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edesignuk

Jul 31, 2009, 03:24 AM

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/fckingCEN_450x300.jpg

Authorities in the Austrian village of ********** have installed CCTV cameras in an attempt to stop tourists acting out the name in front of their road signs.

The tiny rural hamlet has been plagued by visitors filming themselves in sexually explicit positions with the name '**********' in the background.

'I'm sure each of them think they're the first to think of it, but believe me they're not. We've grown very tired of it and we're doing something about it,' said one fed up resident of the village near Salzburg, which has a population of just 104. Metro (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?**********_authorities_clamp_down_on_**********_tourists&in_article_id=710580&in_page_id=2).

:D

jmann

Jul 31, 2009, 03:32 AM

People always think they are the first and only. :rolleyes:

pachyderm

Jul 31, 2009, 06:34 AM

now we've all got something to search for online all day...

ergdegdeg

Jul 31, 2009, 06:41 AM

Austria/Germany are full of those :p

A selection:
Titz
Busendorf (German for "village of boobs")
Wixhausen (German for "village of wanking")
Petting (in Austria and Germany)
Nackterhof (German for "naked yard")

Queso

Jul 31, 2009, 06:43 AM

.Andy

Jul 31, 2009, 06:51 AM

I'm so bookmarking these for later use :D
You're such a Wixhauser.

Dagless

Jul 31, 2009, 07:05 AM

There's an Upperthong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upperthong) and Broadbottom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadbottom) around here.
Juz sayin.

iBlue

Jul 31, 2009, 07:12 AM

I think Largeasse, France sounds like a great place for a photo op.

redwarrior

Jul 31, 2009, 07:14 AM

We have a Cumming in Georgia. I think of Lee every time I ride by the Cumming Fairgrounds. :p

Unspoken Demise

Jul 31, 2009, 07:26 AM

We have a Cumming in Georgia. I think of Lee every time I ride by the Cumming Fairgrounds. :p

You're in Georgia? I didnt know that...
Anyways, Cumming has always been such a funny place to pass through. :p

arkitect

Jul 31, 2009, 07:28 AM

Personally I have always had a soft spot for Twatt in the Shetland Isles…

iBlue

Jul 31, 2009, 07:29 AM

We have a Cumming in Georgia. I think of Lee every time I ride by the Cumming Fairgrounds. :pYou're in Georgia? I didnt know that...
Anyways, Cumming has always been such a funny place to pass through. :p I try to make a pass through there at least once per day!

Wait, what?

gilkisson

Jul 31, 2009, 07:31 AM

Pennsylvania has some good towns to visit as well. There is, of course, Intercourse PA, which isn't far from Blue Ball.

The Pennsylvania Dutch were just more subtle than the Austrians, that's all...

Pixellated

Jul 31, 2009, 07:37 AM

Don't forget the classic Pratt's Bottom, UK. :D

Unspoken Demise

Jul 31, 2009, 07:39 AM

I try to make a pass through there at least once per day!

Wait, what?

And where is E when this happens? :confused: :p

redwarrior

Jul 31, 2009, 07:41 AM

And where is E when this happens? :confused: :p
Watching, of course.:D

Edit: from the passenger seat.

yg17

Jul 31, 2009, 07:49 AM

Missouri has a town named Knob Lick and another one named Cooter.

I've driven through Cooter, but given it's location deep in the south of the Bootheel where everyone's related to each other, I kept on driving and didn't stop to get what the town is named after ;)

iBlue

Jul 31, 2009, 07:50 AM

^ (@ redwarrior and Unspoken Demise) :D

Awww, it's just NOT as fun of a ride without him.

Queso

Jul 31, 2009, 10:06 AM

You're such a Wixhauser.
From a Busendorfer like yourself I'll take that as a compliment :p

twistedlegato

Jul 31, 2009, 10:32 AM

You're in Georgia? I didnt know that...
Anyways, Cumming has always been such a funny place to pass through. :p

Im in Georgia as well. My friends and I always find it funny whenever we have to pass through Cumming :D

bartelby

Jul 31, 2009, 11:03 AM

^ (@ redwarrior and Unspoken Demise) :D

Awww, it's just NOT as fun of a ride without him.

I guess you may still get your Green and Black's after all this evening.

jessica.

Jul 31, 2009, 11:11 AM

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mkrishnan

Jul 31, 2009, 11:16 AM

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Hmmmm, are they saying that, in this case, they ultimately decided that that particular bird was worth more in the bush than in the hand? :D

Unspoken Demise

Jul 31, 2009, 11:17 AM

Hmmmm, are they saying that, in this case, they ultimately decided that that particular bird was worth more in the bush than in the hand? :D

Everything is worth more in a bush. Everything.

jessica.

Jul 31, 2009, 11:19 AM

Everything is worth more in a bush. Everything.

^5 :D

obeygiant

Jul 31, 2009, 11:55 AM

Go to Hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan). It's fun!

AngryApple

Jul 31, 2009, 12:17 PM

We have a Cumming in Georgia. I think of Lee every time I ride by the Cumming Fairgrounds. :p

I always laugh quietly to myself when I see a sign for Cumming. Whoever is in the car with me calls me a perv. :D

edesignuk

Aug 5, 2009, 08:10 AM

W**k tells ********* to get a grip

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/w--ksignpostCEN_450x300.jpg

Fed-up residents of the Austrian town of ********* are being offered a helping hand by their German neighbours in a town named W**k.

The people of ********* have grown tired of English-speaking tourists acting out their village's name (and also, no doubt, of amused British journalists writing stories about it.)

But now residents of the German town of W**k have told them grasp the opportunity...Metro (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?W**k_tells_*********_to_get_a_grip&in_article_id=714925&in_page_id=2).

:D

obeygiant

Aug 5, 2009, 09:56 AM

Considering a move to Beaverlick, Kentucky (http://kentucky.hometownlocator.com/ky/boone/beaverlick.cfm). For business reasons naturally. :D

dmr727

Aug 5, 2009, 10:14 AM

Considering a move to Beaverlick, Kentucky (http://kentucky.hometownlocator.com/ky/boone/beaverlick.cfm). For business reasons naturally. :D

Funny you should mention that. I was just there this morning.

mkrishnan

Aug 5, 2009, 10:18 AM

Personally, I think the W**kers have it right, although Beaverlick many times seems like an excellent place to be in the customer satisfaction business.

benflick

Aug 5, 2009, 02:04 PM

you should mention that. I was just there this morning.

Funny you should mention it, Beaverlick is only about 40 minutes away from me.

mlemonds

Aug 5, 2009, 02:10 PM

Considering a move to Beaverlick, Kentucky (http://kentucky.hometownlocator.com/ky/boone/beaverlick.cfm). For business reasons naturally. :D

There is Big Bone Lick State Park in KY off Beaver Road.

Counterfit

Aug 5, 2009, 02:52 PM

Pennsylvania has some good towns to visit as well. There is, of course, Intercourse PA, which isn't far from Blue Ball.

The Pennsylvania Dutch were just more subtle than the Austrians, that's all...

http://homepage.mac.com/counterfit/pics/blueballave.jpg
*cough* (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=blueball+ave&sll=39.734122,-75.456848&sspn=0.31577,0.708618&ie=UTF8&ll=39.825973,-75.433717&spn=0.019709,0.044289&t=h&z=15&iwloc=A)

ethical

Aug 5, 2009, 03:37 PM

Just booked two tickets... I leave tomorrow!

Will put pics up after.