits of chocolate & cherries...

calling out for anyone around...all eye hears is the echo from his own voice...it's useless...

taking it all in...thinking hard....an idea quickly rushes through eye's head like a speeding train through a tunnel!

reaching into his back pocket...pulls out his PCS phone...dials 7 digits...

after a minute gets off....then patiently waits...

in the distance dust clouds rising up from the earth with a huge truck leading it on...coming in closer....stops just feet away from eye...

low & behold....it's amnesiac1984...and he's got a truckload of meatpies & beerpies...:eek:

[mischief]

A dusty janitor sweeps up the remnants with a pushbroom. Skritch skritch......

Eye and amnesiac are chatting quietly near the back of the semi while Alpha is loaded into an ambulance.

Mischief walks across the field from the now empty stands, plainclothed and looking old. His hands jammed into his jeans and his Duster flapping in the wind, he takes out and lights a joint without looking at it or breaking stride. He walks up to Eye and Amnesiac, shaking his head.

" Sorry guys....... I thought I had that under control." He passes the joint to Eye with a bitter little laugh." Holy Tetsuo batman." The once proud clown of MR looks mournfully about the stadium as the last rays of sunset paint the washed grays of the building with rich tones.

The three smoke in silence for a few minutes as the California sunset fades into twilight. Amnesiac heats up a Beef and Beer pie in the Semi's commisary, munchies covering a distinct lack of appetite the three bust out Coronas and eat a late dinner.

Mischief finally breaks the silence. " Well, I kinda killed the festivities for today but I'll have it all reset for the morning. The show must go on." A wicked grin peels his lips back, exposing his sharp teeth and gaining a Demonic cast from his long angular face...... the smile softens, then drops like a puppet unstrung. " I'll try not to open anybody else's skull in the future....... I just hope these fools can keep to throwing pies."

[krossfyter]

eggs in june . awaken my mantra.

[ThinkpadsRule]

All you claiming to be dark lords secretly want thinkpads....... The great one stands tall amongst his enemies and conquors. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by ThinkpadsRule
All you claiming to be dark lords secretly want thinkpads....... The great one stands tall amongst his enemies and conquors. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!


eggs in your face *****!


<moderator note...that was a bit too much to put in an open forum>

[King Cobra]

I don't claim to be a Sith master, but in fact I have been given my title and name. :eek:

It looks like (S)thinkpads gets an open house on pies tonight. I feel another truckload coming.

Alpha has the code to the pie-flamethrower, so I will be waiting to see what happens when he sees the bullseye you painted on yourself! :D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by King Cobra

It looks like (S)thinkpads gets an open house on pies tonight. I feel another truckload coming.


just step over the mess...damn...does someone have a mop?!

[King Cobra]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


just step over the mess...damn...does someone have a mop?!

Actually, a Bobcat would be more appropriate! :D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by krossfyter



eggs in your face *****!


<moderator note...that was a bit too much to put in an open forum>




ahah! sorry bout that. didnt know that word was a bad word for this forum.

i guess i was thinking this forum to be more liberal.



dig it.

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


just step over the mess...damn...does someone have a mop?!


hey "mop" is a badword now....and so is "damn".




i guess thats not excessive.

dig it.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by krossfyter
ahah! sorry bout that. didnt know that word was a bad word for this forum.

i guess i was thinking this forum to be more liberal.



i'm sure it's the racial aspect of it more than anything. word.

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


i'm sure it's the racial aspect of it more than anything. word.




well if thats the case.... thats easily understood. i usually say this in the real in the first place so that was basically instinctive for me.... i didnt think about it really. i usually say it when im messing around though.... just like you say "DAWG" or whatever. ive got quite of few friends who are black and we joke around with each other...they call me spic (sp?) etc. etc. and i call them ....well you know that word thats not allowed on this forums. however i ALWAYS use the one ending with "ga" rather than "er".

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by krossfyter
well if thats the case.... thats easily understood. i usually say this in the real in the first place so that was basically instinctive for me.... i didnt think about it really. i usually say it when im messing around though.... just like you say "DAWG" or whatever. ive got quite of few friends who are black and we joke around with each other...they call me spic (sp?) etc. etc. and i call them ....well you know that word thats not allowed on this forums. however i ALWAYS use the one ending with "ga" rather than "er".

i'm sure that's the case. with anymosity being what it is here, no one knows just by the screen name (usually) someone's race. so i'm sure the mods just don't want any toes stepped on...

dawg and your word aren't equal though. sure, dawg is oft considered a rap/hip hop type term which obviously has its roots in the black community, but it doesn't relate to a term which has been derrogatory towards anyone for years. that said, i realize you're just joking, and it doesn't matter much to me. but i know that considering how people see me joke with people and get offended cause they don't know my relationship with said people and think i'm a prick, well, i'm sure they could in theory get the same thoughts about you.

like i said though, doesn't matter to me. that word has always kinda boggled my mind as far as its usage. me being a honky. word out

[krossfyter]

okay i hear yeah on the "ER" version but how do you figure that in the "GA" version? i dont think it applies if you ask me? where am i wrong.


word. real. dope. down. dig. dawg. freakon. shiznit. checkyourselfbeforeyouwreckyourself. biiatch. hustla.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by krossfyter
okay i hear yeah on the "ER" version but how do you figure that in the "GA" version? i dont think it applies if you ask me? where am i wrong.
word. real. dope. down. dig. dawg. freakon. shiznit. checkyourselfbeforeyouwreckyourself. biiatch. hustla.

ga is derived from the er.... i see the difference, believe me. just saying that they are related.

chiggity.
check
yoself

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


ga is derived from the er.... i see the difference, believe me. just saying that they are related.

chiggity.
check
yoself


oh i know they are related word wise ...i just dont think they are realted in the derrogatory sense. thats just my opinion i dont know wither this can fly into absolutes and if it did i would like to see the case for this.



before
you
wriggidy
wreck
yoself

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by krossfyter
oh i know they are related word wise ...i just dont think they are realted in the derrogatory sense. thats just my opinion i dont know wither this can fly into absolutes and if it did i would like to see the case for this.
before
you
wriggidy
wreck
yoself

well because one word is negative, then the word derived from it CAN be seen as such as well. again, i am not speaking for myself. but others could take it that way.

i think the word you used is juat a bit harsher than "*****" or anything, cause it could be taken as personally offensive. AGAIN. it's just an interpretation/opinion thing that some might have though not me. thank you and goodnight

ho-dawg

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


well because one word is negative, then the word derived from it CAN be seen as such as well. again, i am not speaking for myself. but others could take it that way.

i think the word you used is juat a bit harsher than "*****" or anything, cause it could be taken as personally offensive. AGAIN. it's just an interpretation/opinion thing that some might have though not me. thank you and goodnight

ho-dawg




well then its all relative. just as i thought.


so if someone comes in here and is offended by the word "dawg" for some odd reason or another then that word should be moded out???

wheres the line drawn? is it only up to the mods opinions on such matters.... which i plan to abide by by the way.


im just trying to figure something out here....


home spank!

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by krossfyter
well then its all relative. just as i thought.
so if someone comes in here and is offended by the word "dawg" for some odd reason or another then that word should be moded out???

wheres the line drawn? is it only up to the mods opinions on such matters.... which i plan to abide by by the way.

im just trying to figure something out here....
home spank!

you have to admit that "dawg" is not nearly as likely to be taken as offensive as ga is. come on now. even if i don't think it should be. doesn't mean it isn't. but that doesn't imply it's reasonable for john doe to come in here, assume you hate chickens cause you keep saying "eggs" and thus petition to get you booted. clearly your word of choice has some reasonable chance of being taken wrongly.

eye was the one who did it, ask his sorry winking ass.

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


you have to admit that "dawg" is not nearly as likely to be taken as offensive as ga is. come on now. even if i don't think it should be. doesn't mean it isn't. but that doesn't imply it's reasonable for john doe to come in here, assume you hate chickens cause you keep saying "eggs" and thus petition to get you booted. clearly your word of choice has some reasonable chance of being taken wrongly.

eye was the one who did it, ask his sorry winking ass.



nah i know what your saying man.... im in agreement ...im just showing you how realtive all this shiznit is in the first place. it all comes down to which word has the most people (general poplulas) offended from a relative perception or what not. "dawg" offends 1% of the general populas ..for instance and "that word i used that was omited by the eye man" offends 70% of the general populas. i guess thats the criterion we on here go by sub consciously. im just part of the that portion that does not see "that word i used that was omited by the eye man" as offensive in the least bit.... however i do see the "ER" version as offensive somewhat depending on the way it may be used.



dig it home spank.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by krossfyter
nah i know what your saying man.... im in agreement ...im just showing you how realtive all this shiznit is in the first place. it all comes down to which word has the most people (general poplulas) offended from a relative perception or what not. "dawg" offends 1% of the general populas ..for instance and "that word i used that was omited by the eye man" offends 70% of the general populas. i guess thats the criterion we on here go by sub consciously. im just part of the that portion that does not see "that word i used that was omited by the eye man" as offensive in the least bit.... however i do see the "ER" version as offensive somewhat depending on the way it may be used.

dig it home spank.

that took too long to agree upon... jerkrabbit

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


that took too long to agree upon... jerkrabbit



there was really no point at which we werent at odds in the first place....mindfuk.

[teabgs]

Teabgs has comes out of his hiding palce deep within the stadium, winky by his side.

Jello and Krossfyter stand in the middle of the stadium talking symantics that should be done via pm rather then in an open thread.

Winky goes to the left. Teabgs to the right. The slowly make their way towards the field, in stealth mode to catch these post mongers off guard.

Teabgs grabs two custard and chicken liver pies...mmmm, mmmm, good!

Meanwhile winky whips out a nice steamy batch of feces.

The two converge at the base of the field, slinging weapons in hand.

Winky sits and waits for the command.

Teabgs stands up "Krossfyter and Jello. You have brought shame and worthless posts to this thread. You stand for everything that is wrong, and indecent. Prepare for the hell that exists in your mind, for that will be your only refuge when I'm done with you."

With that teabgs nods to winky who begins an all out poo assault on the two. They cannot run from the poo-slinging monkey.

*splat*

Teabgs sits back and laughs as the two are covered in poo. Then once winky is done teabgs begins his assault.
*splat*

*splat*

:D
Teabgs smiles like a kid in a candy store.

The two are now covered in poo and pie. the rest of the pie warriors stand and stare at them in amazment.They are laughed at uncontrolably and exhiled from the pie fight so as they cannot defile it any more.

Teabgs "Anyone of you mother's wants to try and up your post count by posting stupid things that nobody else is interested in this thread take heed. It is not welcome. We are here to throw pies for fun, nothing else. If it is serious discussion you want, get it somewherer else. You have been warned

[mcrain]

A pie arcs across the sky as a voice blares out of the loudspeakers, "Stop teabagging the customers!" Distracted by the sound, teabgs fails to defend himself... *splat* You've been pied!

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by teabgs
Jello and Krossfyter stand in the middle of the stadium talking symantics that should be done via pm rather then in an open thread.

Teabgs "Anyone of you mother's wants to try and up your post count by posting stupid things that nobody else is interested in this thread take heed. It is not welcome. We are here to throw pies for fun, nothing else. If it is serious discussion you want, get it somewherer else. You have been warned

2 things:

1. no, it should not have been done via pm. other people's opinions on the matter might have helped and on this subject of forum policy everyone can use to hear it and be a part of it if they want. though i agree this was not a thread for it, this thread is getting dumb when everyone just makes up powers for themselves. as it was bound to come to.

2. yeah, we were trying to up our post counts by talking about his use of the word.... ok. i'm worried about the "pie" i will get for this post, i really am.

[mischief]

There is a creaking grinding din from a disused gate to the basement pens........ it opens slowly to reveal 5 trained, genetically enhanced Tigers that home in on the cynnical tone and vegitarian scent of Jelloshotsrule.

Mischief sits in a folding chair in the shade of one arena-wall. " You were warned once. I suggest you leave before this gets graphic." He unwraps a Tuna sandwitch and begins munching away with gusto. " Albacore too fool." (munch munch)

" BTW: These Tigers I bred just for you. They have an unreasonable need to eat only you. Any other Veggie or cynnical ***hole here will be ignored."

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by mischief
There is a creaking grinding din from a disused gate to the basement pens........ it opens slowly to reveal 5 trained, genetically enhanced Tigers that home in on the cynnical tone and vegitarian scent of Jelloshotsrule.

Mischief sits in a folding chair in the shade of one arena-wall. " You were warned once. I suggest you leave before this gets graphic." He unwraps a Tuna sandwitch and begins munching away with gusto. " Albacore too fool." (munch munch)

" BTW: These Tigers I bred just for you. They have an unreasonable need to eat only you. Any other Veggie or cynnical ***hole here will be ignored."

uh oh. good imagination though... created stuff that was more inventive than just shields and all that. nice work.

[mischief]

Yo Jello:

yo momma smokes cigars.

Tell me just where does Nader hide that MEAT out of frame? does he...... perhaps ...... Kiester it?



:eek: :p :rolleyes:

Yo momma got a callous on her leg from da Taxi Meter she be 'tatchin awn fo billin'.............:eek: :confused:

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by teabgs


Teabgs stands up "Krossfyter and Jello. You have brought shame and worthless posts to this thread. You stand for everything that is wrong, and indecent. Prepare for the hell that exists in your mind, for that will be your only refuge when I'm done with you."

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by teabgs


Teabgs stands up "Krossfyter and Jello. You have brought shame and worthless posts to this thread. You stand for everything that is wrong, and indecent. Prepare for the hell that exists in your mind, for that will be your only refuge when I'm done with you."





ah!... its all relative. im not starting the posts in the first place. im just hanging out in umm sometimes.




dig it.

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule




2. yeah, we were trying to up our post counts by talking about his use of the word.... ok. i'm worried about the "pie" i will get for this post, i really am.




im not concerned about my post count. i was at the start...and that was way back then....but now im just hanging out enjoying the breeze man.


dig.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by krossfyter
im not concerned about my post count. i was at the start...and that was way back then....but now im just hanging out enjoying the breeze man.


dig.

right. i was being sarcastic about the stupid ass suggestion made.

gotta go get my momma some more cigars.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by mischief
" BTW: These Tigers I bred just for you. They have an unreasonable need to eat only you. Any other Veggie or cynnical ***hole here will be ignored."

I don't think I want to know if I fall into that listing... I know that I am not a vegan, nor a veggie :p.

So, how long did you take to cook up that batch??? Aren't you a bit concerned that they will gak from eating jelloshotsrule, or at least get blitzed from the residual jelloshots???