It is called the "Slice".

[amirite]

I'm 98.5% sure.

[lee.anderson]

Sounds like a cake.

A more stupid name would be Apple Pear™.

[supergod]

I don't understand. Are computers now being marketed exclusively to children?

[Revelation78]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/1625/appletablet.jpg

[amirite]

I don't understand. Are computers now being marketed exclusively to children?

You would have said the same thing about those colorful flowery iMacs.

[lee.anderson]

What if it's just called..... Apple Tablet.

[amirite]

What if it's just called..... Apple Tablet.

Where's the pun in that?

[lee.anderson]

We seem to be just throwing ideas around, so I thought I'd be originally unoriginal.

[amirite]

The actual name for the product is the Slice. I can't tell you how I know this, I just do. I'm a little bit psychic and unannounced product names come to me in my dreams.

[Paul B]

If you're so sure, would you be willing to accept a permanent ban if you're wrong?

[amirite]

If you're so sure, would you be willing to accept a permanent ban if you're wrong?

Would you be willing to accept a permanent ban if I'm right?

[Paul B]

Would you be willing to accept a permanent ban if I'm right?
Let's do it.

Mods, can you make this happen?

[agkm800]

Are you sure it's Slice? My psychic brother says it's Sprite. Obey your thirst.

[King Mook Mook]

Okay... I'm also a physic and wait... this is coming to me... the Apple tablet will be called... the "Chocolate"! I'm 98.5% sure, so if I'm wrong I can say I said that I didn't know for sure! Some would say I only thought this because I am eating chocolate right now but ****!

Also, mods, please set up that ban idea... I will join in and say if it is the Slice, Paul B and I get banned and if it is not the Slice then the OP gets banned!

King Mook Mook

P.S. Wasteland here we come!

[greygray]

This thread is just FAIL.

[Pressure]

Cannot wait to see Michael Dell slice his next birthday cake with it.

Just like he did with the original MacBook Air.

[supergod]

You would have said the same thing about those colorful flowery iMacs.

Yes, but I didnt. And I thought the name iMac was cool. Clearly the design was for children (the stupid small mouse) partly but mostly it was just a very ergonomical computer and eventually they had the good taste to bring it out in graphite and in white, which was when I wanted to buy one most. I eventually got one of those transparent G4 monitors though, and boy was that a nice design to have around for a while (nicer than the iMac obv)

But seriously. Imagine what you would say if someone asked what it was. There is no way yoid reply, Well its my apple slice! Youd sound silly. Youd say, its my iPad or iTouch or iSlate or whatever.

[Spares]

iPad sounds just as outrageous i mean really, all these trademarks that people are speculating on are no question filed by Apple, however its to protect companies from making a similar product and naming it in a way that people would associate it with Apple.

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[Stngray]

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Is that in an elevator?

[MT0227]

I thought it was going to be called: iBigTenInch

[mkrishnan]

Please control yourself. Any orgasms that occur before the actual Apple announcement will be considered premature in nature.