I Hate Apples

[Intel Inside]

I hate apple macs because:-

-They only have one mouse button,
-i cant have more than 3 usb ports,
-the technology is outdated,
-the macbook white cracks,
-the company doesn't know weather its ceo is alive or dead,
-people only use apple macs because they are cool,
-nobody needs an apple mac they are fine with a pc,
-every things white so it turns brown,
-apple stores are stupid because there's kids in there taking pictures of themselves,
-they haven't updated the displays for over 800 days,
-there are too many types of ipod, i get confused on which to get,
-there arent OLEDs in the ipods,
-the build quality is rubbish,
-the screens are real bad,
-they aren't compatible with windows,
-i cant find the start button,
-why does everything have an i slapped in front of it?
-i cant install flight simulator x on it.

APPLE MACS SUCK!

[Ntombi]

Thanks for sharing.

[u49aa2]

I am just speechless :)

[BoyBach]

I love apples. Especially in the autumn when they're a little tart.

[sammich]

That list is like so last year...

[Lixivial]

There's a thread ( http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=656464) for this very purpose. You should use that so that ignoring it can be isolated to just that one thread.

[Chundles]

HAH!

That's gold! :D:D

[marold280]

haha that is actually hilarious. XD

[anjinha]

Seriously??

[andalusia]

Dude, you've no idea how much that made me Lol!

-They only have one mouse button,
Get a mouse with two buttons.

-i cant have more than 3 usb ports,
Get an external USB hub, or an iMac, or a Mac Pro.

-the technology is outdated,
No it's not :)

-the macbook white cracks,
Get an aluminium rather than the polycarbonate.

-the company doesn't know weather its ceo is alive or dead,
The CEO is alive; If I know that, my guess is that Apple knows it too.

-people only use apple macs because they are cool,
People use Apple Macs because their line of work needs it, or because they prefer it over Windows, or because what they want to do requires a Mac rather than a Windows PC.

-nobody needs an apple mac they are fine with a pc,
This is the most useless, uneducated statement ever...

-every things white so it turns brown,
Uhm, how is aluminium white? Need your eyes testing? Or your brain?

-apple stores are stupid because there's kids in there taking pictures of themselves,
A) Not Apples fault
B) Never seen it myself
C) Probably kids like you

-they haven't updated the displays for over 800 days,
Incorrect.

-there are too many types of ipod, i get confused on which to get,
Then ask a Genius.

-there arent OLEDs in the ipods,
Stop being stupid.

-the build quality is rubbish,
In comparison to tons of other laptop manufacturers, the build quality is brilliant.

-the screens are real bad,
Didn't you already mention screens?

-they aren't compatible with windows,
... Except that they are.

-i cant find the start button,
It's called Boot Camp.

-why does everything have an i slapped in front of it?
Marketing purposes, it seems to work.

-i cant install flight simulator x on it.
I'll quote myself - "It's called Boot Camp."



Get a life mate.

[ajthomason]

Get a life mate.


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[andalusia]

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:D

HAHA. I do apologise, just had the urge to fight back...

[DELLsFan]

Well ... he sure is thinking different. :D

[thegoldenmackid]

I love the sig.

[upinflames900]

I hate apple macs because:-

-They only have one mouse button,
Technically they do have two (one on either side) you just need to adjust that in System Preferences

-i cant have more than 3 usb ports,
Buy a USB hub...they are cheep, efficient, don't take up much room, and they will more than solve that problem.

-the technology is outdated,
They use Intel Dual Core and Quad Core Processors that other computer companies use...

-the macbook white cracks,
I bet if you had a windows computer made out of plastic it would crack too...so non-unique argument there

-the company doesn't know weather its ceo is alive or dead,
So you are making fun of a guy because he has an illness? Really smooth on that...and he very clearly is not dead.

-people only use apple macs because they are cool,
Not really a valid argument worth rebutting.

-nobody needs an apple mac they are fine with a pc,
I am somebody and I need my mac to do video editing for my business. I have tried very hard to do the same work on a pc, and it has failed miserably.

-every things white so it turns brown,
I think at this point you ran out of arguments so you added this.

-apple stores are stupid because there's kids in there taking pictures of themselves,
Oh yes that makes sense as well.

-they haven't updated the displays for over 800 days,
No they are now using LED displays which is probably an update.

-there are too many types of ipod, i get confused on which to get,
How many types of Windows Vista are there? Do you know what all the differences are and which one to get? These are the ipods:
ipod classic - just like the original style - they hold 120GB - can play movies
ipod nano - smaller ipod - they hold up to 16GB - can play movies
ipod shuffle - smaller still - holds 4GB - can only play music
ipod touch - like the iPhone - can hold up to 32GB - can play movies, go on internet, play games, etc.
Now you know so that is not an argument.

-there arent OLEDs in the ipods,
And?

-the build quality is rubbish,
Can i please see a statistic on this one?

-the screens are real bad,
Based on what study?

-they aren't compatible with windows,
Really? Hmm...parallels, bootcamp... can run Microsoft Office... can network with Windows PC....

-i cant find the start button,
Because there isn't one stop looking before you hurt yourself.

-why does everything have an i slapped in front of it?
I don't care.

-i cant install flight simulator x on it.
Yes you can use parallels or bootcamp.