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Macky-Mac
Jul 15, 2009, 02:43 AM
:eek: the things that might go on in the world!

By way of a link at the Huffington Post, this story (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/5830080/Hamas-accuses-Israel-of-dumping-aphrodisiac-gum-on-Gaza.html)

Hamas accuses Israel of dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza

Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young," an official has said.

"We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan said.

"The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," he said.

The Islamist movement that has run the densely populated and impoverished Palestinian territory for the past two years said it has detained members of a gang that helped to bring in the products.

"They admitted during the investigation they were linked to the Zionist intelligence services," he said.

One suspect said he had received the products from an Israeli intelligence officer at a cut-rate price "with the officer saying they did not want money, but to distribute the products among the young people of Gaza," Mr Shahwan said.

"The intelligence services are aiming to corrupt the young generation by distributing these products among students."...



Sdashiki
Jul 15, 2009, 09:43 AM
Arent Palestinians basic religious ideals...the suppression of sexual expression?

Sounds like this could be worse than any bombing raid!

opinioncircle
Jul 16, 2009, 10:48 AM
Arent Palestinians basic religious ideals...the suppression of sexual expression?

Sounds like this could be worse than any bombing raid!

From what I know, it isn't.

Badandy
Jul 16, 2009, 11:14 AM
You'd think they could muster up some legitimate gripes with all the conflict that's going on...


But by all means, assume the Bubble Yum is corrupting your youth and not the endless violence and terror.

Desertrat
Jul 16, 2009, 12:58 PM
Hamas' belief in this aphrodisiac is as rational as any of their other beliefs...

hulugu
Jul 16, 2009, 01:35 PM
You'd think they could muster up some legitimate gripes with all the conflict that's going on...


But by all means, assume the Bubble Yum is corrupting your youth and not the endless violence and terror.

You get the feeling they're running out of ideas? Spanish Fly Wrigley's, FTW!

patrick0brien
Jul 16, 2009, 01:43 PM
"Hamas accuses Israel of dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza"

I want some!!!

Badandy
Jul 16, 2009, 01:45 PM
You get the feeling they're running out of ideas? !

Oh definitely not, this would be the first thing I would have used against the Israeli's.

szark
Jul 16, 2009, 02:23 PM
If this was true, it seems like it would backfire in a major way. I mean:

Aphrodisiac gum causes more Palestinian kids to have sex
As a result, more Palestinian kids get pregnant
Final result: more Palestinians!
Is that what they really want? ;)

obeygiant
Jul 16, 2009, 05:09 PM
I love aphrodisiac gum. :)

Shivetya
Jul 16, 2009, 05:12 PM
Arent Palestinians basic religious ideals...the suppression of sexual expression?

Sounds like this could be worse than any bombing raid!

Only for those who they don't like. Seems they are quite able to violate the same rules they enforce.

Now you confusing specific applications of Islamic law with Palenstinians, one is an ideal the other a people. The later of course adhere majority wise to the first.

pb1300
Jul 16, 2009, 05:29 PM
I love aphrodisiac gum. :)

Me too, use it often, but it never seems to work for me.

killerrobot
Jul 16, 2009, 05:37 PM
Well, thank heavens that those "dubious side affects" weren't caused by Tramadol (http://axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/Article_56192.shtml) or any other actual drug.

Now that they know the real problem, they can snip that in the bud. ;)

mactastic
Jul 16, 2009, 06:35 PM
Sounds like a good excuse... No Mom and Dad, really -- it was the gum the Israelis dropped on me that made me have sex!

Just as believable as "No really Joseph... God was the one who got me pregnant. And I'm still a virgin. I swear."

obeygiant
Jul 16, 2009, 08:04 PM
Just as believable as "No really Joseph... God was the one who got me pregnant. And I'm still a virgin. I swear."

This proves that abstinence is only 99.9% effective.

Macky-Mac
Jul 16, 2009, 09:36 PM
Me too, use it often, but it never seems to work for me.

perhaps you're not chewing it correctly :D

Desertrat
Jul 16, 2009, 09:39 PM
Abstinence works better than Saran Wrap...

NT1440
Jul 16, 2009, 11:32 PM
Sex is corrupting now? :rolleyes: