A site in need of enlightening

[G4scott]

Take a look at this site:

http://www.jsmagic.com/spam/

His name is Jacob Stevens, he's 12 years old, (or maybe 13) and lives in kentucky... You can tell him what you think by e-mailing him at MagicGuy110@aol.com, or IM him...

I just thought some of you here would like to enlighten him on the superiority of the Mac (am I starting to sound like hitler :p )

It's kinda funny, since all of his points are opinions and stupid jokes. I sent him an e-mail debunking all of his 27 points as to why he thinks Macs suck. It's a good laugh, really...

[vniow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Omigod, that's the funniest thing I've ever read on an Mac-hater's site, It's also pathetic condisering he's 12 and doesn't know ***** and posts up stupid bullmilk like that. It's a good read though. :p

[Durandal7]

I guess mac users just mature earlier. When I was 13 I was praising the virtues of the MacOS and the open-source movement even though no one knew what I was talking about. (I could make a better website then that too) :rolleyes:

[Sun Baked]

Worst part is, this one Mac joke is almost true.

Q: How do you upgrade a Macintosh processor?

A: Rip it out and put in a hampster excercise wheel.

[vniow]

I just sent him an e-mail daring him to come to this site. See if he shows up, hehehehehe :D

[Durandal7]

25. Have you ever wondered why the new Macintosh mice don't have the little ball in the bottom of the mouse? Because Apple couldn't afford them.

No true techie, PC or Mac, would insult a good optical mouse.

[Rower_CPU]

Ahhh, satire...gotta love it...if you get it.:p

[solvs]

Ignore him. He's just trying to get hits and people all riled up over nothing. There are planty of reasons to like PCs over Macs (though at the moment I'm writing this on a PC and can't for the life of me think of a good one). But there are so many games for the PC!!! Puh. Anyone who's argument is "Apple can't afford floppies and balls in their mice" is obviously not all that bright.

"It's so hard to eject a CD form the Mac". I wanted to e-mail him just to tell him that there's an eject key ON THE KEYBOARD. Or just drag it to the trash. Duh. Do you know how hard it is to eject a CD from a PC without leaning over to manually eject it (my PC's on the floor, under stuff).

Look at the name of his little "Organization". SPAM. And he still refers to PCs as IBMs. That's funny.

Somebody send this loser a virus.

Where's your PC now Funnyboy. HA!!!

[Durandal7]

Originally posted by Rower_CPU
Ahhh, satire...gotta love it...if you get it.:p

Hard to tell on the PC side. Someone told me that they hated Macs because the cases make PCs look bad (and yes he was serious)

[Royal Pineapple]

Originally posted by edvniow
I just sent him an e-mail daring him to come to this site. See if he shows up, hehehehehe :D
did you double-dog-dare him?
gotta sink to the level of an ignorant 12 yearold.

[Rower_CPU]

Originally posted by Royal Pineapple
did you double-dog-dare him?
gotta sink to the level of an ignorant 12 yearold.

What would be funny is if he did show up (if it's an acutal 12 year old and not someone messing around, as I believe) and tried to tell everyone how bad Macs are, only to have his head bashed in by someone like AlphaTech...

…he would be scarred for life...and hate Macs even more.:eek: :D

[vniow]

Oh God, that's just cruel, sticking Alpha on the poor little 6th grader. :rolleyes:
Not if I get to him first. I'd love to be in my first flame war.:D
Although I would have to sink down to a 12 year old level...damn.

[Vector]

He is a twelve year old PC user so he is an ill-informed tool of microsoft who being young thinks he knows it all and does not want to hear the truths about macs. Although i did like the joke about ellen feiss.

[King Cobra]

>(Royal Pineapple)did you double-dog-dare him?
gotta sink to the level of an ignorant 12 yearold.

Don't keep up with the Jones; bring them down to your level. :p :rolleyes:

Normally, this would be my place to get involved in flamewars, but...

I'm now trying to give up flamewars and offending posts. Seriously. :)

[Sun Baked]

edvniow,

Three comments, by line:

1. proof/edit - sticking might be considered a lewd act.
2. No comment
3. I'll leave this to someone else.

[King Cobra]

I have a few comments as well:
(1) Grow
(2) Up
(3) peecee
(4) Teen.

>23. Macintosh font sizes only go up to 255. IBM fonts go up to size 1638!

Man, he needs to update his page to OS X levels, so he can sound more like a jerk. :rolleyes: Try using something like the Stickies in OS X. I have been able to go up to 10000+ pt. Use the font panel.

If he would direct his attention to our old friend Bill Gates vs. GM (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6762) he may want to change his mind about cars and peecees.

[Durandal7]

9. What is up with there not being an actual power button on the computer itself. You use the keyboard button. I can do that on my PC but I also have a button on my tower. Yeesh, I guess that would cost Apple too much to have another button.

I can't even recall a Mac with no power button. :confused:
(Unless you go to the ancient history archives circa 1992)

[Vector]

I thought that the font point was stupid since it is not only inaccurate, but also completely pointless. Who really needs a font size of several thousand you would barely be able to distinguish any element of the letters even on a large monitor even in graphics i have never used anything that large.

[King Cobra]

The bigger the font, the easier it is for peecee users to read banners [printed from an Epson 9500] that have printed on any of the various catch phrases of the peecee world: "For a crash prone notebook, remove Titanium covering." :D :p

[job]

This thread reminds me of my "Idiot Showcase #1" thread from a while back... ;) :p

[Mr. Anderson]

I got as far as this and didn't bother with anything else.

27. I figured out why Apple used colored plastic for the iMacs - because they couldn't afford the beige cases.

I hope he doesn't come here, it will only incite a flame war and he just wants attention any way, why give it to him.

D

[bunton]

he makes fun of how apple uses colored cases and pc's are beige then has a joke about how elephants are grey like macs??? what the hello?

[bousozoku]

Originally posted by Vector
I thought that the font point was stupid since it is not only inaccurate, but also completely pointless. Who really needs a font size of several thousand you would barely be able to distinguish any element of the letters even on a large monitor even in graphics i have never used anything that large.

Ever try to design a billboard with 12 point typefaces? :D

[Geert]

If he really is 12, then his father will be a peecheese user, who whispered him to set something like this up, because he's too ignorant to do it himself.:D

[Vector]

Originally posted by bousozoku


Ever try to design a billboard with 12 point typefaces? :D

<sarcasm> Yes they never turn out very well, people are always squinting and cannot figure out what they say. <sarcasm>

I meant that for the most part a very small minority will ever use a billboard sized font. So the kids point was irrelevant being that it only applies to a small group of designers.

[Hemingray]

Q: What's the difference between a Mac and a rock?
A: About three IQ points.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[galstaph]

Hehe,
That is a laugh...
i especially liked these ones:

22. Macs freeze up for no reason. Sure, IBMs might SEEM freeze up every now and then, but IBMs are actually working when they "freeze up;" Macs just sit there and take up space (wait a minute; Macs just sit there and take up space even when they're not frozen up).

Doesn't even know that some Mac's are IBM (processors), so doesn't that make it counter-intuitive?

18. Schools use Macs. Worst of all, they think that they are good and they make their students think that. But schools buy them because they are cheaper, not because they are better. Maybe they should just spend a little more and get their students better computers to work with.

Am I wrong here, but aren't Mac's a premium cost compared to a dell wintel box? Even at educators discount? I was under the impression that schools prefer quality of education.

I think that this kid needs to just visit an Apple store... he seems very uninformed... A perfect example of microsoft's evil brainwashing of today's innocent children...

[Sun Baked]

Seems spymac is making some of his jokes prove true.

http://www.spymac.com/gallery/data/532/3381bundled_mouse.jpg

[macsurfer]

The kid is twelve years old! TWELVE!!! What more explanation do you need? The little walking, talking, piece of ***** was born in 1990. 1990!!! Think about it.