"Most Beautiful Woman" Art Contest

[Shrek]

Ok, here's the deal:

1. Find as many quality artistic photos of beautiful women that you can and post them here.

2. DO NOT post any nude/suggestive content in this thread. As long as a picture is in agreement with the rules of this site, then it is fine. Use common sense. Anyone who gets a picture deleted as a result of it's content is automatically disqualified from the contest.

3. No links, no virtual girls, no fakes, and no duplicates please.

4. Only one woman per picture, except in the case of twins, triplets, etc.

5. Any pictures submitted after 100 replies to this thread do not count.

6. After 100 replies have been made, pick only one (of your own submissions) that you would like to use in the contest.

7. We will then have a vote in another thread (created by me) on who's picture is the best.

8. The person that the submits the picture that is voted the best combination of art, beauty, and overall picture quality wins! As a reward, you get bragging rights.

9. These rules are subject to change, be taken away, or added to, without notice.

Here is the first submission:

[Shrek]

Just for the record, you are not required to post pictures of the same woman every time:

[Shrek]

OWooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Shrek]

This is the last one for tonight (if I don't get carried away with myself, that is). :p

[Nipsy]

Originally posted by Shrek
Ok, here's the deal:

1. Find as many artistic pictures of beautiful women that you can and post them here.

2. DO NOT post any nude/suggestive content on this thread.

Since all of your posts are suggestive, and none are artistic, have you disqualified yourself?

By the way, my vote is for picture number 58.

[edesignuk]

Shrek, who is the girl in the pics you've posted?

[Shrek]

Originally posted by Nipsy

Since all of your posts are suggestive, and none are artistic, have you disqualified yourself?


No I haven't. Suggestive means suggestive, as in a picture that gets deleted because of it's content. If you don't think they're artistic, then that's your opinion. Perhaps I should make myself more clear on this by editing my original post.


By the way, my vote is for picture number 58.

It's not time to vote yet. Go back and read the rules, carefully.

[Shrek]

D***it! I forgot to post a pic in the above thread. Could I please have a moderator delete the post before this one, since I'm the one that started this thread and it's only fair. Oh, shoot! I don't know what I'm talking about, do I? But just for kicks, this is what I meant to post:

[Shrek]

Ah, hell with that rule, I got rid of it. If I screwed up and stay in it's only fair that do the same for everyone else. If I break the rules again, though, I'm finished for good.

Just try and make the most of this 100 reply limit, folks. Here's another beauty:

[Shrek]

Originally posted by verbose101
Shrek, who is the girl in the pics you've posted?

Dalene Kurtis: Playboy's 2002 Playmate of the Year.

The last two and this one are of Natalie Portman. She plays Padme Amidala in the new Star Wars films.

Anyone else have any good pics?

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Shrek
Dalene Kurtis: Playboy's 2002 Playmate of the Year.
Thanks! I think I'll have to get searchin' for more pics on google ;)

[Shrek]

You do that! ;)

[Shrek]

Another pic of Dalene (I think she's gorgeous, u?):

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Shrek
Another pic of Dalene (I think she's gorgeous, u?):
mmmm....wouldn't say no ;) ...if you know what I mean ;) :D

[Beej]

Hey Srek... are you trying to get the first 100 posts yourself so you make sure you win? Heh... I found you out! Busted! You're righ, she is gorgeous though ;)

Well here is my entry...
I was saving it or the web in photoshop... I decided to have a little play with the pic, just for fun. Let me just say, the 'liquify' effect can be put to good use for any of you guys out the that like, uh, 'ample' cleavage ;)

I also have to say that if this photo doesn't win, I will be convinced you are all blind. Sure, Sarah Michelle gellar is a fricken hottie, but she's never done any real good shoots :( My life will be complete the day she does ;)

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Beej
My life will be complete the day she does ;)
I think many lives will be complete ;) ;) ....maybe one day :D

[Beej]

I also feel obligated to the male contingent of the world, as well as to Cleo (;)) to post this pic, too :D

[edesignuk]

Here's a pic I did ages ago one boring evening.
I give you Buffy! :D

[Beej]

Originally posted by verbose101
Here's a pic I did ages ago one boring evening.
I give you Buffy! :D LOL :D Hardcore Buffy! w00t! I have a very nice pic of Buffy, but it's fake so I can't enter it :( It's floating around these forums somewhere...

Now since there's a 100 post limit to this comp, I didn't want to make my above comment without leaving some eye candy to go with it... so...

[Shrek]

Originally posted by Beej
Hey Srek... are you trying to get the first 100 posts yourself so you make sure you win? Heh... I found you out! Busted!


There's no limit in the rules on how many pics you can post, but I'm not gonna play M$ and dominate 95% of this thread. LoL. :p


You're right, she is gorgeous though ;)


Glad you agree! ;)

[Shrek]

Ah, that smile. . .

[Shrek]

Another great smile. . . :D

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Shrek
Another great smile. . . :D
Where did you get all these pics from? All from the same place?

I have a...erm...friend, who would like to know ;) :D

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by Shrek
Ah, that smile. . .
More smiles :D

[blackpeter]

This thread rocks!

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by tfaz1
This thread rocks!
Get posting then! :D

[edesignuk]

How about Miss Kelly brook :D Oh muma!

[KlausC]

THE 1 - Aaaaaaah… .-))

[edesignuk]

Originally posted by KlausC
THE 1 - Aaaaaaah… .-))
As nice as Britney is (and she is), I think she's over rated, and loosing her fan base quickly.
But hey, she's still not to saw on the eyes ;)

[KlausC]

Yup, the marketing of "Britney the consumer product" is getting kinda cliché-ridden these days, and without something like a "quad-G5" class song (or movie) soon, the ratings will certainly normalize… Still, the girl in the picture is what I'd like to see next time I go to the beach 8-)

[King Cobra]

WT:eek:? What happened to the picture?

It wasn't bad or anything.

Damn, I didn't even get to save it. :p

Shrek, regarding the "rules", can I use the photos from the other "babe" thread, or do I need to upload fresh photos?

[Spock]

Here is my hot entry:

[agreenster]

It is impossible to find and post a photo of the most beautiful woman in the world.

This thread should be titled, "The most beautiful professional photograph of a beautiful professional model"

There is always someone more beautiful....

[Shrek]

Originally posted by verbose101

Where did you get all these pics from? All from the same place?

I have a...erm...friend, who would like to know ;) :D

Well, if your not offended by artistic nudity then I'll PM you some links. I won't post them here otherwise they may get deleted and the thread closed.

[Shrek]

Originally posted by King Cobra
WT:eek:? What happened to the picture?

It wasn't bad or anything.

Damn, I didn't even get to save it. :p

Shrek, regarding the "rules", can I use the photos from the other "babe" thread, or do I need to upload fresh photos?

Did you get your picture deleted? If so, that means you are disqualified. Should've used some common sense. :p

Everyone else: No, you do not have to use fresh photos, but no duplicates (posting the same pic twice) on this thread, please.

[King Cobra]

Easy, big guy. It wasn't my photo. Why else would I have wanted to save it? :rolleyes:

Anyways, here's some of the load from the babe thread.

[King Cobra]

Here is another.

[King Cobra]

I’m keeping the Gwen comin’.

[King Cobra]

Live!

[King Cobra]

Ahh, here is the relaxing smile. :)

[King Cobra]

I suppose you are waiting for another one?

Here you go. :)

[vniow]

How about this one KC?

From Bathwater video

[King Cobra]

That's pretty, edvniow. In fact, that's thrice as pretty. :D

Dig the orange hair! :p

[blackpeter]

Here's one.

[Shrek]

Who exactly is that? It looks like the lead singer from 'No Doubt', but I can't be sure. :confused:

[blackpeter]

And one more...

[vniow]

The Sports Illustrated one isn't, but the ones above her are.Originally posted by Shrek

Who exactly is that? It looks like the lead singer from 'No Doubt', but I can't be sure

[King Cobra]

Muhahahahaha. You can't remember?

This should help. :)

[Shrek]

Originally posted by edvniow
The Sports Illustrated one isn't, but the ones above her are.

Yes, the ones above her. That's the ones I'm speaking of.

[blackpeter]

OK - Last one (for now).

[vniow]

KC, Are you a No Doubt fan or just unnaturally obsessed with Gwen?:D

[King Cobra]

Ah, you caught me red-handed. :D

Actually, I started off when I heard the Moby Southside Remix with Gwen Stefani in it. I've seen the Southside video lots of times recently, and a little later in time I might want to purchase the newest No Doubt CD when it comes out.

Honestly, I have like 80 pics on the computer. When a new artist comes around featured in a Remix I'll see what comes up then. :p :cool:

[Shrek]

Ok, we're past the 50-reply mark already. Let's try and put in as many pics as we can for the last 50.

[Shrek]

:D

[Shrek]

:D

[Shrek]

:D

[RowdyFROG]

You have to love Italian women

[topicolo]

Picking out the tame ones from your pr0n collection, eh Shrek? :D

[RowdyFROG]

...and spanish/mexican women

[RowdyFROG]

...and every now and then, a pom doesn't scrub up too bad either.
Ode to the man who invented lycra.

[Shrek]

Originally posted by topicolo
Picking out the tame ones from your pr0n collection, eh Shrek?

Yes, they are tame. And I don't collect porn; I collect art. Porn is made to look explicit, while art is made to look natural and beautiful.

[vniow]

Anybody seen her before?

[vniow]

Bow to the Goddess

[ponyboy]

....

[vniow]

My latest obsession

[blackpeter]

Again...

[ponyboy]

....Those are my submissions. IMO there is a difference between an artistic picture of a beutiful girl and just a picture of a beutiful girl, and most of the posts thus far have been the latter, dont jump down my throat art is subjective and I am sure there are those out there that think my subissions arent artistic... so who judges the contest, no one I think a winner is impossible lets give the prize to the beutiful girls and the photographer cause all we did was post 'em

[Beej]

Avril Lavinge/Claire Danes

[ponyboy]

ok so only the last of the six I put up went through for some reason here goes again...

[ponyboy]

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[ponyboy]

,,,

[ponyboy]

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[ponyboy]

>>>

[ponyboy]

<<<

[ponyboy]

:::Well the last one . By the way these are all size to fit a powerbook screen if anyone wants em let me know

[taeclee99]

Here's one.

[graydecember]

This is an oil painting I did

[Shrek]

Who is that, taeclee?

[Shrek]

Originally posted by graydecember
This is an oil painting I did

This fits the definition of "virtual girl".

[ponyboy]

Originally posted by Shrek


Yes, they are tame. And I don't collect porn; I collect art. Porn is made to look explicit, while art is made to look natural and beautiful.

OK Shrek art? IMO the only "artisic" pics you threw up were of Portman, good job by the way. Taking a hot girl and throwing her center frame, squirting some water on her so she looks all shiny takes very little thought or skill, and they are not "natural" they are good pics and the women are beutiful but there is nothing artistic about them, trust me as a professional in portraiture these are stock... oh wait I take that back whoever did the boob jobs on those women was pretty artistic.

[Beej]

Originally posted by ponyboy
OK Shrek art? IMO the only "artisic" pics you threw up were of Portman, good job by the way. Taking a hot girl and throwing her center frame, squirting some water on her so she looks all shiny takes very little thought or skill, and they are not "natural" they are good pics and the women are beutiful but there is nothing artistic about them, trust me as a professional in portraiture these are stock... oh wait I take that back whoever did the boob jobs on those women was pretty artistic. LOL... I'd have to agree. Not much art to be had in those playboy pics as far as I'm concerned. Not that I mind ;)

Not much art in this... just a fricken huge pic of a beautiful woman (the original is 2000x1350!) It actually looks pretty crap scaled down this far... oh well, your loss :D

Actually, just coz I'm such a nice guy (cough cough) you can see the original in all its huge-ass glory here (~450k): www.futuremechanix.com/mr/pics/alba.jpg

[taeclee99]

Originally posted by Shrek
Who is that, taeclee?

Billie Piper

Here is another one

[Beej]

Originally posted by taeclee99
Billie PiperLOL... "Honey to the BEEEEEEEEE!" Cracks me up every time :)

OK... Chyler Leigh/some other girl from not just another teen movie/Charisma Carpenter

[taeclee99]

One More.

[Shrek]

Hey, bunton quit wasting the thread space; there is a 100-reply limit in this contest. If you want to know wether it works or not just click on the 'Preview Reply' button before you click on 'Submit Reply.' ;)

[bunton]

well now i am wasting more space but help me man yo reply and dont help what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im in need here buddy like personal me or something
Or you post olsen twin pics!!

I wont post here again until i learn i promise

[Shrek]

Originally posted by taeclee99

Billie Piper


Where'd you get those pics of Billie, taeclee?

[Beej]

Originally posted by bunton
well now i am wasting more space but help me man yo reply and dont help what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im in need here buddy like personal me or something
Or you post olsen twin pics!!

I wont post here again until i learn i promise To post an image, simply type your reply, then hit the "Browse..." button in the "Attach file" section under where you type your message. Just select the pic you want to upload, then click "submit reply" like you normally would.

Preview your reply (as was sugested above) to make sure it worked if you want.


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I don't know if this pic is arty or slutty... kind of both I think. Oh well, she's hot and that's all the matters! :D It's Charisma Carpenter.

[AmbitiousLemon]

rebecca gayheart... mmm noxema girl

[AmbitiousLemon]

um wow. again

[Kethoticus]

Shrek, I think we got the frickin' point. We KNOW you like Dalene. I was hoping to see a little variety. Thanks for posting about half of the entries, and all of the same woman. You should've just started a Dalene what's-her-face thread.

Oh... and none of the pics were truly artistic. They were watered-down porn. Although I DO appreciate those who actually posted pics of brunettes. They were a refreshing change of pace.

[Shrek]

Um, Kethoticus, I did post three other pictures of Natalie Portman, a brunette, on the first page. ;)

[groovebuster]

I was curious when I saw the title of the thread, but I am disappointed now...

Most pictures are just styled sluts looking dumb like hell. Just the price tag is missing: "one ride: 50$, three in a row: 120$"

Beauty (for me) has nothing to do with make up or "certain positions"... I much prefer natural beauty, intelligence and manners. And a girl doesn't have to be in a bikini to look good...

Maybe I'll find an example of what I mean and post it later.

groovebuster

[groovebuster]

So here is an example...

It's a friend with our daughter on her lap when she (our daughter) was about 4 months old in last October.

This woman is very good looking, is educated (M.D.) and has a natural grace. In the picture she has almost no make-up on.

No pictures of my wife at this point... that's too private, but she is very beautiful too! :)

groovebuster

[Backtothemac]

There you go Groove. That is nice. Real nice.

Well thought out, and presented. :cool:

[Shrek]

:D

[blackpeter]

Yes.

[blackpeter]

Double yes.

[Sun Baked]

Originally posted by Shrek
Ok, here's the deal:

1. Find as many quality artistic photos of beautiful women that you can and post them here.

....

9. These rules are subject to change, be taken away, or added to, without notice.

Here is the first submission:

From some of the submissions it seems like your art class was being taught by Larry Flynt.

[Shrek]

Only one more after this! Race to get your pic in now!

[Beej]

_

[Shrek]

You blew it Beej. I said WOMEN, NOT MEN. :eek:

[AmbitiousLemon]

ok but you have to admit it was pretty funny.

yo have been taking it so seriously shrek. and the final pic comes in. we have to go to a new page. and it loads ... pretty funny.

[Shrek]

Ok, I'll laugh: LoL.

Happy?

[AmbitiousLemon]

yes. yes i am.


almost as funny as using up half the submissions on some playboy chick dont you think?

[Sun Baked]

LOL,

Especially after waiting all day for the final few pics to come in.

And the winner?

[Shrek]

I don't really care about Playboy. I just think that the art, beauty, and photo quality is excellent in Dalene's photos; the photographer and makeup artists did a great job!

[mac15]

I'm sorry guys I would post some, but I only have nude pics, I'm sorry


I guess I'll have to keep them to myself :D:D:D:D

[Shrek]

Originally posted by Sun Baked
And the winner?

There will be a vote on this. Go here (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9176) for the next step in the contest. ;)

[King Cobra]

>(Shrek)You blew it Beej. I said WOMEN, NOT MEN. :eek:

Well, Beej would know the rules of this thread, considering [s]he's been on the forums for such a long time. So there you go. :rolleyes:

[Kethoticus]

....the woman who'll likely become my wife someday. Have never gotten into the blondes like I have the more "exotic" types.

[Kethoticus]

I'm not gonna pull a Shrek here and post 50 images of the same woman, but figured I'd post one more.

[Rower_CPU]

Damn, Beej...now that was what we in America like to call "damn funny".:D

[FelixDerKater]

Ha, Beej. That was funny, but if you would have posted a photo of Stephen the DELL guy, i would have laughed my ar$e off. :p