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robbieduncan

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With apologies to e who usually posts this sort of story...

The Reg Story

"Swedish cops are on the look-out for a quintet of tattooed girls who dragged a 50-year-old man off his bicycle, pulled down his trousers and smalls and "sexually molested" the poor bloke."

Note I wanted to title this ...Pulled off Bike and "Pulled Off" but I though the Mods might object...
 
While I don't condone non-consensual forced sexual activity, there are probably many a guy on here thinking, "What a lucky bloke."
 
A quintet? Wow.
Are they conducting this investigation so they can be next?
A medal perhaps?
I'm kidding of course. Rape is never funny.
A quintet is funny.

Missing a 'y' btw in thread title.
EDIT: you fixed it.
 
They weren't very specific in that article. I wonder what they actually did. </morbid curiosity>
 
Tattooed Ambush Vixens
Hmmm. Excellent name for a band I would have thought.

They weren't very specific in that article. I wonder what they actually did. </morbid curiosity>

Indeed.
"Sexually molested" covers quite a range of activities.

Poor guy. I can only imagine what I'd feel like if a quintet of girls dragged me from my bike and err… sexually molested me.
🙁
 
This would have been interesting had it not been for the tattoos. I abhor them.

They should be arrested and sent to Amsterdam.
 
This would have been interesting had it not been for the tattoos. I abhor them.

They should be arrested and sent to Amsterdam.

It got hotter with the tattoos. 🙂
You know, if we were just looking at the quintet of tattooed chicks.
Rape aint hot no matter how you dice it.
 
To Club Vandersexxx!*



*Europtrip

P.S. You serious about the tattoo hate? why?

I don't mind little ones like butterflies on a buttock but tattoos on a females arms or backs etc. don't appeal to me. Don't know why. I suppose it's because I'm old and don't have any myself but I digress.
 
That man just lived my fantasy.

But if it was five tatooed men who did that to a woman, would the public reaction be the same?

P.S. gotta love tattoos
 
Yes, you can.
He may still get an erection, but it does not mean he is willing.

ummm...no offense but that statement doesn't make sense.

If a person is willing then that person is willing. And in some cases *cough* can't get an erection.


not that I have ever had that problem mind you
 
You can't rape the willing.....

Yes, you can.
He may still get an erection, but it does not mean he is willing.

I don't know where people started picking up that he was "raped". Raped summons up something pretty specific and quite horrific…
If the guy was raped I doubt the papers would be covering it with "sexually molested".

Sexually molested?
Well they could have "just" fondled him a bit… gave him a few strokes… I'll leave the rest to your imaginations.
What they quaintly used to call: Outraging his/her modesty.

Somehow I doubt any guy — especially the wrong side of 50 — is going to get "stimulated enough" to start having penetrative sex with 5 — what did they call them? — "Tattooed Ambush Vixens", unless it actually was some kind of porn-fantasy video shoot.

But then they'd be described as "Lesbian Tattooed Ambush Vixens".

Poor guy.
 
If I get an erection, I am willing.

So if you pop a boner at school because you were day dreaming about something sexual, that gives automatic rights for anyone to sexually assault you?

EDIT: To me, rape is any unwanted sexual contact/ interaction. Pulling his pants down in public and doing stuff to him is rape, IMHO.
 
I don't mind little ones like butterflies on a buttock but tattoos on a females arms or backs etc. don't appeal to me. Don't know why. I suppose it's because I'm old and don't have any myself but I digress.

not sure how "old" you are or even you really do count as old... 34 here and generally can't stand tattoos on females... quite a waste!
 
I can't speak for others, but if 5 girls got me all worked up and then just left me unslaked. I know I'd be upset too. I'd demand satisfaction.😉
 
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