Winner of the world's lamest mail sig...

[mcdj]

I have been researching places to go for vacation. I emailed a bed and breakfast. The innkeeper wrote back from his iPhone, and the following was his sig...

"Sent via David's Mobile iPhone 3Gs"

A. he already signed the message David prior to the sig line. Who else's phone would he be sending it from and why would anyone care if it's David's phone or not?

B. is there a non-mobile iPhone?

C. does anyone need to know or care that it's a 3GS?

Based solely on the guy's toolbag signature, I am looking elsewhere to stay. :rolleyes:

[Luke1robb]

Based solely on the guy's toolbag signature, I am looking elsewhere to stay. :rolleyes:

This line made my day. Who knew that we've come to the day where an email signature would impact someone's willingness to stay at a B&B.

Good luck in your search! Please promise me something though... you won't stay with a BB owner... that's worse than this tool, for sure.

[DuFFy]

sooo you started a thread to just bash the guy? sweet.

what does that say about you..

[arkitect]

Quite frankly I think you'll find far worse signatures here on MacRumors… some people feel compelled to spell out every last bit of junk they own… including battery life. :rolleyes:

[stridemat]

Sent via David's Mobile iPhone 3Gs

C. does anyone need to know or care that it's a 3GS?


perhaps he has multiple 3G iphones???:p

[Luke1robb]

Quite frankly I think you'll find far worse signatures here on MacRumors… some people feel compelled to spell out every last bit of junk they own… including battery life. :rolleyes:

And then some people have sigs with poems in them.... haha jk.

[arkitect]

And then some people have sigs with poems in them.... haha jk.

:D Exactly.
Who are we to throw stones at lame sigs.

[eawmp1]

At least he is an Apple user (though not a very savvy one). You COULD stay with someone who replied "Sent from David's PalmPre/Android/Blackberry...etc"

[Pressure]

No pun intended but you come of as a complete kneebiter if you decide where to sleep based on a signature.

[samcraig]

I have been researching places to go for vacation. I emailed a bed and breakfast. The innkeeper wrote back from his iPhone, and the following was his sig...

"Sent via David's Mobile iPhone 3Gs"

A. he already signed the message David prior to the sig line. Who else's phone would he be sending it from and why would anyone care if it's David's phone or not?

B. is there a non-mobile iPhone?

C. does anyone need to know or care that it's a 3GS?

Based solely on the guy's toolbag signature, I am looking elsewhere to stay. :rolleyes:


I don't think DAVID IS the toolbag. And I'm glad you decided to go elsewhere as I am sure David is based on your snobbery. If I ran a B&B and some jackhole had that kind of attitude- I wouldn't want their business.

Really... you felt the need to post this? You must be proud AND feel so superior now. Congrats!

[kkat69]

Based solely on the guy's toolbag signature, I am looking elsewhere to stay. :rolleyes:

Based solely on your toolbag thread, I'm looking elsewhere to read :rolleyes:

and

Based solely on YOUR toolbag sig here, I'm looking elsewhere to buy my t-shirts :eek:

[Interstella5555]

I have been researching places to go for vacation. I emailed a bed and breakfast. The innkeeper wrote back from his iPhone, and the following was his sig...

"Sent via David's Mobile iPhone 3Gs"

A. he already signed the message David prior to the sig line. Who else's phone would he be sending it from and why would anyone care if it's David's phone or not?

B. is there a non-mobile iPhone?

C. does anyone need to know or care that it's a 3GS?

Based solely on the guy's toolbag signature, I am looking elsewhere to stay. :rolleyes:

Check out my crappy t-shirts (http://www.zazzle.com/rknydesign)

Ironic much?

[AbSoluTc]

I have been researching places to go for vacation. I emailed a bed and breakfast. The innkeeper wrote back from his iPhone, and the following was his sig...

"Sent via David's Mobile iPhone 3Gs"

A. he already signed the message David prior to the sig line. Who else's phone would he be sending it from and why would anyone care if it's David's phone or not?

B. is there a non-mobile iPhone?

C. does anyone need to know or care that it's a 3GS?

Based solely on the guy's toolbag signature, I am looking elsewhere to stay. :rolleyes:


And in your signature here - your peddling your wares? Lol. Umm ok. :rolleyes:

[-aggie-]

Ironic much?

And in your signature here - your peddling your wares? Lol. Umm ok. :rolleyes:

This thread is headed for massive fail. :)

Edit: I will say that some of you are being a little hard on him, since I think he was just trying to be sarcastic/funny. Yeah, he should've checked down and saw his own sig first, but no ones perfect.

[Unspoken Demise]

This thread delivers the lulz.

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/This-Thread-Delivers/1/ike_where_this_thread_is_going-vi.jpg

[Synthetickiller]

I don't think DAVID IS the toolbag. And I'm glad you decided to go elsewhere as I am sure David is based on your snobbery. If I ran a B&B and some jackhole had that kind of attitude- I wouldn't want their business.

Really... you felt the need to post this? You must be proud AND feel so superior now. Congrats!

+1

No wonder many apple users are considered snobs.

[Andrew K.]

This thread delivers the lulz.

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/This-Thread-Delivers/1/ike_where_this_thread_is_going-vi.jpg

Hahahaha :D I like your sig also.

[LizKat]

This thread delivers the lulz.

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/This-Thread-Delivers/1/ike_where_this_thread_is_going-vi.jpg

Yeah... I'm too lazy to look up a decent picture of the 215-foot drop off Taughannock Falls but that would be a good destination as well.

[MooneyFlyer]

I have been researching places to go for vacation. I emailed a bed and breakfast. The innkeeper wrote back from his iPhone, and the following was his sig...

"Sent via David's Mobile iPhone 3Gs"

A. he already signed the message David prior to the sig line. Who else's phone would he be sending it from and why would anyone care if it's David's phone or not?

B. is there a non-mobile iPhone?

C. does anyone need to know or care that it's a 3GS?

Based solely on the guy's toolbag signature, I am looking elsewhere to stay. :rolleyes:

I don't want you at my bed and breakfast anyway...

Sent via David's Mobile Macbook

<grin>

geez... get a life.

[GeneralP]

I have been researching places to go for vacation. I emailed a bed and breakfast. The innkeeper wrote back from his iPhone, and the following was his sig...

"Sent via David's Mobile iPhone 3Gs"

A. he already signed the message David prior to the sig line. Who else's phone would he be sending it from and why would anyone care if it's David's phone or not?

B. is there a non-mobile iPhone?

C. does anyone need to know or care that it's a 3GS?

Based solely on the guy's toolbag signature, I am looking elsewhere to stay. :rolleyes:



What a stupid thread. Talk about being a mac/apple elitist.

You actually started a thread to rip a guy down. You started a thread to belittle a guy who you have never met, know nothing about and have no idea what his story is. Yes from a professional standpoint maybe he could create a better signature, but to create a whole new thread to bitch about it?!

Oh and I notice your signature for Macrumors is just a link to a website for tee-shirts? Is that your company? Well I would never buy anything from your company because this post offended me. Do you see how stupid that sounds?

Where are the forum Mods? This is the type of drivel that should never be posted here and is why this forum is going down the crapper. For every 1 decent helpful post there seems to be about 100 **** filled whiney bitches complaining about "will Apple give me a new iPhone? I used this one for a week and now its not new anymore... waaa waaa"


Come on People Think before you post

[uberamd]

Worse than the toolbag signature is the Home Depot sized tool store that posted this thread.

[mcdj]

What a stupid thread. Talk about being a mac/apple elitist.

You actually started a thread to rip a guy down. You started a thread to belittle a guy who you have never met, know nothing about and have no idea what his story is. Yes from a professional standpoint maybe he could create a better signature, but to create a whole new thread to bitch about it?!

Oh and I notice your signature for Macrumors is just a link to a website for tee-shirts? Is that your company? Well I would never buy anything from your company because this post offended me. Do you see how stupid that sounds?

Where are the forum Mods? This is the type of drivel that should never be posted here and is why this forum is going down the crapper. For every 1 decent helpful post there seems to be about 100 **** filled whiney bitches complaining about "will Apple give me a new iPhone? I used this one for a week and now its not new anymore... waaa waaa"


Come on People Think before you post

LOL lighten up Francis.

Whatever people. Call me a snob. Maybe I am. No wait, I definitely am.

[GeneralP]

LOL lighten up Francis.

Whatever people. Call me a snob. Maybe I am. No wait, I definitely am.

A snob would only be the beginning of the things I would call you

[sqashybus]

typical apple nuthugger :cool:

[jayenh]

winner of the worlds lamest thread...

[Unspoken Demise]

winner of the worlds lamest thread...

And surprisingly, TheSpaz isnt anywhere to be found.
There is a disturbance....

[pelicanflip]

Flame. Trolls. Flame...Trolls... Flaming trolls?




Seriously, can a mod just close this? We all know where this is going.

[Unspoken Demise]

Flame. Trolls. Flame...Trolls... Flaming trolls?


Paint skillz. I haz dem.

[pelicanflip]

Paint skillz. I haz dem.

Oh goodie. Never mind mods, this thread's fine now. We got dem flaming trollz. :D

[-aggie-]

Oh goodie. Never mind mods, this thread's fine now. We got dem flaming trollz. :D

Speaking of mods, where are they????

[pelicanflip]

Speaking of mods, where are they????

They're at the Apple Tablet release.



Didn't you get the memo? :rolleyes:

[Unspoken Demise]

They're at the Apple Tablet release.



Didn't you get the memo? :rolleyes:

WEN MAI MMS GON CUM OUT?!!??!??!??!?!

[ucfgrad93]

No pun intended but you come of as a complete kneebiter if you decide where to sleep based on a signature.

Agreed, his signature should not have any impact on your decision, unless it had some disparaging remarks concerning your mother and the rest of your lineage.

[pelicanflip]

WEN MAI MMS GON CUM OUT?!!??!??!??!?!

Only 6 exclamation marks and 8 question marks? That's not nearly enough to get what you want.

Obviously, the more exclamation and question marks u use, the better. And bigger font. BIGGER I SAY.

[Unspoken Demise]

Only 6 exclamation marks and 8 question marks? That's not nearly enough to get what you want.

Obviously, the more exclamation and question marks u use, the better. And bigger font. BIGGER I SAY.

WEN MAI MMS GON CUM OUT?!!??!??!??!?!
AT 1ST AT%T SAY "L8 SUMERZ"
I SAIZ:
http://www.flashpointsocialmedia.com/Area51/Orion/Images/o_rly.jpg
DEY SAIZ:
http://www.spootypuff.com/forum/images/smilies/yarly.gif
DEN L8 SUMERZ CUM AND I SAIZ
http://www.thosefunnypictures.com/resize.php?file=pictures/7676/OMG-WTF.jpg

[jecapaga]

And surprisingly, TheSpaz isnt anywhere to be found.
There is a disturbance....

Now you've gone and done it. The arrival is now a matter of time.

[LizKat]

Oh goodie. Never mind mods, this thread's fine now. We got dem flaming trollz. :D

yeh i liked that troll the best, i am going to desktop it.

Here's where thread belongs:

[samcraig]

I love the the OP told someone ELSE to lighten up.

Did you read the post that "started it all".

Hypocrisy. Stop looking to be a "you know what". We get it - you are Apple's Golden Boy. Lighten up!

[pelicanflip]

WEN MAI MMS GON CUM OUT?!!??!??!??!?!
AT 1ST AT%T SAY "L8 SUMERZ"
I SAIZ:
http://www.flashpointsocialmedia.com/Area51/Orion/Images/o_rly.jpg
DEY SAIZ:
http://www.spootypuff.com/forum/images/smilies/yarly.gif
DEN L8 SUMERZ CUM AND I SAIZ
http://www.thosefunnypictures.com/resize.php?file=pictures/7676/OMG-WTF.jpg

You just made my day complete. Work is so much better with macrumors to entertain me :D,

[lostprophet894]

WEN MAI MMS GON CUM OUT?!!??!??!??!?!
AT 1ST AT%T SAY "L8 SUMERZ"
I SAIZ:
http://www.flashpointsocialmedia.com/Area51/Orion/Images/o_rly.jpg
DEY SAIZ:
http://www.spootypuff.com/forum/images/smilies/yarly.gif
DEN L8 SUMERZ CUM AND I SAIZ
http://www.thosefunnypictures.com/resize.php?file=pictures/7676/OMG-WTF.jpg

Epic.

If only I could see the last picture...

[The Californian]

Now you've gone and done it. The arrival is now a matter of time.

Don't you have to say his name three times before he arrives? Like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice?

http://urbanfrugalchic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/beetlejuice.jpg

Ooops, wrong one ...

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

http://castro13.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/beetlejuice.jpg

Ahhhhh yes, there we go.

[pelicanflip]

Epic.

If only I could see the last picture...

it's a kitty holding a rubik's cube staring at it.

and it says OMG WTF



Kitty ftw. :)

[-aggie-]

WEN MAI MMS GON CUM OUT?!!??!??!??!?!
AT 1ST AT%T SAY "L8 SUMERZ"
I SAIZ:

DEY SAIZ:

DEN L8 SUMERZ CUM AND I SAIZ


Come on, the mods can't see that. BIGGER

[bytethese]

What a stupid thread. Talk about being a mac/apple elitist.

You actually started a thread to rip a guy down. You started a thread to belittle a guy who you have never met, know nothing about and have no idea what his story is. Yes from a professional standpoint maybe he could create a better signature, but to create a whole new thread to bitch about it?!

Oh and I notice your signature for Macrumors is just a link to a website for tee-shirts? Is that your company? Well I would never buy anything from your company because this post offended me. Do you see how stupid that sounds?

Where are the forum Mods? This is the type of drivel that should never be posted here and is why this forum is going down the crapper. For every 1 decent helpful post there seems to be about 100 **** filled whiney bitches complaining about "will Apple give me a new iPhone? I used this one for a week and now its not new anymore... waaa waaa"


Come on People Think before you post
So I take it your sig is lying then? :)

:D Exactly.
Who are we to throw stones at lame sigs.
Some of us make stuff up based on stupid posts. :)

[LizKat]

Drown it now.

[betaboy78]

<sarcasm> I totally agree with the OP. That guy's signature is very 'tool-like' </sarcasm>

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Sent from My Mobile MacBook Pro Laptop computer via an AT&T 3G Connect Card at an airport in North Carolina on my way to a super spiffy B&B owned by some guy named David.

[rKunda]

Quite frankly I think you'll find far worse signatures here on MacRumors… some people feel compelled to spell out every last bit of junk they own… including battery life. :rolleyes:
My word, yes!

Macbook Pro 13" (with 2 chargers!)
iPhone 3Gs Black (Mine)
iPhone 3G White (Wife's)
iPod Touch (kids)
AppleTV 160GB
Moto Razr (Broken)
Meridian Multi-Line Phone (Office)
Automatic, Heavy-Duty Stapler
PBA Free Water Bottle
2004 Honda Civic
Car to USB chargers, etc...

Stop it!

[cretony38]

on his iPhone


This call is from a California Instutution

I have:

iPhoned