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McFreggle
Jun 21, 2002, 09:31 AM
Since it's almost (MWNY-)rumor time again, how about this one:

In addition to the apple.com/switch-campaign, a whole new computer will be released at MWNY, called the yMac? (question mark included).

The goal of the operation is clear... to tell people "y" they should use a "Mac" ;-)

This is no rumor, it's just true!

k.

PS: With the yMac? released, we still have the aMac, oMac and uMac left. Anyone any suggestions?



Macmaniac
Jun 21, 2002, 09:46 AM
That would be pretty funny! Why not xMac, gMac, or pMac. X for xtreme, g for gaming, and p for programming.

bobindashadows
Jun 21, 2002, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Macmaniac
That would be pretty funny! Why not xMac, gMac, or pMac. X for xtreme, g for gaming, and p for programming.

A little wihle back Crazyapplerumors.com did a joke article like this, where Apple filled out the entire alphabet. Surprisingly, they mentioned the "eMac" for education... before it was announced! There was the qMac for quilting, and the pMac wasn't for programming! Ah yes, everybody loves the Porn Mac!

McFreggle
Jun 21, 2002, 10:09 AM
Hey! It's definately NOT a rumor! I've been lurking around a bit on the Apple Web servers, and I found THIS banner!!

k.

King Cobra
Jun 21, 2002, 10:11 AM
Wasn't there a story about some jMac? That still seems pathetic.

I wonder what comes after the yMac... :cool:

McFreggle
Jun 21, 2002, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by King Cobra
I wonder what comes after the yMac?... :cool:

Obviously the 'That's yMac!'

k.

Hemingray
Jun 21, 2002, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by McFreggle
Hey! It's definately NOT a rumor! I've been lurking around a bit on the Apple Web servers, and I found THIS banner!!

k.

Yeah, complete with "by MacFreggle", right? Sheesh... :rolleyes:

mischief
Jun 21, 2002, 11:41 AM
So it'd switch hit??

Both a cheap wintel system and a decent G4 based OS X system running effectively through a KVM-like mobo so you can complete the joke with (of course) " iMac, eMac and now ..... sometimes..... yMac"

What's Jeff Golblum's E-mail!?!

:D :D :D

McFreggle
Jun 21, 2002, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by mischief
So it'd switch hit??

Both a cheap wintel system and a decent G4 based OS X system running effectively through a KVM-like mobo so you can complete the joke with (of course) " iMac, eMac and now ..... sometimes..... yMac"

What's Jeff Golblum's E-mail!?!

:D :D :D

Maybe my English isn't too well, but I don't understand a word of what you're saying here... :D

k.

bobindashadows
Jun 21, 2002, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by McFreggle


Maybe my English isn't too well, but I don't understand a word of what you're saying here... :D

k.

Don't worry, I didn't get much of that either....

mischief
Jun 21, 2002, 11:57 AM
Okay:

The vowels are: a e i o u and sometimes (hint hint) y

The joke was a switch campaign machine called yMac.

The easiest switch hook is to provide a machine that does both operating systems because, of course OS X.2 would look really good with windows running right next to it.

I suppose just selling it with Virtual PC would work.

The idea with a machine that actually has 2 complete sets of innards that just shares the screen and input devices (the way a KVM switch works) called yMac (cuz it's sometimes a Mac) as bait for the switch struck me as particularly funny.

Sorry to be so Geek-Jargon centric about it.

McFreggle
Jun 21, 2002, 11:59 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah now i get it! :D

k

bobindashadows
Jun 21, 2002, 12:02 PM
Now it makes sense! Lol at least i learned some vocab :p

Hemingray
Jun 21, 2002, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by mischief
Sorry to be so Geek-Jargon centric about it.

It's okay, mischief, SOME of us got it. :D

How's for a little lemon meringue in their direction? ;)

bobindashadows
Jun 21, 2002, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Hemingray


It's okay, mischief, SOME of us got it. :D

How's for a little lemon meringue in their direction? ;)
ahhh!!
*runs away flailing arms*

gopher
Jun 21, 2002, 12:45 PM
[EOM]

AmbitiousLemon
Jun 21, 2002, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by Hemingray
How's for a little lemon meringue in their direction? ;)

you sick bastard!

Hemingray
Jun 21, 2002, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by AmbitiousLemon


you sick bastard!

LOL, and I'm the sick one! :D

mischief
Jun 21, 2002, 06:26 PM
the aMac.

:rolleyes: :eek: ;) :D :p

mischief
Jun 21, 2002, 06:43 PM
The iWok Teddy bear for kids.:D

Beej
Jun 21, 2002, 08:38 PM
You guys should get off the sMac. :eek::p