What is this on Apple???

[MacAztec]

http://guide.apple.com/action.lasso?-database=MacOSGuide&-response=%2fussearch%2fdetail.html&-layout=cgi_detail&-op=bw&cfc=48&-maxRecords=1&-skipRecords=10&-search

Is this old? It says it was updated the other day...

[King Cobra]

When was the other day? February 3? That's what the article had listed on the side.

I have no idea what this could be about, since the info lists the product as a communications device, and that I haven't heard any recent news on it since (if there was any back then).

[AlphaTech]

You call back on 2/3/02 'just the other day'??? That's just over five months ago.

I for one don't need such a wanker device, and I suspect that only a few people on these forums would either. Look here (http://www.speakwithus.com/), select the products item, and then go to the second half of the page... Looks like device for people with 'special needs'. :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :cool:

[semi-joke]I think that mymemory could use such a device... might help him to improve his English language skills. :eek: :eek: :D [/semi-joke]

[MacAztec]

***** you mother *******!!! [/joke\]

;)

[King Cobra]

Hey, Aztec. I noticed your signature. I first pointed out to you that you were the youngest 4-gidit poster on boards (1000+ posts), according to this (http://www.macrumors.com/forums/showthread.php3?s=&postid=89015#post89015) post from earlier, by KC. Second, have you seen fyter's avatar? He is the first ever creator of the black and white avatars. I like your avatar a bit more than his, actually, a LOT more than his! :D

No offense, fyterdog.

Alpha would go mid-evil (sp) on your momma before he does his! :eek: :eek:

[AlphaTech]

'Med-evil' doesn't even come close to covering what I would do...:eek: :eek: :eek: :D :cool: She wouldn't be able to move for a month... :D

[King Cobra]

Why am I even replying? :confused:

Just put up some footage on your homepage soon...as I don't get HBO up here! :eek: :eek: :D :D

[MacAztec]

My Mom is dead [/joking\] ;)

[MacAztec]

My Mom is dead [/joking\] ;)

Thanks for the compliment on the avatar KC!

[MacAztec]

Shnike. Sorry about the DP (well now TP) :)

I clicked stop after I clicked submit because I wanted to thank KC

Its KCs fault!!!

[AlphaTech]

Ahhh... so Queen Cobra has made a comeback... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :cool:

[King Cobra]

>Its KCs fault!!!
That's right. It's my fault that I congratulated you, resulting in your triple post, ridiculous comments, and lousy avatars. This is a very proud Wednesday for me! :D

>Ahhh... so Queen Cobra has made a comeback... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :cool:
Keep dreaming, Techie! :D

[MacAztec]

Originally posted by King Cobra
Keep dreaming, Techie! :D

Fight Fight Fight!!

Dont make me mop the floor with both yo asses!!!

[King Cobra]

Hey, Aztec, you don't stand a chance between a 16 year old snake and a professional 32 year old flame sniper. Think it through, boy. :eek:

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by MacAztec
Fight Fight Fight!!

Dont make me mop the floor with both yo asses!!!

ROTFLMSaTAO!!!!

What do you say QC, shall we bust several caps into that aztec ass of his??? :D

[King Cobra]

I'm giving you the go, Techie. Shall we arm al weapons?

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by King Cobra
I'm giving you the go, Techie. Shall we arm al weapons?

Go ahead... fire away with the Al Bundy guns... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :cool:

[MacAztec]

*badadadadadadada*

Yea, that is the sound of my devistating HK-47, nickel plated, that is...

Oh, you want M-16? Let me get one with an extended barrel, with Semi-Auto and Auto modes, and yes, its illegal :)

And yes, its after you!

[King Cobra]

Loading, Aiming... FIRE!

Hey, Aztec, I can hear you from beyone the forums. You seems to start off posts with (or involve) "hmmmm" within them. WTF is wrong with you? I suggest you get that damn hummingbird out of your mouth and stick it where the sun doesn't shine, if it fits up your ash! :eek:

[MacAztec]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


What do you say QC :D

Hahaha...Queen Cobra

[MacAztec]

Originally posted by King Cobra
Loading, Aiming... FIRE!

Hey, Aztec, I can hear you from beyone the forums. You seems to start off posts with (or involve) "hmmmm" within them. WTF is wrong with you? I suggest you get that damn hummingbird out of your mouth and stick it where the sun doesn't shine, if it fits up your ash! :eek:

You know what Queenie? That "hmmmm" aint a humming bird, or me thinking. Its the sound of the pleasure I get when your mom is...well...lets just say

BOUNCING!

[King Cobra]

Listen, Asstec, if the best you can come up with is two words and an expression, then grab a dictionary and start reading. After that, you may want to watch Sesame Street, so that you know how to speak in complete sentences!

[King Cobra]

>Its the sound of the pleasure I get when your mom is...well...lets just say

BOUNCING! [/B][/QUOTE]

Hey, Asstec, I'm sure your name comes with family tradition! :eek:

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by King Cobra
I suggest you get that damn hummingbird out of your mouth and stick it where the sun doesn't shine, if it fits up your ash! :eek:

Looks like it's already buried deep in his ass...

He rams it home with an iBrator... :eek: :eek:

Watch where you aim that ancient rifle there aztec... I might have to fire a torp up your posterior.. :D

[MacAztec]

Ok you vatos, you really wan't to get technical with me? Did I say technical? Thats alpha's word, you damn techie. Alpha, are you tired? Why don't you go relax and take a nice ride on a vibrating harley. You know, the Dyno LowRider series?

And as for the snake, why don't you go slither around in someones a**hole for a little while, before I step on you. Okay?

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by MacAztec
And as for the snake, why don't you go slither around in someones a**hole for a little while, before I step on you. Okay?

Wait, before you two get into it, I need to make some popcorn... :D

Awwww, screw it, I'll just record the fight... :D Need to get to sleep anyway. I actually work for a living, what do you do aztec??? Stand on the street corner??? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :p :D :cool:

[King Cobra]

Where the living blue he!! do you see "technical" in the past couple of posts, other than your own? AlphaTech will get technical on anyone's ash before the victim has a chance to correct himself. (Example, Asstec, engaging against two armed flamers!)

>why don't you go slither around in someones a**hole for a little while, before I step on you.
I tried yours while you were trying to think up something to say in the past 6 minutes for that little insert you have there, and I found out there was no sign of intelligence there, either!

You even said it yourself, you have the worst avatar! There is not much worse you can do on the forums, except for make an ash out of yourself.

Techie, I'm sure we have an extra case somewhere, right?

[King Cobra]

>Need to get to sleep anyway.
Damn, it's that late? :D

>I actually work for a living, what do you do aztec??? Stand on the street corner??? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :p :D :cool:
Techie, that's a record for you...7 smilies in a row! :D :D

[AlphaTech]

I did have to stop a few shippments, since the basement is full at the moment. Got both kegs and cases of the stuff (long neck's too).

Technically, there is nothing quite as good as flaming a newbie over an open fire... but sometimes the aged ones burn just as well.

I believe that fryter has THE worst tar on the site... Even worse then many that were submitted in the contest. :eek: :D

[MacAztec]

>what do you do aztec??? Stand on the street corner???
No, I live at home, don't forget im 13...

As for KC....why don't you go slither around in Alpha's a** like you have been doing lately. You know he likes it, you just keep going back for more!

Example: >Techie, I'm sure we have an extra case somewhere, right?
Or...>Techie, that's a record for you...7 smilies in a row!
>I'm giving you the go, Techie. Shall we arm al weapons?

Just keep on snaking around with people huh. Hey, I hear that whip cracking KC.

*whi-crack*

Is that Alpha calling you??

[MacAztec]

Originally posted by AlphaTech


Stand on the street corner???

Actually, I do on weekends. There are lots of new housing communities out here, so I stand out holding one of their signs while listening to music for 6 hours, and i get paid 85 bucks.

Id say its fair!

[King Cobra]

All right, AssTec. Now let's see if you can handle it.

>>what do you do aztec??? Stand on the street corner???
>No, I live at home, don't forget im 13...
That's the problem, Asstec. You don't stand a chance in such a flamewar. You're 13, immature, inexperienced (how many wars have you been in with that iBrator stuck up your rectum?) and outwitted.

>As for KC....why don't you go slither around in Alpha's a** like you have been doing lately. You know he likes it, you just keep going back for more!
If he wanted someone around his ass he would have asked for your mom. Obviously that's why you came into the forums profane and graphically exposed to rated-R movies at age 3.

>Example: >Techie, I'm sure we have an extra case somewhere, right?
If you don't like the guinness, get a root beer.

>Or...>Techie, that's a record for you...7 smilies in a row!
It doesn't hurt to keep track of people's accomplishments. Example: You are the first person to have in their signature a statement, admitting you have the worst avatar. There's no shame in it if you admit it.

>>I'm giving you the go, Techie. Shall we arm al weapons?)
Obviously you will have to come up with your own forces now, since you are not part of the Dark Side and never will be.

>Just keep on snaking around with people huh. Hey, I hear that whip cracking KC.
I'm surprised you haven't died down after one bite on the side of your ash. And what buisness do you have with whipcracking? Have you ever been near it?

>*whi-crack*

Is that Alpha calling you??

No. That's one badash mother!!!!er cobra for all I care. I'm sure you won't be able to sit for a while.

[King Cobra]

>...I stand out holding one of their signs while listening to music for 6 hours, and i get paid 85 bucks.
So you are a prostitute? :D

[AlphaTech]

You two fight it out... I will check and see who is winning sometime tomorrow...

Looks like I will be having a passenger on my Harley very soon, so you might see me less often in here... :p :D

[tjwett]

Originally posted by MacAztec
http://guide.apple.com/action.lasso?-database=MacOSGuide&-response=%2fussearch%2fdetail.html&-layout=cgi_detail&-op=bw&cfc=48&-maxRecords=1&-skipRecords=10&-search

Is this old? It says it was updated the other day...

not to interupt the private "conversation" but i was thinking perhaps this is that modified old school iBook touchscreen thing. remember? okay, commence with the festivities.

[King Cobra]

tjwett and others, Aztec and I are just doing this for fun. There are really no personal insults going on, but for fun. So this doesn't need to be reported.

[MacAztec]

Originally posted by King Cobra
>...I stand out holding one of their signs while listening to music for 6 hours, and i get paid 85 bucks.
So you are a prostitute? :D

That was funny. I laughed, but can you not read? I told you why.

>That's the problem, Asstec. You don't stand a chance in such a flamewar. You're 13, immature, inexperienced (how many wars have you been in with that iBrator stuck up your rectum?) and outwitted.

Have you ever even been in a fight? How am I inexperienced. I may be inexperienced online, but not on the streets.

>If he wanted someone around his ass he would have asked for your mom.
I don't think Alpha would want a women to get a dildo and you know....
But I think you would like to ram a man, wouldn't you??

>Obviously that's why you came into the forums profane and graphically exposed to rated-R movies at age 3.
My parents aren't over-protective nit wits trying to cover me up from the real world. Sorry if I didn't watch rated R movies at 18 years of age KC.

>Obviously you will have to come up with your own forces now, since you are not part of the Dark Side and never will be.
Dark Side? WTF? You watch too much Star Wars buddy. The only dark side is when your mom turns sideways and blocks the sun.

>I'm surprised you haven't died down after one bite on the side of your ash.
Yea, internet cobras never seemed to hurt me.

>I'm sure you won't be able to sit for a while.
Why does everything you have to say pertain to a** ramming or iBrators? Do you have a secreat life??

[job]

This thread has been hijacked!

[job]

iBrators?? You sick sick people. :D

[MacAztec]

Originally posted by hitman
iBrators?? You sick sick people. :D

You need to talk to KC about this. Who knows why he is always so relaxed when on the forums....:confused:

( Y ) C======

KC^

[job]

Originally posted by MacAztec
You need to talk to KC about this.

I'd rather not. :D

[King Cobra]

>That was funny. I laughed, but can you not read? I told you why.
I can read, plain and simple. You said that you host signs for housing committees. Do you even know what houses you are supporting? :eek:

>Have you ever even been in a fight?
Damn right. I know how to work my way around fights here. alex_ant and I got it on once, I got it on with another character on the Article Discussion thread "G4", and I damn well know how to handle those younger than me.

>How am I inexperienced.
You ended your statement without a question mark, and you are yonger than me. Usually, when there is a 3 or 4 year difference at these ages there is a lot of differentiation of experience.

>I may be inexperienced online, but not on the streets.
So I now can take advantage of your weak point.

>I don't think Alpha would want a women to get a dildo and you know....
How do you know? Have you and Alpha got it on?

>But I think you would like to ram a man, wouldn't you??
Why do you think I am looking for pictures of Gwen Stefani? (Nope, I'll wait until I'm 18 or 21 for those pics. Right now I'm interested in the casual looks.)

>My parents aren't over-protective nit wits trying to cover me up from the real world. Sorry if I didn't watch rated R movies at 18 years of age KC.
You found out what the real world can bring to you back then, and you are finding that out now as well.

>Dark Side? WTF? You watch too much Star Wars buddy.
I hate Star Wars. But I was appointed a position for burning newbies and trolls on the forums, which is basically the Dark Side of the forums. [evil laugh]

>The only dark side is when your mom turns sideways and blocks the sun.
I didn't think the sun was that small.

>>I'm surprised you haven't died down after one bite on the side of your ash.
>Yea, internet cobras never seemed to hurt me.
Not physically, of course.

>Why does everything you have to say pertain to a** ramming or iBrators?
You mentioned raming before, not me. I didn't originally mention iBrators, either.

>Do you have a secreat life??
What do I get out of it if I tell you?

Listen, Aztec. It's been a great war, but I need to get some sleep. If my parents find out I've been up all night posting on the forums I wouldn't be here flaming away. So shall we save it until tomorrow?

[MacAztec]

Yea yea, sure sure.

Mamas boy...

[tjwett]

>doesn't need to be reported...

i know dude, i wouldn't do that.

[job]

This is the most moronic attempt to increase post counts I have ever seen. Bleh. :rolleyes: :D

[MacAztec]

Originally posted by hitman
This is the most moronic attempt to increase post counts I have ever seen. Bleh. :rolleyes: :D

Are you talking about your post? Or me and rower flaming.

And yes, your posts were pretty moronic :D

[mcrain]

Amateurs...

Some day if you really want to learn how to fight, go to lawschool.

[job]

Originally posted by MacAztec
And yes, your posts were pretty moronic :D

Bah. I meant this thread. :D

Your first post was interesting with the link, but after that.....

Now I'm spamming too...... :D

[King Cobra]

I checked Webster's Dictionary, and spam wasn't in there. :D

Hey, hitman, if you don't like us rising posts like that, you might want to post like this to keep up with the young dual teen 4-digit posters here. (I am pretty sure there are others...) :eek:

[job]

Originally posted by King Cobra
I checked Webster's Dictionary, and spam wasn't in there. :D

Hey, hitman, if you don't like us rising posts like that, you might want to post like this to keep up with the young dual teen 4-digit posters here. (I am pretty sure there are others...) :eek:

I don't mind reading threads like this at all. :D

It's a lot better than all those quasi-religious/quasi-political threads that popped up as of late. Too much serious bickering going on. This is just great.

And about the whole post count thing : I'm want my 'tar. :D :rolleyes:

[King Cobra]

Yeah. I can't stand political threads and ***** like that. It ticks the heck out of me to see such a discussion.

What do you have planned for an avatar, hitman?

[job]

I'm messing around in Photoshop making just some random images. I though some lightning would look cool. I need to do more work (i.e. some layers, etc) but I have started this :

[job]

or i could be cheap and use this :

[job]

I got the lightning stuff from this sig that I made for another forum :

[King Cobra]

Have you tried ***** around with the gradient tool using a difference? You can get some really cool patterns. That's how I developed those 7 or 8 desktops in the "I know some hate this..." forum. It takes some getting used to, but it is worth while.

[job]

Nah, I have not really had much time to mess around with Photoshop. I just "aquired" it. :D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by hitman
Nah, I have not really had much time to mess around with Photoshop. I just "aquired" it. :D

Which version??? I have access to 6.0.x, and might be obtaining a copy of 7 soon... If things go through that is. I own Illustrator 10, as well as Bryce 5, which I have been thinking about using to create some screen backgrounds. I just haven't gotten around to it yet.

[King Cobra]

I'm on the same road, Techmyster. I have PS 6.0.1 at home in NJ, but somehow I managed to have 4.0.1 on my computers in Maine. I look forward to a 7.x.x upgrade soon. The problem with our upgrading software like this (my family) is that we are basically strapped for cash.

But as long as I have Photoshop 6 I should be happy. I want 7 so bad. :cool:

[job]

I have Photoshop 6.0 and Illustrator 10.

I really want to get the 7.0 upgrade for Photoshop so I can run it under X. :rolleyes:

[AlphaTech]

I need 7 so that I can run it native in OS X. I would go out and purchase a full copy, except I don't have the spare green at the moment... Maybe I will be able to put it into the budget for next year...

[job]

I just want the update. :rolleyes: :D

[Sun Baked]

Figures this fight would play out in this thread about Synergy mAAC - an assistive device for the disabled (speech & movement) from the company Speak With US.

I'd really hate to see what symbols would be needed to have this fight using this device.

http://www.speakwithus.com/images/40_lisa-danny9.JPG

Adding

And where are the 166MHz Mac's coming from for these machines? Are they new or used?

[job]

No one was making fun or arguing about the product in question. In fact, dicussion about the product stopped after the third post.

[void]

you guys actually purcgase software? i've bought plenty of apple products so i dont need to spend thousands of dollars on some 1's and 0's on a circular piece of plastic. i can get those for free on carracho. embrace the starfish!

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by vjv
you guys actually purcgase software? i've bought plenty of apple products so i dont need to spend thousands of dollars on some 1's and 0's on a circular piece of plastic. i can get those for free on carracho. embrace the starfish!

For one thing, Bubba, I am fairly certain that the God of this site doesn't saction warez, or obtaining software that you [normally] purchase for nothing.

Many of us that are/were in the graphic design field learned to use some powerfull applications. It makes life much easier when you have those apps at home. Those of us in the tech field, install those same applications on systems day after day, and have to support them as well. Once you get into a corporate environment, you learn how important it is to have valid licenses for the software. The only applications that I do not own, and intend to purchase as soon as I can, is PS7 and Quark. I am waiting on Quark until it is OS X native.