Scammers Conference

[P-Worm]

I found this today and thought it was pretty funny.

SC4MMED? (http://j-walk.com/other/conf/index.htm)

P-Worm

[RandomDeadHead]

"The hotel was very, very upscale. The running water was a nice touch! - Dr, Collins Mdadiwe



"I AM FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT USING UPPERCASE LETTERS MAKES MY WRITING MORE EFFECTIVE." - Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed

:D

[KC9AIC]

"Is email now Nigeria's top export?"

what's "'The free daily newspaper was very good to receive, but it is not come on Saturday.' - Mrs. Mabel Mamumbi (my kidney disease is getting better, but I am still a widow)" supposed to mean?

[Doctor Q]

I wonder how many attendees were graduates of the world-famous Spam University (http://www.j-walk.com/other/spamu/index.htm)?

Admissions Requirements
Attended at least four years of elementary school
No more than three felony convictions
The ability to count to 20 without removing your socks
Toilet-trained (at least for #2)
No more than 36 tattoos
Familiarity with computers (i.e., you've seen one in a store or on TV)

Campus Amenities
Restrooms
Ashtrays
Parking lot
Trash cans
Coke machine (Coke and Sprite)
Water fountain
Classrooms
An extensive research library
Used book store
State-of-the-art Computer Center

[themadchemist]

You have just made my life better. Thank you.