Which of your ports are virgins?

[jdm111]

So which of your ports are virgins? And when did they lose their virginity?

[yoyo5280]

All of me portys on my macbook have lost it (it enjoys whoring around with cables of different ethnicity's), but my display port on my macbook was the last to loose it maybe 6 months ago. Good lil guy.

On my iMac quite a few USBs are actually virgins! Thats what you get when its a family machine.

On my mini, nothing is. All ports where raped of their innocence the second it was out of the box, twas my first mac after all.

[Decrepit]

So which of your ports are virgins? And when did they lose their virginity?

If they're still a virgin, it's difficult to say when they lost their virginity.

That said, my microphone jack is as pure as the driven snow.

[Cassie]

Only the modem on my eMac has never been used. There are a one or two USB ports that haven't been used on my desktop PC, and everything has been used on my netbook.

[Schtumple]

The thread title is genius :p

The FW800 port on my (pre-unibody) MBP has never seen any action, and sadly the express slot neither, it's just sitting there, being a weak spot in my casing :<

[Wild-Bill]

Every port on my Mac Pro is a slut, except for FW800. :D

The mini displayport on my Air is still a virgin. ;)

[nick9191]

My MacBook is a complete slut.

[andalusia]

The Firewire and Audio In ports on my Macbook haven't yet been used. Or so they tell me.

[remmy]

Everything on my macpro, even added some more usb on a expansion card so it could use them as well.

[kellen]

Microphone and front firewire 800 for the mac pro and the macbook pro. They have similar standards and won't go sleeping with any firewire 800 or microphone.

[lewis82]

FW800 and mini Displayport.

And the Kensington lock, but I don't know if you can call it a port...

[Forsaken]

Only the port for the charger has been used, and by god has that thing been used.

[jknight8907]

Only the ethernet and firewire are still sacred on my uMBP 13.

[Mexbearpig]

My mini display port and Kensington lock on my unibody macbook are still pure.

[TuffLuffJimmy]

My microphone, mini display port, SD card slot (how??!??!), and kensington lock hole have never been penetrated.


Although I do accidentally slip my headphones into my microphone port every once in a while...

[dmr727]

None of them. My MBP is a filthy whore.

[Hayduke60]

All of the slots on my mbp have had their virgin cards taken away except for the microphone hole and the express card slot.

[Melrose]

This thread title reeks of the Mittens posts of yore. I miss him, in a weird sort of way... BUT to answer the question:

Firefire ports. Both are such prudes they belong in a convent. Well, and the Express-thingie slot. But it's got a little metal door that snaps up and down.. I once poked around in that out of unashamed curiosity, but nothing ever came of it.

[Schtumple]

I love all the different descriptions used to described a used port :p

[creator2456]

My 17" uMBP has had all orifices filled at the same time on occasion. It only happens when it is hard at work though.

[mr.stinki]

My iPod Sync Cable keeps cheating on USB Port A with USB Port B!!

[doubleohseven]

None of my ports are virgins... except the Security thingy if that counts. The MagSafe port is an absolute prostitute...gets used everyday :p

The microphone port would have been a virgin but I've mistaken that for the headphone port many times.

[Consultant]

Express card and security slot slot are still virgins.

Firewire 800 and USB gets it a lot.

[Nabooly]

Display port, firewire port, and card slot have never been violated since i got my umbp...except i always have my finger wiggling around in the card slot, but i dunno if that counts :o

[steve knight]

my mini has been used to the max. the usbs have been used with hubs so they are really getting sold around. I feel like a pimp.

[carlgo]

The power port positively lights up with excitement when connected, and the whole MBP responds with enough heat to burn my lap. Clearly it is having its happy moment.

The other ports? Like they say, any port in a storm.

[Surely]

I said what what in the firewire and display ports.

http://www.specialentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/butters-still.jpg

[ziggyonice]

http://www.expresscard.org/photos/ExpressCard07-0296.jpg

[steve knight]

what do you call it when you put an sd card in a superdrive slot? that's some kinky stuff there.

[mickbab]

The FireWire 800 port on my uMBP is a pure little thing.
The ExpressCard slot only gets a little bit of fiddly finger action every now and then.
And the audio in slot never gets any action apart from some accidental penetration every now and then.

Oh and the poor Kensington lock on the other side sits there alone, never getting any action whatsoever.

[Cassie]

what do you call it when you put an sd card in a superdrive slot? that's some kinky stuff there.

So many things I could say, but am afraid to...:D

[thatguysmells]

Firewire 800 and SD card slot. :(

[toolbox]

Macbook Pro

1. Magsafe is one hell of a prostitute used every day
2. Both USB ports are plugged every day
3. Firewire 800, mic and express slot are the only virgin ports

Macbook Pro

1. Like about magsafe is a hell of a prostitute
2. Both USB ports are either plugged or unplugged with multiple devices
3. Mag safe / mic are virgin ports.

Powerbook

Well this one is the filthiest of the lot has had everything filled. lol

[Dagless]

All have been used frequently. Firewire stopped being used a while ago though, bought a USB2 HDD caddy. It was faster so I just dumped the Firewire one altogether.
Even my k-lock slot has seen action :o.

[sushi]

That said, my microphone jack is as pure as the driven snow.
I am the same, I think.

I've accidentally inserted my earphone plug into the microphone jack -- only for a few seconds a couple of times. So does that mean it is still a virgin port, or a used port. :confused: :D

[mooblie]

...I've accidentally inserted my earphone jack into the microphone jack -- only for a few seconds a couple of times....

Understandable, as at least the microphone jack is an entrance, not an exit. :o

My mini is about the same:
http://www.pamenter.plus.com/store/mini_ports.jpg

[reebzor]

I am yet to use the FW800 on my macbook pro

[designgeek]

I've had mine for over a year and still have not deflowered the mini display port. :(

[mondmond88]

mine is still a pure virgin http://zeroethics.net/ahma/images/1.gif
hope it stays that way.

[-Ryan-]

On my Macbook I use:


Power - every day
Ethernet - never
USB 1 - every week
USB 2 - every week
Mini Displayport - every day
Microphone - every day
Audio - every day
Kensington Lock - never
CD Drive - once (to install SL)

[sushi]

Other than the microphone input on a couple of my Macs, I use all my ports. That's what they are there for.

Guess that means all my Macs are easily available. :p

[mkrishnan]

Just a pleasant reminder, MacRumors is a community website that serves a wide range of individuals, including minors. This is not Australian television. :p Keep it clean, so that I don't have to wasteland this thread. Or at least use clever double entendres instead of tiresome single entendres. :p

[-Ryan-]

Just a pleasant reminder, MacRumors is a community website that serves a wide range of individuals, including minors. This is not Australian television. :p Keep it clean, so that I don't have to wasteland this thread. Or at least use clever double entendres instead of tiresome single entendres. :p
Ah, you've got to be 13 to be on Macrumors. When I was 13 my mind was a lot more dirty than it is now. :p

[StruckANerve]

None, my iMac has had her ports stuffed on numerous occasions.

[ravenvii]

The FW800, FW400 and audio ports on my iMac are still virgins.

The power socket is the sluttiest of course, followed by, obviously, the USB ports. The mini-DVI port is the last slutty of them all so far. :D

[Melrose]

Understandable, as at least the microphone jack is an entrance, not an exit. :o

My mini is about the same:
dirty mac mini pic

omg I can't believe my pron spam catcher let that pic through :eek:

[No ice please]

Microphone jack, eSata, and 34mm pc port. oh and the hp dock port.

[Love]

Kensington lock hole, ethernet, miniDisplayPort on my MacBook.
FireWire 800, Mini-DVI and Kensington lock hole on my iMac.

[Love]

Just a pleasant reminder, MacRumors is a community website that serves a wide range of individuals, including minors. This is not Australian television. :p Keep it clean, so that I don't have to wasteland this thread. Or at least use clever double entendres instead of tiresome single entendres. :p

And just so there won't be postings saying this for the coming wave of double entendres, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

[robanga]

I believe I have used all ports of all four Macs that I currently own. The least used one is a FW400 port on one of them, it may have been used for a week or so for a HD connection.

[mkrishnan]

And just so there won't be postings saying this for the coming wave of double entendres, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

LOL, I'm watching The Office right now. :D

[zach]

everythin on my MBP has had its cherry popped except the card slot. FW800 is rarely used.

[dcy4pres]

I tried to use my mini Displayport once, but come to find out that my tv isn't compatible and um the port next to my headphone jack port, whatever it is doesn't get used.

[seven7seven]

None ;)
All were used the first day I had it but the ethernet.
Ethernet was used about a month later.
UMBP 13" btw

[iMaconApple]

my firewire is a virgin also the mic..but i think i popped its cherry with a headphones jack i thought it was a headphone jack..oh well every hole is a goal

[macbook yes]

mini display, lock slot, optical drive, microphone

[Gelfin]

I guessed the wrong word in the title as the metaphorical one. I've got to say I'm a little disappointed.

I've made ample use of every available opening on my MBP except the Kensington lock hole. I suppose tying it down is not really something I'm into.

[CJS7070]

On my MacBook Pro, the Firewire port hasn't been used yet.

There's also the security slot, but that doesn't really count as a port.

[Shotglass]

FireWire 800. Not for much longer though, I need a huge and really fast harddrive for all my photos.

[hazza.jockel]

-FW800, miniDP and the lock thingo, if thats counted.

[northy124]

None are virgins, all are filthy little sluts although the firewire port has stopped being used since it got a disease :( and don't get me started on the power port, what a whore!!! :eek:

:p

[mkrishnan]

Fine... this has run its course.