mischief
Jul 9, 2002, 04:08 PM
M$ has sued Steve Jobs for custody of his Children,
claiming that they are "Derivative works of a proprietary M$ code string"
Bill Plans to begin producing clones of Steve Jobs.
To provide the ultimate in tech support, each new copy of Windows Xs
will include a 1/4 scale Steve Jobs.
Specially brainwashed with all MS Tech support material ever assemble
in every language.
Once Registered, Mini-Steve will fall asleep every night on top of your
desk with his little headphones on and update his files.
Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....
Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....
Dance Monkey Boy!!!
In other news:
Intel buys Altivec.
Intend ability to support both Mac OS X & Windows XP
in the same chipset.
claiming that they are "Derivative works of a proprietary M$ code string"
Bill Plans to begin producing clones of Steve Jobs.
To provide the ultimate in tech support, each new copy of Windows Xs
will include a 1/4 scale Steve Jobs.
Specially brainwashed with all MS Tech support material ever assemble
in every language.
Once Registered, Mini-Steve will fall asleep every night on top of your
desk with his little headphones on and update his files.
Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....
Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....Developers....
Dance Monkey Boy!!!
In other news:
Intel buys Altivec.
Intend ability to support both Mac OS X & Windows XP
in the same chipset.
