Read Now Postged At 10:30 Pm!!!!!!!!

[wake up Jobs!!!]

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM LOCAL NEWS RIGHT HERE IN MIAMI!!!! THE TERRORISM TASK FORCE JUST ARRESTED SADAM HUSAIN'S STEPT SUN
!!!!!!!!! HE CAME THROUGH LAX AND FLEW TO MIAMI TODAY TO ATTEND A FLIGHTSCHOOL IN MIAMI !!!!!! THE INS HAS JUST DITAINED HIM. SUPOSIDLY FROM THE NEWS HE GOT INTO THE COUNTRY ILLEGALLY PUT YOUR THOUGHTS

GABE

[D0ct0rteeth]

its posts like this that make me hate freedom of speach.

**exhale**

close the thread. please.

C-

[wake up Jobs!!!]

you can dothat if you want , but i dont know why?
None of the news sites have it yet , but they will

[Eliot]

Originally posted by wake up Jobs!!!
you can dothat if you want , but i dont know why?
None of the news sites have it yet , but they will

I think his comments flow simply from the fact that you can't spell or punctuate.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Eliot
I think his comments flow simply from the fact that you can't spell or punctuate.

Or annoy people less by NOT using all caps, for all the post... :rolleyes: You could also use several less "!" in your post...

The fastest way to get ignored, is to scream at the top of your lungs.

I'll believe that this has happened, when it is in the news both via the TV, in newspapers as well as online news sources. Until then, you could be making it up for all we know. :p

[Durandal7]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAA HOW ANNNOYING IT IS WHAN U DO THAT?????!!!!!!

[AlphaTech]

Hey, asurace... You got the sloping forehead, and protruding eyebrows correct too, DAMN, how did you manage that??? :D

[Durandal7]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Hey, asurace... You got the sloping forehead, and protruding eyebrows correct too, DAMN, how did you manage that??? :D
U JIST TURN ON CAPZ LOK AND TRIE TO MISPEEL EVERI WORD!!!! :rolleyes:

[AlphaTech]

Ahhh, I can't "dumb-down" to that level... :D You are lucky??? to be able to do that... Then again, isn't that sort of like the clone from South Park??? :eek: :eek: :eek: :p :D

[phufball71]

he is right

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/03/hussein.stepson/index.html

[Eliot]

Oh, yes he is!
Er..................spelling, punctuation and Cap-locks notwithstanding,I am afraid our esteemed friend may be telling the truth.
Well, well, well !

[AlphaTech]

Notice the wording???

"A man believed to be the stepson of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein was arrested Wednesday afternoon in Miami on a visa violation, an INS source says."

Translation: They are not certain if he is or not... :p

Suck it biatch!!! :D

[Eliot]

Oh, by the way, why do they all come here to Florida? No, don't answer that. I'd rather not think about it just now.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Eliot
Oh, by the way, why do they all come here to Florida? No, don't answer that. I'd rather not think about it just now.

Probably to see how people with even more heat induced brain damage live. :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

I lived down there for about 10 years, the longest, hotest years of my existence. I am glad to be back up in MA... Where surfing waves is not considered the state sport, and 'blond moments' are NOT the norm. :D

"you got a perty mouth" :eek: :eek:

[rainman::|:|]

Originally posted by Eliot
Oh, by the way, why do they all come here to Florida? No, don't answer that. I'd rather not think about it just now.

Well they say, all the fruits and nuts roll down to florida... dunno about the fruits, but certainly the nuts...

;)
pnw

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by paulwhannel


Well they say, all the fruits and nuts roll down to florida... dunno about the fruits, but certainly the nuts...

;)
pnw

Too many fruites and flakes too.. :eek: :eek: :eek: ;) :D

Don't forget the snowbirds that drive those 50' Caddies all over the place at 1/2 the posted speed limit. :rolleyes: Those ******** are what kills more people on motorcycles then anything else. :mad: :cool: :D

[Eliot]

If the big guy can live here, I'm sure I can....though that didn't exactly look like the Alpha seal of approval, now I think about it.
Q-Tip alert!Q-Tip alert!

[AlphaTech]

It gets the Alpha seal of Non-Approval... They can nuke Miami, most of the west coast too. Leave Daytona and the Space Coast alone, they actually serve a purpose... sort of at least. Most of the state can go, it has very few saving graces. Actually, instead of nuking it, just let it go back to what it was like before man came over and f*cked it up. In other words, give it back to the gators, if they want it.

It could also make a decent penal colony/state... :D

[Eliot]

My virtually-next-door-neighbour is an esteemed Republican, who would be most hurt to hear you say this: AND she digs the Harley.This bit of Florida belonged to the Native Americans before I, KH and Goddam's stepson got here, not the alligators.
Surely it's not all bad?
Answers on a postcard please.

[sjs]

Stepson of Saddam Hussein arrested in Miami-FBI


MIAMI, July 3 (Reuters) - U.S. authorities arrested a stepson of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein in Miami on Wednesday on charges of entering the United States to attend a flight training seminar without the proper visa, the FBI said.

Agents with a federal anti-terrorism task force arrested the suspect, Mohammed Saffi, at a Miami hotel, FBI spokeswoman Judy Orihuela said.

Saffi, a flight engineer who lived in New Zealand, flew from New Zealand and entered the United States in Los Angeles. He was under federal scrutiny as he made his way to Miami.

"He was coming here for flight engineer training," Orihuela said. But he lacked the student visa required for foreign citizens to attend flight training schools in the United States, she said.


Quite important news. It actually is SH's stepson. Pretty unbelievable. But what's it doing on MR? Oh, well...why not?

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Eliot
My virtually-next-door-neighbour is an esteemed Republican, who would be most hurt to hear you say this: AND she digs the Harley.This bit of Florida belonged to the Native Americans before I, KH and Goddam's stepson got here, not the alligators.
Surely it's not all bad?
Answers on a postcard please.

A little pain never hurt anyone... :D

The gators were in Florida long before any humans arrived...

I said we could keep the Space Coast and Daytona (and beach)... Those at least have value. Miami deserves a nuke, as do most of the keys... :D

[Eliot]

On the basis of pre-existant life-forms, how much of the USA belongs to animals, not people?
Just mentioning this a propos of earlier conservation-related stuff...............
By the way, was the stepsaddam bringing in a prototype Pentium which would, of course, explode taking all of us with him?

[wake up Jobs!!!]

What now! Everyone does not beleve me until it happens. I would not post information unless it was 100% true
I am mad about how everyone has to crituque my posts and say negitive things about me. All I was try ing to do was show you all breaking news! No member of this site has to be subjected to this utter BS that the "stupid" members have to say.

I would not tell a lie. I am glad I have shown some of you wrong. Next time think before you speak!

[wake up Jobs!!!]

"A man believed to be the stepson of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein was arrested Wednesday afternoon in Miami on a visa violation, an INS source says."

Translation: They are not certain if he is or not... :p

Suck it biatch!!! :D [/B][/QUOTE]

Well it seems he is so......
Suck it biatch!!!!!

[cleo]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
They can nuke Miami, most of the west coast too. Leave Daytona and the Space Coast alone, they actually serve a purpose... sort of at least. Most of the state can go, it has very few saving graces.

Me! Me! Me! The west coast of Florida has me!

Damned yankees. :D

[AlphaTech]

Cleo, notice I said most of the west coast... we can leave Tampa if you really want to stay there.... :p :D

Hey, wake up Jobs, it would have helped if you placed a link with your first post, and DIDN'T ******** PUT IT ALL IN CAPS!!! You wanker...

Oh, and learn how to use the quotes, biatch. :rolleyes: :p

[krossfyter]

haha... he said "wanker"



dig it.:D

[PyroTurtle]

florida? surfing? not really...well, at least not good waves, it's the atlantic...all the good stuff is in the pacific anyway...so, who needs florida? lets just relocate all those people and give it to cuba then accidentally let a stored nuke go off or something...of, but ah, keep what everyone else said we should keep...

The Florida Exodus Movement...Florida People's Relocation Movement....

[wake up Jobs!!!]

great job alpha. There was no links at the time I posted the thread. Like I said, I had the info as the story happened.
You can say what you want, I simply don't care anymore.

[wake up Jobs!!!]

also, what the hell is a "wanker"???!!!

[Eliot]

Originally posted by wake up Jobs!!!
What now! Everyone does not beleve me until it happens. I would not post information unless it was 100% true
I am mad about how everyone has to crituque my posts and say negitive things about me. All I was try ing to do was show you all breaking news! No member of this site has to be subjected to this utter BS that the "stupid" members have to say.

I would not tell a lie. I am glad I have shown some of you wrong. Next time think before you speak!




Don't worry---- the folks here are equal-opportunity newby-bashers..........we all come in for it sooner or later. I suggest you grow a thicker skin and enjoy yourself on this forum. It's a social and tech education I never had in 42 years!

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by wake up Jobs!!!
also, what the hell is a "wanker"???!!!
a wanker is s british term for someone who....um...err...i'll let britboy explain it to you:D ;)

[krossfyter]

aint this some ***** .



:D

[Eliot]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple

a wanker is s british term for someone who....um...err...i'll let britboy explain it to you:D ;)

I'm British, I can explain!
It means....er...um...ah....well....y'know..........
Yes, maybe britboy will explain it to you.:o

[coolocity]

Wow, no need to freak out about it. Yeah, it is his stepson, but the only thing he's done wrong is come to the US without proper passports (or something.) If he was really planning a terrorist attack or anything, why would he go to the most obvious point to learn such things? Next time - chill out, read the paper, watch some news.

- John