Granola In My Braces by Brian Dunn

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Genre: Comedy
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Comment: Classic comedy tune, about a good old country boy!
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Granola in My Braces
Album: The Off Key
By: Brian Dunn

Woke up this mornin'
In a pile of manure
but it ain't nothin awkward to me,
I found a fly wing in my armpit leavin the barn
fermented mucus pellets in my feet
Said I comb my hair with a burnin sabre tooth flare
you might say that I'm tamed a bit wild
I got granola in my braces but it never erases my smile

Well the incestual life made my father my wife
I suck my dogs dick with a hoover vaccuum,
I'll skin your little sisters bug and make a beaver skin rug
and mount her ass on a plaque in my room
I like to fart and burp and sneeze and slurp and pee in the stew
A lot of people say that I'm quite vile,
I got granola in my braces but it never erases my smile

Well my Zodiac sign is a kodiak shine
My stuffed lipp spits saliva on fire
said I brush my teeth with a christmas wreath,
and I floss with electrical wire
I said I shine my shoes with the ear wax spooge
thats been behind my bed since I was a child
I got granola in my braces but it never erases my smile

Well you can throw me in the shower with your uppidy ways
try to tell me makin love beats oral sex lays
you can call me filthy baby
zip up my fly
I'll heave a wad of peanut butter brittle cough in your eye
you've just got the heebie-geebies
mr knowledge consumer
the encyclpedia in you bowels is like a rectal tumor
come on and dos-e-doe baby any one can do it
just stick your finger in your nose
inside your head
right through it

Well I don't drink alone
unless I'm by myself
I got the diahreha garglin disease
I said I reach my hand into my prostate gland
and fish around for my tractor keys
well you can be a ****in snob and hold yourself back Bob
but your never gonna clean my style
I got granola in my braces but it never erases my smile

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