who is the single most interesting poster on macrumors?

[jefhatfield]

in the early days, i would say spikey was

today, i give that title to alphatech...rumbling on his harley looking for macrumors newbies to straighten out:p

[irmongoose]

no one.

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irmongoose

[Mr. Anderson]

you're definitely on a roll with these threads today jeff, but I have no idea where you're going.

[elensil]

What do you mean by interesting?

The most informative or the one whose attitude and presence gives MacRumors its flavor?

[rainman::|:|]

it's me, it's me. thanks, jef, for creating this thread to recognize me ;)

pnw

[Tiauguinho]

Originally posted by paulwhannel
it's me, it's me. thanks, jef, for creating this thread to recognize me ;)

pnw


...

[Royal Pineapple]

intresting meaning "Special" or "needs help" than i would give it to jefhatfeild ;)

[King Cobra]

Pineapple, it's not hatfield that needs help. The name's jefhornyfield! :D :p

As for the famous masters/contributers to flamewars, hats off to making my day. :D

[jadam]

me!

[mcrain]

Depends on the topic. I've seen a lot of different people get on a roll when it comes to a topic they happen to be knowledgeable about.

Alphatech, however, is the one guy with the itchiest trigger finger.

[Rower_CPU]

I enjoy the humor that certain posters bring to the forums (whether it's appreciated or not):

Beej
jelloshotsrule
teabgs

[eyelikeart]

today it seems to be jefhatfield...wouldn't u agree?? :D

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
today it seems to be jefhatfield...wouldn't u agree?? :D

He's definitely on a roll today.

Just wait until tomorrow...according to him that's when he's boredest.:rolleyes: :p

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
I enjoy the humor that certain posters bring to the forums (whether it's appreciated or not):

Beej
jelloshotsrule
teabgs


aww thanks...






ps. i still hate you

[job]

My vote goes for Alphafeck and his Big Can of WhoopAss™

:D

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
aww thanks...

ps. i still hate you

I never said I liked you, jsr.

I just think you're funny.

You know kinda like Martin Lawrence or Howard Stern. You wouldn't want to get to know them personally, but you don't mind laughing at their jokes.

It's like that.

[vniow]

Nobody voted for me? Maybe I'm not Macrumors #1 drag princess. WAHHHHHHHHHH!!



:D

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


I never said I liked you, jsr.

I just think you're funny.

You know kinda like Martin Lawrence or Howard Stern. You wouldn't want to get to know them personally, but you don't mind laughing at their jokes.

It's like that.

oh cool

you mean funny looking though?

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
oh cool

you mean funny looking though?

...among other things...

[job]

Don't mind me, I'm just watching the sparks fly......

[Beej]

You guys are all great!

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


...among other things...

i wish i HAD other things...

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
i wish i HAD other things...

Don't we all.:rolleyes:

[jelloshotsrule]

don't we all wish I had one or wish "we" had one?

eh??

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
don't we all wish I had one or wish "we" had one?

eh??

OK...you lost me there.:confused:

[Durandal7]

It was only a matter of time until jef started a thread like this...

[Shrek]

I'd say I fit that profile! Didn't anyone think of me? :D

[Ensign Paris]

Originally posted by Shrek
I'd say I fit that profile! Didn't anyone think of me? :D

No! :)

Alpha is certainly the most fun but I don't have any favourites.

Ensign

[eyelikeart]

no one's mentioned mischief yet...

I'd say he's got my vote as "most interesting" ;)

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
OK...you lost me there.:confused:

that's rare...

maybe if i were to put it into more of a programming language or maybe some "rem" statements???

[SilvorX]

mac15 :P

ok u can stop pointing me with that gun now :P

[topicolo]

I'm surprised that this thread didn't start out as a poll :)

[Mr. Anderson]

I'm even more surprised this thread hasn't turned into trash and forced itself to be closed - that was my first impression when I saw it. But amazingly its remained rather tame.

who would have thought?

D

[awrc]

Originally posted by dukestreet
I'm even more surprised this thread hasn't turned into trash and forced itself to be closed - that was my first impression when I saw it. But amazingly its remained rather tame.

who would have thought?

D

It's early yet. Still plenty of time for normality to re-assert itself.

[gaomay]

has to be dukestreet

am I out of newbieness yet?

[topicolo]

Originally posted by dukestreet
I'm even more surprised this thread hasn't turned into trash and forced itself to be closed - that was my first impression when I saw it. But amazingly its remained rather tame.

who would have thought?

D

That can be...arranged. I'll start spouting technical inaccuracies or about how Harley-Davidson sucks and let Alpha take it from there ;)

[awrc]

Originally posted by topicolo


That can be...arranged. I'll start spouting technical inaccuracies or about how Harley-Davidson sucks and let Alpha take it from there ;)

Did I ever mention I'm leaving town for a whle next summer because of the Harley-Davidson 100th Anniversary thing? Downtown Milwaukee was unbearable during the 95th Anniversary, the 100th is going to be absolute hell on earth. 250,000 balding middle aged men in leather competing with each other to see who can disturb the peace most effectively. I also like vacationing in South Dakota during the summer - must be a glutton for punishment or something.

There, think that'll rile him up at all?

I very nearly worked for Harley - got offered a sysadmin position there in 1998. However, the job involved spending some of the time stuck in a basement level under the plant on Capitol (the rest of the time I'd have been in the company headquarters on Juneau), and the other job I was offered the same day was at a place with windows where I already knew three people, so I passed on it.

Since the job I took turned sour after four years, I kinda wonder how things might have turned out if I'd taken it. They had exceptionally good benefits, and the employee discount was something like 30%, so I might well have been talking about the noise in a more positive light :D

[topicolo]

Oooh, those comments are gonna sting. Especially the "250,000 balding middle aged men in leather competing with each other to see who can disturb the peace most effectively" comment. Alpha's sure to start something here :-).

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by gaomay
has to be dukestreet

am I out of newbieness yet?

yes it was, and post like everyone else, ok?. You'll get non-newbie status the correct way - if arn had seen that little stunt you would have been less than pleased with what he would have said.

D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by dukestreet


yes it was, and post like everyone else, ok?. You'll get non-newbie status the correct way - if arn had seen that little stunt you would have been less than pleased with what he would have said.

D

woah, what did gaomay do wrong? i mean, did i miss something?:confused:

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by jefhatfield
woah, what did gaomay do wrong? i mean, did i miss something?:confused:

i was wondering the same thing...

[Mr. Anderson]

he tried to get out of newbie status in one shot and post 9 or so messages all in a row, with 4 words or less.

he didn't know, its all ok now, go back to what you were doing.....

D

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by dukestreet
he tried to get out of newbie status in one shot and post 9 or so messages all in a row, with 4 words or less.

he didn't know, its all ok now, go back to what you were doing.....

D

whew, i was in the middle of my morning poo while also returning mischief's email concerning the planning of the santa cruz, ca mysterious crop circle:eek: :D

[Geert]

Haven't got any favorite, and think that most and I mean most have from time to time some intresting posts

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by dukestreet
he tried to get out of newbie status in one shot and post 9 or so messages all in a row, with 4 words or less.

he didn't know, its all ok now, go back to what you were doing.....

D

"Move along. There's nothing to see here."

[mischief]

Originally posted by jefhatfield


whew, i was in the middle of my morning poo while also returning mischief's email concerning the planning of the santa cruz, ca mysterious crop circle:eek: :D

Mild TMI there buddy but I must say I AM jealous that you have personal IT enough to be on the can and online.:eek: Not to mention that your wife tolerates this behaviour.;)

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by jefhatfield

whew, i was in the middle of my morning poo while also returning mischief's email concerning the planning of the santa cruz, ca mysterious crop circle:eek: :D

is this your attempt to be *interesting* in your own thread?

mental images like this do not go very well, sort of like that one of the Storm Trooper in the bathroom....

D

[G4scott]

Single most interesting member... Hmm... I really can't say.

I do remember, though, when I was a newbie, there was some thread here, and there was some guy being an @$$. I think Eye or someone else was saying "just wait until mischief gets here, that'll be interesting..." I didn't know what to expect, but after all the poo had been thrown around the room, you could tell that there was a nasty flame war :D ... It's funny, though, that there aren't as many flame wars these days. I guess the guys who would start them have either cooled down or left...

What's more interesting than any single poster, is the personality of these forums... Just the type of people we have here give these forums a special feeling... :cool:

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by dukestreet


is this your attempt to be *interesting* in your own thread?

mental images like this do not go very well, sort of like that one of the Storm Trooper in the bathroom....

D

i like to entertain myself since everybody in california hates me since i use a mac:p

[Hemingray]

Originally posted by jefhatfield


i like to entertain myself since everybody in california hates me since i use a mac:p

Hm, well considering I'm in CA and I support Mac users... that's simply not true! :p

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted in jefhatfield's sig
169 lbs and not shrinking fast enough - party due to the fact i have consistently logged onto macrumors more and for longer than any of the thousands of members here

Now that's pretty funny.

I've stalled out too...but I started a new workout program last week, so we'll see how that goes.

As for the morning poo...http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?threadid=9330 ;)

[Shrek]

Originally posted by Ensign Paris

Alpha is certainly the most fun but I don't have any favourites.


Alpha is a jerk, IMO. :(

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by Shrek


Alpha is a jerk, IMO. :(

but oh so lovable like danny devito on taxi:p :D ;)

[mischief]

Originally posted by jefhatfield


but oh so lovable like danny devito on taxi:p :D ;)

Loveable? Not always. He's got a lot in common with the "Frasier" character played by Kelsey Grammar: Ego bound, repressed and not willing to admit when he's full of **** or clueless.

Single most interesting: Well, there are several candidates.

Techie Cool: G4Scott, Topicolo, MacAztec, Ensign Paris, Dukestreet, several other relative newcomers that mostly post "out front".

Intellectual fun: Jefhatfield, B2TM, Eye, Teabgs, Cleo, Paulwhanel, Macette, and I'm sure I'm forgetting a few. :D ;)

[Durandal7]

Originally posted by Shrek


Alpha is a jerk, IMO. :(
Obviously you never met spikey.

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by mischief
Intellectual fun: Jefhatfield, B2TM, Eye, Teabgs, Cleo, Paulwhanel, Macette, and I'm sure I'm forgetting a few. :D ;)

it's cool. that's what i go for... not making too many waves


ha

[mischief]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule


it's cool. that's what i go for... not making too many waves


ha

It would have been lame to say "And that tree-hugger Nader Dude.".

Plus I thought I'd give you an oppertunity to feel slighted.;) :p :D

[jelloshotsrule]

oh it's understandable

it would have been like me saying

"that crazy canuck clown, eh?"

it's all

good

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by mischief
It would have been lame to say "And that tree-hugger Nader Dude.".

Plus I thought I'd give you an oppertunity to feel slighted.;) :p :D

Join the club, jello...we'll just go off on a two-person conversation and piss everyone off...show them.

:p :D

[jelloshotsrule]

anyways rower, i was sitting there, and this broad comes up to me...

and she's all "hey wanna buy me a drink?"

and i'm all "only if you let me... you know..."

and she's all....

[Megaquad]

Originally posted by paulwhannel
it's me, it's me. thanks, jef, for creating this thread to recognize me ;)

pnw
I claim it is me,i am so interesting!
Now serious..Kela was interesting,because of his (her?) silly posts :)
Anywayz,i liked Kela..poor Kela.
BTW,anyone seen John123?

[topicolo]

Originally posted by mischief

Techie Cool: G4Scott, Topicolo:eek:, MacAztec, Ensign Paris, Dukestreet, several other relative newcomers that mostly post "out front".


I'm glad that you approve :rolleyes: :D

[wake up Jobs!!!]

all of us are interesting in our posts, but i would have to say Macaztec for a particular.

"Opalaca Hialea is the place to be, if you want to get mugged by a refugee" -The miami refugee song:p

-GaBe-

P.S. check out my new thread in Community discusion called Motorsports news. I will have a new thread daily with more motorsports news!

[rainman::|:|]

Originally posted by mischief
Intellectual fun: Jefhatfield, B2TM, Eye, Teabgs, Cleo, Paulwhanel, Macette, and I'm sure I'm forgetting a few. :D ;)

awww, finally someone remembers little ol' me. *passes you the bowl*

;)

pnw

[Durandal7]

I feel left out :(
Let's not forget who started the stoned koala thread ;)

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
anyways rower, i was sitting there, and this broad comes up to me...

and she's all "hey wanna buy me a drink?"

and i'm all "only if you let me... you know..."

and she's all....

Dude, that's some mad *bling bling* and *true dat yo*.

So was she easy fo-sheezy?

[mischief]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


Dude, that's some mad *bling bling* and *true dat yo*.

So was she easy fo-sheezy?

Dat's it. No mo mister nice Clown.

*WHAP**SPLAT*

(Rower and Jello are hit by the Ultimate...... Monkey Poo Pies!!!!):eek: :eek: :eek:

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by mischief
Dat's it. No mo mister nice Clown.

*WHAP**SPLAT*

(Rower and Jello are hit by the Ultimate...... Monkey Poo Pies!!!!):eek: :eek: :eek:

Ha, monkey poo? Is that best you can do?

*Rower_CPU conjures up the Demons of the Missing G5 and the Tortured Souls of the Ancient Mac-o-philes*

I give you the Unfathomably Bad and Really Nasty Pie of x86 Rumors, guaranteed to leave a bad taste in your mouth and a guilty feeling in your heart.

*SPLAT*

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
Dude, that's some mad *bling bling* and *true dat yo*.

So was she easy fo-sheezy?

i hit that shiznit like there was no tomorrow.



ps. i saw a license plate in virginia this weekend that actually said "biz-nich".... that rules!

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by jelloshotsrule
i hit that shiznit like there was no tomorrow.

ps. i saw a license plate in virginia this weekend that actually said "biz-nich".... that rules!

Hells yeah!

If she's not all up on the LD, then it's like "c-ya ho".

[mischief]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU


Ha, monkey poo? Is that best you can do?

*Rower_CPU conjures up the Demons of the Missing G5 and the Tortured Souls of the Ancient Mac-o-philes*

I give you the Unfathomably Bad and Really Nasty Pie of x86 Rumors, guaranteed to leave a bad taste in your mouth and a guilty feeling in your heart.

*SPLAT*

Hah Hah!:D

Between my preternatural sense of Irony and an overdevelopped Rationality I can quite easily not only dodge that ************ but laugh at it!:D ;) :p

BTW: Darwin for x86 is REAL: Go to the Darwin Page and search under x86.:D :eek: :confused: :rolleyes:

[jelloshotsrule]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
Hells yeah!

If she's not all up on the LD, then it's like "c-ya ho".

i'm not certain what LD is for, but i have an idea.

if that **** ain't hittable i'm out of here. long dong donkey kong never sticks around for the loser crowd

[Hemingray]

Hey, do banned users count? I vote for GoCyrus. :D (ducks and runs)

[rainman::|:|]

Originally posted by asurace
I feel left out :(
Let's not forget who started the stoned koala thread ;)

touché, that thread made me laugh my ass off. you're in the smokin' circle too :)

pnw

[job]

Is anyone forgetting krossfyter?

He has my vote for 2nd most interesting poster here.