Most embarassing experience ever.

[coolocity]

This one should be interesting.. what's your most embarassing experience?

[menoinjun]

Pete- "Hey barkeep! Could you send that hottie at the end of the bar a drink for me?"

Barkeep- "No"

Pete "Why not?"

Barkeep- "That's my girlfriend!"

-Pete

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by ptrauber
Pete- "Hey barkeep! Could you send that hottie at the end of the bar a drink for me?"

Barkeep- "No"

Pete "Why not?"

Barkeep- "That's my girlfriend!"

-Pete

Ouch Pete! that sucks.....

I would have to say being caught with my girl when i was 16. in my VW beetle, whose parking brake was dislodged by, um, you know and rammed her dad's mercedes.

Needless to say, I rushed out of the car without checking certain things....

Yikes.

That was the end of that relationship

[King Cobra]

Embarassment: KC thinking that you were going to talk about your embarassment! :D

When I was around 9 or so...

Well, just to get a post in, my family was visiting a relative close to Eastside High (after the movie), who lives in an apartment complex and knows lots of people. He and I have met before, but I had no idea he had a golf cart. He gave me a ride around the complex. About 3/4 of the way through for some reason I stretched out my leg and it touched the ground. I fell out of the cart, rolling on the ground for about 30 feet (how painful the memories are) and ended up with a bruise (sp) on my knee. When he took me back to the family he announced it in front of about 12 people outside and I heard their sympathy moans.

Man, that was a terrible time. Luckily, I have not touched a golf cart since then! :cool:

[King Cobra]

Pete- "Hey barkeep! Could you send that hottie at the end of the bar a drink for me?"

Barkeep- "No"

Pete "Why not?"

Barkeep- "That's my girlfriend!"

Hey, Pete, no biggie. If you tell people that you may get invited to clubs! Think about it. :D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
I would have to say being caught with my girl when i was 16. in my VW beetle, whose parking brake was dislodged by, um, you know and rammed her dad's mercedes.

"hmm...u mean like the backseat of a VW?!" :D

as for my finest moment...hmm...

I'm not sure yet...I tend to make fun of any sticky situations I encounter...he he he ;)

[mymemory]

I do not remember one in special, at certain age you just do not car about what you say or do, you just deal with it and make a funny comment about it (very political behaviuor).

But for sure, my mother will always embarass me for something, looks like no matter my age, moment or place.

[krossfyter]

getting caught trying to steal a street sign on the bolling airforce base in washington d.c.

friends taunted me to do it. so i did.... as i was there with my legs around the poll in broad daylight with kids around me egging me on.....the military police showed up! :eek: :eek:


i was taken home by the MP and my pop gave me a beat down.

[Royal Pineapple]

right now, posting on MR with a dell, this is imbaresment at its finest:(

[King Cobra]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple
right now, posting on MR with a dell, this is imbaresment at its finest:(

At least you admit it. :D

What is wrong with your iBook?

[teabgs]

Hey eye: you're a Kevin Smith fan too? right on! weird how we like the same movies....


Anyway....here it is...I was at a bowling Alley in 11th grade after a school theater show. It was our second night (friday) and we (cast&crew..I was crew) always go out after the show.

Well, we went to the bowling alley, and I was quoting a line from Clerks, but I messed up a bit. I yelled at the top of my lungs "I hate women, I love guys". Everyone in the alley stopped what they were doing and looked at me. And they heard me over the really loud music.....I almost died, and fell to the ground and laughed along with everyone else.

See, the line is suppossed to go "I hate guys, I love women" I F*¢ked it up big time...

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by teabgs
"I hate women, I love guys".

what more proof do i need?
none.

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by King Cobra


At least you admit it. :D

What is wrong with your iBook?
the AC connecter is sick, so im sending it in for repairs
at first they thought that it was the power adapter, so they sent me a new one. that one didnt work, so they assumed thet it was broken and sent me another one, that one didnt work so they wanted me to send in my iBook. so here i am posting w/ a dell, but i got 2 new power adapters out of the deal

[k00tgrrl]

i was in the 5th grade and sitting in the middle of a schoolwide assembly (K-6th). I ended up sneezing and farting at the same time.

I had hope that my sneeze would have covered up the farting noise.....which it did....but nothing could have covered up the smell. WOW.

The kids behind me started to actually get up and move. They were making so much noise the principal stopped the assembly to inquire as to why there was so much noise.

I was never more mortified in my life,lol.

[Backtothemac]

I am friends with a group of guys from New Orleans that were in a band called Metal Rose. Well, I have the ability to burp like the guy from Revenge of the Nerds. The lead singer Bobby used to stick the microphone in my face at concerts and ask me to burp. Well, one night after about 10 crown and 7's and a 6 pack of long necks, a little more than the burp came up. :D

Oh, this was in front of about 1100 people.


The next closest thing was in 1994. I was in a Band here in Alabama, and we had gotten booked to open for the Georgia Satelites. Well, our drummer was in the military reserves, and got called to active duty. We ended up going at it solo without him. We decided to go all accoustic. Well, the monitors that they gave us had a short in them, no one could hear one another, and it was bad. Real Bad. Like so bad that when we started there were over 400 people there, and when we were done, there were less than 30 who stayed for the Georgia Satelites. That had to be the worst. I wanted to crawl up and die right there.

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


"hmm...u mean like the backseat of a VW?!" :D

as for my finest moment...hmm...

I'm not sure yet...I tend to make fun of any sticky situations I encounter...he he he ;)

We were in the front seat. Yes. Indeed. and her, um, leaning over to do certain actions gto a llittle out of hand and she dislodged said park brake.

There's really no way to tell that story without giving it all away. heh

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


We were in the front seat. Yes. Indeed. and her, um, leaning over to do certain actions gto a llittle out of hand and she dislodged said park brake.

There's really no way to tell that story without giving it all away. heh

he,he. I know how you feel. I never knew the back seat of a bug would fold flat. Good thing too. Me and my X went that route as well once. Not very comfortable at all, but hey, who cares right. :D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by Backtothemac


he,he. I know how you feel. I never knew the back seat of a bug would fold flat. Good thing too. Me and my X went that route as well once. Not very comfortable at all, but hey, who cares right. :D

EXACTLY :) :) :) :)

Heck, I was 17, getting some treats, I didn't care if I was in a beetle, all cramped up and stuff, in the great outdoors, or in one of our houses during those rare occassions whens moms and dads were away-- I was "experiencing" stuff my friends could only dream about.

It was great, really. They were all sitting around at "parties" drinking and I was, well, not drinking. :)

But that moment turned out to be quite the fiasco....jumping out of the car, parts kinda flapping in the wind, apologizing to her dad about the car (which didn't even scratch) and I saw the look on his face and thought I really messed up his car when in reality he was NOT to thrilled with how we were, um, occupying our time together.

heh heh.

[britboy]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


But that moment turned out to be quite the fiasco....jumping out of the car, parts kinda flapping in the wind, apologizing to her dad about the car (which didn't even scratch) and I saw the look on his face and thought I really messed up his car when in reality he was NOT to thrilled with how we were, um, occupying our time together.

heh heh.


What i'm wondering is, what was her dad's car doing behind you, whilst you were in the middle of you.....p.e.? Had he been sat there the whole time or something? :p

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by teabgs
Hey eye: you're a Kevin Smith fan too? right on! weird how we like the same movies....

he he he...oh hell yeah! :D

I only own Clerks & Mallrats...but am going to eventually have the entire collection... ;)

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
I am friends with a group of guys from New Orleans that were in a band called Metal Rose. Well, I have the ability to burp like the guy from Revenge of the Nerds. The lead singer Bobby used to stick the microphone in my face at concerts and ask me to burp. Well, one night after about 10 crown and 7's and a 6 pack of long necks, a little more than the burp came up. :D


funny u mention burping...

around here...Darrin, Gina & I are constantly seeing who's got the stronger ones...he he he :D

what's even funnier, if I happen to be talking to my mother on the phone here and I let one go...she freaks out because she thinks it's inappopriate to act that way at work...if she only knew... ;)

[teabgs]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


he he he...oh hell yeah! :D

I only own Clerks & Mallrats...but am going to eventually have the entire collection... ;)

I own Clerks and Dogma on VHS, but since I'll have DVD when I get the new towers (:D) I'm gonna wait for the Box set, which HAS to come out sometime soon, right.....maybe?

Well, I want the box set if its out soon otherwise I guess I'll pony up the $$$ to flat out buy all of them.

I have a Clerks poster signed by Kevin Smith....I like it a lot! :D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by britboy



What i'm wondering is, what was her dad's car doing behind you, whilst you were in the middle of you.....p.e.? Had he been sat there the whole time or something? :p

I was parked in her driveway. Dad's car was in front of mine. He was inside reading some conservative right wing trash ( i am guessing ).

When I hit the car, alarm went off, he ran out....

Eye, we haven't really heard a story frm you yet. ;)

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike

Eye, we haven't really heard a story frm you yet. ;)

hmm...I thinking...

the only thing I can really think of was the time I was with my first girlfriend...

we were getting jiggy...must have been making noise...all of a sudden my mother is banging on my door telling me she needs to talk to me right away...asking what I'm doing in there...come out this instant...

I said "ok I'll be out in a minute"...she says "well I'm waiting right outside your door"...

not so much embarassing on my part as it was for her's...

so has everyone been busted having sex at one time or another?! :eek: ;)

[jelloshotsrule]

hglm-

why have sex with your parents around?

or you kinky like dat? ;)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by teabgs


I own Clerks and Dogma on VHS, but since I'll have DVD when I get the new towers (:D) I'm gonna wait for the Box set, which HAS to come out sometime soon, right.....maybe?

Well, I want the box set if its out soon otherwise I guess I'll pony up the $$$ to flat out buy all of them.

I have a Clerks poster signed by Kevin Smith....I like it a lot! :D
there will be no box set!
just like there will be no PDA
the reasioning behind this is that half of the movies were produced by miramax, while the rest were produced by other companys. your best bet is to buy all the flicks on dvd and line them up next to one another, thats what i did:D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
hglm-

why have sex with your parents around?

or you kinky like dat? ;)

well...I was 18 & pretty horny... :rolleyes:

[coolocity]

Alright, my first thread to go multiple pages! Anyway, guess it's my turn to tell a quite embarassing story... here goes.

When I was 17 (like I am now), my girlfriend and I were in the family room, watching TV. My mom was home, but was in the basement, she has her own home business. Anyway, we always hear her coming, unfortunately, didn't seem to hear her right away.

My girlfriend had this crazy idea to handcuff me behing my back so she could do whatever she wanted, yatta yatta. Without going into too much detail the next think I know my pants are unzipped, i'm exposed, and the basement door begins to open. Quickley she pulled my shirt down, threw a pillow on my lap, and handed me the key.

My mom comes into the room and asked if everything was ok. I was like yeah, sure. At that point I finally had undone the handcuffs behind my back. She eyed my pretty wierd and went back about her own business.

Unlike some of you, I didn't get caught. But that was one damn funny experience to be in. My girlfriend will never let me live that one down.

- John

[mcrain]

I had to cover three hearings for a partner of mine. He did criminal law (something which I do not do normally), and I was supposed to accept a plea on a DUI case, accept a plea in another case, and handle a status in a third case.

The client didn't show for the status, and the Judge chewed me out for not ensuring that my client was there (remember, I don't know these people, I'm just covering). Then, the second guy shows up, and thankfully that goes ok.

This is where it gets bad. The DUI plea gets called, and its this guy who was there before the hearing, but didn't answer when I asked if he was there. Anyway, he comes up, and I tell him that we are here to accept the plea as he had agreed with my partner. He looks at me, asks where my partner is, and gets mad when I tell him he couldn't be there.

He then says that he wants a better deal! The judge at this point is ready to go, and is getting impatient. I've got 200 people behind me wondering why my client is making a scene. I go to the State's attorney, tell him that my client wants a better deal. He says no way (as he should have). I tell my client, no better deal, and he then gets mad, really mad and loud. I have to then tell the state's attorney, no deal.

At this point, the judge calls the case. The state's attorney informs the court that we have no deal. The judge says ok, your first witness (to the state's attorney). My client jumps up, and says he want to fire me! The judge looks at him, and says request denied. Proceed.

The state's attorney calls the cop who pulled over my client, and he testifies about radar guns, tuning forks, breathalizers, road tests (finger on nose, etc...), and I'm sitting there mortified because I have no clue how to do a DUI trial.

My turn: I try to think of something, and start asking questions about the tuning fork, and my client grabs me and asks if we can still accept the plea. I ask the court for a moment, and go over the state's attorney's desk and beg to allow my client to take the plea. He was going to say no, but he knew he had to work with my firm on other cases, and I guess he felt sorry for me, and we got the plea entered.

All this happened in front of a bunch of attorneys (most of which I knew) and a full courtroom.

It was terrible. I will never do criminal law again, and I sure as hell never covered for that partner again.

[Royal Pineapple]

ok i like lawyer jokes and the such, but i still have no idea what the heck that lenghtly post was about. i dont get in trouble very often and have never found my self making a plea. so if anybody understood what that was all about pleese tell me

[mcrain]

A plea is a plea bargain. An agreement between a defendant and the state's attorney. Usually, the defendant agrees to plead guilty to something different or lesser than what is charged in exchange for a lower prison time. Defendants enter into them because there is always a chance of being found guilty, and getting hit with a bad sentence, and state's attorneys enter into them because it is a guilty verdict they get without having to go to trial. Fast and easy.

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple
ok i like lawyer jokes and the such, but i still have no idea what the heck that lenghtly post was about. i dont get in trouble very often and have never found my self making a plea. so if anybody understood what that was all about pleese tell me

Basically he was covering for a partner in his firm at a plea hearing. When the client backed out mcrain was forced to try the case. After the first witness, the client begged for the plea that he had just turned down. The SA took the plea because he had to work with mcrains firm. Still, very embarassing because of the fact that he did not do criminal law.

Here is an example.

Lets say that you are an IT consultant. And a DR. friend of yours, while visiting his office says, hey, stay here and watch this patient. She is sedated so she will be ok, and I will be right back. He leaves, she starts having a seizure and you have to handle it. See. It is that type of situation.

mcrain,
that was hillarious. Thanks, I needed that today.

[mcrain]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
that was hillarious. Thanks, I needed that today.

Dude, it was so not hillarious. I was mortified. The looks on all the lawyers faces. It was like they were watching a zebra getting taken down by a lion. Lamb to the slaughter.

[Royal Pineapple]

ok thanks for the clarifaction. the MD. anology is pretty funny, sucks to be him.but anyway i guesss that would be prettty imbarrassing, but i dont know what im doing half the time, so its ok;)

[teabgs]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


so has everyone been busted having sex at one time or another?! :eek: ;)

I got caught by a cop with one of my ex gf's in my car once...

Funny stroy too, but I'm at work and have to get back to the "working" part so I'll type it up later...

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by teabgs


I got caught by a cop with one of my ex gf's in my car once...

Funny stroy too, but I'm at work and have to get back to the "working" part so I'll type it up later...
come on teaman, lets here it, youre prolly home by now and if you arnt than your company is overworking you and you deserve a break, long enough to type out a story

[King Cobra]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple
if you arnt than your company is overworking you and you deserve a break, long enough to type out a story

In which case a spare remote controlled dummy would do the trick! :D

Originally posted by mcrain
I will never do criminal law again, and I sure as hell never covered for that partner again.

You damn right you better not! It sounds like he was just acting like an ahole, not to say that he is one. I know people have their ups and downs, but that was probably too far.

What are you going to do IF you see him again?

[teabgs]

OK, here it is....I wasnt at work this whole time, but I got off at 6pm then went to edit this video I'm doing until 9pm and then bleached some of my hair and hung out with some friends....so now I have time to tell ya'll the story...

It was the last night that I was going to be at home last summer before I went back to school. I'd been going out with this girl and after hanging out with a large group of friends who still were left, or were not going away for school we wanted to spend some "special time" together.

Well, we couldnt goto either of our houses,even though we're technically adults...and one reason why I dont really go home any more....so It was either outside, or in the car.

The night was a bit chilly so, the car won. we went to our old high school and parked in a spot behind the school where nobody would see.

Well, we finished up and I stepped out to stretch, not thinking I should cover myself first. As I'm stretching about 2 feet from the car a bright light suddenly shines on me. I turn around and see a cop car.

:eek:

So I jump into the car yelling "get your clothes on, there's a cop here!"

We couldnt find any clothes and the cop was pulling up next to my car. We found my shirt and put it on her, which covered her pretty well cause she was kinda small; and I managed to cover myself...not dress, but hold my boxers over my "junx".

So then the pig shines the light directly in our eyes so we cant see him and he gives us this stupid half-ass interigation just to make sure I wasnt doing anything I shouldnt be to the girl.

and then we sit there. He isnt saying anything, and we're still pretty naked...so I ask "excuse me, officer...can we please just leave? or are we in trouble?"

he let us go but followed my car out to make sure we left....then, I dropped the girl off at her house and took my car out for a 2 1/2 hour goodbye ride...

[Royal Pineapple]

good story, that just makes my day:D :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple
good story, that just makes my day:D :D

I'm just glad that I can put a smile on someone's face. If I can make one person smile every day, then I feel im a successful man. :D

[coolocity]

Originally posted by mcrain


Dude, it was so not hillarious. I was mortified. The looks on all the lawyers faces. It was like they were watching a zebra getting taken down by a lion. Lamb to the slaughter.

At now you know, on a bad day, things coule be much worse.:D

[Skandranon]

Alright, mine's short and sweet:

In my first year at Duke University, I had been dating a girl for a few months and we decided to walk back to my apartment from a party we had gone to instead of taking the free busride. We ventured into the Sarah Duke Gardens (http://www.duke.edu/~bgd3/images/gardens.jpg) and after frolicking in the flowers and beautiful foliage, we ended up in a secluded area alongside a gently sloping hill covered with soft, new grass. The lights of the neighboring hospital lit the area quite nicely and we had found a good spot to camp out.

We were laying around in the grass and were well on our way to some good lovin' when we heard people walking nearby on the gravel road at the foot of the hill. Seeing as we were both in a compromising situation, I covered her body with my own but couldn't get my stupid jeans back up from around my ankles. So I lay very still, cursing under my breath, hoping the people walking past wouldn't look in our direction when my girlfriend suddenly burst out laughing, startling the passerbys and bringing their full attention to my bare, exposed ass.

Needless to say, the passing couple got a clear view of the Moon™ that night, whether they wanted to or not. After one hell of a good chuckle, we headed back to a less public venue. Sadly, we've never gone back to the Gardens for a sequel.


:rolleyes:

[McFreggle]

Okay... everytime I tell this embarassing story to a friend, they laugh their a$$ of, but I don't know if you're going to get it when I tell it in English in stead of Dutch ;)

Oh well, I'll try.

Two years ago, I was walking around in Leuven with a girlfriend (just a friend, not MY girlfriend -- I was single at the time), and we arrived at her student house. Now, a student house in Dutch (and in many other languages) is called a 'kot'.

Now what I like to do from time to time is to talk another language and to do it purposely very very bad, in fact like just Dutch with a fake accent and some fake words.
And I wanted to talk German then :D
So I wanted to say 'Can I come in?', or more literally 'Can I go inside your kot?' But I thought 'kot' would be nicer if I used the diminutive. So I thought, in German 'Kot', diminutive: Kötchen. And I said 'Kan ich in dein Kötchen gehen?'.

I got a very angry look, she almost slapped me in my face, and she slammed the door.

She thought I meant 'Can I enter you c*t?'

k.

[King Cobra]

Well done, McFreggle. And welcome to the club! :D

So far I have taken notes on who has been caught "busting" and who got away c!!!!!g (no offense), as it seems to be the most popular senario on embarrassment on -it-. There seems to be an 80% chance that the following person, who tells a story on -it-, will get busted, as that seems to be the way it's going right now.

teabags, I am so glad you made me wait until I woke up to read about it! But at least you were honest.

But you've got to admit, the cops have to look out for actions like this. You don't want to go to jail for three years for indecent exposure, so you actually got lucky! :cool:

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by McFreggle
Okay... everytime I tell this embarassing story to a friend, they laugh their a$$ of, but I don't know if you're going to get it when I tell it in English in stead of Dutch ;)

Oh well, I'll try.

Two years ago, I was walking around in Leuven with a girlfriend (just a friend, not MY girlfriend -- I was single at the time), and we arrived at her student house. Now, a student house in Dutch (and in many other languages) is called a 'kot'.

Now what I like to do from time to time is to talk another language and to do it purposely very very bad, in fact like just Dutch with a fake accent and some fake words.
And I wanted to talk German then :D
So I wanted to say 'Can I come in?', or more literally 'Can I go inside your kot?' But I thought 'kot' would be nicer if I used the diminutive. So I thought, in German 'Kot', diminutive: Kötchen. And I said 'Kan ich in dein Kötchen gehen?'.

I got a very angry look, she almost slapped me in my face, and she slammed the door.

She thought I meant 'Can I enter you c*t?'

k.

Yikes! That's pretty horrendous. But funny nonetheless. I had a similar experience when I was working with deaf kids. My friend Pete and I volunteered to do this arts and language program for the kids. One day, Pete couldn't show (had to work) and this one boy was asking where Pete was. My sign language was pretty mediocre, and I asked this REALLY SMART girl Nellie how to say Pete was at work.

She basically told me to say "Pete is a b!!!h" as the signs for work and b!!!h are very similar.

hehe

Man, Nellie was a bit too smart for her own good. ;)

[coolocity]

Originally posted by Moxiemike

She basically told me to say "Pete is a b!!!h" as the signs for work and b!!!h are very similar.


The signs for horns, devil, and horny are also quite similar. :D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by coolocity


The signs for horns, devil, and horny are also quite similar. :D

Indeed they are! Cultural differences, be they due to "handicap" (lacking a better term????) or actual geography make for fascinating (and embarrassing) tales.

Anyone ever been to a deaf dance??? It's quite the experience. Something that will stick with me forever.

[Backtothemac]

Well, a girl that was in the bad that I was in walked in on me and my girlfriend when I had her in the egg McMuffin positioin. That was interesting. Steph said "oh, I am sorry" and ran out the door. I looked at my girlfriend and she said what are you doing? Get back to work.

Man, wasn't college a blast.

[teabgs]

Originally posted by King Cobra

teabags, I am so glad you made me wait until I woke up to read about it! But at least you were honest.

But you've got to admit, the cops have to look out for actions like this. You don't want to go to jail for three years for indecent exposure, so you actually got lucky! :cool:

I dont blame the cops for anything. Its good that they patrol the area, though at that particular moment, it wasnt so cool....:rolleyes:

I know I got lucky, except this was really late at night, and kind of secluded...it was prolly around 1-2am, I dont really remember.

I think its funny and Im not angry about it because 1)I finished and 2) I know the cop HAD to get a nice view of my ass. and maybe more, but not sure. But he definately was FORCED to look at my ass.

:D

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
the egg McMuffin positioin.


:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

wow. egg mcmuffin? Those things.... are.... greasy... and.... stuff.....

Darn am I confused......

Is that a Dr. Ruth thing? Dr. Laura? Dan Savage? Who invented the Egg McMuffin position? and how does it work?

Me, I prefer the "pigs in a blanket" position. heehee

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
the egg McMuffin positioin

hmmm.....I'm afraid im not familiar with that term...care to enlighten?

[coolocity]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


Indeed they are! Cultural differences, be they due to "handicap" (lacking a better term????) or actual geography make for fascinating (and embarrassing) tales.

Anyone ever been to a deaf dance??? It's quite the experience. Something that will stick with me forever.

Haha, I've been to a deaf sorority house. Lots of deaf chicks listening to music.. uhm.. yeah, I didn't ask why. They had wicked cool phones hooked up to strobe lights or something. Call the house and start ravin'!

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by teabgs


hmmm.....I'm afraid im not familiar with that term...care to enlighten?

Basically pin her legs up by her sholders and then slide down for the ultimate kiss. I guess that is the best way that I can say it. Without offending someone. My best friend named it the egg McMuffin.

Sorry arn.

[King Cobra]

LMGDAO! teabags, I have to respond to this...too funny.


I dont blame the cops for anything. Its good that they patrol the area, though at that particular moment, it wasnt so cool....:rolleyes:

I know it's not cool to be caught, and you shouldn't blame the cops for it. They are doing their jobs.

Now who wants to testify for lawmaker Murphy? :)


I know I got lucky, except this was really late at night, and kind of secluded...it was prolly around 1-2am, I dont really remember.

Wow, the cops caught you that late at night? Either they make really low pay, or they want to see some themselves since they try to go low. And I think that gets confirmed here...


I think its funny and Im not angry about it because 1)I finished and 2) I know the cop HAD to get a nice view of my ass. and maybe more, but not sure. But he definately was FORCED to look at my ass.

:D

And in return for his low pay he gets a view of the kisser! This is classic! :D

Hey, B2TM, first you are showing pictures of half n!!!d women and now you are telling your stories of being with one. Save the third part of the series for later! :eek:

And try to keep your position descriptions less graphic, as we do have 13 year olds roaming the boards! :cool:

Man, how many times am I going to edit my post?

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by Backtothemac


Basically pin her legs up by her sholders and then slide down for the ultimate kiss. I guess that is the best way that I can say it. Without offending someone. My best friend named it the egg McMuffin.

Sorry arn.

Interesting. I know the position. Just never had a name for it. Hmm. Maybe I'll call it the Baja Gordita or something. Not a big fan of McDonald's here :) :) :)

Originally posted by coolocity

Haha, I've been to a deaf sorority house. Lots of deaf chicks listening to music.. uhm.. yeah, I didn't ask why. They had wicked cool phones hooked up to strobe lights or something. Call the house and start ravin'!
teabgs

Yea. I know those phones well. I ended up dating a deaf girl ( iw as a freshmanin college, she was a senior in HS and DARN adorable-- could speak well, and whatnot and used to like to mess with waiters at restaurants). Anyway, we went to a couple of dances.... it was quite an experience--they listen to bassed out version and can feel the beat and dance to it. I mean, it makes sense--bass is what makes us feel the rhythm and movement.

But the weird thing is, she could compose melodies to the songs too...and melodies in key. I suppose she could get undertones from the bass frequencies??? I dunno. Anyway, she had NO hearing and was born deaf.... i can only imagine if she could hear--musical prodigy. She could even play a bit of bass (one of the few people to touch my 69 jazz bass)

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Backtothemac


Basically pin her legs up by her sholders and then slide down for the ultimate kiss. I guess that is the best way that I can say it. Without offending someone. My best friend named it the egg McMuffin.

Sorry arn.

oh, ok...yeah, I dig that position myself :D

man, this thread is goin kinda offtrack to a land of another webpage....

damn I miss my gf...

[eyelikeart]

hmm...this thread is....um....interesting?

I'll have to remember to throw out "egg mcmuffin" next time I....oh wait... :eek:

u know what's funny...and I think only B2TM can really appreciate this one...

everytime I tell someone who's not from New Orleans that I'm about to go out for a snoball...I get the funniest responses...he he he ;)

[Backtothemac]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
hmm...this thread is....um....interesting?

I'll have to remember to throw out "egg mcmuffin" next time I....oh wait... :eek:

u know what's funny...and I think only B2TM can really appreciate this one...

everytime I tell someone who's not from New Orleans that I'm about to go out for a snoball...I get the funniest responses...he he he ;)

OMG. No doubt. That is sick funny. Do you think my post was too vulgar? Your a mod, what do you think. Sorry if it is. Eye, kill that puppy if you think so.

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
hmm...this thread is....um....interesting?

I'll have to remember to throw out "egg mcmuffin" next time I....oh wait... :eek:

u know what's funny...and I think only B2TM can really appreciate this one...

everytime I tell someone who's not from New Orleans that I'm about to go out for a snoball...I get the funniest responses...he he he ;)

Man.... my friend had a horrid experience with a "snoball" if we're on the same page.

He kept saying over and over "Sneak attack. SO UNFAIR!!! Sneak attack. SO UNFAIR!!!Sneak attack. SO UNFAIR!!! Sneak attack. SO UNFAIR!!! Sneak attack. SO UNFAIR!!!"

Oddly enough, I hooked up with the same girl. She was, um, fun. teehee. I'll have to tell you that story sometime Eye, especially since you spend some time in cemetaries.... :)

[coolocity]

Speaking of Muffins, I've got a nice joke.

Two muffins are baking in the oven - One Muffin says to the other 'It sure is getting hot in here' to which the other muffin responds 'Holy crap! A talking muffin!'

Yip, got that one out of Maxim. Gotta love it.

- John

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Backtothemac

Eye, kill that puppy if you think so.

ha ha ha...no worries ;)

I think it's quite funny actually...by all means keep it up! :D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
Man.... my friend had a horrid experience with a "snoball" if we're on the same page.

Oddly enough, I hooked up with the same girl. She was, um, fun. teehee. I'll have to tell you that story sometime Eye, especially since you spend some time in cemetaries.... :)

Ha ha ha!!! :D Your poor friend! I don't mean to laugh, but damn that had to suck for him if he wasn't expecting it...:eek:

So u will have to tell me this story involving cemetaries...my interest has been piqued highly ;)

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


Ha ha ha!!! :D Your poor friend! I don't mean to laugh, but damn that had to suck for him if he wasn't expecting it...:eek:

So u will have to tell me this story involving cemetaries...my interest has been piqued highly ;)

Yea. He was a little shocked. I, however, had a VERY different experience with the same girl. ;) IM me at some point and we'll chat.

Involves a goth girl, a turn of the century cemetary (the 1700s to 1800s century turn) and some actions that seemed to spur some ghosties. ;)

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Moxiemike
Involves a goth girl, a turn of the century cemetary (the 1700s to 1800s century turn) and some actions that seemed to spur some ghosties. ;)

hmm....seems very interesting... ;)

so tell me again why u don't move to New Orleans?

goth girls...cemetaries...ghosts...I could go on & on...

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


hmm....seems very interesting... ;)

so tell me again why u don't move to New Orleans?

goth girls...cemetaries...ghosts...I could go on & on...

if they're cute.,..... i might be cajoled. Pgh isn't doin' too well for us singles:

http://www.forbes.com/2002/06/06/0606pittsburgh.html

Here's a quick excerpt:
Pittsburgh may be the best place in the world to watch a football game, but it's the worst place in America to be stuck with a lonely heart.

The Steel City is unforgiving to the unattached, coming near the bottom of all of the criteria we used to rank the best cities for singles. Pittsburgh was 33rd out of the 40 metro areas we examined in our singles ratio (see "Best Cities For Singles"). This should not be surprising when you consider that Allegheny county, where Pittsburgh is located, has the oldest population of any county in the U.S. outside Palm Beach County in Florida. Almost 18% of Allegheny's population is over 65, compared to 23.2% of Palm Beach.

and another:

But change is afoot, according to some hopeful city denizens. One local who is staying in Pittsburgh and working to improve the city's coolness is Traci Jackson. The 29-year-old quit her industrial designing job to start an organization that coordinates interdisciplinary arts events throughout the city. Jackson's group, Flux, temporarily takes over buildings slated for redevelopment and allows local painters, poets and dancers to show off their stuff. Events attract between 800 and 1,400 people. Local politicians are starting to grasp the fact that the city needs to offer more for talented up-and-comers, Jackson says.

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
hmm...this thread is....um....interesting?

I'll have to remember to throw out "egg mcmuffin" next time I....oh wait... :eek:

u know what's funny...and I think only B2TM can really appreciate this one...

everytime I tell someone who's not from New Orleans that I'm about to go out for a snoball...I get the funniest responses...he he he ;)
yupp, that one sure suprised me, but the other day i was walking arround and i saw a Snoball shop, so now i understand that a snoball and a snocone are the same thing, except that a snoball is bigger:D

[mymemory]

I was cought playing the doctor several times with a girl from my neiberhood when I was about 8 or 7 years old. :D

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by mymemory
I was cought playing the doctor several times with a girl from my neiberhood when I was about 8 or 7 years old. :D
who hasn't, that is an embarrassing experiance, especally when her mom finds you, oh yea, her mom was a NUN. so as you can imagine, that didnt go down too well.

[menoinjun]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


if they're cute.,..... i might be cajoled. Pgh isn't doin' too well for us singles:

Yeah. For the most part, pittsburgh can suck as far as women goes. There are two exceptions though...Duquesne University. (homer simpson drool...) 3-1 ratio girls to guys.

The strip district on friday and sat nights. I'm not a big clubber, but man oh man...those girls are hot and wear NOTHING!!

-Pete

[Moxiemike]

Originally posted by ptrauber


Yeah. For the most part, pittsburgh can suck as far as women goes. There are two exceptions though...Duquesne University. (homer simpson drool...) 3-1 ratio girls to guys.

The strip district on friday and sat nights. I'm not a big clubber, but man oh man...those girls are hot and wear NOTHING!!

-Pete

I went to DU for awhile. Was a VERY good experience. Hey Pete, you sold me my powerbook back in November. :D

You should come to FLUX this Sat. 6.29. Cute ARTY girls in full force. :)

m

[eyelikeart]

mymemory's story just conjured a memory...no pun intended...

Years ago, when I was 3...I used to live down the street from this girl the same age as I. We were pretty much best friends for a few years...u know..."My Girl" style. Anyway, I don't know what came over me one day...but we were playing at my house.

Somehow we both needed to go to the bathroom, so I decided since it was my house I was going first (how chivalrous, compared to my style now :rolleyes:). So I'm in the bathroom...doing my thing...finishing up. I'm done, but deem it a good idea to call her and say I'm done and that she can come in. So when she walks up...I turn around with my yang hanging out and flash her...laughing like a schoolgirl!! She got really freaked out and left...I never saw her again.

I guess this could have been more embarassing at the time for my mom than it was for me...but I just thought I'd share the story anyway...:D

[Royal Pineapple]

hey eye,
now i can call you a goofy lookin', always winkin', cross dressen', flasher. right?
but serously thats a funny story:D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Moxiemike


Man.... my friend had a horrid experience with a "snoball" if we're on the same page.

He kept saying over and over "Sneak attack. SO UNFAIR!!! Sneak attack. SO UNFAIR!!!Sneak attack. SO UNFAIR!!! Sneak attack. SO UNFAIR!!! Sneak attack. SO UNFAIR!!!"

Oddly enough, I hooked up with the same girl. She was, um, fun. teehee. I'll have to tell you that story sometime Eye, especially since you spend some time in cemetaries.... :)

hehehehe.....happened to one of my friends too....

We give him lots of crap about it whenever possible :D

Hey EYE.....GREAT story. Only way it could have been better is if youd lied to her and werent actually finished. THen when she came in you could of pissed on her.....HAHAHAHAHA!!

:eek:

Oh my that's precious

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by teabgs


Hey EYE.....GREAT story. Only way it could have been better is if youd lied to her and werent actually finished. THen when she came in you could of pissed on her.....HAHAHAHAHA!!

now that would have been truly evil...

I could have posted it in the pissing thread!! :D ;)

[coolocity]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


now that would have been truly evil...

I could have posted it in the pissing thread!! :D ;)


ahhh, not that thread again, it's ee..ee..evil!