Boxers or Breifs?

[Royal Pineapple]

this was brought up in a difrent thread but it proved an intresting topic, so here it goes.

personally im a boxers man:D

Thanks to eyelikeart for the fig leaf suggestion.

[krossfyter]

im a boxers cat myself.

[AlphaTech]

Boxer-briefs in public (don't want anything 'falling out' :D) and commando to bed... :D I know, too much info, but you did ask :D

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Boxer-briefs in public (don't want anything 'falling out' :D) and commando to bed... :D I know, too much info, but you did ask :D
ahh yess i hadnt thought about in bed, oh well it is a bit too much info anyways.

[Durandal7]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Boxer-briefs in public (don't want anything 'falling out' :D)

Boxers. I don't care if anything falls out.

[teabgs]

Mostly Im about the boxers. Unless, Im out of clean undies, then its all about commando...stupid laundry....

Also, I go commando when wearing the Kilt, like a real man.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by teabgs
Also, I go commando when wearing the Kilt, like a real man.

A 'real man' wearin a skirt.... :D

[3rdpath]

commando baby.

briefs if i'm dressed to impress but thats about never.

besides, commando IS impressive.:D

[Durandal7]

pineapple, you forgot thong on the list.

[eyelikeart]

I just don't like feeling my ballbag stuck to my leg...:eek:

I usually do boxer briefs...u get the best of both worlds... :D

occasionally...I'll do a fig leaf just for S&G's...he he he

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by asurace
pineapple, you forgot thong on the list.

For a guy, that's just sooo WRONG!!! man.... :eek: On a woman though, it's just soooooo RIGHT!! ;) :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


A 'real man' wearin a skirt.... :D


you know what happened to the last guy that called it a skirt, buddy?

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by teabgs
you know what happened to the last guy that called it a skirt, buddy?

You getting his boot removed from your ass this week??? :D (jfwyd)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by asurace
pineapple, you forgot thong on the list.
actually i consoladated eye on that matter, and we decided that it would be best to just put panties, leave a little bit to the imagination:D

[3rdpath]

Originally posted by teabgs



you know what happened to the last guy that called it a skirt, buddy?



i guess a kilt makes the "teabaggin" all the easier....:D

[eyelikeart]

so the real question here for u freeballers is...

have u ever gotten your yang or your bag caught in your zipper?? :eek:

[teabgs]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


You getting his boot removed from your ass this week??? :D (jfwyd)

nope....I kilt him....

hehehe...get it?

:D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by 3rdpath


i guess a kilt makes the "teabaggin" all the easier....:D


damn it! Your mom promised she wouldnt tell.....

OH SNAP!

:eek: :p ;)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
so the real question here for u freeballers is...

have u ever gotten your yang or your bag caught in your zipper?? :eek:
the yang, once when i was 3, after that i refused to were anything but sweatpants for the next 6 years:D ;) :rolleyes:

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by teabgs
nope....I kilt him....

hehehe...get it?


Yes, I get it, and I promptly killed it... :p

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

the yang, once when i was 3, after that i refused to were anything but sweatpants for the next 6 years:D ;) :rolleyes:

OUCH!!! That HAD to leave a mark... :D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by teabgs



damn it! Your mom promised she wouldnt tell.....

hmm...do u get that often teabgs?? ;)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


OUCH!!! That HAD to leave a mark... :D
three stiches later and im as good as new;)

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

three stiches later and im as good as new;)

How's the scar?? The one that you carry for life now... :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
so the real question here for u freeballers is...

have u ever gotten your yang or your bag caught in your zipper?? :eek:

once....And I'd like to thank you for bringing back amost painful and horrible experience that I'd repressed into the deepest darkest bowels of my subconscious..

Jerk ;)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


How's the scar?? The one that you carry for life now... :D
no scar...no physical scar, but zippers still scare me to this day
oh the nightmares, the nightmares;)

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

no scar...no physical scar, but zippers still scare me to this day
oh the nightmares, the nightmares;)

That's the one I was talking about... skin heals, some minds never do... Yours never had a chance. :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


hmm...do u get that often teabgs?? ;)

well, your mom promised she wouldnt tell either. :D

And that applies to Alpha's mom, and Jello's GF, and Mischief's wife as well....


;)

[3rdpath]

Originally posted by teabgs



damn it! Your mom promised she wouldnt tell.....

OH SNAP!

:eek: :p ;)

my mom? it was your mom who told me....

but its cool. she's commando too!:D

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by teabgs


well, your mom promised she wouldnt tell either. :D

And that applies to Alpha's mom, and Jello's GF, and Mischief's wife as well....


;)
im glad you didnt mention my mom, even you wouldnt want her:D ;) :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

im glad you didnt mention my mom, even you wouldnt want her:D ;) :D


you got a sister? ;)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by teabgs



you got a sister? ;)
yea she just turned nine this week:D

[3rdpath]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
so the real question here for u freeballers is...

have u ever gotten your yang or your bag caught in your zipper?? :eek:

of course,

probably looked like micheal jackson( on fire) with the moves i was doing...

hey, maybe thats how he comes up with em.

that explains all the crotch grabbin...

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

yea she just turned nine this weak:D

oh yeah...? She turned nine this weak, eh? ;)


Well, thats a bit too young, tell her to call me in nine more years ;) hehe :D

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by teabgs


oh yeah...? She turned nine this weak, eh? ;)


Well, thats a bit too young, tell her to call me in nine more years ;) hehe :D
the spelling has been fixed

and in nine more years she will be old enough to protect her self from people like you:D ;)

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

the spelling has been fixed

and in nine more years she will be old enough to protect her self from people like you:D ;)

what are you saying?


huh punk? ;)

[krossfyter]

whos jailbaiting up in here?

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by teabgs


what are you saying?


huh punk? ;)
im saying that my sister would have the common sence to avoid someone who calls himself teabags:D :D ;) :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

im saying that my sister would have the common sence to avoid someone who calls himself teabags:D :D ;) :D


Wait a minute....who calls themselves "teabags"???

:confused:


That's just weird...

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by teabgs



Wait a minute....who calls themselves "teabags"???

:confused:


That's just weird...
ok teabgs, is that better:D :D
i fuigured that you like tea is that so?;)

[krossfyter]

teabgs ....whats your name mean anyways?

[teabgs]

Royal: no I dont like tea actually...coffee good!

Kross....ok, here it is again...I know that I've gone over this with people here before (mcrain).

Its not a sexual thing, though everyone thinks it is...but it does have to do with the netherregions...

A long time ago when I was at sleepaway camp I had a counselor who was telling us (my cabin) about the ancient chinese warriors. Well, they had "balls of steel". This enabled them to get kicked in the crotch by the enemy without getting hurt, a clear advantage in hand to hand combat.

So anyway, they would get the "balls of steel" by hanging a cynder block from their sac for one hour a day.

Of course, you cant do that right away or youre gonna get it pulled off :eek: So they had to start with something lite ....beanbags.

Well, my friend and I thought it be so cool to have "balls of steel", we were 13 I think...and so we wanted to find some bean bags and get started...problem was, no bean bags at camp.

Me being a genius came up with an idea

teabgs "Eureka!"

So I went to the commissary and stole some teabags for us to use instead of bean bags. Since I'm the smart one I of course was the first to try the teabags...not in front of my friend for you pervs out there like Alpha, etc...I went into the bathroom stall and tried to tie the teabags to my nuts.

Well, it didnt works because the strings were too short. But the point is that I tried to do it.

I later told some friends about it and they named me "teabags" Then I tried to get that screen name when AIM first came out (the beta version that didnt actually work for those of you who remember) but "teabags" was already taken....so I got teabgs.

I've just used it as my sn, im, for video/computer games ever since....just stayed with me.

I found out what "teabagging" was a year after being named teabags....

So there it is for all you curious parties out there. I must now goto sleep since the clock is starting to go towards 3am...

[G4scott]

Okay, there is A LOT OF INFORMATION THAT WE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW :P Mac people are just so funny... Ok, here i go...

Personally, i prefer boxers, but when I'm wearing shorts, or doing something usually involving running, or fast and/or constant moving of the legs, I'd prefer briefs. Of course, when I go mountain biking, it's commando style, under the biking shorts...

btw. Is it just me, or does this thread seem like a major sausage-fest? Where are the gals? I know there are some around here somewhere...

[krossfyter]

hanging in the valley! heh.

[eyelikeart]

hmm....so do u guys think Steve freeballs it?? :D :eek:

[Macmaniac]

Boxers, got to have comfort;)

This is post number 700, I don't know why I chose this thread for it!

We all must be desperate for rumors we are talking about undies:rolleyes:

[teabgs]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
hmm....so do u guys think Steve freeballs it?? :D :eek:

I bet he freeballs it at the expos. hehe, he would too....

Leave it to you to think of this....sheesh :rolleyes:

[coolocity]

Nobody seems to go full out commando anymore.. I tried it a couple times, zippers are your worst enemy :(

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by teabgs
Leave it to you to think of this....sheesh :rolleyes:

what?! :rolleyes:

just because I had a hand in turning krossfyter's freemasonry thread into a ballbag fest doesn't prove a damned thing! ;)

[billiam0878]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
hmm....so do u guys think Steve freeballs it?? :D :eek:

Steve definitely flies commando lol

Bill

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by teabgs
well, your mom promised she wouldnt tell either. :D

And that applies to Alpha's mom, and Jello's GF, and Mischief's wife as well....


i notice you didn't mention rower's girlfriend or backdawg's wife..... i see that your candy ass fears the big boys.....

drunken man slut

[teabgs]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


i notice you didn't mention rower's girlfriend or backdawg's wife..... i see that your candy ass fears the big boys.....

drunken man slut

Whatever....you're rower's girlfriend and B2TM's gonna get the hook up with some nice shiny new computer equipment for my drunken ass in a month.

I think you're just jealous of my dawgie-style. :p

[krossfyter]

knock it off!

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by krossfyter
knock it off!
i already did that....Twice:D ;) :D

fir thoes of you who dont know, that was a refrence to Jay and Silent Bob strike back, the special edition DVD;)

[G4scott]

Originally posted by krossfyter
knock it off!

How shall we knock it off? :D

I wonder, if bill gates and mike dell are so focused on copying Jobs, I wonder if they go commando too, or if they even have the balls to... :P :D

That was bad...

[krossfyter]

you cats are too much man.


bunch of ball bangers!

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by krossfyter


bunch of ball bangers!
um..No...definetally no ball banging going on over here
:D :D :D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

um..No...definetally no ball banging going on over here
:D :D :D

somethings going on man! and it aint pretty.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by krossfyter


somethings going on man! and it aint pretty.

damn this is sad...

just what the hell are u guys talking about?!

ball banging?

and u thought I was nuts for bringing up the ballbag issue... :rolleyes:

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by eyelikeart

and u thought I was nuts for bringing up the ballbag issue... :rolleyes:
good choice of wording, was the nuts part a pun:D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


damn this is sad...

just what the hell are u guys talking about?!

ball banging?

and u thought I was nuts for bringing up the ballbag issue... :rolleyes:


:D :D :D


heh you started it no?!!!


hehehehe

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by krossfyter
you cats are too much man.


bunch of ball bangers!

The only ball banging going on is against your mom's ass... :D I'm not gonna say who is doing it, but lets just say I have photographs of it going on (I am the man behind the camera :D). That dude needs to shave some, and I am NOT talking about his face... ick!! LOL

[teabgs]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


The only ball banging going on is against your mom's ass... :D I'm not gonna say who is doing it, but lets just say I have photographs of it going on (I am the man behind the camera :D). That dude needs to shave some, and I am NOT talking about his face... ick!! LOL


muahahahahaha!! Yeah.....you dig that Kross?

:D

I happen to be the man behind the man behind the camera...and This dude aint pretty....and ya'll have seen this guy around here before....

[G4scott]

I wonder if they would ever make 'pocket pool' an olympic sport? I think some people here might qualify for the team of their country...

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by G4scott
I wonder if they would ever make 'pocket pool' an olympic sport? I think some people here might qualify for the team of their country...
good idea! i should get on first name basis w/ the director of the olimpad commitie
anybody else to join the team?:D

[krossfyter]

you see them pink elephants dude?!!


dig it.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by krossfyter
you see them pink elephants dude?!!

yup...I'm seeing pink elephants right now...

actually...I wish I really thought I was seeing pink elephants...

if u know what I mean ;)

[krossfyter]

so you got smashed tonight dude?

[AlphaTech]

Sounds like you got yourself f*cked up there eye.... or wish you were. :D

Not sure which is worse, being sh*tfaced, or wishing you were. :D

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Sounds like you got yourself f*cked up there eye.... or wish you were. :D

Not sure which is worse, being sh*tfaced, or wishing you were. :D
i think he is driving the porclein bus tonight if you get my drift:D

[AlphaTech]

Paying homage to the porcelin goddess... :D

I only do that when I am sick, physically that is. As you all know (or at least should know), I am one twisted/sick *******.. :D

[krossfyter]

.....

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

i think he is driving the porclein bus tonight if you get my drift:D

yes it's true....I'm a bit sauced...

but I don't every throw up...I swear to God I don't...

the last time I puked was when I was about 4 years old...

swear to God!!! :cool:

[krossfyter]

you are denying what really happend...sign that you are more jacked up then you think.

:p

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


yes it's true....I'm a bit sauced...

but I don't every throw up...I swear to God I don't...

the last time I puked was when I was about 4 years old...

swear to God!!! :cool:
i threw up the other night, all over my bedroom floor.
tequila is an amasing thing;) :D

[eyelikeart]

dude..where the hell do u find those kick ass images?! :D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
dude..where the hell do u find those kick ass images?! :D



http://www.digitallaughter.com/

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by krossfyter




http://www.digitallaughter.com/
you go there too eh?
i was just there a second ago

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

you go there too eh?
i was just there a second ago


hell yeah. some funny stuff.

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by krossfyter



hell yeah. some funny stuff.
that is one of my stock sites for funny and illogical things, Spymac is another;)

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

that is one of my stock sites for funny and illogical things, Spymac is another;)

heh. you said spymac! :D

[TiGeuse]

whatever is clean in the drawer..... i need help from alphatech... i have a 667 i got 2 months before dvi out. if i get the belkin adapter and dv8ter i should be able to hook up a 22 inch apple flat display?? help.

[Ensign Paris]

Boxers mostly.

Breifs when cycling / Go karting :)

Ensign

[teabgs]

Originally posted by TiGeuse
whatever is clean in the drawer..... i need help from alphatech... i have a 667 i got 2 months before dvi out. if i get the belkin adapter and dv8ter i should be able to hook up a 22 inch apple flat display?? help.

Make a thread for it....in the Mac Help forum

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by teabgs
Make a thread for it....in the Mac Help forum

He did, and I already posted in it... :p

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by teabgs


Make a thread for it....in the Mac Help forum
this thread is not the best place to go if you have computer issues. this is the place to go if YOU have issues.:D :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

this thread is not the best place to go if you have computer issues. this is the place to go if YOU have issues.:D :D

which is why YOU are hear...

hehe ;)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by teabgs


which is why YOU are hear...

hehe ;)
all day every day, my friend:D

[krossfyter]

bunch of blue ballers!:p

[TiGeuse]

Eye have those kind of Ti-issues hear too! that's why i stalked alpha over to here. i'll go take a look at the other post and deal with my fate on that and will add a new post on this... I ran the latest security update off the software update. and i lost 13gb of hard disc space. finder status bar sez 1.67 GB left. I ran omnisweep and it found 14 GB of stuff and that matches what i have found through get info and what i have had on there for about a month. i guess i need to go look for a hidden 13gb file?? gonna go reconfig tinker and have a look about. any ideas? And, thanks for the forum tips (i'm new).

[krossfyter]

welcome aboard tigeuse...just watch your step!



:D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by TiGeuse
And, thanks for the forum tips (i'm new).

Holy Crap! you're new?!?!?! :confused:

hehehe....just messin with ya....dont get too addicted to posting like some of us are...

[krossfyter]

hehe.... newbies are cool.

make the forum more intresting and entertianing from a different persepctive.

[teabgs]

Originally posted by krossfyter
hehe.... newbies are cool.

make the forum more intresting and entertianing from a different persepctive.


hehe....yeah, they say the darndest things...

But its so nice to have some fresh blood enter into the mix of regular posters...

I wish more newbies would post more often, just not all the stupid ones without common sense...

[krossfyter]

i heard that.


ALL YOU LURKERS COME OUT NOW!



ALL YOU LURKERS COME OUT NOW!



lets rock!

[G4scott]

man, this is one f*cked up thread :D

I guess we all need alot more than just computers in our lives...

I'm not sure if you could call this thread off topic... I think it was like this from the start :p

[teabgs]

Originally posted by G4scott
man, this is one f*cked up thread :D

I guess we all need alot more than just computers in our lives...

I'm not sure if you could call this thread off topic... I think it was like this from the start :p

why you gotta go and get this thread off topic man?

[krossfyter]

oh comeon.... its a fun thread. a thread to get a little loose on! no pun intended. heh



bunch of blue ballers.

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by teabgs


why you gotta go and get this thread off topic man?


your not helping. heh

[krossfyter]

okay ROYALE with cheese your thread has been oficially hijacked. how does it feel?

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by teabgs
hehehe....just messin with ya....dont get too addicted to posting like some of us are...

Who you calling addicted??? :eek: :eek: :p :D :cool:

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by krossfyter
okay ROYALE with cheese your thread has been oficially hijacked. how does it feel?



Im lo va a golpear en la cabeza si usted se puso me contesta pinapple real.

[teabgs]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


Who you calling addicted??? :eek: :eek: :p :D :cool:

I'm callin yo' middle aged ass addicted :eek:


hehehe

:D :p ;)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by krossfyter
okay ROYALE with cheese your thread has been oficially hijacked. how does it feel?
im not in france:D
i dont care one way or another about this thread, i like just sitting back and watching the chaos progress;)

[Durandal7]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

im not in france:D
i dont care one way or another about this thread, i like just sitting back and watching the chaos progress;)

California cool dill potato chips.

[teabgs]

Originally posted by asurace


California cool dill potato chips.

couldnt have said it better myself :D

[Durandal7]

Enfin un clavier aven une touche d'enfer!

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by teabgs
I'm callin yo' middle aged ass addicted :eek:
:D :p ;)

Middle aged??? Get bent you teabagger... :p :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by asurace
Enfin un clavier aven une touche d'enfer!

In English you wanker, or take it outside. :p

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by asurace


California cool dill potato chips.
that pretty much sums it up.
Claifornia is the only place in the world where you can here this:
"Jimmy can't come to the phone right now, because he's taking his wind lesson"
:D ;) :D

[krossfyter]

mr royal with cheese...

Ahora podemos manejar esto uno de dos maneras... o usted se comporta y yo lo abofeteo o usted toma el cuidado y yo lo abofeteo.

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


In English you wanker, or take it outside. :p


¡Bese mi extremo usted boca fuerte! :D :D :D

[G4scott]

que does this always happen?

Somebody goes and starts speaking espanol or some other foreign language...

I mean, if you can't hablar the freakin language, don't try to hablar it at all... :p

My spanish knowledge is courtesy of the McAllen Independent School District (http://mws.mcallen.isd.tenet.edu)

Aren't we all having a jolly good time?

[Durandal7]

Éste es Web site internacional, tonto.

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by asurace
Éste es Web site internacional, tonto.
yes it is, but it is manly populated by americans, and 85% of americans dont speak any language other than english:D
and we are damn proud of it.

[krossfyter]

roy AL wit cheese!

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by krossfyter
roy AL wit cheese!
whats up with the "AL" is that because my name is Alex?

[eyelikeart]

damn...u guys should take all of this to the foreign language thread! :cool:

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
damn...u guys should take all of this to the foreign language thread! :cool:

I've been saying THAT for months now... :rolleyes: :D

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

whats up with the "AL" is that because my name is Alex?



yeah Alex.

[krossfyter]

eyelikeart....


do you know where either dukestreet or that jelloshots kid are at? why havent they been on much? or cleo for that matter.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by krossfyter
eyelikeart....


do you know where either dukestreet or that jelloshots kid are at? why havent they been on much? or cleo for that matter.

the duke's been busy...he warned us he wouldn't be on as much about a week ago...

jello's been around...I just haven't seen him today...

cleo...nobody really knows what's up with her...she just sorta disappeared...:(

[krossfyter]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


the duke's been busy...he warned us he wouldn't be on as much about a week ago...

jello's been around...I just haven't seen him today...

cleo...nobody really knows what's up with her...she just sorta disappeared...:(


oh okay. whats duke up to if you can disclaim that here? is he coming back?

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by krossfyter



oh okay. whats duke up to if you can disclaim that here? is he coming back?

I know at least during the weekdays he's actually doing work...nothing top secret or anything...

I should take the cue from him...but I don't...:rolleyes:

he will be in New Orleans 2 weekends from now though...along with B2TM...and I think that's all for Geek Fest....

[Royal Pineapple]

sounds like geekfest will be a blast;) dont get too drunk, and dont forget to take some pictures for all of us who cant come to envy you over.

[Royal Pineapple]

BTW make sure you take the duke out for a "snowball";) :D ;) :D

[teabgs]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


Middle aged??? Get bent you teabagger... :p :D


hehehehe......I like to call anyone whose older then me middle aged... Makes me feel younger, not that im old at all...gonna turn the big two O soon...

[AlphaTech]

So your a young ***** then... :p

[Durandal7]

Think of it this way, in a few decades that will be a compliment for you Alpha. :D

[krossfyter]

...

[teabgs]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
So your a young ***** then... :p

pretty much ya old fart! But youd better be nice to "young ******" or you aint gonna get visitor's in the old fart home...;)

Kross Great pic...