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jefhatfield
Jul 10, 2002, 10:24 PM
1.5 ghz dual g4?
a g5
a dual g4 tibook
a 1 ghz tibook
a 17" lcd imac
jaguar
an apple camera
an apple pda
jobs resigning???
King Cobra
Jul 10, 2002, 10:27 PM
How come you didn't make a poll?
I would have to say the G5. I don't expect it to come out then, but it would blow everyone away if it did.
As for Jobs handing himself the pink slip, I don't want to dare think about it. :eek:
Backtothemac
Jul 10, 2002, 11:03 PM
I would have to say the G5 and Jobs resigning would be a tie. Both of those would make me head to the local tavern. G5 because I cannot afford one and need to drink my sorrows away. Jobs resigning because that would be the death of Apple.
groundhog troll
Jul 10, 2002, 11:10 PM
New software called Reality Distortion Field from resent acquisions Nothing Real, Silicon Grail and Prismo Graphics:D
Sun Baked
Jul 10, 2002, 11:15 PM
A HyperTransport G4 would be nice and slightly optimistic.
But more realsitic than a RapidIO G5 since AMD has secured supplier contracts for production of the HyperTransport bridge chips and is planning on releasing Hypertransport computers in Q4.
www.aliusa.com/eng/product/corelogic/m1687.htm
Hypertransport is already sampling, while the specs for RapidIO are just being finalized with sampling expected in early 2003.
http://www.hypertransport.org/
http://www.rapidio.org/news/rapidio/
Sucks wind that we may be looking at using our aging MPX systems for a while longer.
jefhatfield
Jul 11, 2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by King Cobra
I would have to say the G5. I don't expect it to come out then, but it would blow everyone away if it did.
As for Jobs handing himself the pink slip, I don't want to dare think about it. :eek:
g5 would be too cool
jobs is worth hundreds of millions last time i checked; he has proven how to think differently...twice ...and if he wanted to start something else, he has earned that right
...but the g5 is the ultimate secret let out if it happens at mwny
...now the g5 coming out in 2003 will pretty much be expected
ShaolinMiddleFinger
Jul 11, 2002, 12:21 AM
the wildest thing that could happen:
Jobs walks out, everyone cheers, he opens up saying that it's his last year at apple. The crowd is in aww.... they start to boo. Then Jobs says that before he leaves, he will introduce the apple pda that everyone's wanted....the crowd cheers... Jobs then says, "and finally, another item, you have anticipated.... the G5" The crowd cheers!
jefhatfield
Jul 11, 2002, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by ShaolinMiddleFinger
the wildest thing that could happen:
Jobs walks out, everyone cheers, he opens up saying that it's his last year at apple. The crowd is in aww.... they start to boo. Then Jobs says that before he leaves, he will introduce the apple pda that everyone's wanted....the crowd cheers... Jobs then says, "and finally, another item, you have anticipated.... the G5" The crowd cheers!
now that would be going out with a bang
and jobs could personally call eyelikeart about the pda:p
mac15
Jul 11, 2002, 12:56 AM
a g5 would blow us all away, but some software would be better, like a pro audio app or something else pro
Sun Baked
Jul 11, 2002, 12:58 AM
No the biggest news ever for Apple would be the introduction of the new CEO of MS, Chainsaw Al Dunlop.
cb911
Jul 11, 2002, 03:30 AM
none of the above! well, maybe the G5. that would probably turn a few heads..
but the wildest thing would have to be a chrome plated 1GHz PowerBook!!:D
eyelikeart
Jul 11, 2002, 09:42 AM
definitely the Apple PDA...oh wait a minute...that's not what I meant!! :eek: :rolleyes: ;)
what I really meant to say was a dual g4 tibook...yeah...that's it! :D
drastik
Jul 11, 2002, 10:48 AM
Two Words: poop flinging monkey.;)
eyelikeart
Jul 11, 2002, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by drastik
Two Words: poop flinging monkey.;)
aahhhh....thank u drastik!! :D
it's hard holding Winky back from wreacking havoc on those PDA lovers...he he he ;)
kiwi_the_iwik
Jul 11, 2002, 11:30 AM
I'd go for a few predictions (spot the odd-one out) -
1. Slot-loading SuperDrives as standard across the board (and available from the Apple Store as a separate purchase)
2. New 1Ghz G4 iMac 17" in shape of a standard LCD monitor - all-in-one design contains motherboard and slot-loading SuperDrive!
3. A new version of the Newton PDA in the shape of a mini LCD display, running a cut-down version of OSX on the new IBM G4 chipset, with true plug-and-play compatibility and rechargeability thanks to FireWire (just like the iPod).
4. Jaguar as a FREE upgrade to existing OSX users
5. Eskape Labs FINALLY completing their OSX drivers for MyTV
6. Bluetooth as standard on new computers - USB adapters available immediately for older models
7. The Rolling Stones announcing their final gig EVER will be to close the conference (and really mean it - final MEANS final...)
Yeah - you're right...
Number 5 does seem a tad unrealistic...
;)
King Cobra
Jul 11, 2002, 12:00 PM
>it's hard holding Winky back from wreacking havoc on those PDA lovers...he he he ;)
I'm sure he must be planning a get together for people like us, somewhere in New Orleans... :D
Actually, I think the most surprising thing to happen would be Steve announces an iPod with a special feature for internet Breakout competition against me! :D
LOL... :cool:
jefhatfield
Jul 11, 2002, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
definitely the Apple PDA...oh wait a minute...that's not what I meant!! :eek: :rolleyes: ;)
what I really meant to say was a dual g4 tibook...yeah...that's it! :D
i swear eye!
if i had some extra cash after paying off...yikes...the 20+ percent credit card i used for private university graduate school...i would use the first five hundred dollars cash to buy an apple pda and send it to you as a gift to
1) show you how cool it is
2) maybe convert you
3) shut you up...he he
but since my balance is hard to pay off, i won't be buying anybody any major gifts for a long, long time
apple and sj being who they have been since '97, the apple pda would be voice activated and have a full version of os x on it
microsoft and some pc makers are going to release a handheld pda with a full version of windows xp on it...granted, it won't go 1 ghz, but will be email, internet, and microsoft office (the full version) compliant
AlphaTech
Jul 11, 2002, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by drastik
Two Words: poop flinging monkey.;)
Sorry to break it to you Bubba, but that's three words... :p :D
Last I heard, you are not the keeper of the monkey...
As for what would be the wildest thing at MWNY... It would be Jobs announcing that all new PowerMac's will come with a hottie (for all guys over the age of 25 :D). She will completely understand all your Mac lingo, and be able to carry on a conversation about life, the universe, and everything.. . :p :D Something for the consumer models will be next year, and with different flavors being offered at MWSF. :eek: :eek: :D
King Cobra
Jul 11, 2002, 01:44 PM
Fruity flavors...what about for die-hard Mac fans in their 10s? :eek: :D
AlphaTech
Jul 11, 2002, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
Fruity flavors...what about for die-hard Mac fans in their 10s? :eek: :D
TFB, they will have to wait... by the time they are old enough, all the real hotties will be 'taken'. :D :D
mischief
Jul 11, 2002, 02:06 PM
Steve comes out and announces the death of the Power PC.....
( Shocked silence)
..... Instead Apple will be partnering with IBM and Sony to purchase Transmeta and Altivec.
(more shocked silence)
In Fact the new architecture will now simulate ANY chip ever produced.
(Riotous applause)
The new chip will be shipping in August in the all new Powermac GX in Dual, Quad and Octet models starting at $1999.00. DDR, 333Mhz bus, Hypertransport, up to 4GB of RAM, ATA133 with HW RAID and 4 channels on a daughter card swappable for serial ATA. AGP8x, PCI66 Std, FW2, 2 optical drives std, built in DSL modem and optional Cable/Satellite modem.
(Thunderous applause, chanting , singing , crying):D
King Cobra
Jul 11, 2002, 02:06 PM
Maybe [S]Intel and Dell[t] should offer old political democratic women with their peecees. That way, when you get sick of the software, you can get sick of the hardware! :eek: :D
King Cobra
Jul 11, 2002, 02:10 PM
>DDR, 333Mhz bus, Hypertransport, up to 4GB of RAM, ATA133 with HW RAID and 4 channels on a daughter card swappable for serial ATA. AGP8x, PCI66 Std, FW2, 2 optical drives std, built in DSL modem and optional Cable/Satellite modem.
Don't forget terabit ethernet, a Superdrive that burns DVDs at 24x, and a Titanium enclosure! :D
eyelikeart
Jul 11, 2002, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by jefhatfield
i swear eye!
if i had some extra cash after paying off...yikes...the 20+ percent credit card i used for private university graduate school...i would use the first five hundred dollars cash to buy an apple pda and send it to you as a gift to
1) show you how cool it is
2) maybe convert you
3) shut you up...he he
he he he...it would probably be very cool...I might actually get interested in it...
but u would never shut me up... ;) :D :eek:
Moonlight
Jul 11, 2002, 02:32 PM
Has apple given up on multi styled iMacs ?? Ok ok no fruit flavors, but maybe a nice line of executive colors or textures: brushed metal, suede, black chrome, purple velvet ???
King Cobra
Jul 11, 2002, 02:38 PM
I think the fruity flavors are done with. Personally, they wouldn't stand out anymore. Besides, the i-line of products has an all white theme. Why would Apple digress and substitute their i-line of white-colored products with variations of colors, again? They may look executive, but I don't think Apple would do this.
Besides, I think you can do this already. Take a snow iMac and paint/polish the sides with whatever color you like. Don't forget about the speakers and the support underneath! :D
drastik
Jul 11, 2002, 03:16 PM
yeah, a few people have been painting their iMacs, it looks allright, some of it looks really tacky, though. Painting a case is a pain to do properly, and you have to let it dry afterwards, so your mac is jsut siting around naked (not good for it at all.)
Maybe steve will put on a white turtleneck, to signify the move to an all snow theme.
mischief
Jul 11, 2002, 03:20 PM
" Our programmers have been working overtime to make OS X all it can be..... In fact you can now install OS X on X86 as well as Power PC, AND you can now run Unix, Linux and Windows Apps directly from OS X when installed on a Macintosh."
(Stunned silence followed by chanting of "STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!")
" In fact..... With the new Architecture of the GX chip and the power of OS X you can now run ANY PROGRAM EVER WRITTEN on your new PowerMac... shipping in August... ahem.."
( SJ gets his water and heads to the Demo table):D
Classic
Jul 11, 2002, 06:19 PM
Seeing as the mac is the hub of the digital lifestyle, my wild prediction is an Apple branded Firewire based video conference camera and software like Net Meeting....
Seeing as our world becomes smaller everyday, and friends and families spread out around the world, I think Apple could develop software and hardware to bring us all closer together.
Remember when MCI had long distance rates that were really cheap as long as you called another MCI customer? The idea was that you would convince your friends and families to switch to MCI so that you could all enjoy really cheap phone calls.
Now I'm not saying that this was a good idea, or that it made them money - but by making the cameras adn developing the software such that it streamed MP4, and was only Mac compatable, it could be a strategy for Apple to get more customers.
Or, they could just develop the software and CODECs for cross platform use, and Apple's hardware would just be sooooo much cooler than the PC's that people might be more inclined to buy Mac.
So, is that off the wall enough?
kiwi_the_iwik
Jul 11, 2002, 06:44 PM
What if they did bring back the fruity colours? Well, then - how's about FLAVOURING them whilst they're at it? Talk about practical. One sales pitch would be straight out of Willy Wonka -
"...if you get bored, or just need a snack - stick out your tongue and lick an iMac!"
"...available in 5 fruity flavours - strawberries taste like strawberries; blueberries taste like blueberries; snozzberries taste like REAL snozzberries!"
Then again - maybe not...
Ifeelbloated
Jul 11, 2002, 07:47 PM
That guy who streaked at 'Wimbledon' will be there in his birthday-suit.
King Cobra
Jul 11, 2002, 07:57 PM
>(kiwi_the_iwik)"...if you get bored, or just need a snack - stick out your tongue and lick an iMac!"
You must be really bored to say/do that, I see... :D :cool:
jadam
Jul 11, 2002, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by kiwi_the_iwik
3. A new version of the Newton PDA in the shape of a mini LCD display, running a cut-down version of OSX on the new IBM G4 chipset, with true plug-and-play compatibility and rechargeability thanks to FireWire (just like the iPod).
;)
IBM doesnt make G4s :p
DavPeanut
Jul 11, 2002, 08:46 PM
Would it be possible for apple to buy PART of both Moto and IBM? Just the parts that make the proccessors of course. Then they could combine the technology of Moto (Multiple processors, high flops) with that of IBM (software overclockablility, fast bus) and make the altimate proccesor. If possible, apple could pay AMD big money too give them the Athlon architecture.
jefhatfield
Jul 11, 2002, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by eyelikeart
he he he...it would probably be very cool...I might actually get interested in it...
but u would never shut me up... ;) :D :eek:
check this out
on the outside, the titanium object is a cell phone
then it opens up like a clamshell and it becomes a mini laptop with a 75 percent keyboard and mini lcd screen
the os is os x
it has a 5 GB hard drive and one usb and one firewire port
as an accessory, it has an external optical drive cdrw/dvd
small g3 processor 300 mhz and 256 MB or RAM
total price...$500 usd not including hookup and monthly dial up charges
...now that would be amazing...and by 2003, very doable
...a product like that with windows CE exists right now, but apple would easily get the full os x in there since it's not a bloated windoze operating system
and yes, this sub-one pound phenom would be a pda
...an apple macintosh pda phone
barkmonster
Jul 11, 2002, 09:22 PM
During the developer part of the keynote, a representative of microsoft is mauled by a Jaguar that's escaped from back stage while steve's organising using it as a prop for an OS X demo with some local zoo keepers :-)
Okay, maybe that's a bit sick but it would certainly qualify as "wildest thing at MWNY" :D
Kethoticus
Jul 11, 2002, 10:03 PM
To me, the wildest thing would be for Apple to decide to hire Bill Gates as President of Marketing and Sales.
robodweeb
Jul 11, 2002, 11:07 PM
The wildest thing would be an admission, by Steve, that he has realized that Windows truly is the way to go and that he had signed another five-year agreement with Bill to make OS X look and act like Windows XP.
In the event of such an announcement, I leave all my worldly possessions to the guys hanging around my local Home Depot, looking for work ... now, where's a good place to jump???
<grin>
Fortunately, "wild" is not "probable" and I'm still hoping for a portable device (I won't write the three-letter acronym that evokes eyelikeart's opprobrium, but I'd like a tablet) ....
kiwi_the_iwik
Jul 12, 2002, 08:55 AM
Well, well, jadam -
Spank my ass and call me a Strawberry.
I thought that Motorola weren't the ONLY developers of the G4 chip. I point to the time when Apple's demand for the G4 outweighed Motorola's supply (circa 2000) - and so they turned to IBM to make up the shortfall. Now, IBM are copper-based G4 chip designers and suppliers in their own right.
In fact, the next generation of G4 chips for portables (and possibly PDA's) might come from IBM, due to their low power consumption and heat emission rate, when compared to the Motorola MPC7455 Apollo.
So there.:D
kiwi_the_iwik
Jul 12, 2002, 09:05 AM
...guess who manufactured YOUR 700Mhz Power-PC 750cx G3 iBook chip?
Hmmmmm?
bbarnhart
Jul 12, 2002, 09:19 AM
1 Ghz iBook
Apple 'Entertainment Hub' - and Airport, ethernet machine with huge HD that records TV shows, stores MP3, rips and burns CD's and acts a file server.
jefhatfield
Jul 12, 2002, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by kiwi_the_iwik
Well, well, jadam -
Spank my ass and call me a Strawberry.
I thought that Motorola weren't the ONLY developers of the G4 chip. I point to the time when Apple's demand for the G4 outweighed Motorola's supply (circa 2000) - and so they turned to IBM to make up the shortfall. Now, IBM are copper-based G4 chip designers and suppliers in their own right.
In fact, the next generation of G4 chips for portables (and possibly PDA's) might come from IBM, due to their low power consumption and heat emission rate, when compared to the Motorola MPC7455 Apollo.
So there.:D
wow, i didn't know that
and all these people are sleeping in each other's beds in my backyard...he he
ibm as400s use risc chips instead of intel chips in their servers which i thought was interesting
drastik
Jul 12, 2002, 09:55 AM
MAybe Apple will move from LCD displays to plasma, with a starting size of fifty-two inch wide? Maybe I shouldn't have drank all that cough syrup.
hehe...
250 posts, halfway to my avitar, I feel a sense of acomplishment, and a sense of impatience. Maybe I should make more monkey poop jokes.
AlphaTech
Jul 12, 2002, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by kiwi_the_iwik
...guess who manufactured YOUR 700Mhz Power-PC 750cx G3 iBook chip?
Hmmmmm?
That's because IBM makes the G3 chips, NOT the G4. Motorola is being a bastard about releasing the Altivec technology to IBM, or any other chip maker for that matter. THAT is the only thing preventing IBM from making the G4 processor.
IF IBM was also making the G4 chip, we would probably be seeing higher speeds and lower chip prices which could drive down the cost of both the computers, and processor upgrades.
kiwi_the_iwik
Jul 12, 2002, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by AlphaTech
That's because IBM makes the G3 chips, NOT the G4. Motorola is being a bastard about releasing the Altivec technology to IBM, or any other chip maker for that matter. THAT is the only thing preventing IBM from making the G4 processor.
IF IBM was also making the G4 chip, we would probably be seeing higher speeds and lower chip prices which could drive down the cost of both the computers, and processor upgrades.
Apple went straight to IBM when Motorola couldn't supply the 500Mhz G4's en masse to Apple around 2000, who in turn supplied the short-fall left by Motorola. Since then, Motorola has adopted the copper chip technology -developed by IBM - for their new MPC7455 G4 chip (codenamed "Apollo"), as opposed to the old aluminium circuitry.
Now, both IBM AND Motorola are manufacturing the G4 chipset. And even though they are part of the Apple-IBM-Motorola (AIM) relationship that have all co-developed the Power-PC processor, they each have their own agendas - IBM's latest is to implement the same system as Apollo uses, with SOI (Silicon-On-Insulator) RISC technology, into the Intel/Athlon world.
All-in-all, it's an absolute mess. I swear if you can make head-or-tail of it all, I'll give you a medal...
What I DO know is that because of this little rivalry between these folks, we get faster processors - and therefore end up ultimately being the winners.:D
digital1
Jul 12, 2002, 01:23 PM
This is an interesting thread. I would have to say an Apple PDA would the wildest (but not expected by a long shot) product. I think I will add another thing in their. Maybe we can get the Pippin again ! OR! OR! OR! a partnership with Nintendo! LOL LOL That would be funny. But yeah The PDA would be pretty wild, even though we all know it isn't going to be there.
jefhatfield
Jul 12, 2002, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by digital1
This is an interesting thread. I would have to say an Apple PDA would the wildest (but not expected by a long shot) product. I think I will add another thing in their. Maybe we can get the Pippin again ! OR! OR! OR! a partnership with Nintendo! LOL LOL That would be funny. But yeah The PDA would be pretty wild, even though we all know it isn't going to be there.
i am also pretty sure there won't be an apple pda at macworld
i mentioned this before, but i swear i heard on abc radio that wintel is going to have a handheld pda with a full version of windows xp on it...which will essentially make the thing a miniature laptop which is too small for the lap
...i wonder if apple could do that sometime in the next couple of years with a handheld computer with a full version of os x on it...that is something i would buy...but the text would have to be ledgible and i wouldn't really mind scrolling so much
wearing a computer, with a full os, on my belt just seems so geeky...perfect for someone like me:p
iH8Quark
Jul 12, 2002, 01:59 PM
A G6. :eek: :D ;)
job
Jul 12, 2002, 05:39 PM
Microsoft pumps more money into Apple.
As a result, Apple is able to produce this :
The new chip will be shipping in August in the all new Powermac GX in Dual, Quad and Octet models starting at $1999.00. DDR, 333Mhz bus, Hypertransport, up to 4GB of RAM, ATA133 with HW RAID and 4 channels on a daughter card swappable for serial ATA. AGP8x, PCI66 Std, FW2, 2 optical drives std, built in DSL modem and optional Cable/Satellite modem.
Apple's stock goes through the roof. Market share increases to 51%
They are able to buy Microsoft and kill Windows.
:D :D All happening at MWNY? Doubtful.
Griffindor73
Jul 12, 2002, 06:22 PM
I would like to see Steve get on a Space Hopper with an Apple logo on the front of it the bounce across the stage where a line of laptops are waiting. They are alternately arranged windows XP laptops and TiBooks. He bounces across them singing "Bill Gates has a small willy", crushing all the laptops as he goes. Then assisants will dash on and hold up all the laptops. The TiBooks will be in perfect working order, while the windows ones will be twisted wrecks of their former selves!
The Steve will pop the space-hopper with a big knife and pull out the new 4Ghz G5 chip, the crowd will chear, women will hold up their first-born for him to scrifice and a troup of naked go-go dancers will wheel on the new G5 PowerMac, which will have changed its name to VeryPowerfulMac to make it obvious to Windows user that there machines are total pants.
To finish Steve will perform a Photoshop benchmark test that is so fast it will distort the time/space continum and mean that Photoshop 7 will work so fast that it can actually predict what you want to do next and will automatically carry out the task before you have even thought of it.
That ought to get some headlines!
Wry Cooter
Jul 12, 2002, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by jefhatfield
...an apple macintosh pda phone
Like you said, Nokia already has this available, just not running OS X.
I think any handheld PDA that might come from apple would by default, have to be a cell phone as well. And one that takes photos.
job
Jul 12, 2002, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Griffindor73
I would like to see Steve get on a Space Hopper with an Apple logo on the front of it the bounce across the stage where a line of laptops are waiting. They are alternately arranged windows XP laptops and TiBooks. He bounces across them singing "Bill Gates has a small willy", crushing all the laptops as he goes. Then assisants will dash on and hold up all the laptops. The TiBooks will be in perfect working order, while the windows ones will be twisted wrecks of their former selves!
The Steve will pop the space-hopper with a big knife and pull out the new 4Ghz G5 chip, the crowd will chear, women will hold up their first-born for him to scrifice and a troup of naked go-go dancers will wheel on the new G5 PowerMac, which will have changed its name to VeryPowerfulMac to make it obvious to Windows user that there machines are total pants.
To finish Steve will perform a Photoshop benchmark test that is so fast it will distort the time/space continum and mean that Photoshop 7 will work so fast that it can actually predict what you want to do next and will automatically carry out the task before you have even thought of it.
That ought to get some headlines!
I'd pay to see that. :D :D
King Cobra
Jul 12, 2002, 09:16 PM
Griffindor, hitman, and others along the lines, you guys must have some F:eek:CKED up imagination! :eek: :D :eek: :D
job
Jul 12, 2002, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
Griffindor, hitman, and others along the lines, you guys must have some F:eek:CKED up imagination! :eek: :D :eek: :D
What the ***** you talkin about? :D :D
We can dream, can't we? :D :D
King Cobra
Jul 12, 2002, 09:41 PM
Hey, titman! :eek: :D
I never stated you couldn't dream...but at least have the decency to side with something other than women giving up their first born at a formal expo. :eek: :rolleyes:
Griffindor73
Jul 13, 2002, 05:18 AM
I just thought that my style expo fitted in with Steve's god-like status! To adopt a more politically correct line the half the naked dancers could be men and the women could offer any of their children, not just the first born! (Although I'm not changing my mind about the space-hoppers!)
Griffindor73
Jul 13, 2002, 05:20 AM
In fact, looking back at my post I never stated the accual gender of the go-go dancers, that was up to your imagination!
blogo
Jul 13, 2002, 05:50 PM
a dual g4 tibook
wouldn't that be innovative?
job
Jul 13, 2002, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
Hey, titman! :eek: :D
I never stated you couldn't dream...but at least have the decency to side with something other than women giving up their first born at a formal expo. :eek: :rolleyes:
Hey Queenie, it was not my idea about the whole "first born thing." :rolleyes: :D
I just thought it was funny. :D
King Cobra
Jul 13, 2002, 09:33 PM
Titman! :D
You must have misread my statement. If you can see your computer screen over your :eek: read what I said in my previous post:
"...have the decency to side with something other than women giving up their first born...." Spot a place where I said it was your idea. :cool:
job
Jul 13, 2002, 09:41 PM
Ah well, I'm too tired to read anything right, let alone anything posted by you. :D :D
King Cobra
Jul 13, 2002, 09:45 PM
I'm afraid to read anything by you, titma'am, 'cause I'm afraid you'll attach a pic! :eek: :D :rolleyes: :cool:
job
Jul 13, 2002, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
I'm afraid to read anything by you, titma'am, 'cause I'm afraid you'll attach a pic! :eek: :D :rolleyes: :cool:
Hey Queen Slut, I already have attached a pic in Community Discussion. :rolleyes: :D :D
But as always your blinding stupidity forces me to try and avoid your posts whenever possible. :D :D :cool:
King Cobra
Jul 13, 2002, 09:55 PM
Queen Slut doesn't even rhyme...clitman! :D :D
If you try to avoid my posts, then why the blue heck are you responding? :D
Sounds like you are even more sexually distressed than any of us thought! :eek: :rolleyes: :D :cool:
job
Jul 13, 2002, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
Queen Slut doesn't even rhyme...clitman! :D :D
I know. I just thought it would be appropriate though. :D
If you try to avoid my posts, then why the blue heck are you responding?
Cause I'm bored. Really, really fricken bored. :D :D
And it's boosting my post count. :rolleyes: :D
Sounds like you are even more sexually distressed than any of us thought!
And you would obviously understand the most about sexual distress (and probably confusion :eek: ) than anyone else on the boards, right? :D :D
King Cobra
Jul 13, 2002, 10:10 PM
>>Queen Slut doesn't even rhyme...clitman!
>I know. I just thought it would be appropriate though.
You're obviously sleep-posting! :D
>Cause I'm bored. Really, really fricken bored.
Well, that's close enough! :D
>And it's boosting my post count. :rolleyes: :D
You're just about as lazy as fyterdog. Now I have to bytch to the two of you about drunk aliens and pink elephants! :D :eek:
>And you would obviously understand the most about sexual distress (and probably confusion :eek: ) than anyone else on the boards, right?
I'm sure anyone with half a brain (or, in your case, half a b:eek:st) could figure out that slut does not rhyme with cobra. If that makes me more aware of sexual distress then I can't imagine what you are going through. :D
job
Jul 13, 2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
pink elephants! :D :eek:
Wft have you been smoking? :D
You're obviously sleep-posting! :D
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I'm sure anyone with half a brain (or, in your case, half a b:eek:st) could figure out that slut does not rhyme with cobra. If that makes me more aware of sexual distress then I can't imagine what you are going through. :D
You are too. :D
See you tomorrow Queen Opra. :D
King Cobra
Jul 13, 2002, 10:29 PM
>Wft have you been smoking? :D
I didn't bring that up, fyterdog did.
>>You're obviously sleep-posting!
>You are too. :D
See you tomorrow Queen Opra. :D
Wow. You can't even back that up. Try the front! :eek: :D
See you Monday. :cool:
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