iPhone in the bedroom

[226896]

I came across 'Vibrating massage' in the app store yesterday. As a joke, I got the free version, and told my girlfriend I bought her a present. I told her to shut her eyes, and I put the app to work. Took her about 2 minutes, tops. She had no idea that I was using my iPhone until afterwards. Honestly, who says Apple doesn't allow adult apps in the App Store? I reckon this app is a marketing scandal by Apple, to persuade girlfriends to the iSide.

I now believe more than ever, that there is an app, for everything.

[braddick]

I came across 'Vibrating massage' in the app store yesterday. As a joke, I got the free version, and told my girlfriend I bought her a present. I told her to shut her eyes, and I put the app to work. Took her about 2 minutes, tops. She had no idea that I was using my iPhone until afterwards. Honestly, who says Apple doesn't allow adult apps in the App Store? I reckon this app is a marketing scandal by Apple, to persuade girlfriends to the iSide.

I now believe more than ever, that there is an app, for everything.

Did you also use the video app?
;)

[D1G1T4L]

Wow.......ummm pretty much speechless.

[jdk2]

:eek:

[braddick]

Wow.......ummm pretty much speechless.

That's what she said.
:rolleyes:

[drummerlondonw3]

I wasn't expecting this I have to say :eek:

[TheMBC]

HAHAHA Best thread I've seen in a while, I LOL'd.

[-aggie-]

Thanks for sharing......NOT! :rolleyes:

[Krafty]

So you mean:

1. Buy App
2. Put between legs
3. :eek:
4. PROFIT!

[solideliquid]

Dang man wash that iPhone off!

[UngratefulNinja]

WAYYYYYY TMI man :eek:

[-aggie-]

Dang man wash that iPhone off!

I wonder if this kind of "activity" will trip the water sensors? :)

[sinsin07]

I hope your joking because if your not your GF must be one dumb....well you get the idea.

And oh by the way OP, when you finish doing whatever it is your doing to your GF, try using that app against the side of your head to jar a few of those brain cells back into position, maybe get couple of those synapses firing in a line again. You seem a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

[matts1501]

http://www.snowboardermag.com/features/online-exclusives/knucks-horizontal.jpg

[lemonademaker]

I wonder if this kind of "activity" will trip the water sensors? :)

:eek:

[Appdict]

I hope you only gave her a back massage.

[ucfgrad93]

Wow.......ummm pretty much speechless.

Agreed. File this under "Too Much Information."

[razor-sex]

I have all ways thought of making an app for jailbroken phones called pleasure woudent take long either. :p

[dccorona]

I came across 'Vibrating massage' in the app store yesterday. As a joke, I got the free version, and told my girlfriend I bought her a present. I told her to shut her eyes, and I put the app to work. Took her about 2 minutes, tops. She had no idea that I was using my iPhone until afterwards. Honestly, who says Apple doesn't allow adult apps in the App Store? I reckon this app is a marketing scandal by Apple, to persuade girlfriends to the iSide.

I now believe more than ever, that there is an app, for everything.

1 week from now
new post from Lukeeeee
"Strange, funky odor emitting from iPhone when it is in use"

[Bacong]

Man. This topic is awesome.

[doucy2]

That iphone app is a win, ignore all the haters.

[-aggie-]

I have all ways thought of making an app for jailbroken phones called pleasure woudent take long either. :p

There's already an app called Passion. It measures your performance in the bedroom. :)

[sinsin07]

1 week from now
new post from Lukeeeee
"Strange, funky odor emitting from iPhone when it is in use"

Or: "tripped a mositure sensor last night....my phone has never been exposed to any mositure whatsoever" :rolleyes:

[iLoveMyApple]

OMFGosh! BAHAHA! This is the best thing I've read all day! Make sure to...disinfect the iPhone with some Clorox wipes or something. I'm also wondering if the water sensor was tripped. :cool::p;):eek::confused:

[ant131531]

I lol'd so hard.

[labman]

when you think it's all been said in this forum somebody comes though with a trump! future thread from op (my girlfriend left me and took my Iphone) or (I can't figure out why my battery keeps draining) My GF is cheating on me with my Iphone) Hey dude Download the passion app see who gets a better score you or Vibrating massage App! if it's a 3gs I am going with that since it's faster! :p

[sinsin07]

when you think it's all been said in this forum somebody comes though with a trump! future thread from op (my girlfriend left me and took my Iphone) or (I can't figure out why my battery keeps draining) My GF is cheating on me with my Iphone) Hey dude Download the passion app see who gets a better score you or Vibrating massage App! if it's a 3gs I am going with that since it's faster! :p


Good one, especially "my girlfriend left me for my iphone"

[danpass]

"are they planning to make the iphone cylindrical now?"
by omgggggggggg!

"can anyone tell me where to find a ribbed iphone case?"
by Sexkitten09



some reviews there lol :D

[bracesj]

im tempted to try this lol

[mkrishnan]

That's quite enough. For the love of god, man, think of the children. ;)