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MacBytes
Jun 27, 2009, 09:28 AM
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Category: Humor
Link: The Diary of Steve Jobs's New Liver (http://www.macbytes.com/link.php?sid=20090627102825)
Description:: Steve Jobs's new, transplanted liver reflects on his first grueling days on the job.

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Shoesy
Jun 27, 2009, 11:44 AM
What have I just read. :(

Linkster82
Jun 27, 2009, 02:07 PM
What have I just read. :(

thankfully, i managed to skim through the stupidity before committing myself to read this garbage.

rdowns
Jun 27, 2009, 02:11 PM
Shouldn't an article tagged as humor have some? What rubbish.

Dr.Pants
Jun 27, 2009, 03:04 PM
The Anonymous tag didn't give away that there were some goons behind it?

windywoo
Jun 27, 2009, 04:17 PM
Oh noes don't ever dare to make fun of our Stevie! Funnier than all those **** cartoons about Hitler's face being better than Vista.

SkyBell
Jun 27, 2009, 04:21 PM
Oh noes don't ever dare to make fun of our Stevie! Funnier than all those **** cartoons about Hitler's face being better than Vista.

Sure, but that exactly indicate it's funny at all. Which it isn't.

windywoo
Jun 27, 2009, 04:29 PM
Exactly, so people should stop posting stupid pictures bashing Vista along with all their other ignorant jibes at an OS which was considered a disappointment and yet is still on more machines than OSX will manage in the next 5 years.

dvdhsu
Jun 27, 2009, 10:39 PM
No way!
Steve Jobs was adopted?
In all those biographies I've read, that's never been bought up!

That was the worst article I've read. There was absolutely no humor in it whatsoever.

Even the movie "Shark Attack 3" was better. I mean, it was a terrible movie, but the line "Hey.... How about I take you home.... And eat your p***y?"
was great.

MikeELL
Jun 28, 2009, 11:03 PM
Aw give him a break guys. He was kinda funny. (that said, some of the gags were only funny to immunologists like me)

Tenebrous
Jun 29, 2009, 07:56 AM
Exactly, so people should stop posting stupid pictures bashing Vista along with all their other ignorant jibes at an OS which was considered a disappointment and yet is still on more machines than OSX will manage in the next 5 years.

Ok, so greater numbers = superior? You've got to be kidding me. Using that logic, whatever is popular at any time therefore must be the best. So popular movies are always the best; popular music is always the best; popular presidents are always the best; and so on.

And let's not even get into the numbers discussion with any depth, because if we did that, you'd have to admit that a good number of people who use Vista use it to be compatible with work. And who decides what OS is used at work? Not the people using it! So you're tacitly shilling for reducing people's freedom.

Then again, what does it really say when you come on to a Mac site strictly to bash the OS? That you're hopelessly insecure? That you think that shallow logic will change anyone's mind? That you have an ego the size of Obama's?

Go on, child. The world laughs at you.