Me... The truth....

[MAC-PRO-DEMON]

So... I don't know whether anyone believes me or not anymore, to be fair, I do t really care... I have lied... I have lied out of my depth... And I am sorry.. I can't really take myself seriously anymore... But well... That is through fault of my own... I, not my Father, who has the MacHeist account for those relating, I am 13, go to school, and have a few macs... My dad has what I said I had... It is very embarressing... But well... I am sorry...

I wish never to post a lie on this forum again, even if they were true... (in a sense...)

I had to come out about this... So well... I now have a huge wheight off my back...

If you really want to know... My Macs are -

iMac 20" 2.66
MacBook 13" 2.0
Powermac G5 2.5 DP (Connected to old Cinema Display)

I will post pictures of that later...

I would like this thread to not go out of control, but as a piece of information for people who doubted me...

I am sorry to have misled you people since last year...

I don't expect you to forgive me...

Thanks...
Jack

[TwinCities Dan]

13 is far from 55... :rolleyes:

Why did you feel you had to lie to us? :confused:

[dukebound85]

oook thanks for sharing

[thunderweb]

That explains a lot. Maybe you should change your sig ;)

[-Ryan-]

Wirelessly posted (iPhone: Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 2_2_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/525.18.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.1 Mobile/5H11 Safari/525.20)

I'm not surprised it was a lie at all, but I'm actually quite impressed you've had the decency to explain yourself :) So, whose is the Aston?

[bobfitz14]

....is this the same person that posted the Aston Martin in the Post your Car thread?

[leekohler]

No problem, just don't do it again. ;)

[barr08]

Lying about who you are and what you have is what makes the Internet great!

[tobefirst]

hahahahahaha...this is a funny thread.

[Cassie]

Reminds me of this. :p
http://rlv.zcache.com/the_internet_joke_shirt-p2356623854286834693sg9_400.jpg

[Osarkon]

....is this the same person that posted the Aston Martin in the Post your Car thread?

Pretty sure it is, but after trawling through 20 pages of that thread to check, I'm not sure whether the post has been removed.

[OutThere]

....is this the same person that posted the Aston Martin in the Post your Car thread?

Yea I just checked. :rolleyes:

[JDee]

THANK YOU FOR TELLING THE TRUTH.

sorry for the caps, had to happen.
was it so bad?

i forgot to say.. i feel ashamed that my name is jack aswell

[hatehereyes]

haha as i was reading your confession i was just laughing to myself.

but glad you actually confessed.

but if it's your dads, how about you post his set up?
huh huh?:D

[mobilehaathi]

SMy dad has what I said I had...

Pics or it didn't happen.

[ziggyonice]

oook thanks for sharing

Haha, well I guess it makes sense. Kinda unexpected though. Besides, I think the most important thing when posting on the Internet is the content you post. Not so much the person behind the content. Sad, but true.

[jessica.]

Gotta love MR.
Tell us about this alleged Dad of yours.

[Pika]

To tell you the truth, I'm not a human. I'm a furry.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d4/CCCCP/Mypose.jpg

And i love Pikachu.

[rdowns]

Gotta love MR.
Tell us about this alleged Dad of yours.

Maybe jessica. can be your new mom. :D

[ziggyonice]

Gotta love MR.
Tell us about this alleged Dad of yours.

Off topic, but Jessica, I love your sig! Mmm, I could use some fourthmeal right about now!

[obeygiant]

So... I don't know whether anyone believes me or not anymore, to be fair, I do t really care... I have lied... I have lied out of my depth... And I am sorry.. I can't really take myself seriously anymore... But well... That is through fault of my own... I, not my Father, who has the MacHeist account for those relating, I am 13, go to school, and have a few macs... My dad has what I said I had... It is very embarressing... But well... I am sorry...

I wish never to post a lie on this forum again, even if they were true... (in a sense...)

I don't expect you to forgive me...

Thanks...
Jack

I've read this a couple times and I still don't know what the heck you're talking about. You were posing as your dad? Actually I'm more mad at you for using so many commas and periods.

[Pika]

I I'm more mad at you for using so many commas and periods.

Yeah... i am mad too :mad::mad::mad:

[sk8mash]

I've read this a couple times and I still don't know what the heck you're talking about. You were posing as your dad? Actually I'm more mad at you for using so many commas and periods.

He claimed to have alot of things...mac pros, aston martins etc. Also claimed to be a radiologist I think :confused:

My question, why?

[Dagless]

Don't worry about it kiddo.

[Andrew Henry]

And to think, someone was giving me crap in the other sub-forum for calling him out.

All I have to say is.....

Told you so! ;)


Thanks for telling us the truth Jack.

[Pika]

I though he owned a Mac Pro. :confused:

[Schtumple]

I think this is the 3rd thread I've read just like this (in my glorious time at MR), I don't get why people lie on a forum... It's kinda a "why bother" situation...

Regardless, good work OP for actually coming out and telling the truth.

This thread reminds me of that "Like a boss" song by "The lonely island", the last few lines:

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
**** its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

[NC MacGuy]

This got to me. Me too.
I am actualy a 38 year-old homeles ex-crack addiktd prostitute. i do not own a mac. I am posting from a libary pc.

I need a fix bad. i'm not the only one lieing because i had a john who is a mrmber here. he said hes a 18 year oild girl.

Feel better now.

[rdowns]

This got to me. Me too.
I am actualy a 38 year-old homeles ex-crack addiktd prostitute. i do not own a mac. I am posting from a libary pc.

I need a fix bad. i'm not the only one lieing because i had a john who is a mrmber here. he said hes a 18 year oild girl.

Feel better now.

I think you're full of crap. I might believe you if you post your library card.

[shivermetimbers]

I have to commend you for being truthful. Integrity is everything and honesty is golden. Good rules to live by!

[DELLsFan]

So this is what Ritalin does to kids?

:eek:

[jessica.]

Maybe jessica. can be your new mom. :D
hahah yah!
Off topic, but Jessica, I love your sig! Mmm, I could use some fourthmeal right about now!

Yeah the one time in over a year I have taco bell and that gem shows up on a package of hot sauce. Epic.

[NC MacGuy]

I think you're full of crap. I might believe you if you post your library card.

i dont got one. I'm working hear on a spesial rehab/put crck hoes back to work program. I'm supervizing write now.

[jessica.]

I'm the aforementioned john in NC MacGuy's post.
Sorry.

[keenan wolf]

i still dont believe him. until i see a picture of his dads setup and the austin martin i wont believe him. i doubt his dad has any of that stuff. i bet hes doing this on his pc. and he is just jealous of us mac users.

[Unprocessed1]

To the timeout corner, and no tv for a week!

[Pika]

This got to me. Me too.
I am actualy a 38 year-old homeles ex-crack addiktd prostitute. i do not own a mac. I am posting from a libary pc.

I need a fix bad. i'm not the only one lieing because i had a john who is a mrmber here. he said hes a 18 year oild girl.

Feel better now.

Me too...

I'm poor. I collect PC components from the trash to build my Hackintosh... and here it is:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4903/47620707.jpg

[Schtumple]

Me too...

I'm poor. I collect PC components from the trash to build my Hackintosh... and here it is:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4903/47620707.jpg

You liar! It's running windows!

[leekohler]

OK guys- I think the OP has learned his lesson. ;)

[Melrose]

Reminds me of this. :p
[Snip]

LOL. You mean he's a Fibbie? :D

I'll have to watch what I say now...

[Sehnsucht]

For some reason, I feel compelled to post this:

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10438/InBeforeTheLock.gif

:p

[ViciousShadow21]

MPD - to tell you the truth you can make up any story you like about who you are. i dont think you need to apologize cause ultimately i dont care either way. people like to pretend to be something that they are not. i mean come on, we all did it since we were children. i dont see the point of doing it on a mac forum but whatever.

it's like that great episode of Cheers. For those who watched that show it's the one where the guy comes in claiming to be a spy, then a poet, and finally a millionaire (which he actually is) and Diane keeps calling him out on it. the whole point of the episode is that it doesnt really matter what you are in a room full of strangers. i think it would be pretty cool to meet a spy in a bar, even a fake one cause if he can make you believe that he was one cause it wont matter the next day and it doesnt effect one's life in anyway. same thing with a forum. im not saying that MR is the equivalent of an online bar or anything but it's the same kind of social structure in a way.

so go ahead and be what ever you want MPD!! i dont think anymore or less of you. i thought you were a cool dude in the exchanges we have had and will continue to think that no matter what you "really" are.

[TK B$K]

wow cant believe this kid came clean. shouldnt have been so hard since you made everything so damn obvious.

people like you make me wonder who's on the other side of the keyboard, lying is easy on the internet, but lying, being proven wrong numerous amounts of time and then STILL ****ing lying every single time you posted has got to be hard. I mean **** every post you posted, was proven wrong, yet you kept going???

stick to myspace kid, your too young it looks like for the rest of the internet.