If you guys thought that Bush supporters were bad, you should read this website. :)

[Stelliform]

You guys don't know how far right someone could be.

Linky Poo (http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/)

want to ban pornography with a 10-year prison term for viewing or participating in pornography, as well as oral and anal sex with a 1-5 year prison term for oral sex and a 1-10 year term for anal sex. I also want to ban the manufacture and sale of contraceptives (birth control) with a prison term of up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $5,000 for violating this ban. None of these laws will be retroactive.

Based off of his pics on his webpage, porn is his only hope at seeing a naked woman. :D

http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/photos_files/david100400.jpg

After reading his page, I wonder what this guy does for fun?

[miloblithe]

I'm glad someone is willing to take a stand and demand the death penalty for vampirism. I am so sick of all those vampires, runnin' around like they own the joint.

[Stelliform]

I know! And I think he is right, we do need a national dress code! Maybe a dress code like the happy people in the Apple 1984 ad.

1984 ad (http://www.uriah.com/apple-qt/1984.html)

[wowser]

HAHA! He is hideous!

[bousozoku]

That was particularly scary. :D :eek:

Some people are more gullible than others. It's just a good thing that he's got two cats because that's the only way that he's going to get...

[wowser]

It sounds like he would be very happy about Abu Ghraib prison!

*** Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size.

*** Prisoners kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving their cell during incarceration).*

*** Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter.

*** NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.

*** NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort.

*** NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell.

*** Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment.

*** ANY inmate that attempts to escape will be executed on site.

[Stelliform]

support implementing a Federal Anti-Vice Squad (FAVS) that will enforce all the morality laws enacted once fellow moralists are elected to high positions in government. The FAVS will have full search and seizure powers and will be able to, for example, demand a spare key from someone to search homes for pornography or tobacco, etc. The FAVS will also be responsible for enforcing the NDC with patrolling of streets and informants on the streets of America.

Maybe there should be Five top leaders in this organization.... only what would they be called???!?

[wowser]

and his bizarre 'fag facts' section is so random!

50% of suicides can be attributed to fags

exactly how does he come up with this?????

[zimv20]

Maybe there should be Five top leaders in this organization.... only what would they be called???!?
the taleban

[Stelliform]

the taleban (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/taliban_telemarketers.htm)

Oh, come on zim, share a giggle at Dave's expense... ;)

[Flowbee]

After reading his page, I wonder what this guy does for fun?

Either planning a mass murder spree or cross-dressing. Maybe both.

[Edit: No offense meant to cross-dressers]

[Stelliform]

Either planning a mass murder spree or cross-dressing. Maybe both.

I just want to know what he has against jeans....

[wowser]

Four years on, I hope the acne / awful clothes / nazi politics have cleared up :p

[Agathon]

Funny that a guy called "wowser" disagrees with him. This guy is the biggest wowser I've seen on the net.

[wowser]

Funny that a guy called "wowser" disagrees with him. This guy is the biggest wowser I've seen on the net.

Is a 'wowser' a bad thing?

[Flowbee]

Is a 'wowser' a bad thing?Apparently so. (http://www.anu.edu.au/ANDC/Austwords/wowser.html)

Tip: Always do a google search before choosing a screen name. :p

[zimv20]

Oh, come on zim, share a giggle at Dave's expense... ;)
will do.

i'm almost 100% positive he's closeted. his entire life is going to suck (no pun intended).

[IJ Reilly]

I just want to know what he has against jeans....

Against his? Probably nothing.

[rendezvouscp]

I wonder what kind of music this kid listens to, I'm guessing his favorite song is "White America" by Eminem ;). The clean version of course.
–Chase

[zimv20]

I wonder what kind of music this kid listens to, I'm guessing his favorite song is "White America" by Eminem ;). The clean version of course.
–Chase

My favorite Gospel songs are: Gimme That Old Time Religion (sung by Jack Scott) and Onward Christian Soldiers.


also:

I support a total ban on tattooing.

yeah, that'll fix everything. guess *i'm* screwed.

[takao]

this looks so fake...... but quite amusing to read had to laugh a lot

[IJ Reilly]

this looks so fake...... but quite amusing to read had to laugh a lot

That's my feeling too. I suspect the site is satirical. Notice that the "original" pornguy site is no longer available. It probably never existed.

[BOSOX78250]

I just read this to my co-workers and we had to take a few to the emergency room from lack of oxygen. Freakin HILARIOUS!!!

This site is one of two things. A hilarious satire, or a freaky kid who is doomed from the beggining. I have a feeling that it is the latter.

I love the lame excuse for still being in high school at 19, that was on of my favs! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Backtothemac]

Sweet jesus, that kid needs a blow job.

Sadly, he will end up killing someone eventually.

[Chip NoVaMac]

Either planning a mass murder spree or cross-dressing. Maybe both.

[Edit: No offense meant to cross-dressers]

LOL, I can see the news article now.

"He was a quiet sort. Kept to himself. I think he spent a lot time in front of his computer."

[zimv20]

though i'm cynical enough to believe that people like this do exist, i'm leaning towards "joke."

[Chip NoVaMac]

this looks so fake...... but quite amusing to read had to laugh a lot

My thoughts are that someone he ticked off did this as revenge.

Otherwise GWB might have found his next running-mate if Dicky decides not to run again. :D