Apple PDA with G5!!! [Archive]

G4scott

Jul 15, 2002, 10:32 PM

I really shouldn't do this... :D

Maybe this new PDA G5 thingy will have a built in iBrator...

If they don't introduce it tomorrow, I'm switching to windoze...

I'm bored, OK... give me a break... I've been gone for a while, and want to make sure that everything at macrumors is still normal... that is, if it ever was normal, or if you can define a normal status for macrumors... oh well, back to counting the seconds until MWNY...

Durandal7

Jul 15, 2002, 10:37 PM

I can take a joke so I won't flame you. ;)

King Cobra

Jul 15, 2002, 10:40 PM

>I really shouldn't do this... :D
And you think admitting it will help? :D :D

>Maybe this new PDA G5 thingy will have a built in iBrator...
What do you want with an iBrator in your PDA? Never mind, save the fantasies for off the forums... :eek: :eek:

>If they don't introduce it tomorrow, I'm switching to windoze...
You must be kidding.

>I'm bored, OK... give me a break... I've been gone for a while,
I heard. Did you enjoy the trip to CO?

>and want to make sure that everything at macrumors is still normal... that is, if it ever was normal, or if you can define a normal status for macrumors...
The way I see it, the word normal means no quirks and no odd occurances. Everything is the way as planned, meaning no errors or faults, meaning perfect. Achieving "normal" here or anywhere else in the universe is physically impossible.

>oh well, back to counting the seconds until MWNY...
Don't expect a G5 PDA in one and a half days! :D :cool:

Durandal7

Jul 15, 2002, 10:44 PM

Hey G4, what part of Colorado did you visit?

mr.w

Jul 15, 2002, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by asurace
Hey G4, what part of Colorado did you visit?

sorry to get off topic... but what part of colorado are you from asurance? I've lived in Colorado for most of my life. <- just outside of Aspen...

eyelikeart

Jul 15, 2002, 11:03 PM

aw man...I almost came in here to open one of Alpha's cans of whoop-ass on u for the PDA thread...

then I read it...yup...things are getting back to normal... ;)

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by eyelikeart
aw man...I almost came in here to open one of Alpha's cans of whoop-ass on u for the PDA thread...

I think Alpha's trademarked his infamous brand of flaming. :D

AlphaTech's Big Can of Whoop-Ass™©

:D :D

Durandal7

Jul 15, 2002, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by mr.w

sorry to get off topic... but what part of colorado are you from asurance? I've lived in Colorado for most of my life. <- just outside of Aspen...

I'm in Colorado Springs. Nice city, as long as you stay away from the barren suburbs on the east side.

BTW hitman, I posted a link to TO on my website.

AlphaTech

Jul 15, 2002, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by hitman
I think Alpha's trademarked his infamous brand of flaming. :D

AlphaTech's Big Can of Whoop-Ass™©

Hell yeah... :D Of course, eyelikeart is an authorized reseller, distributor and fully licensed carrier... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

I probably shouldn't ask, but why would someone want an iBrator on a pda??? Isn't that a bit redundant??? A Personal D*cking Assistant... :eek: :eek: :D

King Cobra

Jul 15, 2002, 11:14 PM

I guess I am too underage for a license or such... :D

AlphaTech

Jul 15, 2002, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by King Cobra
I guess I am too underage for a license or such... :D

Yep... You have to be able to drink to get the license... :D

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by asurace
BTW hitman, I posted a link to TO on my website.

Cheers mate. :)

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by AlphaTech

Hell yeah... :D Of course, eyelikeart is an authorized reseller, distributor and fully licensed carrier... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

I probably shouldn't ask, but why would someone want an iBrator on a pda??? Isn't that a bit redundant??? A Personal D*cking Assistant... :eek: :eek: :D

Hey Alpha, check out my attachment in the 1.999 dollar TiBook thread. :D :D

eyelikeart

Jul 15, 2002, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by AlphaTech

Hell yeah... :D Of course, eyelikeart is an authorized reseller, distributor and fully licensed carrier... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

dude don't blow my cover!! :eek:

great...now I'll have to change my signature...:rolleyes:

Durandal7

Jul 15, 2002, 11:30 PM

Wow, I just looked through the Spymac forums. I found a post calling Macrumors "unprofessional" and then I noticed that Spymac had an entire forum dealing with penile size :eek: :rolleyes:

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Hell yeah... :D Of course, eyelikeart is an authorized reseller, distributor and fully licensed carrier... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

I wonder if he'll have to pay royalties. :D :rolleyes:

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:31 PM

AlphaTech

Jul 15, 2002, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by hitman
I wonder if he'll have to pay royalties. :D :rolleyes:

I could answer that, but then I would have to kill you... :D:D

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by AlphaTech

I could answer that, but then I would have to kill you... :D:D

Alpha's pimping....:D :D

AlphaTech

Jul 15, 2002, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by asurace
Wow, I just looked through the Spymac forums. I found a post calling Macrumors "unprofessional" and then I noticed that Spymac had an entire forum dealing with penile size :eek: :rolleyes:

I think they envy the fact that we have good sized metallic balls over here... If they ever saw our organs they would burst a blood vessel (in their pea brains). :eek: :D :p :cool:

Durandal7

Jul 15, 2002, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by hitman

Are you *****ting me? :eek: :eek:
http://www.spymac.com/forums/
Warning: this link contains adult conversations so don't say i didn't warn you

-edit : the link is so sick I'm not going to leave the full link up, if you really want to see it then follow that link and find the "Red Light District" section.

King Cobra

Jul 15, 2002, 11:38 PM

>If they ever saw our organs they would burst a blood vessel (in their pea brains).
And if they saw titman's tits, they would... :eek: :eek:

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by King Cobra
>If they ever saw our organs they would burst a blood vessel (in their pea brains).
And if they saw titman's tits, they would... :eek: :eek:

I think you are getting balls and tits confused there Queenie. :D :D

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by asurace

http://www.spymac.com/forums/
Warning: this link contains adult conversations so don't say i didn't warn you

That is pretty f*cken sick. :eek:

Link edited

King Cobra

Jul 15, 2002, 11:44 PM

>I think you are getting balls and tits confused there Queenie.
I don't think so, titman! :eek:

asurace, that's some nasty stuff on spymac. I wonder if such language comes up on the forums:

****, ****, *****, ****, (well, that's 0 for 4! :D)

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by King Cobra
I don't think so, titman! :eek:

You can believe what ever you want...:D

Only me and my girlfriend know the truth. :D :D

Durandal7

Jul 15, 2002, 11:48 PM

That forum was so twisted that I pulled the full link. After the iWalk incident you would think that Spymac would be more concerned about their reputation across the mac web, this does not help.

King Cobra

Jul 15, 2002, 11:49 PM

>That is pretty f*cken sick. :eek:
And they said Macrumors was unprofessional... :rolleyes:

Some of those guys need to chug down an iChill and a blue pepsi. :D

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:51 PM

Originally posted by asurace
That forum was so twisted that I pulled the full link. After the iWalk incident you would think that Spymac would be more concerned about their reputation across the mac web, this does not help.

I don't think that Spymac gives a flying ***** about the Mac community.

Link edited

AlphaTech

Jul 15, 2002, 11:51 PM

Does that blue sheit give you blue balls, or a blue d*ck when you piss???

King Cobra

Jul 15, 2002, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by hitman

You can believe what ever you want...:D

Only me and my girlfriend know the truth. :D :D

You mean You, Yourself and Irene? :eek: :eek:

King Cobra

Jul 15, 2002, 11:53 PM

>Does that blue sheit give you blue balls, or a blue d*ck when you piss???
I have yet to see it in stores, so right now I am trying out an even better bottle: The Green Pepsi! :D

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by King Cobra

You mean You, Yourself and Irene? :eek: :eek:

Hey, at least I'm with a real woman, which is more than you can say..... :eek: :D :D

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Does that blue sheit give you blue balls, or a blue d*ck when you piss???

I think he likes it crammed up a certain spot, just like jefhatfield. :D :D

AlphaTech

Jul 15, 2002, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by hitman

I think he likes it crammed up a certain spot, just like jefhatfield. :D :D

That's more information then I needed. :eek:

I am fairly sure that the only one inserting objects into his exit ports is jeffer...

King Cobra

Jul 15, 2002, 11:59 PM

>Hey, at least I'm with a real woman, which is more than you can say..... :eek: :D :D
What do you know about my life, ya' freak? :eek:

>I think [KC] likes it crammed up a certain spot, just like jefhatfield.
Leave jefhornyfield out of this. He's got his own issues to deal with...:D I'll cram this up your ash for making avatar status, ya' freaking wierdo! :eek: :D

BTW, I have a special variety of pepsi colas to go around. :D

job

Jul 15, 2002, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by AlphaTech
I am fairly sure that the only one inserting objects into his exit ports is jeffer...

I dunno about Queen Cobra.....
He seems a bit odd at times... :D :D

job

Jul 16, 2002, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by King Cobra
I'll cram this up your ash for making avatar status, ya' freaking wierdo! :eek: :D

And I owe it all to you guys for helping me spam the night away. :D :D

AlphaTech

Jul 16, 2002, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by hitman
I dunno about Queen Cobra.....
He seems a bit odd at times... :D :D

We all know that QC is a twisted one, but I don't think he is THAT much of a perv. :eek: :p :D

King Cobra

Jul 16, 2002, 12:01 AM

>I dunno about Queen Cobra.....
He seems a bit odd at times...
you call me Queen, yet you also call me a "he".

Make up your freakin mind, slitman-ed! :D

job

Jul 16, 2002, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by King Cobra
>I dunno about Queen Cobra.....
He seems a bit odd at times...
you call me Queen, yet you also call me a "he".

Make up your freakin mind, slitman-ed! :D

Well you could be both... :eek: :D :D

King Cobra

Jul 16, 2002, 12:03 AM

>And I [slitman] owe it all to you guys for helping me spam the night away. :D :D
I have a special treat I want you to chug down...

Introducing the tie-dye pepsi cola! :eek:

job

Jul 16, 2002, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by King Cobra
>And I [slitman] owe it all to you guys for helping me spam the night away. :D :D
I have a special treat I want you to chug down...

Introducing the tie-dye pepsi cola! :eek:

Cheers mate. :)
See you all tomorrow. :D :D

hitman

G4scott

Jul 16, 2002, 12:12 AM

aah, another thread gone down the toilet... Isn't this wonderful :D But hey, that's what the community discussions are for

Anyways, I was at a ranch called Lost Trails Ranch, about 30 miles from creede, just above the Rio Grande Resivor. There are other ranches and places to stay in the area. It's funny, because I can walk through the Rio Grande River in Colorado, and it's crystal clear, but down in McAllen, (or any part of lower Texas), it's ugly, dirty, lacking of any fish, and is an interstate for drug trade...

job

Jul 16, 2002, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by G4scott
aah, another thread gone down the toilet... Isn't this wonderful :D But hey, that's what the community discussions are for

Hey you were wondering if the forums were back to "normal." :D :D

AlphaTech

Jul 16, 2002, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by G4scott
aah, another thread gone down the toilet... Isn't this wonderful :D But hey, that's what the community discussions are for

Anyways, I was at a ranch called Lost Trails Ranch, about 30 miles from creede, just above the Rio Grande Resivor. There are other ranches and places to stay in the area. It's funny, because I can walk through the Rio Grande River in Colorado, and it's crystal clear, but down in McAllen, (or any part of lower Texas), it's ugly, dirty, lacking of any fish, and is an interstate for drug trade...

Your point being???

Durandal7

Jul 16, 2002, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by King Cobra

BTW, I have a special variety of pepsi colas to go around. :D

Funny how they all say blue on the label isn't it?

AlphaTech

Jul 16, 2002, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by asurace

Funny how they all say blue on the label isn't it?

I don't think they could get away with having 'blow' or 'blew' on the label, so they had to settle for blue... :eek: :eek: :eek: :D ;) :p

G4scott

Jul 16, 2002, 12:26 AM

Is the MacRumors main site working for you? It's not loading for me. Is it just my problem, some server problem, or is the site just being updated?

Durandal7

Jul 16, 2002, 12:34 AM

Main site works fine for me...

King Cobra

Jul 16, 2002, 10:24 AM

Scott, there is a problem with the server when too many people come on the site. I plan to PM arn, to see if it's possible to keep the server from crashing, or overloading.

G4scott

Jul 16, 2002, 10:59 AM

Ok, I see the main site (www.macrumors.com) fine now. It was about 1:15 AM (US Central time) that it wasn't working. Now, though, I occasionally get a "Server is busy" error message within the forums. I guess it must be the pre-MacWorld traffic...

job

Jul 16, 2002, 11:11 AM

Yeah, I got the same, server is busy message when I tried to read the forums this morning.

hitman

King Cobra

Jul 16, 2002, 11:11 AM

That sounds about right. I also got the blank white page. I guess vBulletin messages just don't appear on the main page, if it gets too busy.

King Cobra

Jul 16, 2002, 11:14 AM

>Yeah, I got the same, server is busy message when I tried to read the forums this morning.
It's been happening the past couple of days, with incremental numbers of visitors/memebers roaming the forums. This is going to cause some big time trouble with tomorrow's broadcast and Macrumors information posted on the forums.

I just PMed arn, so nobody else needs to. I'll try to let you know what he has in store for tomorrow or for the server in general.