Which one is Sexier

[cornelius]

-I just found these pics. I was surprised. I dont know what to say. I just ask which one is sexier the ti800MHz or the Pornstar?

[cornelius]

But i thought of you,the mac heads. so you can go to her website,and see the pics on photo news.

[Pin-Fisher]

Oh yea..like she knows how to type...ummm..hey lady...
you have to turn it on first!!



:D

[King Cobra]

Either you are obsessed men, or you are just desperate for attention. :D :p

To answer your question, I honestly would rather have the Titanium. W/O trying to sound offensive I like the G4 Powerbook because I find I need it more. The desktop 0.5GHz Cube I have is excellent, but I need a portable version of it. I don't care if the Ti is 500MHz as well. I just want a desktop version of the Cube.

Besides, there are always a few people along the beaches here in Maine... :p :cool:

[AlphaTech]

I'd take the sexy woman, since I already have the 800MHz TiBook... :p :D

I've know all along that you are one ****ed up personage Queen Cobra, now you just proved it. :eek: :eek: :D :cool:

:p

[mymemory]

Man, I really would like to keep the silver mouse at the secund picture:D

[King Cobra]

>I've know all along that you are one ****ed up personage Queen Cobra, now you just prooved it. :eek: :eek: :D :cool:

Well, you just proved you can't even use propper grammar there, Techie Boy! :p :eek:

I don't have a Titanium, and I want one. And I refuse to share the rest of my life, since I have been called "Queen Cobra" at least a dozen times.

Set a spell there, son. :p :p :D :cool:

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by King Cobra
Set a spell there, son. :p :p :D :cool:

**** nooo... :) :p

[cornelius]

Queen Cobra, hahahaha, thats messed up. Nice one Alpha, also thats awesome the 800Mhzti. I guess we just found our next spoke person for the switch ad campaign, i guess she just switched from a PC. in a month we will see the results of the mac and iMovie.
-To me both are sexy, but hey, which one has a better rear? Firewire or the girl.(www.rebeccalord.com) ,I guess Q.bra, is under 18, so he prefers to plug the firewire. Or be pluged by the firewire

[King Cobra]

>(c[H]ornelius)I guess Q.bra, is under 18, so he prefers to plug the firewire. Or be pluged by the firewire

You want to :eek: me where? :eek:

Here is where "Queen" Cobra began... (http://www.macrumors.com/forums/showthread.php3?s=&postid=98247#post98247)

Just a note...if you decide to start calling me that, or if you continue to call me that, then at least make a not of the following other misconfigured...

titman
jefhornyfield
iGavina
Hornylius

[cornelius]

hahahahahaha just funny, hornylius,hahahaha
like jay and silent bob,
im hornylis, the clit comander,
-nough said

[tjwett]

Originally posted by mymemory
Man, I really would like to keep the silver mouse at the secund picture:D
i have that same mouse. i bought it at micro center in the Apple section. i think it was $30. it's called the contour mini-pro. 2 button optical. it's the best if you have the Ti as far as looks and portability and it comes with a case. buy this mouse. i'd still go with the hoe though.

[cornelius]

I just remembered, i bet you prefer the iDildo than the woman on this thread. (sorry i couldnt find the pick of the iDildo). but hey Q.bra. read the thread and see who started, you called us sick take now, cuz we didnt said anythin sexual or etc. i just posted an odd mac sighting and a compare kind of thread like the previous ones. i havent posted in a while cuz this placed stoped being fun beacuse of people like you, sorry man, you migth have more posts than me, a ****load in fact. but honestly most of them are pure "caca" in english pure ************.
I think you have toooo much free time on your life, i'm a college student and workin 40hrs a week, to pay me apple loan for the iMacG4.

[cornelius]

what up homies, i think is 4 to 1 in keeping the hoe
the Ti is good, but when else fails the Ti is piece of syllicon with titanium, the hoe, is somethin different,works with and without energy. Of ****,wait more respect,its not hoe,its girl,**** i said the hoe word,i sound like a cheapass pimp.
but she has a good taste,she picked apple,so that makes her one of us,so she thinks different?

[cornelius]

hey arn, i dont want to piss you off or offend anyone, i just want to have fun, the DOW went up today, so im happy.
hey ill marry her for her ti, not because of her abilities. Hi im hornylius, i just switched to the mac and im also a cheapass pimp.

[King Cobra]

>im hornylis, the clit comander

>but hey Q.bra. read the thread and see who started, you called us sick take now, cuz we didnt said anythin sexual or etc.

>the hoe, is somethin different,works with and without energy. Of ****,wait more respect,its not hoe,its girl,**** i said the hoe word,i sound like a cheapass pimp.

Man, I didn't think you were THAT ****ed up! :D :eek: :p :D

>i just posted an odd mac sighting and a compare kind of thread like the previous ones. i havent posted in a while cuz this placed stoped being fun beacuse of people like you, sorry man, you migth have more posts than me, a ****load in fact. but honestly most of them are pure "caca" in english pure ************.

If you don't like my posts, don't read them. But, nevertheless, I'm trying to JOKE AROUND here and be a part of the community. If you think my jokes are full of it then you are also full of *************.

And since when did post count come into play of who's got the stuff? You know as well as I do post count doesn't do SH|T on a stick on the forums. I've been trying to be funny before 200 posts. What makes you think you can't do the same?

Man, did you undergo a transition in just a few posts or what? My first post on this thread was just a ****ing joke. Get a grip man.

And enjoy the higher level of education. :cool:

[AlphaTech]

Hey cornholeius, that's the iBrator... :p

Hey QC, you left out chitman, [s]hitman, [s]hitormiss to name just a few. :eek: :eek: :D

[cornelius]

hey alpha, whats up with the cornholeius thing?

[MacAztec]

What about Asstec?

[cornelius]

oh ****, i just got a hundred. like i care.
anyway, alpha, where can i find info about the apple certified technician. (training, manuals, lectures,evaluation) in other words, how can I or anyone get that? thanks ill appreciate if you can tell me, cuz im interested in trying that. (im serious)

[King Cobra]

>chitman, [s]hitman,
slitman, slutman, pimpman... :D :p

>[s]hitormiss
Can't beat something if it's in the name.

Don't forget assfuzz, but that was with the Babya ****.

Hey, hornylius, if you keep doin' 4-in-a-row posts, you'll be at 1000 in no time. Do you even have an avatar planned for 500?

[King Cobra]

>What about Asstec?
Well, what about you? Let's see...

I think you can get rid of the **** in your signature now. Do you see your name (or a version of it) in my signature? :cool:

[cornelius]

my avatar will be your picture, the ibrator, and a firewire cable, then it will say Qbra, need i say more?

Yeah thats my goal for tonight,reach a 1000 while the high lasts

[King Cobra]

cornelius, I noticed you have the same birthday as me. Did you enjoy it? I know I did.

I think you are a little on the java side of the forums today. Chill down and have a blue pepsi. :D

[cornelius]

ooh ****, thats a ****in curse. we have the same bday,ooh ****,take me out to the field and just shoot me. this is the worst news ever.
i pass, i dont like pepsi. pepsi almost screwed up apple.

[King Cobra]

>ooh ****, thats a ****in curse. we have the same bday...pepsi almost screwed up apple.

All right. This is getting beyond ****ed up. You and your sarcasm can hit the road, jack. I have no idea what your problem is, other than failing to realize my posts are to cheer up the forum, but lighten the **** up already. What is it with you and your curses about the same bday? Pepsi and Apple...what is wrong with you? This really isn't the right forum to **** around like this. If you have some personal issue with me let me hear the details via PM. Nobody wants to hear you and I tangle like this. (And if you do, then Macrumors is not for you.) So BS back and forth among the PMs, where nobody can give one.

[cornelius]

no personal reasons here,
just dont go cataloging people without knowing what that person it saying. you in fact said that you preffered the ti instead of the girl. thats your answer, guess we were all surprised. decided to have fun with it, and the homie (you) couldn't take the heat that backfired from your answer.
-I officially declare this thread "moronic", thanks to the king, the almighty young 1000++ posts King Cobra, the crowd starts booing, and the cans start flying, when you get hit in the head. you finally realiz. that it is your king's end, your crown has been kicked and shoved, and now you are all alone with your 1000+ posts, while i bang the hoe, and chill in my chevy tahoe, with my bumper apple logo, and my ti by my side. WORD homie

[AmbitiousLemon]

Originally posted by cornelius
oh ****, i just got a hundred. like i care.
anyway, alpha, where can i find info about the apple certified technician. (training, manuals, lectures,evaluation) in other words, how can I or anyone get that? thanks ill appreciate if you can tell me, cuz im interested in trying that. (im serious)

considering how little alph knows about computers all i can say is if he really is apple certified then it cant be that hard.

[LimeiBook86]

"Queen Cobra"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god thats funny as hell! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

I can't stop laughing! Who made that up? I have to congradulate them...

:D :D :D HAHAHAHAHA!:D :D :D


Ow! My side hurts....heee heee heee heee.....

HA-HA!

[MacAztec]

Originally posted by AmbitiousLemon


considering how little alph knows about computers all i can say is if he really is apple certified then it cant be that hard.

OHhhhhhhh BURN!!! Wheres alpha. I want a cumback. Hehe, i got one...

If I wanted a cumback, I would go wipe your moms chin off.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by AmbitiousLemon
considering how little alph knows about computers all i can say is if he really is apple certified then it cant be that hard.

Hey AL, eat sheit and die motor****er... Unless you actually pass the exam, you have no clue what you are talking about (big surprise there... not).

[LimeiBook86]

Hey Alpha! Don't take that kinda crap from him!

You helped me out with most of my problems!

I hope you become the best Apple Tech there ever was!

Queen Cobra! LOL! I can't stop laughing!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[job]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Hey QC, you left out chitman, [s]hitman, [s]hitormiss to name just a few. :eek: :eek: :D

What the f00k you talking about?

Am I now 2 personas??

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by hitman


What the f00k you talking about?

Am I now 2 personas??

We have seen your multiple persona's come out to play... But at least you are not like iGav, or should I say, iGavina?? :eek: :eek: :D

Let's not forget about eyelikeart's crossdressing either. :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :cool:

[teabgs]

hey Queenie, I think you need to chill for a sec there bro. I dont think Cornhole has anything against you personally, just that you kinda preach sometimes when others dont agree with you.

Dont let it get to you.....and pepsi indirectly did almost kill apple....when you werent even born it had already started...

Also, I'd take the Tibook over that girl cause shes all used and no doubt pretty loose by now. I wouldnt want a pornstar, cause of the loose slut factor and then anyone could be wanking to my gf at any moment...thats only for me :D

however, other hot girls would be preferable to a Tibook...

[King Cobra]

>(cornelius)you in fact said that you preffered the ti instead of the girl.

It seems as if a lot of people here have a Ti and would perfer the girl. But I don't have a Ti. And I don't need to tell you about my other life stories right now, especially since LimeiBook can't reattach his jaw or prevent a heart attack from laughing at a little comment earlier on the boards.

>[you] decided to have fun with it, and the homie (you) couldn't take the heat that backfired from your answer.

I can take a lot of heat on the forums or outside the forums. I can defend myself. However...

>-I officially declare this thread "moronic", thanks to the king

...your comments just dig yourself into such a deep hole of ignorance that the heat you give off doesn't reach the surface.

>(AlphaTech)Let's not forget about eyelikeart's crossdressing either.

>(hitman)What the f00k you talking about? Am I now 2 personas??

This thread has completely gone down the drain. :rolleyes: :p

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
Let's not forget about eyelikeart's crossdressing either. :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :cool:

well, he did have some help there :D