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jefhatfield
Aug 16, 2002, 12:27 PM
he has not left the room, says 14 percent in a cnn poll today

elvis died in the 1970s and i am surprised that anybody can believe he is still alive

this lends me to believe that the elvis fans who say that the king is bigger than michael jackson or the beatles must be right

elvis has this cult like legend around him that has 14 percent of a major poll saying he is still alive

maybe he is not dead...maybe i am elvis and don't know it

actually i am juliana hatfield and have been posing as jefhatfield so you would listen to me more thinking i was a guy:cool:



ShaolinMiddleFinger
Aug 16, 2002, 01:08 PM
mulitiple personalities?

I think Elvis is dead. If he was alive, he would be drinking margaritas on the beach with Tupac Shakur, Biggie Smalls, and Jimmy Hoffa

mymemory
Aug 16, 2002, 01:32 PM
Elvis is bigger than Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson need to die on a overdose or in a car accident to became a legend competitive to Elvis.

Elvis is dead for sure.

I was in Graceland once and some body with such bad teaste would call the attention.

pgwalsh
Aug 16, 2002, 03:32 PM
Elvis is alive! I saw him last week pitching at a Giants game. :rolleyes:

er.... juliana hatfield = poser??? naw! :p

King Cobra
Aug 16, 2002, 03:44 PM
Every year people celebrate the real King, but being the 25th year around this one is special. I also caught a little thing on C...

JULIANA HATFIELD!!!

So, wait a minute...

I have been the adopted punk child of a mother? :eek: :rolleyes: :D :p

jefhatfield
Aug 16, 2002, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by pgwalsh
Elvis is alive! I saw him last week pitching at a Giants game.

the giants could use a dead pitcher right about now:p

...and when are the giants going to win the world series...or will apple come out with the g5 first?

jefhatfield
Aug 16, 2002, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra


JULIANA HATFIELD!!!

So, wait a minute...

I have been the adopted punk child of a mother? :eek: :rolleyes: :D :p

yeah, and come see me in sf tomorrow night (at the "bottom of the hill"...oops, that's right, you can't drink

maybe i will make you a roadie...i'm the girl with the guitar who used to be fat;)

pgwalsh
Aug 16, 2002, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by jefhatfield


yeah, and come see me in sf tomorrow night (at the "bottom of the hill)

Are you playing tomorrow night? I'll be in the city with a group of friends and we really haven't decided on a place to go.

vniow
Aug 16, 2002, 03:53 PM
Wait a minute, dows this mean that me and eyelikeart aren't the only transvestites here? We actually have a Drag King? (in writing anywayz) :p

King Cobra
Aug 16, 2002, 03:55 PM
jef, I mean, Juli...

This is as big an announcement as when john123 confessed he created joey j! :eek: :eek:

King Cobra
Aug 16, 2002, 03:58 PM
>(edvniow)Wait a minute, dows this mean that me and eyelikeart aren't the only transvestites here? We actually have a Drag King? (in writing anywayz) :p

LMFAO!! Don't forget about chitman! :p

Maybe you should start a club, now that we have gotten Ms. Non-Contributor to reveal his/her true life (as frightening as it may be). :eek: :D

vniow
Aug 16, 2002, 04:10 PM
Now I don't feel so alone.:)

Wait...yes I do...:(

jefhatfield
Aug 16, 2002, 05:04 PM
the cnn poll on netscape now says that 15 percent of everyone believes elvis is alive...i thought the percent would go way down from 14 percent earlier today now that the day is further along...

what proof do they have and why do so many elvis look alikes do so and actually make money doing it? are our stars not enough for today?

myths can be created out of nowhere and it is completely ridiculous, without solid proof, and rumors could run rampant

a few days ago, there was this thread on those crop circles, very obviously made by people in my opinion, and now tens of thousands of americans are saying elvis is alive on a major poll?

no wonder why people believe crop circles are from aliens

job
Aug 16, 2002, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra

LMFAO!! Don't forget about chitman! :p


ehm...no.... :rolleyes:

job
Aug 16, 2002, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra
>(edvniow)Wait a minute, dows this mean that me and eyelikeart aren't the only transvestites here? We actually have a Drag King? (in writing anywayz) :p

LMFAO!! Don't forget about chitman! :p

Maybe you should start a club, now that we have gotten Ms. Non-Contributor to reveal his/her true life (as frightening as it may be). :eek: :D

What about you Queen Cobra? :p

Eh? Crazy Monkeys...

Durandal7
Aug 16, 2002, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by jefhatfield

a few days ago, there was this thread on those crop circles, very obviously made by people in my opinion, and now tens of thousands of americans are saying elvis is alive on a major poll?

no wonder why people believe crop circles are from aliens

I think that Elvis is making the crop circles.

vniow
Aug 16, 2002, 06:01 PM
:D

job
Aug 16, 2002, 06:06 PM
When is the next Ms. Macrumors competition....?

Cause that one funky monkey has my vote.. :D

King Cobra
Aug 16, 2002, 06:12 PM
Would someone tell me WTF is going on here? I tried to save my post twice (this one) but in BOTH Netscape and IEek I got a connection refused error.

Anyways, I would have posted this about 20 minutes earlier:

[chitman] I'm still surprised we still have several hundred active members now that you reached 1000. :eek: :confused: :D

Well, I'll be in the 2k club, so you'll just have to stick with our club. Enjoy it while it lasts. :p

BTW, you have too much damn time on your hands. Do you ever do anything contructive other than design clever smilies? :rolleyes:

job
Aug 16, 2002, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra

[chitman] I'm still surprised we still have several hundred active members now that you reached 1000. :eek: :confused: :D

BTW, you have too much damn time on your hands. Do you ever do anything contructive other than design clever smilies? :rolleyes:

Yeah, I remember that we both thought that most of the Macrumors forum (ab)users would blow their brains out once I hit 1000 posts. Ah well, we'll see how it is when I get close to 2000. ;)

Well most of my smilies are either completly new designs (I have not posted any of them here....yet.... :D ) or I simply edit some that I get from an undisclosed source to fit my needs....

oops, I never edited this smilie. I'm still in the process of moding some other smilies and switched them.

King Cobra
Aug 16, 2002, 06:25 PM
Yeah, I'm working on an attachment right now, anyways... :D

Where have you been anyways? Did you become sickman for a week or what? :confused:

3rdpath
Aug 16, 2002, 09:06 PM
i worked security for elvis twice in the 70's...i was 15 or 16 at the time...it was quite the surreal experience.

and would you believe i have a friend who's dad was one of elvis' entourage and has the TCB necklace to prove it....too funny. his daughter-my friend-has a scar on her chin from jumping off a chair in the jungle room when she was a kid...:p

job
Aug 16, 2002, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by King Cobra

Where have you been anyways? Did you become sickman for a week or what? :confused:

Yeah, I was sick. Apart from that, these past few weeks have been pretty hectic...

Work and skool orientation were being b**ches... :cool:

eyelikeart
Aug 17, 2002, 12:24 PM
August 16 is my dad's birthday...so every year on his birthday....my mom's told me "I remember on dad's birthday...I was pregnant for u when Elvis died..."

he's more poplular now than ever...my dad....not Elvis...he he he ;)